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2012-12-04 06:00 7041538 Anonymous (nedermark.png 1020x524 444kB)
What is your favourite country that will likely never exist?

3 min later 7041592 Anonymous
The republic of mandatory sex with me.

19 min later 7041818 Anonymous
Yugoslavia :(

20 min later 7041834 Anonymous (groland-logo1.jpg 1819x1160 134kB)
Groland

4 hours later 7046657 Anonymous
BUMP because

5 hours later 7046739 Anonymous
Scotland

5 hours later 7046780 Anonymous
>>7046739 >implying just you wait

5 hours later 7046968 Anonymous
A new Imperial China

5 hours later 7047018 Argentine (1350532685945.png 1012x981 1137kB)
Southern cone republic, or any other names that brings together Arg, Uru and Chi. We'll think about south Brazil later

5 hours later 7047043 Anonymous
Union of East Africa

5 hours later 7047047 Anonymous (0c40925471263bb7705270c4ec318573.jpg 599x400 43kB)
>>7041834 What this guy said, it's the bestest country in the worl- Wait a minute, they know about Groland in America?

5 hours later 7047075 Anonymous
>>7047047 I approve of this comment.

5 hours later 7047076 Anonymous
>>7047047 intriguing

5 hours later 7047080 Anonymous
>>7041834 definitely.

5 hours later 7047132 Anonymous (1353875329853.gif 162x152 582kB)
>>7046739

5 hours later 7047144 Anonymous
Us reclaiming our rightful North American clay back, and giving them ordnung and oil, forming a great superstate with Norwegian guidance.

5 hours later 7047151 Anonymous
>>7041818 do you mean United Puppet States of Serbia? UPSS? I want the Australian Landmass to come to the relevant side of the earth with faster interwebs and join NATO. ;_;

5 hours later 7047154 Albanian Immigrant (Balkan_Federation[1].gif 598x595 25kB)


5 hours later 7047159 Anonymous (660px-Carte_Groland.svg.png 660x470 60kB)
>>7041834 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlOCRX6HMg8 Groland je mourrirai pour toi.

5 hours later 7047165 Anonymous
Poland+Ukraine+Belarus

5 hours later 7047175 Anonymous
European Union

5 hours later 7047188 Anonymous
Saamiland ;__;

5 hours later 7047217 Anonymous
>>7047175 >inb4 European Un- Oh, wait, nevermind.

5 hours later 7047221 Anonymous (moustik.png 449x274 144kB)
>>7047159 Like the great singer Georges Brassens used to say: Quand je pense à Groland...

5 hours later 7047237 Anonymous
>>7047165 For the love of God, why? Poland and Ukraine strong, why bring a Russian puppet state into it?

5 hours later 7047252 Anonymous
>>7047237 land, and folks there are decent, they just have prick in charge

5 hours later 7047309 Anonymous (occitania_grunge_flag_by_elthalen-d3gslu4.jpg 1024x640 116kB)
Occitania

5 hours later 7047312 Anonymous
>>7047237 >ukraine strong still russia's bitch

5 hours later 7047323 Anonymous (2346513252149.png 923x688 486kB)


5 hours later 7047337 Anonymous
Prussia. Now its all just Poland and Russia ;_;

5 hours later 7047341 Anonymous
>>7047312 Not really, there is a tug-of-war going on for influence there, too early to say definitely how it will end.

5 hours later 7047350 Anonymous
>>7047312 >>7047341 Belarus, however, IS Russia's bitch. >>7047252 Fair enough.

5 hours later 7047357 Anonymous (1353959854075.gif 360x916 17kB)
Portugalicia. isnt it beatiful? ;__; also, what is Groland? a map would be great

5 hours later 7047384 Anonymous
>>7047337 >poland and russia >prussia Heh, just noticed this

5 hours later 7047398 Anonymous
>>7047323 Beautiful ;_;

5 hours later 7047431 Anonymous
the alpine union

5 hours later 7047454 Anonymous
A truly free country, which is fair, unbiased and a good place to live.

6 hours later 7047629 Anonymous
>>7047357 see >>7047159 for the map. It's a show on french tv and certainly the best place on the planet. Damn, there'sz even an entry in the en.wiki.org: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groland

6 hours later 7047668 ~suomynonA~
>>7047043 You mean this thing, which is scheduled to unite this decade. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_African_Community

6 hours later 7047678 ~suomynonA~ (Great Union.png 2139x1295 55kB)
It will be glorious!

6 hours later 7047738 Anonymous
>>7047144 Take Minnesota, North Daktota, and northern Wisconsin while you're at it. They're practically yours anyway. >pls adopt me papa norge. jeg elsker deg.

