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2012-11-22 04:24 6848485 Anonymous (YankeeGoHome.png 240x240 125kB)
It's time for a southern thread. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3d4SBVjgEs

0 min later 6848495 Anonymous
Hi Buba!

1 min later 6848503 Anonymous
>>6848495 My name is Christopher.

2 min later 6848513 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w&feature=related

3 min later 6848533 Anonymous
http://www.flyingsquirrelent.eu/announcment.html If there's any gamers here this might interest you.

4 min later 6848536 Anonymous
>>6848503 Ok, Chris. How is Anne Lou?

4 min later 6848538 Anonymous
can you please leave the union, we're tired of giving you money

5 min later 6848548 Anonymous
>>6848536 Who? My mother's name is Martha, my sisters are Susanna and Faith, and my girlfriend is Rebecca... or Lequayquah, if you prefer.

6 min later 6848553 Anonymous
>>6848538 We would happily do it, but last time we tried, you wouldn't let us, so you're stuck with us now, and we're stuck with you.

6 min later 6848557 Anonymous
Farms, farms everywhere boys.

15 min later 6848656 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA0GV-DYqRo&t=0m50s

17 min later 6848677 Anonymous
>>6848656 Southbuddies?

17 min later 6848678 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5mmFPyDK_8 Sup!

19 min later 6848697 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTNWczKWq1k

27 min later 6848768 Anonymous (Game-Of-Thrones-S1Ep1-Winter-Is-Coming-lena-headey-29422318-1280-720.jpg 1280x720 313kB)
>>6848677 south all the time my lannister

37 min later 6848897 Anonymous
>>6848548 Jew, surely.

2 hours later 6850224 Anonymous
>>6848897 Cherokee

14 hours later 6857705 Anonymous
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14 hours later 6857819 Anonymous
>>6848897 With a name like Lequayquah I would have guessed African American, lels.

14 hours later 6857843 Anonymous (union officer's kepi.jpg 600x405 66kB)
>>6857776 I respect the South and find many of its inhabitants to be sterling people. Come the moment people start waving the stars and bars, however, and I become an irrational, bloodthirsty man who wants nothing more that to torch Atlanta. But as long as that's not a problem then I'm okay with the South.

14 hours later 6857848 Anonymous
Someone vocaroo something.

14 hours later 6857852 Anonymous
We already have one. >>6857096

14 hours later 6857867 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdfU7CetRKU

14 hours later 6857890 Anonymous (S.C.-Confederate-flag[1].jpg 423x564 33kB)
>>6857843 >Come the moment people start waving the stars and bars, however, and I become an irrational, bloodthirsty man who wants nothing more that to torch Atlanta. That Southern feel when there's a big battle flag flying in front of your state capitol 24/7

14 hours later 6857896 Anonymous (no survivors.png 610x330 11kB)
>>6857890

14 hours later 6857901 Anonymous (1352169953000.png 589x743 45kB)
Kentucky reporting in.

14 hours later 6857911 Anonymous
>>6857867 >liberal atheist Jew casting aspersions on Southerners Wow, I've sure never seen that before!

14 hours later 6857926 Anonymous
>>6848513 Welcome, Britbro. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Xu_Jni4V4&feature=related

14 hours later 6857941 Anonymous (trollbro.png 173x141 68kB)
>>6848513 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ra9cXx1-o

14 hours later 6857955 Anonymous
>>6857901 >Honey Boo Boo >Culture lel

14 hours later 6857971 Anonymous
>>6857955 >Yankees making money by creating shows about the dregs of Southern society >Example of Southern culture

14 hours later 6857982 Anonymous (santa claus playing the violin.jpg 448x313 58kB)
MY SOUTHERN BROTHERS, I REQUIRE THE FINEST MUSIC FROM YOUR RESPECTIVE STATES TO LIVEN UP THIS THREAD

14 hours later 6857986 Anonymous
>>6857971 Sounds accurate to me.

14 hours later 6858016 Anonymous (Chet_atkins.jpg 375x500 49kB)
>>6857982 Northerner here, but I do like Tennessee's own Chet Atkins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Svm_Vnntyk The Allman Brothers and Tennessee Ernie Ford are likewise favorites of mine, and likewise from Tennessee.

