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2012-12-06 11:33 7072780 Anonymous (135477720970.jpg 576x788 62kB)
I'm sick of hearing that turkey shit in english. I'm not even talking about these gays sounds like a faggot when they say it [törkiy]. It's Türkiye motherfuckers get your shits together. I suggest Turkia or Turkland for change. That international scandal should end.
3 min later 7072817 Anonymous
How about Turquey?
4 min later 7072830 Anonymous
gobble gobble motherfucker.
5 min later 7072848 Anonymous
Is Turtsia okay?
6 min later 7072853 Anonymous
>Turkia
Tortia?
but I prefer turkey...
7 min later 7072866 Anonymous
>>7072780
We call you Turska and you should be satisfied with that.
8 min later 7072871 Anonymous
turka durka
9 min later 7072881 Anonymous
>>7072780
say it
http://vocaroo.com/
10 min later 7072884 Anonymous (13544783588.gif 300x175 1285kB)
>>7072848
wtf bulgaria.
10 min later 7072894 Anonymous
I hereby declare my demand,
From now on we will be called Land of Sexy Hairy Manbeasts. Otherwise we will culturally enrich whatever recessive gene left in your family.
10 min later 7072895 Anonymous
I like Turkland. Sound's a lot less like a flightless foul. From now on Turkey is Turkland and Muslims are Musselman.
11 min later 7072903 Anonymous
>>7072848
I like this. It fits. Frm now on, you are Turcia.
11 min later 7072914 Anonymous
Why not kebabland?
12 min later 7072918 Anonymous
>>7072881
No mic around. It sounds like this guy's
http://translate.google.com.tr/#en/tr/Turkey
12 min later 7072927 Anonymous (turkey.jpg 371x400 259kB)
I like Turkey. We named a bird after you.
12 min later 7072928 Anonymous
>>7072780
>turkia
kebabland? kebabland.
14 min later 7072943 Anonymous
>>7072928
Shut up fake greece.
15 min later 7072963 Anonymous
>>7072884
Hey man, you call us goddamn 'Bulgaristan"
16 min later 7072973 Anonymous
>>7072780
I vote for Arab Republic of Anatolia.
17 min later 7072988 Anonymous
Shut up, poultry-land
18 min later 7072995 Anonymous
"Turkey" nice its ice breaker
btw wtf Turkland!? its sound so gay
18 min later 7072998 Anonymous
Like this?
http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/turska%2C%20home%20of%20the%20kebab%20land%20of%20the%20whimpy%
20hairy%20men
18 min later 7073001 Anonymous
>>7072963
-stan means land. Since ottomans were persian and arab licker that name stayed. At least we get "bulgar" right.
22 min later 7073034 Anonymous
>>7072918
Ok, heres my try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02nOfRaSt33
22 min later 7073037 Anonymous
>>7072988
Gibe batum back.
23 min later 7073046 Anonymous
How about Turkmenistland?
24 min later 7073054 Anonymous
>subhumans
>trying to tell me what to call them
lol!!!!
24 min later 7073055 Anonymous (turkmenistan.jpg 418x328 31kB)
>>7073046
25 min later 7073065 Anonymous
>>7073055
how about West Turkestan? Or West Turkmenistan?
Are Turks and Turkmen the same thing? Are Turkmen a certain kind of Turk?
27 min later 7073081 Anonymous (karadjordje.jpg 260x363 26kB)
>yesterday I watched some doc. bout Ottoman times in Serbia.
>mentions my hometown and it's 12 mosques
>no mosques here now
Ty ancestors
27 min later 7073085 Anonymous
>>7073065
Are Turkmen some kind of Turk men?
29 min later 7073100 Anonymous
>>7073065
They're turkic. Similiar language, similiar origin.
29 min later 7073102 Anonymous
We call you "turkki"... it's better than "turkey" imo but it also means "fur" in Finnish, so you can't win. I suggest changing your name to Kebabland.
31 min later 7073127 Anonymous
>>7072943
>fake greece
I lol'd
31 min later 7073128 Anonymous
I'm going to clear some shit. Turk name doesn't related to Turkic race, it's like citizens of USA calling themselves Americans, it's autistic but we use it. We have almost no cultural ties with steppe world, we don't hold any genetical resemblance with them (maybe a minority like %2 is really Turkic) So it's fun being related to steppe people but sadly we aren't.
>>7073034
I laughed, but anyway suck dick Karaziç
31 min later 7073130 Anonymous
>>7073102
Ja tänään ilta yhdeksän uutisissa: Kebabbimaa on hyökännyt Syyriaan.
34 min later 7073158 Anonymous
>>7073102
We are kinda hairy. So it fits i suppose.
>tfw people give "turk" name to every possible bad thing
34 min later 7073160 Anonymous
How about Turkwomenistan? Since Turkmenistan is taken, and you guys are pretty feminine.
36 min later 7073173 Anonymous (1353415508479.gif 234x450 2088kB)
>>7073160
Do you think so cutie? Hmhmhmhmhm
37 min later 7073192 Anonymous (gandie.png 420x420 253kB)
>>7073160
My my, look who's talking!