6 hours later 7047741 Anonymous
>>7047047 Oh shi-- I swear this thread would be dead by now. Well... I spent a lot of time on the French side of the internet. First found Les Guignols online, which led me to Groland. Now I pretty much watch everything on Canal + which isn't of American Origin. French tv is 5/5 bretty gud :DDD

6 hours later 7047805 Anonymous (i came this much.jpg 1202x773 97kB)
>>7047678

6 hours later 7047818 Anonymous (1289926932567.jpg 192x229 10kB)
>>7047741 You got good taste dude! I love the Groland, it's a proof that politically incorrect humor is still possible, even nowadays. I wish I could subtitle some episodes for /int/, but I fear most of the puns and references would be lost in the translation...

6 hours later 7047833 Anonymous
>>7047047 But to give you a solid answer, most people, not even among the Francophone Community in the US, watch the show. Sadly, I can only enjoy it by myself in the states ;_;

6 hours later 7047838 Anonymous
>>7047741 Impressive. Isn't it a bit hard to follow? It's their 20th anniversary, a DVD should be out soon. Probably mostly a 'best of' but I'm expecting some hilarious new material. bonus: http://www.theodocle-fion.com/groland.php?dir=9&fic=0

6 hours later 7047847 Anonymous (1352750604247.png 326x226 142kB)
Orange free state

6 hours later 7047863 Anonymous
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

6 hours later 7047870 Anonymous
The Gran Colombia We could've leeched off colombians ;-;

6 hours later 7047892 Anonymous
Any -land country changed to -istan to assert more Persian dominance.

6 hours later 7047898 Anonymous (israel.jpg 400x444 84kB)
ERADICATE SERBS DESTROY MOSQUES CONQUER ITALY REVIVE GADDAFI LIBERATE UNITED STATES FROM TERRORISTS

6 hours later 7047910 Anonymous
>>7047154 This could be good. But make law that you can only have 2 kids

6 hours later 7047923 Anonymous (37192-groland.png 450x338 265kB)
>>7047838 Some bits are tricky, but I understand about 85-90% of it. Also, they sometimes make references to some current events that I don't hear about so much here. I was able to catch the 20th anniversary episode on the canal + website, but I didn't know a DVD was coming out. Will definitely check it out, thanks bud.

6 hours later 7047964 Anonymous
>>7047678 Magnificent

6 hours later 7047977 Anonymous
Texas.

6 hours later 7047980 Anonymous
Belgium

6 hours later 7048002 Anonymous
>>7047980 lol'd

6 hours later 7048038 Anonymous
>>7047357 >Yes yes yesssss

6 hours later 7048051 Anonymous
The US without all those redneck southern states

6 hours later 7048063 Anonymous
Socialist Republic of Costa Rica

6 hours later 7048069 Anonymous
>>7048051 How could you not like their wacky shenanigans?

6 hours later 7048100 Anonymous (europe_map_political.jpg 1280x1024 185kB)
>tfw Poland-Hungary will never happend ;_;

6 hours later 7048104 Mae (fag.jpg 500x375 14kB)
>>7048063 thanks to God, Jesus and the Negrita

6 hours later 7048127 Anonymous
Colombia + Venezuela All that fucking oil. Saudi Arabia would be a joke compared to us.

6 hours later 7048134 Anonymous
>tfw no independent Corsica >tfw no independent Sardinia >tfw no independent Danzig >tfw no independent Ryukyu >tfw no independent Wales I could go on and on forever.

6 hours later 7048210 Anonymous
>>7047847 No kaffirs allowed?

6 hours later 7048223 Anonymous
>Combine New England with nova scotia. Also; >Prussia

6 hours later 7048228 Anonymous
>>7048210 Wouldn't it be wonderful?

6 hours later 7048231 Anonymous
Wouldn't it be great if the cowboys didn't kill the Indians, but banded together to form the greatest military alliance ever? They could bind terrorists to totem poles in Iraq.

6 hours later 7048312 Anonymous
>>7048104 Maybe some day neo liberalism scum

6 hours later 7048313 Ad Gloriam
Thrace Turkish Republic.

17 hours later 7054997 Anonymous
>>7047454 >A truly free country, which is fair, unbiased and a good place to live. Yeah, good luck with that.

18 hours later 7055516 Anonymous
Nordic Union - all those swedish culture enrichers

18 hours later 7055554 Anonymous
>>7047678 I can agree to this.

18 hours later 7055557 Anonymous (Nusantara Empire.png 2000x2004 575kB)
Nusantara Federation

18 hours later 7055565 Anonymous
> Rename north America to Columbia > South America is now just America > US, Canada, Mexico, all of central America > United states of Columbia

18 hours later 7055573 Anonymous
>>7054997 hence why I posted it in a thread of countries that will never exist..