14 hours later 6858036 Anonymous
[spoiler]yo[/spoiler]

14 hours later 6858052 Anonymous (1350936505868.jpg 300x226 21kB)
>>6858016 >Allman Brothers

14 hours later 6858060 Anonymous
>>6857982 Virginia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVnK0zSpu7M

14 hours later 6858065 Anonymous (1322616594241.jpg 600x401 53kB)
>>6858016 >Tennessee Ernie Ford Is "Sixteen Tons" more of a Dixie song or an Appalachian song?

14 hours later 6858075 Anonymous
rocky top you'll always be

14 hours later 6858078 Anonymous
>>6857982 Kentucky. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08e9k-c91E8 Bluegrass is best grass.

14 hours later 6858084 Anonymous
>>6858065 Appalachian since it deals with the coal industry, but Dixie and Appalachia go hand-in-hand for the most part.

14 hours later 6858138 Anonymous (usa2.png 1749x1740 284kB)
>most of US >relevant

14 hours later 6858143 Anonymous
South Carolinian, here. Then here's to our Confederacy, strong we are and brave, Like patriots of old we'll fight, our heritage to save; And rather than submit to shame, to die we would prefer, So cheer for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star. Never forget Dixie, boys.

15 hours later 6858165 Anonymous
>>6858138 >Florida >anything like Mississippi, Alabama, George, South Carolina Florida is a Yankee/Elderly Jew/Cuban colony.

15 hours later 6858187 Anonymous
>>6858165 Northern Florida is the South Southern Florida is Jewish Cuba

15 hours later 6858232 Anonymous (Lee_Surrenders_to_Grant_at_Appomattox.jpg 1280x911 349kB)
>>6858143 >And rather than submit to shame, to die we would prefer Terribly unhealthy mindset, that. Detrimental to your long-term well-being. Thankfully, we beat that out of you lot eventually.

15 hours later 6858253 Anonymous
>>6858232 Took a whole hell of a lot more dead bluebellies than confederates to get the job done, son. And we're still here.

15 hours later 6858269 Anonymous
>>6858253 >And we're still here See, we did our job! You DID submit to shame and put down your arms, rather than die as the Bonnie Blue flag would have us all believe you guys would prefer.

15 hours later 6858281 Anonymous
>>6858269 No, you killed most of our good men. And you shameless monsters went and killed a lot of their wives and sons, too. But you didn't get all of them, and the South has a long memory.

15 hours later 6858302 Anonymous (1353299297906[1].jpg 1832x1138 360kB)
Hello fellow Confederates

15 hours later 6858307 Anonymous (flag_us34.jpg 640x376 42kB)
>>6858281 As long as you stay in the Union, that's the important thing. Be as Southern as you like as long as the Stars and Bars aren't involved.

15 hours later 6858328 Anonymous (1343944675162.jpg 350x350 24kB)
>>6858060 >>6858078 >mfw we posted the same fucking song B-but it's clearly from Kentucky!

15 hours later 6858357 Anonymous
>>6858307 For now, we are. But the status quo won't always hold, and when the levee breaks on your union and leaves you yankees up a creek, we'll be waiting. When the South fell, the United States' revolutionary soul fell dim. But it's still aguttering, and it may well burst into flame again.

15 hours later 6858373 Anonymous
>>6858357 you are a faggot

15 hours later 6858382 Anonymous (sherman-sitting.jpg 435x581 77kB)
south pls leave

15 hours later 6858384 Anonymous
>>6858373 And you're a pissant yank, but I was trying to be polite.

15 hours later 6858388 Anonymous
>>6858382 we tried

15 hours later 6858389 Anonymous
>>6858373 And you're a fucking yankee.

15 hours later 6858393 Anonymous
>>6848485 y you steal scotlands flag and add red n stars in it?

15 hours later 6858407 Anonymous
>>6858389 >>6858384 I'm from Alabama, dumbass. But your waxing poetically (faggotly) about the "long memory" of the South and the crimes of the North is faggotry of the highest order. Honestly, you are such a faggot that you would be better off in the North. You could get married and start a family with another Southern big bear and imagine it's Gen. Lee fucking you so good.

