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2012-12-10 06:57 7140006 Anonymous (1326513154262.jpg 642x663 80kB)
Why are Australians such cunts? Explain yourselves

1 min later 7140024 Anonymous (1347516238071.jpg 1200x4500 472kB)
>>7140006 It's an evil plot to take over the world.

1 min later 7140031 Anonymous
inb4 someone brings up british convicts

2 min later 7140033 Anonymous
In straya cunt means friend, and friend means cunt.

2 min later 7140044 Anonymous
I know that feel.

3 min later 7140052 Anonymous
>>7140006 Because we have the freedom to be. > tfw when they'll never know the blissful joy of calling a complete stranger a total cunt!

3 min later 7140059 Anonymous
Please don't judge us all by whats happening now. Its late afternoon here on a Monday which means school just finished. This means little cunts creating highly embarrassing threads for the rest of us. I still am a cunt though. Just in a different way

3 min later 7140060 Anonymous (typical australian.jpg 600x818 237kB)
unfavorable climate

5 min later 7140069 Anonymous
>>7140052 i know that feel

5 min later 7140070 Anonymous
You would be a cunt too if your country was full and everyone wanted in.

5 min later 7140084 Anonymous (300px-Snipertaunt3.png 300x300 39kB)
>>7140059 Maybe its an anglo thing, Brits tend to have the same problem. Just compare the average Germanfag on /int/ to the average Britfag

6 min later 7140101 Anonymous
>>7140033 I'm not your friend, buddy

7 min later 7140109 Anonymous
>>7140052 > tfw when > that feel when when

8 min later 7140123 Anonymous
>>7140101 I'm not your buddy fellow.

8 min later 7140125 Anonymous
The Aussies are my favorite Anglos. What are you saying?

8 min later 7140126 Anonymous
>>7140101 he's not your buddy, guy

9 min later 7140148 Anonymous (Unbenannt.png 698x418 17kB)


12 min later 7140178 Anonymous (australia.png 484x336 271kB)
Living in constant fear of getting killed by various fauna takes a toll on a man...

12 min later 7140179 Anonymous
>>7140148 I wanna smack you so hard for using Comic Sans.

12 min later 7140192 Anonymous
>>7140179 baited

14 min later 7140215 Anonymous
They're a redneck version of the english

15 min later 7140225 Anonymous
>>7140084 I'm bringing a theory, sorry for that and for my english: Anglofags may to overuse cunts, act rude and shit, but despite that they are quite allright in general. They let the steam out sometimes and this keep them quite calm ...somehow calm. And Germans. They are extremly polite for everyone, they don't let the steam out. Under this cover shit is boiling and boiling stronger with every second and bam...out of the blue they suddenly burn 6 trilions people and broke half of continent without one single swearing. I'll stick with cunt

18 min later 7140258 Anonymous
>>7140225 I like the way you think poland.

19 min later 7140278 Anonymous (041.jpg 605x259 33kB)
I looked into a mirror the other day, and I saw an Australian staring back. The US and Australians are spiritual kinsmen: the runoff of the English empire forced to survive in a fucking horrible climate.

20 min later 7140289 Anonymous (angry_asuka.jpg 550x550 79kB)
>>7140225 >Under this cover shit is boiling and boiling stronger with every second and bam...out of the blue they suddenly burn 6 trilions people and broke half of continent without one single swearing. Oh shit, it's like I can already feel the pressure ris- Must resists-HOLYSHITKUNTHOLOKAUTAMERIKA!FAGGGGGOTS

22 min later 7140308 Anonymous (clever_ruse.png 1032x739 48kB)
>>7140278 >US >horrible climate

23 min later 7140319 Anonymous
>>7140225 Why always suspicious of German polaski? They already proved they were sorry and that they can be trusted. What else do they have to do to gain your trust?

23 min later 7140323 Anonymous
>>7140278 Bro.

23 min later 7140325 Anonymous
>>7140308 >Arizona >Texas They have deserts there that are as bad as those in our Northern Territory.

26 min later 7140343 Anonymous
>>7140308 Ever hear of a tornado or earthquake in England? The weather fucking sucks here.

