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2012-12-26 04:01 7433948 Anonymous (american gas.jpg 700x1084 138kB)
Any Americans around? I have a question for you! So last week my bio teacher (I'm in med school) told us a story about a visiting American tourist who had taken a tour in a local industry back in the 80s. The rather obese man (by our European standards) was not wearing a shirt, and so got a welding spark on him when he tried to squeeze past a worker. According to my bio teacher, the spark landed in the American's belly button. This caused him to burst into flames in a mere second. Apparently this is caused by a methane cloud forming around American people who are usually very obese, and who digest a lot of artificial ingredients. Said methane cloud along with high fat reserves makes them highly combustible. I'm curious: is there any truth in this story, or was he just having a laugh with us? I've never heard of this phenomena earlier, and googling it just results in links about spontaneous combustion. I figured an American would know, since if it's true you've probably been informed about it on fire prevention day or similar. Thanks!

9 min later 7434061 Anonymous
Yes America, please enlighten us (pun)

11 min later 7434077 Anonymous
no knowing about full body farts

12 min later 7434089 Anonymous
Don't make fun of me, it's not nice. But yeah it was a joke, methane = farts He was calling Americans fat and full of farts.

12 min later 7434090 Anonymous
Do you actually make those drawing and write those stories yourself? They're quite entertaining. 6/10 But it needs more black cock and a swede getting raped in the butt by black cock.

13 min later 7434108 Anonymous (34534543.jpg 535x349 78kB)
What do you think? >American walking around with no shirt >right next to a wielder that's enough bullshit right there to know it's fake

14 min later 7434113 Anonymous
Oh man, this guy again haha

15 min later 7434122 Anonymous
>>7433948 That doesn't sound real. Yes, we have many fat people (it's our number 1 export), but I think they are not prone to exploding into balls of fire.

17 min later 7434134 Anonymous (bellybuttonprotection.jpg 634x465 39kB)
>>7433948 Yes, it's sad, but true. Thing is, only in their belly button they have enough methane concentration to start a fire. That's why thez are required to wear belly button protection when fire is near. pic related, belly button protection.

18 min later 7434148 Anonymous
>>7434090 >But it needs more black cock and a swede getting raped in the butt by black cock. Butthurt.

20 min later 7434166 Anonymous
its a national tragedy you hear about it on the news all the time something should be done

21 min later 7434185 Anonymous
>>7434148 Butthurt indeed.

22 min later 7434199 Anonymous
I preferred the one about Estonians defecating through a hole in their walls.

23 min later 7434203 Anonymous (1356356437626.png 256x287 12kB)
I love you PictoSwede.

23 min later 7434204 Anonymous
>>7434166 I heard Obama wants to ban assault sparks due to this event. Also, the sales for the fire-proof belly button covers are through the roof.

26 min later 7434254 Anonymous
>>7434204 socialist nig how am i supposed to repair my jazzy without an assault spark

33 min later 7434348 Anonymous (Will smith enjoying cereal.jpg 412x352 20kB)
>>7434061

41 min later 7434448 Anonymous
>>7433948 American living in Norway here. My brother died this way, he was just on his way to McDonald's when he walked by a book burning of books that teach the filthy lie of the evolution theory, suddenly he ignited and bursted into treats and cheese. ;___;

41 min later 7434459 Anonymous (average american.jpg 1276x970 100kB)
>>7433948 OP you are an epic ruseman Did you draw this as well?

50 min later 7434575 Anonymous (vasa.jpg 1200x800 219kB)
Any Swedes around? I have a question for you! So last week my engineering professor (I'm at MIT for my graduate degree) told us a story about a Swedish warship which had taken a voyage around the Baltic Sea back in the 1600s. The rather large ship (by 1600s standards) was not engineered very well, and encountered a small gust of wind on its maiden voyage. According to my engineering professor, the gust landed on the ship’s sails. This caused it to fall over and sink in mere seconds. Apparently this was caused by horrible Swedish engineers, who are usually very careless, and who added an extra 42 centimeters to the ship’s width. And apparently now you Swedes bothered to save the ship from the ocean floor and put it in a museum. But I do not understand why you would bother if it was such a bad ship that killed so many people? I'm curious: is there any truth in this story, or was he just having a laugh with us? I've never heard of this story earlier, and googling it is no help since my professor did not mention the name of the ship. I figured any Swede would know, since if it's true you've probably been informed about it on engineer carelessness prevention day or something similar. Thanks!

51 min later 7434598 Anonymous
Please excuse me if I went on to post this on /b/

53 min later 7434619 Anonymous (laughing-nazi.jpg 300x636 67kB)
>>7434575

55 min later 7434638 Anonymous
>>7434459 That guy loves butyric acid?

55 min later 7434652 Anonymous
>>7434575 It didn't sank in mere seconds, took more like 20 minutes, but otherwise it's true.

56 min later 7434661 Anonymous
>>7434638 Americas favorite solvent.

59 min later 7434688 Anonymous
>Sweden >Industrial Parks yeah right.

