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2012-12-07 06:22 7095964 Anonymous (USA get Japanese island.png 541x541 111kB)
What would happen the United States if Japan was located near by USA. The origin of the ninja is going to be which countries have.

0 min later 7095974 Anonymous
You continue to amaze.

1 min later 7095993 Anonymous
You guys would have stolen some mainland American culture instead of the Chinese. That's about it.

2 min later 7096007 Anonymous
Full blown war between minutemen and samurais!

3 min later 7096022 Anonymous
51st State! We conquer the world!

3 min later 7096029 Anonymous
Sometimes, but maybe Japan would be but not like US, yes?

4 min later 7096045 Anonymous (1353211225677.jpg 520x407 51kB)


4 min later 7096048 Anonymous
Why does the US look bigger than Canada?

4 min later 7096051 Anonymous
Brits and other new world opportunists would have landed on Japan instead of mainland America. Ohh.. It's like having Indian-European war except this time is Japanese.

5 min later 7096056 Anonymous
The United Japan would states located ninjas would be origin states /thread

6 min later 7096079 Anonymous
Is Naruto real?

8 min later 7096101 Anonymous
>>7096048 Because they're so fat.

9 min later 7096133 Anonymous
>>7096056 lolwutamireadin >>7096079 Of course it is. >>7096101 10/10 would lel again

9 min later 7096136 Anonymous
>>7096101 Ya mum was fat in bed last night. Fat because she swallowed so much of my semen. And I've been eating a lot of sugar lately and she has quite a slow metabolism so she didn't burn the calories very well.

12 min later 7096198 Anonymous
>The origin of the ninja is going to be which countries have this part is coded

15 min later 7096242 Anonymous
Tough to say. the colonial militias appropriated British guns/ships and used it against them. When facing Samauris would they steal and adapt their tchnology?

15 min later 7096246 Anonymous
>>7096198 If you look closely you'll realize that Japs have only been talking in codes since the WW.

16 min later 7096271 Anonymous
In this case, Spanish or British militarily would make their own colonies. So, Japanese people would speak Spanish or English language in order of Japanese language if both countries defeated ninja in Japan.

19 min later 7096322 Anonymous
>>7096051 Would be amazing, an extra layer to our rape sandwich.

21 min later 7096370 Anonymous
>>7096242 Japanese people would be killed as if British and French militarily do to Native Americans?

22 min later 7096381 Anonymous (1334986525004.jpg 500x491 191kB)
>>7096136

22 min later 7096383 Anonymous
>>7096198 I got it! fknin got it! In whith country do you think origin of ninja would be? I hope my ain't that coded, I don't trust my english too much.

25 min later 7096432 Anonymous (1348336035099.gif 210x187 2kB)
>The origin of the ninja is going to be which countries have.

27 min later 7096468 Anonymous
Nowadays, we would have some japanese mestizos dancing salsa and talking spanish. LOL

29 min later 7096512 Anonymous
>>7096432 OK....so if the United States got Japan, the origin of the ninja would be American.

29 min later 7096518 Anonymous
can you rephrase the quetion in plain english?š

32 min later 7096558 Anonymous (beverlyhillsninja.jpg 600x400 48kB)
>>7095964 This would happen. Are you fucking happy now?

34 min later 7096591 Anonymous (1348459308065.jpg 1650x1760 324kB)
Well fuck me.

35 min later 7096616 Anonymous
>>7096518 Sorry, I was lost in my mind. The simple question is this. "What would happen at USA if Japan was located in North America?" "Which do you think about the origin of the ninja between USA and Japan?"

44 min later 7096735 Anonymous
>>7096616 what the fuck are you talking about 日本人はぶただ。 英語が世界で1番の語よ! amidoinitrite?

54 min later 7096866 Anonymous
>>7096616 Are you forgetting about the native indians of America? You probably wouldn't be Asian in this case.

1 hours later 7096961 Anonymous
>>7096735 I just told a joke, you know I'm saying? 何が豚なんだい? ははは。

1 hours later 7096983 Anonymous
>>7096866 Yeah, I know. So Japanese would be native indian in this island if this weird map were true.