15 hours later 6858417 Anonymous (sherman1.jpg 250x317 12kB)
south pls don't secede citing slavery as ur primary concern

15 hours later 6858421 Anonymous
>>6858407 And you're either a nigger, a mestizo, or a white who wouldn't dare speak those words aloud. Either way, you should get the hell out of Dixie. If you even are from there, that is.

15 hours later 6858425 Anonymous
>>6858417 >implying it wasn't about state's rights

15 hours later 6858428 Anonymous (reddit.jpg 240x210 13kB)
>>6858417 >>6858382

15 hours later 6858430 Anonymous
>>6858417 We didn't, you yanks made that up after you were getting your sorry asses handed to you in Pennsylvania and you were worried about Europe getting involved.

15 hours later 6858433 Anonymous (1351403718741.png 484x316 262kB)
>>6858417

15 hours later 6858440 Anonymous
>current age >The West is getting overly chaffed by the Federal power of States' Rights >Can't fucking wait.

15 hours later 6858444 Anonymous (sherman2.jpg 522x682 47kB)
>>6858425 >>6858428 >>6858430 >>6858433 south pls dont revisionist history pls thx --- A Declaration of the Immediate Causes which Induce and Justify the Secession of the State of Mississippi from the Federal Union In the momentous step, which our State has taken of dissolving its connection with the government of which we so long formed a part, it is but just that we should declare the prominent reasons which have induced our course. Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery - the greatest material interest of the world. Its labor supplies the product, which constitutes by far the largest and most important portions of commerce of the earth. These products are peculiar to the climate verging on the tropical regions, and by an imperious law of nature, none but the black race can bear exposure to the tropical sun. These products have become necessities of the world, and a blow at slavery is a blow at commerce and civilization. That blow has been long aimed at the institution, and was at the point of reaching its consummation. There was no choice left us but submission to the mandates of abolition, or a dissolution of the Union, whose principles had been subverted to work out our ruin.

15 hours later 6858470 Anonymous
Sherman always looks like he just farted and he's worried someone is going to suspect it's him

15 hours later 6858480 Anonymous
>>6858425 >states rights.....to own slaves

15 hours later 6858486 Anonymous (1288220242183.jpg 244x320 18kB)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN86d0CdgHQ Obligatory.

15 hours later 6858489 Anonymous
hey southbros, is kudzu as much of a problem as they say it is?

15 hours later 6858496 Anonymous
>>6858489 no because flamenwerfers

15 hours later 6858497 Anonymous
>>6858489 depends. what do they say?

15 hours later 6858502 Anonymous (sherman3.jpg 220x330 21kB)
MUH SLAVES Georgia Delcaration of Secession "The question of slavery was the great difficulty in the way of the formation of the Constitution. While the subordination and the political and social inequality of the African race was fully conceded by all, it was plainly apparent that slavery would soon disappear from what are now the non-slave-holding States of the original thirteen. The opposition to slavery was then, as now, general in those States and the Constitution was made with direct reference to that fact. But a distinct abolition party was not formed in the United States for more than half a century after the Government went into operation. The main reason was that the North, even if united, could not control both branches of the Legislature during any portion of that time." ;_;

15 hours later 6858503 Anonymous
Georgia reporting for duty Commander Lee! Representing the 30605 Legion in the 706th unit!!!

15 hours later 6858520 Anonymous
>>6857843 I live and grew up in Atlanta. Eat a dick you fucking piece of shit. Try to come burn us down again, see how fast the entire north gets smallpox for the first time in 50+ years. Forgot we have the CDC???

