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2012-12-16 01:03 7240686 Anonymous (7654.jpg 640x480 141kB)
11am and it's 35 degrees. Cry me a river snowbros.
Prepare for the shitposting today /int/, the heat's going to get to us.
0 min later 7240703 Anonymous
Haha, they're sweating
2 min later 7240729 Anonymous
>>7240686
I stay inside - its too fucking hot. I got to the beach - I get skin cancer.
What do?
5 min later 7240784 Anonymous
IKTF Ausbros
6 min later 7240792 Anonymous
>>7240729
skin cancer, pick the skin cancer
>>7240759
don't worry scotland, we get cold temps in Australia too during winter, sometimes even as low as ten degrees
6 min later 7240794 Anonymous
>>7240729
Find a curved copper pipe. Use a small water pump to pump water through it and back into a small container or tank. Attach the pipe to the front of a fan. The copper pipe will get really cold and the fan will spread the cold throughout the room.
...or stop being poor and get central air.
...or stop being really poor and get a swamp cooler.
9 min later 7240855 Anonymous
A breezy 31 degrees here. I need a beer.
9 min later 7240865 Anonymous
Why was my post deleted?
10 min later 7240884 Anonymous
>>7240794
This sounds too complicated for my bogan brain, just going to sit in a bathtub instead.
11 min later 7240892 Anonymous
>>7240865
the janitor hates dem feels?
13 min later 7240915 Anonymous (IMG_0319.jpg 3264x2448 2629kB)
>>7240729
already there bro
13 min later 7240917 Anonymous
15C in Melbourne and windy. The usual weather here, I'd feel sorry for you northerners if you weren't such pricks.
13 min later 7240924 Anonymous (1.jpg 1134x850 18kB)
13 min later 7240926 Anonymous
Don't you guys have air conditioning?
14 min later 7240934 Anonymous (2.jpg 1134x850 25kB)
>>7240924
14 min later 7240936 Anonymous
>>7240917
>15C in Melbourne and windy
I'd feel sorry for you southerners if you weren't such priicks
14 min later 7240939 Anonymous (3.jpg 1134x850 45kB)
>>7240934
15 min later 7240943 Anonymous
>>7240939
SHHHIIIIIIIIII-
15 min later 7240944 Anonymous
>>7240939
OH NO SNOWBRO IS COMING
15 min later 7240945 Anonymous (4.jpg 1134x850 87kB)
>>7240939
15 min later 7240954 Anonymous (5.jpg 1134x850 176kB)
>>7240945
16 min later 7240957 Anonymous
>>7240926
>Australia
>Air conditioning
Fucking lel m8
16 min later 7240961 Anonymous (6.jpg 1134x850 228kB)
>>7240954
16 min later 7240967 Anonymous (1335885786103.jpg 466x700 133kB)
>>7240892
I didn't even say >tfw
I just wanted to find a reaction pic of someone in despair. So I'll say it again:
FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA. IT'S FREEZING HERE IN SCOTLAND.
16 min later 7240975 Anonymous
>>7240954
yes YES! show the unbelievers!
16 min later 7240977 Anonymous
>>7240961
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17 min later 7240985 Anonymous
>>7240961
all hail snowbro
17 min later 7240989 Anonymous
>>7240961
10/10, c'mere you cunts
19 min later 7241013 Anonymous
>>7240926
no bro, fucks up my sinuses
20 min later 7241035 Anonymous
>>7240961
That's the best snowman i've ever seen.
21 min later 7241045 Anonymous
2:30am and it's 25 degrees.
Fuck this shit.
21 min later 7241051 Anonymous
>>7240961
9/10, would fuck
21 min later 7241052 Anonymous
>>7241035
It's also one of the best threads I've ever seen here
>>7234138
22 min later 7241059 Anonymous
>>7241035
That's because it is. He is Snowbro I, king of /int/.
22 min later 7241069 Anonymous
>>7241052
Oh. My. God.
24 min later 7241093 Anonymous
fak u australia, this is now snowbro thread
25 min later 7241104 Anonymous
>desert problems
29 min later 7241178 Anonymous
>>7241045
shit bro, good luck
30 min later 7241194 Anonymous
we need a summer version of snowbro
31 min later 7241215 Anonymous
Just go to Bali, mate.
34 min later 7241262 Anonymous
and I'll get boom-ed out
36 min later 7241293 Anonymous (mexicocantintowinter.png 729x587 273kB)
I found this on facebook two days ago.
We can't into winter.
He literally commented
>What a cold weather :S haha"
14°c
LEL
36 min later 7241301 Anonymous
>>7240915
Is that Rosedale?
37 min later 7241314 Anonymous
>>7241293
but you can't snow
38 min later 7241320 Anonymous
>>7240967
blame moot, he's an authoritarian cunt
39 min later 7241338 Anonymous
>>7241301
nah, northern beaches
39 min later 7241342 Anonymous
>>7241314
Yet we freeze with temperatures lower than 20°c
In summer we get 45° So I guess that compensates it.