40 min later 7073223 Anonymous
>>7073160
>Sweden
>you guys are pretty feminine
bahahahahaha what?
41 min later 7073228 Anonymous
>tfw India is called turkeyland in Turkish
we have no right to bitch
42 min later 7073250 Anonymous
>>7073173
>drooling
Who dat?
43 min later 7073256 Anonymous
>>7073250
jada stevens
43 min later 7073259 Anonymous (snicker.jpg 413x395 33kB)
>>7073160
>sweden
>manly
captcha fteftma charming
46 min later 7073281 Anonymous
>>7073256
A gentleman and a scholar, you are
48 min later 7073303 Anonymous
>>7073281
seriously, I am quitting this shit. Been at it for years
49 min later 7073318 Anonymous
>>7073303
Porn in general?
49 min later 7073319 Anonymous
>>7073318
yea
54 min later 7073369 Anonymous
>>7073319
Good luck. Let us know how it goes, a friend of mine didn't wank for a month and ended up punching a door out of frustration.
59 min later 7073423 Anonymous
>>7073369
it's not wanking, you just have to sidestep. Instead of porn, it would be something else. Girl, physical activity, etc.
You can't stop your prime urges, but you can replace the artificial middleman
1 hours later 7073445 Anonymous
>>7072780
go home fucking faggots
1 hours later 7073446 Anonymous
>>7073423
Wanking is important no matter what m8. If you don't wank, something inside you starts to eat you alive.
1 hours later 7073480 Anonymous
>>7073423
Fair enough. I find myself stuck in the middle of nowhere at the moment, but when I get back to civilisation I'll give it a go.
1 hours later 7073491 Anonymous
Okay, from now on we'll call you TurGay.
1 hours later 7073550 Anonymous
>>7072918
tbh that sounds gayer
1 hours later 7073559 Anonymous
>>7073491
oh boy greeks really are underage
1 hours later 7073576 Anonymous
How do you think I feel when somebody asks anyone to "czech it out"?
1 hours later 7073660 Anonymous
>>7073192
>>7073223
>>7073259
Takes one to know one
1 hours later 7073667 Anonymous
>>7072780
Here's the deal: You come and take all Turks that live here back to your country and we call you whatever you want. Deal? It's a win-win situation for everyone.
1 hours later 7073668 Anonymous
Turdisa?
1 hours later 7073686 Anonymous
>>7073667
Austria you are of genius
1 hours later 7073703 Anonymous
>>7073228
this. "Hindistan" is not cool man
1 hours later 7073712 Anonymous
>>7073667
We're here for good, deal with it.
1 hours later 7073742 Anonymous (Happy negro child.jpg 554x608 35kB)
>>7073712
1 hours later 7073748 Anonymous
>>7073667
It's not a winwin for us turkish descendants, would not move
1 hours later 7073762 Anonymous (I_dbb0cc_1525757.jpg 265x290 17kB)
>>7073742
3/10, not black enough
1 hours later 7073769 Anonymous
>>7073748
Then adapt to our culture and values. If you do, you also won't have to baw about being in between two cultures.
It's either or. You want to be Turkish, go back to Turkey, you want to live in our European countries, then became one of us.
1 hours later 7073778 Ultra Extraordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few
How about you all go back to practicing Eastern Orthodoxy and we'll call you the Byzantine Empire?
1 hours later 7073782 Anonymous
>>7073769
>adapt to our culture and values
The Turk is a üntermensch and can therefore never fully adapt to the Germanic culture
1 hours later 7073789 Anonymous
we say terkiya
1 hours later 7073800 Anonymous
>>7073769
Lol, i'm i don't bond or associate with Turkish culture at all, you don't have to be so hostile austriabro
1 hours later 7073808 Anonymous
>>7073800
take away the "i'm"
1 hours later 7073809 Anonymous
>>7073769
stop beeing a hypocrite. Even if someone has adapted the culture, he's always a Turk for you (ius sanguinis). I, for example, am everyones "Lieblingstürke" (favorite Turk), but no one ever called me German.
1 hours later 7073841 Anonymous
>>7073769
I hope someday you idiots realize that we sent you our illiterate scum. Enjoy and please do believe me your nigger infested cities are not that charming.
Save the "WHY ARE YOU COMING HERE THEN HURR." bullshit please.
1 hours later 7073864 Anonymous
>>7073800
Then I have no problem whatsoever with you.
>>7073809
But that's the case everywhere. If I were to move to Turkey, learn the language, your customs and get the citizenship (is that even possible), would people say I'm a Turk?
1 hours later 7073879 Anonymous
>>7073789
Lebanon, why are you so much cooler than all the other arabs?
1 hours later 7073886 Anonymous
>>7073841
They are not charming for us either, but there's still more of your illiterate scum and other third world shit coming.
1 hours later 7073893 Anonymous
>>7073864
>would people say I'm a Turk?
They probably would. Anatolian Turks are not a well defined ethnic group to begin with but a mix of many people who have come in waves.