15 hours later 6858527 Anonymous (sherman4.jpg 574x870 51kB)
wat do wo slaves i needs em pls lemme keep em Texas Declaration of Secession "In all the non-slave-holding States, in violation of that good faith and comity which should exist between entirely distinct nations, the people have formed themselves into a great sectional party, now strong enough in numbers to control the affairs of each of those States, based upon an unnatural feeling of hostility to these Southern States and their beneficent and patriarchal system of African slavery, proclaiming the debasing doctrine of equality of all men, irrespective of race or color - a doctrine at war with nature, in opposition to the experience of mankind, and in violation of the plainest revelations of Divine Law. They demand the abolition of negro slavery throughout the confederacy, the recognition of political equality between the white and negro races, and avow their determination to press on their crusade against us, so long as a negro slave remains in these States. " T_T

15 hours later 6858529 Anonymous
>we just wanna have a civil discussion guys honest >passive aggressive bullshit out the wazoo >saying "get out of Dixie" to a fellow Alabaman >generally shitposting southern hospitality my ass. blame the "yanks" all you fucking want, but just read this thread. this is how you conduct yourselves. honestly.

15 hours later 6858533 Anonymous
>>6858497 its basically sherman's march round 2: electric bogaloo

15 hours later 6858534 Anonymous
>>6858529 Southern hospitality extends only insofar as you are willing to stroke their fragile egos and flatter their tender sensitivities.

15 hours later 6858536 Anonymous
>>6858529 Have you been to any of our other fucking threads? They're amazing. Give it time and this one may blossom into a good thread once the faggot yankshits get tired of shitposting.

15 hours later 6858551 Anonymous (sherman5.jpg 1200x1600 283kB)
>Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery >Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery >Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery >Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery >Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery

15 hours later 6858564 Anonymous
>>6858536 takes two to tango, bud. and yes, they are nice if you faggots get a hold of yourselves and dont restpond to the fucking trolls. how many ruined threads do there have to be for you faggots to get that?

15 hours later 6858568 Anonymous (sherman6.jpg 250x350 8kB)
> the debasing doctrine of equality of all men, irrespective of race or color - a doctrine at war with nature > the debasing doctrine of equality of all men, irrespective of race or color - a doctrine at war with nature > the debasing doctrine of equality of all men, irrespective of race or color - a doctrine at war with nature > the debasing doctrine of equality of all men, irrespective of race or color - a doctrine at war with nature QQ

15 hours later 6858574 Anonymous
>>6858496 Can you vocaroo that for me?

16 hours later 6858575 Anonymous
hey south, remember when west virginia seceeded from you and you invaded it? that was pretty fun, huh

16 hours later 6858582 Anonymous
Sherman always looks like he finished a busy day of razing redneck towns, redneck homes, and redneck crops.

16 hours later 6858585 Anonymous
>>6858575 DO NOT MOCK GLORIOUS SOUTH HISTORY YOU BRING SHAME TO FAMIRY

16 hours later 6858591 Anonymous
>>6858502 >>6858444 Oh, look, A faggot who ctrl+f'd 'slavery' and found it at the bottom of the declarations. We hold that the Government thus established is subject to the two great principles asserted in the Declaration of Independence; and we hold further, that the mode of its formation subjects it to a third fundamental principle, namely: the law of compact. We maintain that in every compact between two or more parties, the obligation is mutual; that the failure of one of the contracting parties to perform a material part of the agreement, entirely releases the obligation of the other; and that where no arbiter is provided, each party is remitted to his own judgment to determine the fact of failure, with all its consequences. In the present case, that fact is established with certainty. We assert that fourteen of the States have deliberately refused, for years past, to fulfill their constitutional obligations, and we refer to their own Statutes for the proof. The Constitution of the United States, in its fourth Article, provides as follows: "No person held to service or labor in one State, under the laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in consequence of any law or regulation therein, be discharged from such service or labor, but shall be delivered up, on claim of the party to whom such service or labor may be due." This stipulation was so material to the compact, that without it that compact would not have been made. The greater number of the contracting parties held slaves, and they had previously evinced their estimate of the value of such a stipulation by making it a condition in the Ordinance for the government of the territory ceded by Virginia, which now composes the States north of the Ohio River.

16 hours later 6858607 Anonymous (sherman7.jpg 344x480 47kB)
>>6858591 >muh states right to own slaves ;_; south i marched 2 sea wat now

16 hours later 6858615 Anonymous
>>6858591 >bottom of the declarations >trusting a Confederateboo to be literate "Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery" first paragraph nigga

16 hours later 6858627 Anonymous (1346545180375.png 930x574 46kB)
I'M RESURRECTING THIS FUCKING THREAD. How many of you southern bros when hunting this month? What's your favorite example of our god tier cuisine? Favorite southern music? Favorite place in the south? And last, but certainly not least: What state?