28 min later 7140363 Anonymous
>>7140125 Aussies have a good sense of humor until you joke about Australia. You can sit there and listen to "fuck America" cracks all year, and then you send one back at them. Then it's all "fack off back home if you don't like it, Yank cunt, I oughta glass you" Kiwis are the real bros of the Anglosphere tbh

29 min later 7140377 Anonymous (USA_Climate_Map.gif 640x480 21kB)
>>7140343 But its a huge ass country, You don't have to live in the Great Plains. Australians have nowhere to go but to the shores. You have a wide selection of climate zones available

30 min later 7140382 Anonymous
>>7140319 you shouldn't take it too literaly of course I tr you shouldn't take it too literaly

31 min later 7140386 Anonymous
>>7140325 >>7140343 it's like the third largest country in world, dip shits Most of Australia's population is subjected to shit tier weather

32 min later 7140400 Anonymous
>>7140319 I think it's not that the guy dislikes us Germans, he just made a joke.

32 min later 7140401 Anonymous
>>7140386 You mean most of Australia's area. Over 40% of the population lives in the two main cities, to give you some indication. Melbourne has the climate of San Francisco and Sydney that of LA.

35 min later 7140429 Anonymous
I work with an Australian and she's such a bitch. She always calls everyone 'mate', I'm not your fucking mate! She's also really ugly and her accent is annoying

35 min later 7140433 Anonymous
>>7140400 Germonien with better sense of humour than some not-Germonien the end is near,people brace yourself

36 min later 7140438 Anonymous
>>7140401 >Melbourne has the climate of San Francisco and Sydney that of LA. lel and as somebody from the pacific northwest (oregon), I still wouldn't live with those cities' climates

36 min later 7140441 Anonymous
Does anyone have that abboball comic complaining about colonization? >hordes of British invading our... Nothing. Leaving behind entire cities, universities, parks

36 min later 7140446 Anonymous (65466.jpg 1280x1024 218kB)
>>7140377 [not the guy you're replying too] Something about the weather in Tornado ally attracts me. It's both terrifying and beautiful at the same time.

36 min later 7140448 Anonymous
>>7140438 Whatever. I agree they are both too hot, but not 'shit tier'.

38 min later 7140471 Anonymous
>>7140438 San Francisco's weather is like 60 to 70 degrees all year long. It's perfect.

39 min later 7140478 Anonymous
>>7140446 You could become a storm chaser. I've always thought that would be fun.

39 min later 7140480 Anonymous
>>7140225 But don't you know you are the new France to Germany?

40 min later 7140487 Anonymous
>>7140429 Ask her if she's a bogan from Frankston. 100% guarantee to get her to shut her cake hole

42 min later 7140499 california
>>7140471 >>San Francisco's weather is like 60 to 70 degrees all year long. It's perfect. summer highs in 90s winter lows in 50s i wanna live in hawaii... what other countries have weather like hawaii?

43 min later 7140507 Anonymous (1353239350843.jpg 334x393 20kB)
>>7140471 >living in a place that doesn't snow

43 min later 7140509 Anonymous (646456.jpg 800x1200 103kB)
>>7140478 When i was 12 and living in California i saw a funnel that was forming in the clouds. It's scared me shitless and it didn't even come close to forming a Tornado. I don't know if i could ever get the courage to chase after one.

44 min later 7140514 california (1354512400656.jpg 800x561 203kB)
>>7140070 >You would be a cunt too if your country was full and everyone wanted in.

45 min later 7140520 Anonymous (Koppen_World_Map.png 4231x2804 802kB)
>>7140499 Here's what I found while checking what Melbourne's weather was like. Strangely, it and SF are classified differently. I went off temperatures rather than this map.

45 min later 7140522 Anonymous (Portales scenery.jpg 4288x3216 2730kB)
>>7140377 This would be nice. Semi Arid my foot

45 min later 7140524 Anonymous
>>7140060 >pic of chink >leb get your shit together

47 min later 7140535 Anonymous
>>7140524 thats_the_joke.jpg

47 min later 7140538 Anonymous (Dexter-Michigan-tornado.jpg 640x360 33kB)
>>7140509 You can get remarkably close to one without it damaging you directly, although hail can still be an issue. I got within a few hundred yards of this one; it was terrifying as all hell, but the worst that happened was some hail the first time I got close by, and some loose fiberglass insulation smacking the car the second time 'round.

47 min later 7140540 Anonymous
>>7140507 I live in Virginia now. We get snow storms and Hurricanes... please kill me.

52 min later 7140574 Anonymous
>>7140538 How often do you see them where you live?

52 min later 7140580 Anonymous (portales sky.jpg 666x444 38kB)
>>7140538 One smacked Clovis a few years back.. Put an air conditioning unit off the roof of a junior high six blocks away throw my dads bay window. Smash. I think only a couple of people died though.