44 min later 7241421 Anonymous (horrible.jpg 1016x345 82kB)
It's not too bad now, I'm hoping it's a pretty mild summer again in Sydney
44 min later 7241426 Anonymous
Just get fucking air conditioning and go for a swim. Don't shit this place up even more cause you boys can't handle your own summer.
50 min later 7241509 Anonymous (summerbro.png 847x702 612kB)
>>7241194
Here you go.
51 min later 7241523 Anonymous (photographer_uploaded_1_68_1355489723_2012.jpg 364x547 233kB)
52 min later 7241542 Anonymous
>>7241509
Thanks Finland, you always know how to help a brother out.
53 min later 7241557 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2012-12-16 at 11.56.57 AM.png 354x102 21kB)
>>7241426
don't worry cunt, it'll get better, it'll get better
55 min later 7241582 Anonymous (Capture.jpg 763x418 70kB)
>>7241523
блядь, сука, wrong thread
57 min later 7241612 Anonymous
>>7241582
-20 is better than +30. Hot weather sucks ass, unless you have AC everywhere.
1 hours later 7241670 Anonymous
>>7241612
in -20 you feel you need to cover your face with smth. Everything else is already double covered
1 hours later 7241715 Anonymous
>>7241612
definitely prefer the heat to minus degree temperature. In the cold I feel like I'm going to lose every limb.
>>7241582
what are you doing there Russiabro? Come visit us here!
1 hours later 7241842 Anonymous
how bout i sweat you a river m8
0/10 would not become gelatine
1 hours later 7241860 Anonymous (1353939602836.jpg 604x453 62kB)
>>7241715
I dreamed to visit Australia, or NZ(6 years ago while at 1st year in university) . But you seemed to hate each other ITT, is this for real? I wish i could enter Master degree study program in ... anywhere abroad. Sorry for russian'd english
[spoiler]i have no dreams anymore[/spoiler]
1 hours later 7241939 Anonymous
>>7241860
We don't really hate each other, we're like brothers who get pissed off at each other and bully one another from time to time. If there was a war though, we'd have their back.
Reignite your dreams Russiabro. Make something of yourself.
1 hours later 7241958 Anonymous
>>7241842
sounds good Justin Timberlake
1 hours later 7241971 Anonymous
>>7240686
Mfw when I was listening to that song!
1 hours later 7241991 Anonymous
>tfw I will have to survive summer without air-conditioning
1 hours later 7242055 Anonymous (32542345.jpg 1024x1024 191kB)
>>7240794
fucking american's
I just get back from correcting an american on maths and now I see this, the only reason fans cool you down is because it accelerates evaporation of sweat off of the skin which carries heat away. how the fuck is filling a metal pipe with water and putting it infront of a fan going to do shit. /rant over
1 hours later 7242131 Anonymous (finnish suffering.png 300x300 121kB)
>>7240686
Australia is a death camp for Finns. We already suffer heat strokes in +10c. In 35c we'd probably end up as a fleshy puddles on the pavement.
1 hours later 7242182 Anonymous
will never forget when I went to primary school in Northern Germany for a couple of months. School would be called off due to heatwave if the temps got above +25. Cheering as an aussie kid.
It only happened a handful of times though.
1 hours later 7242187 Anonymous
>>7242055
>fucking american's
>american's
american's what? Is there something that this american possesses? It's "americans", dumbass.
1 hours later 7242193 Anonymous
>>7241971
Hey, it's that Morocco dude!
>>7242131
What are the hottest temperatures you usually get Finnbro?
1 hours later 7242255 Anonymous
>>7242193
It's a bit over 30c usually on the hotter days. On average it is probably 25c.
1 hours later 7242270 Anonymous
>>7242255
during summers ofcourse.
1 hours later 7242292 Anonymous
>>7242182
Holy shit.
I remember one day in school it was 44, we had to play Cricket against another school that day.
1 hours later 7242312 Anonymous
>>7242255
That's pretty hot for your region!
1 hours later 7242319 Anonymous
>>7242292
fuck don't remind me, all those cross countrys as well
1 hours later 7242369 Anonymous (Capture.jpg 281x107 15kB)
Feels temperate, man. I pity you tropical dwellers.
1 hours later 7242381 Anonymous
>35 C
>Heat
You just went full retarded.
We get this temperature in winter here
1 hours later 7242387 Anonymous
>muh heat
1 hours later 7242593 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2012-12-16 at 1.02.26 PM.png 508x110 31kB)
we're way up in the tropics
2 hours later 7242658 Anonymous
>>7242381
but you live in peasant rainforest so your temperatures are irrelevant, yes?
2 hours later 7243134 Anonymous
Where are you all? It's mild in Melbourne
2 hours later 7243158 Anonymous
>>7243134
Sydney and it's damn boiling here.
2 hours later 7243184 Anonymous (weather.png 489x129 14kB)
:(
2 hours later 7243220 Anonymous (tumblr_m4wfnoOnap1rwacslo1_500.jpg 500x375 11kB)
Australia seems like the right place for me. I fucking hate the cold so much. But Australian wildlife is crazy.
2 hours later 7243296 Yooper (CurrentWeather.jpg 476x115 18kB)
This is fucking ridiculous, man.
