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2012-12-12 08:53 7184548 Anonymous AskMen's Top 99 (57-coming-soon-1354037685.jpg 650x560 318kB)
AskMen's Top 99 nominates Michelle Obama as 33rd Most Desirable Women. This is what my fellow Americans find attractive, folks:
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2013_top_99/33-michelle-obama.html
While depressing to contemplate, I'm at least somewhat assuaged knowing UK's picks are hardly any better:
http://uk.askmen.com/specials/2013_top_99/
In any case, I can't help but feel out of touch. At times, I suspect this list was rigged, because I can't tell what common men see in these women. The few women on that list that do look feminine are cute at best:
http://takimag.com/article/askmen.coms_top_babes_ravishing_or_roadkill/print
1 min later 7184567 Anonymous (1276912498349.jpg 898x843 204kB)
>>7184548
>those biceps
2 min later 7184588 Anonymous (greatjon_umber.jpg 225x300 40kB)
>Putting any stock whatsoever in such dumb, hackey lists
I shiggity diggity doo
8 min later 7184663 Anonymous (21200_rose01.jpg 780x1024 163kB)
At least they had the good sense to nominate Rose Byrne.
8 hours later 7191904 Anonymous
>>7184567
She looks freakishly steroidal.
8 hours later 7191931 Anonymous
>>7184567
She's a strong black woman.
Get it?
8 hours later 7191997 Anonymous
>2012
>AskMen
Shiggy Doo Da De Do Da Day
8 hours later 7192023 Anonymous
>Not wanting to ride those strong black woman lats all night long
shiggy
8 hours later 7192089 Anonymous (1329544657329.jpg 360x480 66kB)
I've always thought it, but Americans have really shit taste in women. I mean look at all the bitches in Hollywood, gigantic square jaws, baggy, leathery faces and saggy skin on their arms. It's disgusting.
Give me a nice, fit girl with a great butt and firm body over those flabby slags any day. Skinny bitches are no fun.
8 hours later 7192211 Anonymous
>>7192089
I hear you, man. If I may say, Australia has gorgeous women practically everywhere.
Can't say I like hard body types (prefer mine with finer features), but skinny bitches are, indeed, no fun at all.
8 hours later 7192248 Anonymous
>>7192211
Clearly you've never been to Australia.
8 hours later 7192254 Anonymous
>>7184567
>>those biceps
>biceps almsot nonexistant
>most prominent thing is delts
DYEL?
8 hours later 7192257 Anonymous (1343975132966.jpg 230x392 123kB)
>>7192211
>Australia has gorgeous women practically everywhere.
You've never been here have you?
8 hours later 7192271 Anonymous
mirin those delts, shit how much does she press?
8 hours later 7192283 Anonymous
>>7192089
fake tits are gross
8 hours later 7192292 Anonymous
>>7192089
Urgh, yes, that's so true. All those square, anorexic faces make me sick every time I look at magazines at the supermarket... How can people like these celebrities that way?
8 hours later 7192304 Anonymous
>>7192257
Lots of Asians. Why wouldn't weaboos love women in Australia?
8 hours later 7192309 Anonymous
>>7192248
>>7192257
I plan to go.
I take it I should prepare for great disappointment.
8 hours later 7192319 Anonymous (Sherilyn_Fenn_022.jpg 1083x1600 168kB)
>>7192292
They don't make 'em like they used to. It wasn't always this way.
8 hours later 7192336 Anonymous
>>7192309
We have a massive party girl culture over here, and with that comes lots of alcohol. They drink, drink, drink, but don't exercise. Alcohol has a lot of empty calories, they get fat. All of the "gorgeous" girls over here are Jailbait who haven't been drinking long enough to get fat.
If you're gay though there's plenty of good looking guys since there's really nothing better to do over here except work out or play sports, our net is shit, our TV is shit and video games are ridiculously expensive.
8 hours later 7192344 Anonymous (question.png 201x191 6kB)
wastn't that the same sitethat put adele some years ago?
8 hours later 7192348 Anonymous (fucking chavs.jpg 938x307 46kB)
are you fucking serious
8 hours later 7192358 Anonymous
>>7192336
Will take that all into consideration. Thanks, mate.
8 hours later 7192365 Anonymous
>>7192348
The British version is even more embarrassing.
8 hours later 7192390 Anonymous
The American media seem to like to portray her as some sort of fashion icon that's really attractive for some reason.
I remember when our PM won some magazines most attractive woman of the year they attributed it to the fact that men find women in power to be attractive.