16 hours later 6858635 Anonymous (sherman8.jpg 594x722 50kB)
Which necktie should I wear today? This black one goes with my jacket, but this one made of Georgian railways goes with my ability to reduce my enemies to total submission.

16 hours later 6858645 Anonymous
>>6858607 What now? You proved that the North's aim was war from the start. Stack the decks, put the Southern states with strong independent tendencies in a position where their only recourse was secession, and then invade them. Your yankee Jew bankers/industrialists had it planned from the start. Only thing they weren't planning on was how strong of a response they got.

16 hours later 6858649 Anonymous
As a Northerner I really do love the South. Nice people, excellent literature (Southern Gothic being one of my favorite literary movements), by far the best music (rock, jazz, blues), delicious cuisine. I wish more people would focus on these things rather than the Civil War.

16 hours later 6858658 Anonymous
Washington, Jefferson and Madison must have been rolling in their graves when their home state threatened to destroy the nation they founded. Shamefur dispray.

16 hours later 6858662 Anonymous
>>6858645 Absolutely, slavery and the South's vociferous and unwavering defense of it was definitely the fault of Merchants (???) and the North. You had no choice but to own people. Everybody made you do it. Funny how nobody mentions the Fugitive Slave Acts when they talk about states' rights. The South had no problem kidnapping free citizens of the North and putting them in chains; they had no problem demanding that Northern states expend their own resources trying to catch "fugitive" slaves.

16 hours later 6858711 PuRiAmDu
So, are there any southerners who like the Confederacy but can admit that slavery was wrong?

16 hours later 6858728 Anonymous
>>6858711 Of course they think slavery was wrong--why do you think they trip over themselves trying to explain how the Confederacy wasn't about slavery?

16 hours later 6858733 Anonymous
>>6858711 Of course, that's the general consensus amongst a lot of people, me included.

16 hours later 6858747 Anonymous
>>6858733 I don't know why we can't just admit that the Confederacy was wrong (treason) and bad (slavery) but that the South is good. I do not understand why people (I'm talking about Southerners) think that Southern history and Southern culture begin and end in the 1860s. There are better things to take pride in than a misguided rebellion whose main purpose was to protect the right to own people as property.

16 hours later 6858752 Anonymous
>>6858747 I should add that Northerners need to shut the fuck up about it, too.

16 hours later 6858761 Anonymous
>>6858627 What does Portugal have to do with the American civil war?

16 hours later 6858763 PuRiAmDu
>>6858728 It seems like a way to not have to deal with the slavery part, just like how in school we talk a lot about the civil rights movement in the south and sort of glance over the stuff going on in the north to not have to deal with the whole "The North was just as racist as the South" issue.

16 hours later 6858766 Anonymous (1351405121648.png 1100x700 118kB)
>>6858761 Why don't you open a fucking history book once in your life.

16 hours later 6858768 Anonymous
stop being raciest op.

16 hours later 6858773 Anonymous
>>6858747 I'll give you slavery, but "treason" my fucking ass.

16 hours later 6858778 Anonymous
>>6858773 >"treason" my fucking ass Uh, what?

16 hours later 6858779 Anonymous
>>6858773 How is initiating an armed conflict because your preferred candidate didn't win an election not constitute treason?

16 hours later 6858794 Anonymous
>>6858766 I was just asking, chill out dude.

16 hours later 6858795 Anonymous (Alberta in a nutshell.jpg 1600x1067 480kB)
Do yanks even into road trips?

16 hours later 6858811 Anonymous
>>6858794 Don't worry bro, I was just being sarcastic. A long time ago, a Portuguese guy said something that started this enormous fucking debate about the civil war (albeit that what he said was for the south) It's a big inside joke in these threads.

16 hours later 6858835 Anonymous (1328992228555.gif 381x216 988kB)
>>6858811

16 hours later 6858842 Anonymous (c52.jpg 606x404 36kB)
>>6858835

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