This has been the warmest December ever. It even rained today for a while. Pitiful.
Looks like we're going to get snubbed out of another decent winter.
3 hours later 7243357 Anonymous (1331347692339.jpg 299x276 12kB)
Current temp here in Michigan is 42F. And it's rainy.
3 hours later 7243366 Anonymous
>>7243220
I never get it when people talk about our dangerous wildlife. Sure, if you go to the outback or up north (which is pretty much never), but the only dangerous wildlife around my area is that fat lollipop lady who takes three hours to cross that fucking crossing.
3 hours later 7243374 Anonymous
>>7243184
Come for a visit bro
3 hours later 7243423 Anonymous
>>7243366
What city are you in?
3 hours later 7243431 Anonymous
>>7243423
God's country - Sydney
3 hours later 7243554 Anonymous
>>7243357
not by the bay it isnt
3 hours later 7243557 Anonymous (aus-weather.jpg 1920x1776 639kB)
>Australia's weather is the same everywhere
3 hours later 7243637 Anonymous
>>7243423
>Australian wildlife is crazy
Life in the USA must be a nightmare for you then, what with all those alligators, cougars, grizzly bears, mountain lions, wild boars, pumas, brown bears, wolves, black widow spiders, brown recluse spiders, scorpions, black bears, rattlesnakes, etc etc, attacking you every day.
3 hours later 7243658 Anonymous
>>7243637
you forgot west nile
3 hours later 7243678 Anonymous
>>7243637
>cougars
>mountain lions
>pumas
You know those are all the same animal, right?
3 hours later 7243684 Anonymous
>>7240686
Damn Aussiebro that's near freezing, good luck!
3 hours later 7243750 Anonymous
>>7243678
local names
3 hours later 7243792 Anonymous
>>7243678
>>7243750
Oh... well, go ahead and substitute bobcats and cougars then
3 hours later 7243804 Anonymous
Been hitting near 30 in Christchurch, shit's hot as fuck
3 hours later 7243821 Anonymous
>>7243792
but bobcats are cute, and more easy to kill than a black lab
3 hours later 7243831 Anonymous (cougarhug.jpg 453x604 80kB)
>>7243678
cougars are adorable :3
3 hours later 7243844 Anonymous (051003-Cougar-005.jpg 601x400 228kB)
>>7243831
3 hours later 7243861 Anonymous (baby_bobcat[1].jpg 1024x768 95kB)
>>7243821
why would anyone want to hurt one of these
3 hours later 7243866 Anonymous
Feels nice living in the south where it's warm all year round.
The glare of the sun in December warms my soul.
3 hours later 7243869 Anonymous
I love a sunburnt country
A land of sweeping plains
Of ragged mountain ranges
Of droughts and flooding rains
I love her far horizon
I love her jewel-sea
Her beauty and her terror
The wide brown land for me
3 hours later 7243873 Anonymous
>>7243866
you poor soul, you actually dislike snow?
3 hours later 7243876 Anonymous (steve_irwin_croc.jpg 300x350 12kB)
>>7243831
>chain link fence to protect the public from it
>gloves to protect the handler
Even crocodiles are more adorable
4 hours later 7243884 Anonymous
>>7243792
bobcats are essentally ferral house cats, except the american version instead of eurasian like all of the actuall housecats are
4 hours later 7243886 Anonymous
>>7243844
>>7243861
Nigga that's KAWAII AS FUCK
4 hours later 7243889 Anonymous
>>7243869
Core of my heart, my country!
Her pitiless blue sky,
When, sick at heart, around us
We see the cattle die
But then the grey clouds gather,
And we can bless again
The drumming of an army,
The steady soaking rain.
Core of my heart, my country!
Land of the rainbow gold,
For flood and fire and famine
She pays us back threefold.
Over the thirsty paddocks,
Watch, after many days,
The filmy veil of greenness
That thickens as we gaze
4 hours later 7243892 Anonymous
>2012
>Not living in a eternal 16-23C weather.
4 hours later 7243893 Anonymous
>>7243873
Snow is nice to look at. The cold sucks, though.
4 hours later 7243936 Anonymous (140835[1].jpg.jpg 320x235 27kB)
>>7243893
thats why God invented coats
>>7243886
you can breed them with linx and have one as a pet, they are more social and helpful than a dog apperently, and live longer too
4 hours later 7243988 Anonymous
>>7243892
But I do. It's usually 16C all year round in Melbourne aside from a good 5 days of the year where the weather decides to reach 40-50.
4 hours later 7244267 Anonymous
>>7241939
Promise you, i will reignite them. Just being posted the post because i only do things if i told someone (explicitly) that i would do. Not bumping thread, because i am also shy. Even on anonymous board. Thank you AustraliaBro for literally making me reignite something i unconsciously tried to not believe in. I believe you can understand my English.
6 hours later 7245187 Anonymous
>>7243804
Fuck man, I know right? Weather, wry u pretend that we are in Australia?
6 hours later 7245409 Anonymous
>>7244267
I understand you 100% and I believe in you Russiabro.
Sage-ing for your shyness.
6 hours later 7245538 Anonymous
It looks great :D
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