53 min later 7140588 Anonymous
>>7140580 *through

55 min later 7140597 Anonymous (Dexter-Tornado-630x335.jpg 630x335 48kB)
>>7140574 Southern Michigan? Fairly rarely. They happen every year, but usually only... two or three times annually, give or take, within the county. This one was one of the worst in recent memory. Worst it became was an F3 on the Fujita scale.

57 min later 7140625 Anonymous
>>7140580 I'm one of those skywarn spotters who has to chase tornados during a storm, so I guess I never had enough distance between me and the twister for it to chuck a tree into the car or anything like that.

59 min later 7140644 Anonymous
>>7140625 The hell you say. I want an application

1 hours later 7140673 Anonymous (SKYWARN.gif 1020x1064 89kB)
>>7140644 Get an amateur radio license- you don't even need to learn morse code nowadays- and then get in contact with your local emergency management organizations. The amateur radio people will probably know a few good starts, and a few of them probably do this sort of thing already. Also, look at the fucking Skywarn badge.

1 hours later 7140751 Anonymous
>>7140343 how often do you experience tornados and earth quakes?

1 hours later 7140758 Anonymous
>>7140597 Could you imagine one of those fuckers sneaking up on you in the middle of the night? They say when you hear them (Everyone i meet say's they sound like a freight train) it's already to late. I know they make noise when they throw shit around and they have sirens to warn for that sort of thing, but just imagine. One second you're playing on your computer with you headphones on the next you turn around to see your house being torn from it foundation by some spinning black wall of death.

1 hours later 7140774 Anonymous
>>7140006 We're not cunts, you're being culturally insensitive.

1 hours later 7140803 Anonymous
Convict genetics.

1 hours later 7140839 Anonymous
I've actually experienced a 5.0 earthquake up here, it was weird

1 hours later 7140846 Anonymous
>>7140758 Hard for me to imagine; I'm one of the guys who tests the sirens monthly to check that they still work, and it's rare that they don't. Also, check NOAA, they usually have advisories up within a few days of a potential event, a watch up the day of and if something's already happened nearby, there'll be a warning issued, at which point both TV and radio stations should be blaring that automated weather warning stuff. It's hard for a tornado to be unexpected in this day and age.

1 hours later 7140866 Anonymous
>>7140803 You'd better beware, lest we get a genetically predetermined urge to rape and pillage you. We can snap at any moment, throwing away what tiny facade of civilisation we have. So watch it, Kiwis.

1 hours later 7140869 EKWTap
>>7140060 jesus fucking christ its fucking auspost fucking knew those cunts were evil

1 hours later 7140870 Anonymous
>>7140597 Maybe you should stop making houses out of recycled paper.

1 hours later 7140879 EKWTap (1353722853537.jpg 655x370 51kB)
>>7140125

1 hours later 7140904 EKWTap
>>7140225 smart thinking indonesia

1 hours later 7140906 Anonymous (dextertornadodamage.jpg 720x480 197kB)
>>7140870 Happily, no one died in this incident despite the significant damage or destruction of roughly 100 homes. Everybody had sufficient warning to find shelter, and can you guess who radioed in the call which led to the sirens going off in enough time to save everyone?

1 hours later 7140957 Anonymous
>>7140870 Ironically recycled paper from the last house that was hit by a tornado.

1 hours later 7140994 EKWTap (the_beach_looking_north.jpg 400x270 38kB)
>>7140386 >subjected to shit tier weather our weather is perfect you dog

1 hours later 7141008 Anonymous (739584-victoria-s-fire-tragedy.jpg 650x433 70kB)
>>7140994

1 hours later 7141036 Anonymous (Fire-Tornado-in-Australia-21-750x630.jpg 750x630 81kB)
>>7140994 >fire tornados >perfect weather

1 hours later 7141045 Anonymous
>>7140870 You do realize that if those houses were made of brick then suddenly you have thousands of heavy projectiles made of rock, deathtolls and damages would be staggering.

1 hours later 7141053 Anonymous
>>7141036 We can only hope one of those tears through the Gold Coast and Canberra

1 hours later 7141070 Anonymous (edgy australian.png 443x400 17kB)
>>7141053

1 hours later 7141075 Anonymous
>>7141053 >The world's first confirmed case of a fire tornado has been documented by Canberra researchers, using evidence collected from the devastating 2003 Canberra bushfires.

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