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2012-11-26 04:12 6904189 Anonymous (bZsfH[1].png 858x1529 364kB)
There was a thread of these a day ago and I didn't get a chance to give my OC much exposure

14 min later 6904330 Anonymous
>>6904189 who's the orange and green? what's going on with japan? is that japan? what are they saying?

14 min later 6904332 Anonymous
You're doing it wrong, faget. It's supposed to be self-deprecating.

15 min later 6904344 Anonymous
>>6904330 Japan cannot into English. It is known.

17 min later 6904366 Anonymous
>>6904344 It is known.

18 min later 6904376 Anonymous
>>6904332 Indeed. We all spend so much time defending our nations that you were supposed to poke fun at yourself for once. OP is a fag.

19 min later 6904383 Anonymous
>>6904344 so true

25 min later 6904433 Anonymous
>>6904376 I think he's just referring to our self-deprecation-based humour, which is apparently a thing.

26 min later 6904443 Anonymous
>>6904433 Nonono, the Amerifriend is right.

26 min later 6904452 Anonymous
>>6904344 >>6904383 japan's engrish is hilarious there was a thread the other day with a jap, i laughed my ass off

32 min later 6904510 Anonymous (fuckit.jpg 251x234 45kB)
Why are we even friends with you?

37 min later 6904551 OP
>>6904510 >Taking a picture satirized online nationalism seriously >2012

38 min later 6904561 OP
>>6904551 *Satirizing

38 min later 6904564 Anonymous
>>6904452 thank you my Belgian friend I am so glad to hear that Our engrish is entertainment.

42 min later 6904613 Anonymous
> you can keep Schapelle Corby my sides

42 min later 6904620 Anonymous
>>6904564 >hahaha he doesn't even realize he's failing at mock-failure >You're all right in my books, Japan.

43 min later 6904632 Anonymous
>>6904620 please nice to me Australia

44 min later 6904637 Anonymous
>>6904620 >greentext Well, I'm not deleting that again.

44 min later 6904640 Anonymous
>>6904189 God... just take that Corby stop sending bad Bogan at us...

46 min later 6904669 Anonymous
>>6904640 Indonesia, please lock up everyone who travels to Bali with an Australian passport. Thank you.

1 hours later 6904994 Anonymous
It's funny because Australia is so annoying.

1 hours later 6905039 Anonymous
But OP, I actually want Australia to become a Republic and even the monarchists here don't really care.

1 hours later 6905057 Anonymous
>>6905039 Fun fact: there are actually people in this country who support the monarchy. It's weird, I can see why you keep them because they rake in so much in tourism, but there is no need for us to keep them.

3 hours later 6905779 Anonymous (1352927735680.jpg 900x748 122kB)
>>6904994 All I'm hearing is "tfw not australian". it's okay my micky friend, no more tears.

3 hours later 6905806 Anonymous
Fun fact: there are actually dirty, shameless, leb traitors in this country who wouldn't gladly give their life for our Queen.

3 hours later 6905813 Anonymous
>>6905779 You guys are above and beyond the most hated posters on /sp/, and are roundly cited as the worst shit posters on the board

3 hours later 6905819 Anonymous
>>6905806 I'm not Lebanese, but I also wouldn't give my life for that white motherfucker

3 hours later 6905831 Anonymous
>>6905819 This.

3 hours later 6905833 Anonymous
One slight problem, I don't know anyone that's ever seen Crocodile Dundee, if anything our Australian stereotypes would involve Steve Irwin. The Japan one was fucking hilarious, though. You should add some kind of MALAYSIA STRONG shit in there, too.

3 hours later 6905838 Anonymous
>>6905833 >I don't know anyone that's ever seen Crocodile Dundee reported for underage

3 hours later 6905839 Anonymous
>>6905819 THIS. Sadly, much of English-speaking Canada is still queen-fearing.

3 hours later 6905843 Anonymous
>>6905819 >>6905839 >past the year 1776 >still not a republic

3 hours later 6905849 Anonymous
>>6905843 Murrika pls don't mock us.

3 hours later 6905872 Anonymous
>>6905843 We could've declared independence once the UK was economically ruined after WWII, but NOOOO... I think part of the problem was that much of our trade involved the UK, and not you guys, so a lot of taxes went to repair the UK during the 1950s. Lester Pearson (prime minister during the 60s) was even criticized for switching from the UK to the US as our main trading partner...

3 hours later 6905875 Anonymous
>>6905838 Hate to disappoint you, but I'm 25. Also: >>6905843 You are retarded. Just because they technically have a monarchy doesn't mean it actually DOES anything. Hell, even Queen Victoria didn't have all that much authority. Constitutional Monarchies work more or less as well as republics.

3 hours later 6905877 Anonymous
>>6905875 It's the principle.

3 hours later 6905889 Anonymous
>>6905881 Australians in charge of not being beta as fuck.

3 hours later 6905897 Anonymous
>>6905877 Noted, but what would honestly change if you took the union jack off of your flag? What would you get out of it? Not messing with you, just curious.