18 hours later 7055583 Anonymous
USSA United States of South America

18 hours later 7055591 Anonymous
>>7055557 but democracy won't work since Indonesian is larger than other country when merged.

18 hours later 7055595 Anonymous
>>7055565 Someone can't wait for the New World Order..

18 hours later 7055604 Anonymous
>>7055565 Capital is Jerusalem

18 hours later 7055620 Anonymous
Heterosexual Sweden

18 hours later 7055632 Anonymous (1354706409001.png 500x375 375kB)
>>7055583 WTF is this 9lawi ?

18 hours later 7055646 Anonymous (1350886783345.jpg 429x410 80kB)
>>7055591 Who say I want make it democratic? Pic related. So who will be in our grand Holocaust list?

18 hours later 7055651 Anonymous
>>7047678 10/10

18 hours later 7055659 Anonymous (424977_3272088648732_1462870593_33118867_867332064_n.jpg 800x533 9kB)
>your favourite country that will likely never exist The Republic of Morocco

18 hours later 7055702 Anonymous
Fennoswedish Republic

18 hours later 7055723 Anonymous (Bros4ever.jpg 274x184 8kB)
>>7055646 Oh fugg, then we should conquer Australia and the rest of SEA oh wait China can have those Cambodia

18 hours later 7055743 Anonymous
>>7055723 >implying the US and UK wouldn't anally annihilate you if you went anywhere near Aus + NZ

18 hours later 7055747 Anonymous
>>7055723 You can't conquer anything

18 hours later 7055750 Anonymous
>>7055743 >yes when we allied with China and Russia nothing will goes wrong right?

18 hours later 7055757 Anonymous
>>7055750 >China+ Russia >comparing to the US alone. Keep dreaming zipper muslim, if they launched a fleet it would probably sink because commies can't built for shit

19 hours later 7055774 Anonymous (1353902531065.gif 172x162 1059kB)
>>7055659

19 hours later 7055780 Anonymous
>>7055747 >we take Papua from Dutch >we destroy the old RIS and incorporate them into Indonesia >we take timor leste in the old days yes we will never conquer anything >>7055757 pffft implying you aren't a muslim already also we will be pancasilaism new ideology that allow everyone embrace many religion as long they have God

19 hours later 7055792 Anonymous
>>7055780 Yeah, and Denmark conquered Sweden, Norway and most of England. What's your point? You can't do shit now.

19 hours later 7055801 Anonymous
>>7055792 yes what your point either?

19 hours later 7055813 Anonymous
>>7055723 No. But Australia will likely to attack us since we annex Papua, Pacific Islands & Timor leste. If it happen we only install the puppet government on them & genocide abos for them as a welcome gift.

19 hours later 7055821 Anonymous
>>7055780 Wow, we have a few immigrants who stink up a fuss, hardly muslim, can't find a recent source, but in 2010 there were only 62,000 muslims in the UK out of a populace of 61,113,205. Also >Russia >still a threat

19 hours later 7055826 Anonymous
>>7055813 how about we just leave Australian i don't want Emus 2.0

19 hours later 7055841 Anonymous
>>7055801 You are about as dumb as dog shit

19 hours later 7055857 Anonymous
>>7055821 don't worry Brits god won't save your queen you are muslims now and you know it will happen in near future your moslems is even hardliner than our hardline muslem here

19 hours later 7055868 Anonymous
>>7055857 God won't need to save our queen, nothing to save her from, wait until i'd say around 2018 for a race war, we'll slaughter your kind like no mans business

19 hours later 7055872 Anonymous (yess yessss.jpg 225x224 8kB)
>>7055841

19 hours later 7055881 Anonymous (hahahaha.jpg 361x324 24kB)
>>7055868 >Your kind

19 hours later 7055917 Anonymous
>>7055881 87.7% of indonesia is Muslim. so yes, your kind, muzzy

19 hours later 7055928 Anonymous
>>7055917 >Implying we Care about the africans and arabs in your country >Implying we ever supporting them >still denying you are not moslem by 2018

19 hours later 7055929 Anonymous
>>7055872 I'm not the same guy

19 hours later 7055964 Anonymous
>>7055928 >making sense you're doing it wrong lad and if you were trying to be funny, you fucked up

19 hours later 7056061 Moroccan (thumbsUp.jpg 400x309 15kB)
>>7047741 >mfw an American knows about French tv.

19 hours later 7056156 Moroccan (siriously.jpg 600x336 57kB)
>>7055659

28 hours later 7062742 ~suomynonA~ (2000px-Flag_of_the_Orange_Free_State.svg.png 2000x1333 13kB)
>>7047847 Such a beautiful flag.

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