1 hours later 7073917 Anonymous
>>7073864
it's possible to get the citizenship, but you're forced to change your first name to a Turkish one (like the footballers Mehmet Aurelio or Gökcek Vederson).
And yes, the non-right-wingers would love you, since Turkey is a mix of various ethnic groups.
1 hours later 7073929 Anonymous (1353633035579.jpg 560x345 55kB)
>>7073886
Welp, all the fucks we give. I just value Austria as an old war buddy but like the rest of Europe, you guys fucked it up too.
Kisses.
1 hours later 7074007 Anonymous
>>7073841
b...but my father isnt illiterate scum ;_;
1 hours later 7074045 Anonymous
>>7074007
Hey hey hey, don't be sad. You managed to learn English and post on 4chan. That proves it. You guys are our little special squirrels. You are exceptional.
1 hours later 7074076 Anonymous
How about we call you, Turkmenistan? (Seeing as Turkmenistan has never appeared on this board)
2 hours later 7074084 Anonymous
>>7074076
It's like let's call you Bostwana they don't post here. No, Turkmen is a different racial group.
2 hours later 7074091 Anonymous
>>7074084
But it suits you guys. Turkomen or Turkmen rather than Turkey or Turkish
2 hours later 7074092 Anonymous
>It's Türkiye motherfuckers get your shits together
Why should we give a fuck?
2 hours later 7074123 Anonymous
>>7074091
Just call us assholes, that suits us. We are being huge asshole on politic level. Our politicians just love american dick and nothing else.
>>7074092
You replied.
2 hours later 7074139 Anonymous
>>7074123
>Just call us assholes
B-but I don't think you guys are arseholes...
2 hours later 7074192 Anonymous
>>7073929
Actually Ottomans performed much better than Austrians in WWI...
2 hours later 7074295 Anonymous (1339437087095.jpg 682x1023 156kB)
>>7074192
2 hours later 7074329 Ad Gloriam OFFICIAL MY COUNTRY'S NAMES POWER RANKING
1. Turquia
2. Turquie
3. Turkei
4. Tourkia
....
900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. Turkey
2 hours later 7074352 Anonymous
>>7074329
Turkiet in Swedish, what do you think about that?
2 hours later 7074359 Anonymous
>>7074329
How about Turcopole/Turkopole?
2 hours later 7074361 Ad Gloriam
>>7074352
Better than Turkey but not better than Turquia.
2 hours later 7074371 Anonymous
>>7074329
>Turquia
Yep that's Turkey in portuguese. Do you love us, guys? ;_;
2 hours later 7074387 Anonymous
>>7074371
I love Manuel Fernandes so I love you too :3
2 hours later 7074392 Anonymous
Turkebab
2 hours later 7074408 Anonymous
>>7074329
Over here you are Turska - how do ya rank that?
>>7074392
Well, that is just brilliant.
2 hours later 7074414 Ad Gloriam
>>7074371
Personally I like you guys but I don't know what my countrymen think about Portugal.
2 hours later 7074444 Anonymous
>>7074387
Manuel Fernandes dat mad cunt <3
>>7074414
Turquia pls, I know you love us
2 hours later 7074483 Ad Gloriam
>>7074408
6.
>>7074444
Portekiz pls, yes yes yes.
2 hours later 7074511 Anonymous
>>7072780
how about yurtistan and yurts?
2 hours later 7074528 Anonymous
>>7073065
How about Turkey being best Turkmenistan.
2 hours later 7074551 Anonymous
>>7074511
p.d.a.s.t.f.u
2 hours later 7074567 Anonymous
>>7074371
>Turquía
Same name in Spain
2 hours later 7074603 Ad Gloriam
>>7074511
Yurt means land in Turkish btw lol.
2 hours later 7074624 Anonymous
Tyrkland in Icelandic.
4 hours later 7075305 Anonymous (rage+feel.jpg 713x535 58kB)
>>7073128
>>7074084
Op I haven't seen such a huge faggot like you since the beginning times of imageboard lurking. You are so retard and hypocrite that you are not even aware of it. Turkmens and Azeris are ethnically closest people to us among turkic people. In Seljuk times your ancestors called themselves Turkmen not Oghuz. If you don't have any idea about your history and genetic background then shut the fuck up. And that bullshit you are complaining about like a elementary school student would, you do the same fucking thing in your own language. So you have no right to complain in the first place. You call turkey "hindi" and India "hindistan". Stop being such a huge faggot and learn turkish. Maybe you will discover that a lot of foreign country names have funny meanings in turkish like amerika, it means "pussy plum". what a flamboyant faggot!
6 hours later 7077015 Anonymous
OP here
>>7074511
>landland
Genius idea eleni. But i wonder since you using yurt in every post of yours. Where did you hear that word?
>>7075305
Onları ben yazmadım hem ben kulağa ibnece geliyor dedim hindiyle aynı kelime olduğundan demiyorum törkiy nedir amk.
The thing is turkey sounds gay. I don't give a fuck about synonym with turkey the animal. It sounds gay whole english language sounds gay actually but it's even sounds gayer than ever.
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