3 hours later 6905901 Anonymous
>>6905872 Jesus. You guys just can't get off the queen's teet. Even though Australia didn't change it's flag, I'd still imagine they'd become a republic first. Their current PM flirted with the idea of doing it, after liz croaks >>6905875 it's the principle of the thing. A monarchy is fundamentally religious bullshit that has no place in a modern society

3 hours later 6905905 Anonymous
>>6905897 what would happen if they become a Republic? Do you think most would run around with their heads cut off, wondering where their queen is?

3 hours later 6905907 Anonymous
>>6905901 So in otherwords, your opposition to even symbolic constitutional monarchies boils down to you satisfying your atheist temper tantrum? Deep, bro, 2deep4me.

3 hours later 6905920 Anonymous
>>6905907 >w-wwhat's with having an inbred hag as your head of state? Australia being a commonwealth nation is no different from a kid still living with his parents at the age of 40; you are a functioning retard

3 hours later 6905926 Anonymous
>>6905907 For me it boils down to people not having power over other people purely by birthright. I would have thought an American would understand that principle.

3 hours later 6905938 Anonymous
>>6905926 He probably lives in Maine

3 hours later 6905950 Anonymous
>>6905926 >Implying the royal family has any real power

3 hours later 6905951 Anonymous
>>6904189 But India's right, we don't have any fucking culture.

3 hours later 6905965 Anonymous
>>6905951 What does it mean to have culture then?

3 hours later 6905971 Anonymous
>>6905950 - The Queen alone, as Head of the Armed Forces, may declare war or peace - The Queen alone may conclude treaties - The Queen (as commander-in-chief) may choose and appoint officers of all ranks - The Queen may convoke, adjourn, remove, and dissolve Parliament - The Queen may appoint a Prime Minister of her own choosing - The Queen may dismiss the Prime Minister and his Government - The Queen can choose and appoint all judges, councillors, officers of state, etc. - The Queen may initiate criminal proceedings, and she alone can bestow a pardon - The Queen may refuse the Royal Assent - The Queen may refuse to dissolve Parliament when requested by the Prime Minister - The Queen can choose and appoint all Archbishops, Bishops, and ecclesiastical dignitaries - The Queen may exercise the refusal of the “Queen’s Consent” (direct Monarchical assent is required for a bill affecting the prerogative, hereditary revenues or the personal property or interests of the Crown to be heard in Parliament). - Since the Sovereign is “first in honour, dignity and in power--and the seat and fountain of all three,'' the Queen may bestow all public honours, including creating peerages or bestowing Orders of Chivalry

3 hours later 6905978 Anonymous
>>6905950 >implying they don't have power but just choose not to exercise it >>6905965 You know you have it when you can say "muh culture" on /int/ without being laughed at.

3 hours later 6905979 Anonymous
>>6905965 to have culture, is to accomplish more in 70 years than any other country has in the history of human civilization

3 hours later 6905983 Anonymous
>>6905979 Brace for European butt anger in 3, 2, 1...

3 hours later 6905998 Anonymous (qqqqqqqqq.png 651x633 65kB)
>>6904189 http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/01/04/Poll-Aussies-tell-three-lies-per-day/UPI-60931294131600/#axzz 2DJGWmZ6k

3 hours later 6906006 Anonymous
>>6905926 I'm not emotionally invested in the argument, to be frank. I don't think I could care any less, really. Honestly, if Australia decides one day, once QE2 finally bites it, to get rid of the Union Jack, then that's their choice. I just want to know if it does anything other than salve your (wounded? no idea) pride. Australia has been an independent state for more than a century now, and whatever feelings of inadequacy you might have about your identity puzzle me a bit. Australians and English are vastly different, especially in the popular imagination. Rule by birthright? Fidei Defensor, by the grace of God, et cetera ad nauseum and so on and so forth. It's all meaningless, unless you're a nostalgic history buff with a medievalist streak. Just because I'm American doesn't mean that I automatically sympathize with ALL DEMOCRACIES ALL THE TIME. >>6905938 Wrong again! Arizona. You'll get a cigar if you guess the next factoid right.

3 hours later 6906007 Anonymous
>>6905998 >Herald Sun That's like our version of the Sun, dude.

3 hours later 6906026 Anonymous
>>6904330 orange and green is curry niggers

3 hours later 6906052 2/2
>>6905979 To have culture is to actually know what culture means. All people from a country can share a culture, but not all people can take credit from things people from their country did.

4 hours later 6906125 Anonymous (.png 640x360 208kB)
Kuril islands.

4 hours later 6906199 OP
>>6904332 It's supposed to be accurate and it is Aussies are the most confrontational people on this board

5 hours later 6906499 Anonymous
>>6905875 >25 >still using the word 'retarded' Stay primitive, America.

5 hours later 6906533 Anonymous
>>6905971 If the queen ever made any move to do any of that, she would, at first, be very politely informed that she had better back the fuck off, and would, then, be renounced (likely by more than the relevant nation alone).

5 hours later 6906554 Anonymous
>>6905965 It means being poor or non-capitalist, I'd say.

6 hours later 6907227 Anonymous
>>6906554 It all fits...

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