8 hours later 7192414 Anonymous
that woman looks like a fukign trannie
how does obama fuck that shit, much less kiss it
8 hours later 7192420 Anonymous
>>7192390
>men find women in power to be attractive.
Not me. I suspect those "men" in question have serious self-respect issues.
9 hours later 7192436 Anonymous
>>7192414
Both are blacks, there is nothing to see in the dark.
9 hours later 7192437 Anonymous
>>7192414
How do you know she doesn't fuck him, if you catch my drift?
9 hours later 7192446 Anonymous
You should feel ashamed for starting such a shit thread, OP.
9 hours later 7192448 Anonymous (image.jpg 847x1200 372kB)
>>7192420
Oh?
9 hours later 7192462 DAVY
>>7192420
This.
Personally, I don't trust women in power. Not that they can or will fuck up, but they can really abuse their power and ruin you. Same reason I don't let the ladies have the credit card or a key to my house.
9 hours later 7192475 Anonymous
>>7192414
I bet Obama is a closet homosexual. Not even joking.
9 hours later 7192503 Anonymous
>>7192448
Women in uniform ≠ women in power.
9 hours later 7192542 Anonymous
>>7192446
I feel no shame, and I stand by every I said about the decline of femininity in America.
9 hours later 7192564 Anonymous
>>7184548
Because "desirable" is just about looks.
>black woman
>intelligent
>not obese
>fit
>willing to FOLLOW BEHIND HER MAN
>not crazy
>not ghetto ho
>not a whore
>not niggerrette
She's already a mother fucking unicorn guys.
9 hours later 7192571 Anonymous
>>7192420
I think it's the opposite, anon. If the thought of a woman having power makes you feel uneasy, the insecure one is probably you.
9 hours later 7192587 Anonymous
>>7192571
You don't get it, do you?
http://takimag.com/article/our_balls_ourselves_jim_goad/print
9 hours later 7192593 Anonymous
>>7192420
You sounds like an insecure faggot who can't handle strong women because he's a little bitch.
9 hours later 7192640 Anonymous
>>7192593
I'm actually quite comfortable in my own skin. You seem to be projecting:
http://www.jimgoad.net/index.shtml?whencuntstalk
9 hours later 7192774 Anonymous
>>7192254
In any case, she resembles a steroidal chimp wearing a wig.
9 hours later 7192775 Anonymous
there are far uglier people on that list. like Kat Dennings.
9 hours later 7192865 Anonymous
>>7192775
The entire list is full of embarrassing nominations:
>that Pussy Riot queef
>Kim Kardashian
>Kate Moss
>Katie Holmes
>Gretzky's kid
>Bar Paly
>Imogen Poots
>Heidi Klum
>Doetzen Croes
Christ, it doesn't end; manjawed powerskanks everywhere.
To me, the only ones half-way decent (and even then, they aren't that special) are:
>Rose Byrne
>Aubrey Plaza
>Anne Hathaway
>Marion Cotillard
>Emma Watson
>Emilia Clarke
>Christina Hendricks (yes, I know)
>Emma Stone
>Jennifer Lawrence (not great, but she's cute)
9 hours later 7192883 Anonymous (sadfu.jpg 334x383 83kB)
>>7184663
9 hours later 7192914 Anonymous (1355063256117.jpg 2122x2560 376kB)
>>7192883
She always looks so tragic. I think that endears me to her.
9 hours later 7192930 Anonymous (1355065236452.jpg 1800x815 121kB)
>>7192914
Even her sex scenes inspire despondence and dejection.
9 hours later 7192938 Anonymous
>>7184663
She sort of likes like an Ellen Page that grew up and didn't stop aging at the age of 14
9 hours later 7192944 Anonymous (sadfu2.gif 400x300 1403kB)
>>7192930
i wish her sadness wasn't so arousing.
9 hours later 7193017 Anonymous
>>7192865
England's nominations are much worse.
>Megan Fox
>Caroline Flack
>Jessie J
>Zara Phillips
>Brooklyn Decker
>Grimes
>Karren Brady
>Lea Seydoux
>Laura Whitmore
>Lady Gaga
>Olivia Wilde (thankfully, they ranked her lower than America)
>Taylor Momsen
>Angelina Jolie
>Rachel Riley
It goes on and on.
At the very least, they did nominate:
>Eva Green
>Charlize Theron (they ranked her much higher than America)
>Kate Beckinsale
10 hours later 7193109 Anonymous
>>7192348
adele is on the list
adele is in the top 50
>brits
10 hours later 7193117 Anonymous
>>7192336
> All of the "gorgeous" girls over here are Jailbait who haven't been drinking long enough to get fat.
