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2012-11-21 03:08 6827990 Anonymous (sad.png 360x3302 97kB)
So, what was your country's first "friend"?

2 min later 6828023 Anonymous
Probably you guys. The UK and the rest of the British Empire were family, so I can't count them.

7 min later 6828072 Anonymous
>>6828023 Hold me, Canada.

10 min later 6828114 Anonymous
the English have been our bros since forever pretty much.

13 min later 6828152 Anonymous (1352931833140.png 636x1470 499kB)
>>6828072 i luv u america

22 min later 6828257 Anonymous
Argentina

26 min later 6828301 Anonymous
>>6828257 Fuck yeah chile. Give me a sourdick brofist

27 min later 6828309 Anonymous (1352765109851.jpg 200x200 10kB)
Spain. Our politicians were pants on head retarded.

28 min later 6828321 Anonymous (1352788481037.png 424x358 13kB)
>>6828152 wub u 2

31 min later 6828347 Anonymous
France I guess? We had established other friends during the war but france were the 1st to really be pal. They loved Benjamin Franklin to, he charmed their pants off.

32 min later 6828354 Anonymous
>>6828152 You're the only one we can show our true face to, Canada.

32 min later 6828356 Anonymous
Well, I guess portugal since we're so close together geografically. Most of South America is related to us too anyway.

33 min later 6828364 Anonymous (1338335813042.png 628x612 75kB)
You tell me. We've been at war with literally all of our neighbors.

33 min later 6828367 Anonymous (wea.jpg 615x409 34kB)
chile

33 min later 6828374 Anonymous
>>6828152 I'll gaze at our vast and beautiful backsides with you any day Canada.

34 min later 6828376 Anonymous
UK. I bet they don't even know/give a shit to it.

34 min later 6828379 Anonymous (amerindians.jpg 780x599 116kB)
Thanks for the land, brahs. We never could have established our great nation without the skulls of your dead women and children. >Friends forever.

34 min later 6828391 Anonymous
>>6828364 That's all Europe you though. But for some reason people hate the french the most.

35 min later 6828400 Anonymous
>>6828376 >give a shit to it That gross Brazil

35 min later 6828406 Anonymous
China

36 min later 6828414 Irefag the Second (1352316554075.png 1832x340 75kB)


40 min later 6828450 Anonymous
>>6828400 *give a shit about it Better?

41 min later 6828465 Anonymous
>>6827990 We don't have friends though peruvians licked our arseholes every since the beggining and for no reason at all. When they weren't looking, we sold weapons to their enemy country. Funny as fuck.

41 min later 6828467 Anonymous
We are the Israel of South America, we never had any real friends.

43 min later 6828482 Anonymous
Our "first friend was France.

47 min later 6828523 Anonymous
>>6828467 Considering there are tons of jews here, that shouldn't come up as a surprise.

51 min later 6828563 Anonymous
The United Kingdom

1 hours later 6828700 Anonymous (ragusaball.png 461x388 8kB)
>>6827990 >>6828347 >>6828482 >implying the first country to recognize us was not the Republic of Ragusa

1 hours later 6828713 Anonymous
China

1 hours later 6828720 Anonymous
USA ;_;

1 hours later 6828730 Anonymous
>>6828713 serbs

1 hours later 6828763 Anonymous
No one. Northern enemy: Russia, sometimes Poland-Lithuania. Western enemy: Austria. Eastern enemy: Iran. and other Mediterranean Enemies. At WWI Germans, Austrians and Hungarians.

1 hours later 6828779 Anonymous
>>6828720 You'll always have a special place in my heart, Mexibro.

1 hours later 6828790 Anonymous (Belgium-UK.jpg 335x400 29kB)
I-I-I guess the Brits? Our Prince Albert and your Queen Victoria were apparently extremely close. Oh, and you joined WWI to protect our neutrality. Thanks.

1 hours later 6828822 Anonymous
>So, what was your country's first "friend"? Native Americans. >>6828779 >my heart I never heard prison referred to in that way.