1 hours later 7097002 Anonymous
まんこみせろや

1 hours later 7097009 Anonymous
>>7096961 >ははは who are you? mitt romney? I thought you japs used w

1 hours later 7097074 Anonymous
>>7097009 I also ask who you are. You just need to look at my country.

1 hours later 7097078 Anonymous
>>7096983 Look how close the Kyushu islands are to Carolina, and the same for Okinawa and Florida. It would be inevitable.

1 hours later 7097114 Anonymous
Closer to ニュージャジー! Shipping rates will be so cheap now.

1 hours later 7097143 Anonymous
>>7097078 Kyushu and Okinawa might be belong to be Latino countries like Cuba.

1 hours later 7097203 Anonymous
>>7097114 Yeah, and you can get cheap price of Japanese car, anime, manga,and game.

1 hours later 7097211 Anonymous
>native americans will never be samurai warriors

1 hours later 7097244 Anonymous
>>7097211 What's your proof?

1 hours later 7097278 Anonymous
不幸な現実は、我々は、おそらく我々はネイティブアメリカンに何をしたか 、あなたにやっているだろうということです。

1 hours later 7097348 Anonymous
>>7097278 In your opinion, British and French military kill a lot of Japanese people so Japanese can't make their own language and their culture that is samurai and ninja.

1 hours later 7097366 Anonymous
>>7096616 If Japan was located in North America it would have been conquered like the rest of America. There would be no ninjas bc Europeans back then were completely intolerant of disruptive behavior. Most Japanese would have been killed off or sold into servitude if the local population was too unruly.

1 hours later 7097418 Anonymous
>>7096048 I know that and I'm from Argentina. I'm a nigger.

1 hours later 7097436 Anonymous
>>7097366 I think Japan would have done the conquering of the continent.

1 hours later 7097448 Anonymous
>>7097366 Therefore, Japan would become colony of the USA, and Japan is going to be like Mexico.

1 hours later 7097486 Anonymous
>>7097436 But, Japan get a gun from Spain in the history. Even if Japanese people tried to live in America, they would be killed by European military by using a gun.

1 hours later 7097503 Anonymous
>>7097448 If the USA had conquered Japan during it's expansion, it would probably have become a state.

1 hours later 7097605 Anonymous
>>7097503 Which do you think that British and French people immigrate in Japan or America first?

2 hours later 7098181 Anonymous (201211080944145.gif 450x253 364kB)
역시 구미인의 돼지들은 원숭이를 싫어할지 이것으로 우리들 재일은 안심하고 잘 수 있다 일본 원숭이, 일본은 중국에 멸망시켜져라! HAHAHA, JAP IS HATED EVERYWHERE!

3 hours later 7098900 Anonymous
>>7095964 If Japan wasent next to China, he wouldnt have develloped a Chinese sub-culture and would still be prehistoric by the time the european did get there.

3 hours later 7098908 Anonymous
>>7098900 >>7095964 >>7097605 High level English

11 hours later 7104245 Anonymous
>>7098900 >>7098908 Regardless of his spelling, what he said was right. If the landmass of Japan was located where it is on that map, Japan would have probably been populated by Native Americans. Actually, if it were located where it is on the map, it might have disrupted the Gulf Stream, rendering Europe the same temperature as Canada. I doubt Europe would have conquered the world then, with such shittier agriculture. The world would probably be a very different place.

11 hours later 7104284 Anonymous
>>7098181 Why does Korean writing look like Tic-tac-toe?

11 hours later 7104388 Anonymous (asian lang.jpg 500x361 61kB)
>>7104284 It looks like silly faces to me.

11 hours later 7104442 Anonymous (Osprey - Fortress 074 - Japanese Castles Ad 250-1540 (By Coolman)-57.jpg 1200x1771 566kB)
>>7095964 You would remain in a state of extreme uncivilized animist worship with zero metallurgic skills and be counted amongst the many Native American tribes. Also no ninja, since Ninja were highly dependent on knowledge from China given that they were the Taoist face in Japan, whereas the Emperor was Shintoist and the Samurai were a mix of Buddhist and Confucianists.

12 hours later 7104854 Anonymous
japan would have intercepted the planes on 9/11 because they would have to fly over japan from afghanistan to reach usa

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