Lol, same here, and our "hot chicks" are still a few levels below your's. At least the AOC is 16, so that's something
10 hours later 7193120 Anonymous
>>7193017
they had adele
adele
adele
10 hours later 7193128 Anonymous
>>7193109
Adele was on the 2012 list, but Americans at least had enough dignity to boot her off.
10 hours later 7193134 Anonymous
>>7193120
Got tired of listing all the terrible nominations.
10 hours later 7193153 Anonymous
anyone else find olivia wild strangely attractive
like when I see her, I want to make love to her, and punch her in the jaw simultaneously
god I don't know which I want to do more. and it's not because I hate her
just wanna see how she will take it
10 hours later 7193159 Anonymous (lea4.jpg 936x1218 692kB)
>>7193017
>Lea Seydoux
>Not number -22832
This woman is Aphrodite incarnate. I would give my immortal soul just to kiss the back of her hand.
10 hours later 7193169 Anonymous (lea3.jpg 500x375 27kB)
>>7193159
Beginning Lea Seydoux dump
10 hours later 7193179 Anonymous
>>7193159
>>7193169
She has inky eyes.
10 hours later 7193181 Anonymous (lea2.jpg 500x500 46kB)
>>7193169
10 hours later 7193185 Anonymous (lea.jpg 500x750 155kB)
>>7193181
10 hours later 7193187 Anonymous
>>7193159
>>7193169
She's really not that hot.
10 hours later 7193204 Anonymous
I would plow Michelle Obama so fucking hard.
Maybe it's just because she is the first lady, and because I have a thing for black chicks.
10 hours later 7193207 Anonymous (green121600x1200%20Wallpapers4Desktop.jpg 1600x1200 179kB)
>>7193187
Agreed. Eva Green (despite some weird features) is ten times hotter. Plus, she has great tits.
10 hours later 7193208 Anonymous
Power is attractive. Only beta males needs a beta woman. Real men can take an alpha woman.
Too bad the people who were asked didn't realize she's just the First Lady and not POTUS herself. She ugly!
10 hours later 7193212 Anonymous
>>7193208
nah she can look hot to mild to ugly. It strangely depends on which picture you see her in
10 hours later 7193214 Anonymous (iQBDw5v4FaD0z.jpg 1680x1050 1092kB)
>>7193208
>Real men can take an alpha woman.
Are real men anything like True Scotsmen?
10 hours later 7193216 Anonymous
>>7193187
She looks so average, I don't even understand how the guy can obsess this much about her.
10 hours later 7193220 Anonymous (tumblr_mb4u7hgP0i1rhs3moo6_1280.jpg 1111x1537 363kB)
10 hours later 7193227 Anonymous (1349271136001.gif 224x368 1603kB)
Eva Green: Pure Sex
10 hours later 7193228 Anonymous
Most of them in the miss univers and a miss worlds ams disgustings
10 hours later 7193234 Fake Amish (az.jpg 407x405 45kB)
>>7193187
10 hours later 7193247 Anonymous
>>7193227
hottest woman alive
10 hours later 7193249 Anonymous
>>7193187
She's not hot in a sexual way, but she's beautiful.
There's a difference.
10 hours later 7193265 Anonymous
>>7184548
Mila Kunis number 2 in America and number 6 in UK.
She should be #1 in every country.
10 hours later 7193267 Anonymous
>>7193249
no she isn't.
she looks like your average VS model, basically normal looking but with weird eyes
10 hours later 7193284 Anonymous (1355019615498.jpg 1360x2048 1032kB)
>>7193265
Mila Kunis is nothing special.
>>7193247
I also like Marion, although most of the Frenchmen I've communicated with deem her to be "girl next door cute."
10 hours later 7193299 Anonymous (would bang moderately.jpg 605x403 60kB)
>>7193284
Nice eyes but she's on the lower side of the average spectrum.
10 hours later 7193311 Anonymous (4f06791145058961310000dc-26.png 500x300 15kB)
>>7193227
Whoa.
10 hours later 7193328 Anonymous
>>7193267
What's wrong with her eyes?
And she doesn't really give off the Victoria's Secret model vibe.
10 hours later 7193338 Anonymous
>>7193284
>Says Mila Kunis is nothing special.
>Posts most average looking girl possible
10 hours later 7193344 Fake Amish
Jesus Christ, these are all incredibly gorgeous women, what's wrong with you guys?
10 hours later 7193346 Anonymous (Eva_Green_The_Dreamers.hdtv.087.jpg 1300x731 106kB)
>>7193328
They're very small and slit-like. Not attractive.
>>7193311
Google the movie The Dreamers. She's very nude in it.