1 hours later 6828834 Anonymous
>>6828730 Serbs and Greeks are our brothers, not only friends ^__^

1 hours later 6828855 Anonymous
>>6828822 why are you so mean ;_;

1 hours later 6828900 Anonymous (pirate-warship.jpg 400x214 25kB)
If Pre-Hispanic Philippines is taken to account, I'd say the other Malay states/kingdoms/tribes. ...whom we also raided.

1 hours later 6828952 Anonymous
What is a friend?

1 hours later 6829039 Anonymous (1351205224026.png 938x436 35kB)
>>6828952 A person you can enjoy time with.

1 hours later 6829047 Anonymous
>>6829039 LOL

1 hours later 6829080 Anonymous
Portugal

1 hours later 6829090 Anonymous
>>6829039 Delete that wall between Canda and US. Longest undefended border inna world and all that jazz.

1 hours later 6829101 Anonymous
>>6829080 Not Denmark?

2 hours later 6829159 Anonymous
China. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People's_Republic_of_China%E2%80%93Malaysia_relations

2 hours later 6829164 Anonymous
>>6829159 Adopted Son, I am dissapoint

2 hours later 6829180 Anonymous
New Jersey

2 hours later 6829183 Anonymous
>>6829164 It said first friend. We only met 1000 years later after China.

2 hours later 6829186 Anonymous
France may get a lot of shit, but I'll always have a cozy little spot for them in my heart. :)

2 hours later 6829189 Anonymous
>>6829183 <3

2 hours later 6829286 Anonymous (1344106118017.png 235x265 54kB)
>>6829180

2 hours later 6829327 Anonymous
Greenland i guess. We've been fighting with every other neighbouring countries and we don't give a shit about any other countries.

2 hours later 6829329 Anonymous (brofist of bene.gif 214x199 26kB)
>>6829180

2 hours later 6829333 Anonymous
Costa Rica

2 hours later 6829345 Anonymous
>>6828790 Man I know that is an actor, but if Albert actually looked similar to that in real life, he must've been one handsome dude

2 hours later 6829371 Anonymous
If by friendship you mean signing some papers it was Soviet union or Nazis.

2 hours later 6829379 Anonymous (normandie.jpg 550x312 41kB)
France, always and forever. We're like a squabbling old married couple. Sometimes we have affairs with other countries but we always come back to one another and stick together.

2 hours later 6829384 Anonymous (6a00d83451584369e20162fc0530f7970d-800wi.jpg 214x224 40kB)
>>6829345 >Young Albert

2 hours later 6829388 Anonymous
>>6829371 What about Sweden?

2 hours later 6829394 Anonymous
>>6829388 What about it?

2 hours later 6829395 Anonymous
>>6829379 Also France and the US are like the hot chicks that everybody hates but also wants to fuck.

2 hours later 6829397 Anonymous
Soviet Russia or German Empire.

2 hours later 6829402 Anonymous
Canada or maybe France?

2 hours later 6829414 Anonymous
>>6829402 Canada did not become our friend until their monarchy allowed them to do so. Today, though, they are probably our closest friend.

2 hours later 6829420 Anonymous
>>6828114 the british know that?

2 hours later 6829421 Anonymous
>>6829414 America cannot not into history

2 hours later 6829427 Anonymous (1326742203139.png 426x364 10kB)
>>6828114 Oldest alliance in history fuck yeah.

2 hours later 6829434 Anonymous
Holland

2 hours later 6829444 Anonymous
>>6829421 1/10 I'm replying. Canada did not become remotely independent from the UK until the middle of the 19th century. The UK and the US did not become remotely close until the end of the 19th century. Canada had to tag along with every UK war until after WWI; they did not have a choice in the matter. The UK fought two wars with the US and even tried to meddle in our civil war. The UK was not our friend until much later; therefore neither was Canada.

3 hours later 6829494 Anonymous
>>6829384 DAAAAAAAAAMN

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