1 hours later 7434768 Anonymous
>>7434688 Whats wrong with our industrial parks? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkFv_SnKcno

1 hours later 7434790 Anonymous
God, i love these threads! Swedebro, for the first time you're not gay

1 hours later 7434813 Anonymous (icecube doesnt want to melt.jpg 500x310 54kB)
>>7434768

1 hours later 7435050 Anonymous
>>7434575 but muh vasa

1 hours later 7435082 Anonymous
The methane cloud isn't always present, and usually there are agents inside XXXL clothing to suppress the chemical. Obviously, that man was an unlucky guy in an unlucky spot. Wrong time, wrong place. Won't always happen though.

1 hours later 7435115 Anonymous
>>7435082 proxy?

1 hours later 7435249 Anonymous
>>7435115 >Americans in charge of self irony

1 hours later 7435275 Anonymous
From the grandmaster troll that brought you "American Poop Scoop Bucket", and "Estonian One-Way Poop Elevator", brings you the Spontaneous combustible American!

1 hours later 7435316 Anonymous
>>7434575 >Swedish engineers Nope, they were dutch.

1 hours later 7435331 Anonymous (1295147335742.jpg 360x500 42kB)
>>7434813

1 hours later 7435335 Anonymous (EU-Denmark.svg.png 713x600 130kB)
>>7435316 That's still Scandinavian.

1 hours later 7435343 Anonymous
>>7434575 it wasn't really the engineers' fault. They tried their best to meet with the changing demands. Apparently agile project management wasn't implemented back then

1 hours later 7435353 Anonymous
>>7435335 I hope that was a bad try at a joke, for your own sake!

1 hours later 7435362 Anonymous
>>7435343 Yeah. The king asked for too much. And with asked I mean demanded.

1 hours later 7435371 Anonymous
>>7435335 not sure if troll

1 hours later 7435382 Anonymous
>>7434204 muh constitution if you remove our right to wield sparks you're removing our freedom

2 hours later 7435422 Anonymous
>>7434575 Joke's on you, this was the first submarine in the world.

2 hours later 7435457 Anonymous
>>7434575 No one was found guilty for the sinking of the ship, later polish spies were accused of changing the ship plan parametres... oh you sweden

2 hours later 7435499 Anonymous
>>7435457 You damn papalists, always trying to sabotage our boats! We'd conquer the seas were it not for you!

2 hours later 7435523 Anonymous
>>7433948 >typing this much out for a troll oh fugg sweben your pands are do dight again :DDDDDD

2 hours later 7435526 Anonymous
>>7435499 Well you still couldnt conquer the land because of Russia

2 hours later 7435564 Anonymous
Does anyone have screencaps of this guy's other posts? Specifically the Leg stabiliser, the Poop scooper and the Estonian hole thingy.

2 hours later 7435579 Anonymous
>>7435526 They're conspiring against us I tell ya, they always were. Hmm, I wonder if Finland is up for some genocide, just like in the good old days.

2 hours later 7435600 Anonymous (bueno2.jpg 595x659 116kB)
>This guy again

2 hours later 7435609 Anonymous
Any Ameribros up to trade Freedom Trough recipes?

2 hours later 7435636 Anonymous
Yes but we have since switched to methanium.

2 hours later 7435646 Anonymous
>>7435609 Here's my favorite: -45 double cheeseburgers -aprox. 3 quarts corn syrup -half bottle cold ketchup My little trick is to add a few bay leaves! The kids love it!

2 hours later 7435668 Anonymous
>>7435646 I can't stand greens, though.

2 hours later 7435696 Anonymous
>>7435668 Don't worry nobody is supposed to eat it, it just adds that bit of flavor that really sets it off.

2 hours later 7435758 Anonymous
>>7435696 I find the greens help move my massive shits through my anus.

2 hours later 7435869 Anonymous (tumblr_lgs8sgMnWv1qewv1lo1_500.jpg 500x313 121kB)
>>7435275 >Poop This!

2 hours later 7435878 Anonymous
>>7435869 *scoop

2 hours later 7435885 Anonymous
>>7435275 >Estonian One-Way Poop Elevator Does anyone still have that image? Requesting this please.

2 hours later 7435889 Anonymous
>>7435668 But aren't you able to label the whole thing as a vegetable as long as you just add a couple of greens?

2 hours later 7435917 Anonymous
4/10 Not your best work at all . Should've said the spark burned through the shirt and ignited the trapped methane in said shirt.

2 hours later 7435972 Anonymous (474px-Ronald_Reagan_with_cowboy_hat_12-0071M_edit.jpg 474x600 45kB)
>>7435889 >corn oil >ketchup >not vegetables

2 hours later 7435998 Anonymous
>>7435275 havent seen that estonian elevator. do you have a pic?

4 hours later 7437401 Anonymous
>>7435564 Well the leg stabilizer is right here >>7434459

5 hours later 7437668 Anonymous (beararmsedit1.jpg 1200x899 51kB)
>>7433948 >I like to imagine Americans as fat and hairy We won't be bear to your cub faggot.

8 hours later 7441965 Anonymous (3e2r4.jpg 500x350 46kB)
The real question is why did you let him not shower in your country? Was it during the water shortage after Swedens well collapsed?

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