10 hours later 7193355 Anonymous
>>7193346
Well, I think Eva's nipples are too large and pancake-like. Not attractive.
There, we're even. Let's never discuss this again.
10 hours later 7193359 Anonymous
>>7193227
>>7193346
>Those big nipples
I would still pee in her butt.
10 hours later 7193362 Anonymous
>>7193346
I already did that and am currently downloading it.
Didn't take me more than a quick glace at the gif to realize she actually might be the hottest woman on this planet.
10 hours later 7193364 Anonymous
>>7193355
>too large and pancake-like.
They're nipples that befit a woman, you craven homosexual.
10 hours later 7193370 Anonymous
>>7193359
>implying they're not gorgeous
I'm a small nipples kind of guy but her breasts turn my on like the Eiffel tower at night.
10 hours later 7193382 Anonymous
>>7193370
I like small nipples to, big nipples aren't a total turn off for me but they aren't really a turn on.
10 hours later 7193389 Anonymous
How is it even possible for a heterosexual male to not appreciate puffy nipples.
10 hours later 7193399 Anonymous
>>7193389
Dunno, just like tiny nipples and smaller breasts. Couldn't begin to tell you why.
10 hours later 7193400 Anonymous
>>7193389
God damn it, this.
10 hours later 7193403 Anonymous
>>7193389
I'm straight, and nudity in general terrifies me, both male and female. I rate females based on how good at cuddling they look.
10 hours later 7193429 Anonymous
>>7193403
> nudity in general terrifies me
Yeah, you've probably been raped as a child and suppressed the memory.
10 hours later 7193447 Anonymous (lea5.png 1023x660 1022kB)
>>7193364
I'm going to post one more picture of Lea to try and win you over. If you're still not convinced that she's at least attractive, I'm losing all faith in /int/.
10 hours later 7193477 Anonymous (21194_rose02.jpg 753x1024 177kB)
>>7193447
Generic and failing to light my fire, sir.
Here's someone who does.
10 hours later 7193508 Anonymous
>>7193447
She might be slightly attractive, but her looks are certainly not worth obsessing over to the extent you do, good sir.
10 hours later 7193554 Anonymous
>>7193508
To me, she's a solid 5/10. Generic, generic, generic.
13 hours later 7194479 Anonymous
>>7193447
She looks Russian.
17 hours later 7196901 Anonymous
>>7193204
There are far hotter black chicks.
21 hours later 7199670 Anonymous
>>7196901
Indeed. Michelle Obama sure as shit isn't one of them.
23 hours later 7201682 Anonymous
>>7193227
Whooo! Forgot to notice this. Those are awesome, rockin' tits.
23 hours later 7201752 Anonymous (1342317738503.jpg 294x313 38kB)
>>7193234
Just because he would probably fuck her doesnt mean she belongs in the top 100 sexiest women.
23 hours later 7201839 Anonymous
>>7192336
>>7193117
>all your faces when girls from my country are getting pretty because they don't have moniez for alcohol and candy anymore
There was a study about it, actually.
28 hours later 7206802 Anonymous (879690EvaGreenNaked.jpg 435x614 69kB)
Moar Eva Green.
31 hours later 7208680 Oaxaqueño Superior
>>7206802
Fuck this shit
She's the fucking Zubat of naked celebrities
31 hours later 7208692 Anonymous (timo-soini2.jpg 460x370 54kB)
>>7208680
31 hours later 7209112 Anonymous (Eva Green - The Dreamers - 02_2.jpg 1280x720 98kB)
>>7208680
What's that? You want more?
31 hours later 7209118 Anonymous (EGreen15.jpg 1931x1075 268kB)
31 hours later 7209129 Anonymous (ass-e-movie-multi-EvaGreen-Camelot-s1e7.jpg 1446x663 246kB)
31 hours later 7209146 Anonymous
Why did you bump this thread?
31 hours later 7209197 Anonymous
>>7184548
Wow, Forrest Whitaker lost a lot of weight. But why is he wearing a whig?
>>7192390
It's because of their pathetic need to portray Obama and anyone associated with him as gods among men.
31 hours later 7209213 Anonymous
>>7204340
31 hours later 7209262 Anonymous
>>7192336
>here's plenty of good looking guys since there's really nothing better to do over here except work out or play sports
So true, I swear 75% of guys from 20-35 are either normal healthy/ottermode or quite fit/have decent muscle. The competition is ridiculous. I blame zyzz and misc.
42 hours later 7215633 Anonymous (tumblr_mbsrn5QShu1rze00to1_500.jpg 427x600 42kB)
>>7209112
>>7209118
>>7209129
1.306 0.103