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2012-11-09 05:55 6644652 Anonymous (china_2343865b.jpg 620x387 77kB)
>People's Republic of China >Strongest nation on Earth for 2233 years and counting >Highest GDP on Earth >Worth 51% of the global economy >Largest population in the world >Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth >Only country with a functioning pandabear >30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth >Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones >Developing a new generation of sweatshop workers >Only country to have been to the Senkaku Islands >Only country with a private sector actively working in the Senkaku Islands >Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication >Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart >Won WWII singlehandedly >Never lost a war in its 2233 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at China now) >Leader of the free world Don't rike us? No problem. At the end of the day, you are all Chinese people. You forrow our errections. You eat our food. You watch our movies and terevision shows. You wear our crothes. You copy our vernacular. You access Chinese websites. You copy our Constitution and our Raws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The grobal economy is based on the Chinese yuan. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our Reader speaks, you risten. You are ALL Chinese people.

2 min later 6644667 Anonymous
Trolled line

4 min later 6644688 Anonymous
Chinks with disgusting oppressive hive mind culture.

5 min later 6644698 Anonymous (Henry.gif 300x162 1311kB)
>>6644652 >>6644667 Ya OP, thats OC donut steal

6 min later 6644712 Anonymous
I GET THE JOKE HE'S PARODYING HOW HIGHLY AMERICANS THINK OF THEMSELVES WHAT DID I WIN

8 min later 6644725 Anonymous
hot diggidy, i knew CHINA STRONG, but not that STRONK

12 min later 6644761 Anonymous (burger_king_pizza_burger.jpg 1024x677 730kB)
>>6644712 YOU GET PIZZA BURGER

13 min later 6644769 Anonymous
>>6644761 FUCK YEAH

14 min later 6644787 Anonymous
>>6644769 Enjoy your diabetus Canuck

16 min later 6644803 Anonymous
The only thing China has power over is making movies and games be rewritten into bigger heaps of shit than they would've been. See: Homefront, Red Dawn remake

18 min later 6644823 Anonymous
>>6644652 >Look at Vietnam >Look at China I don't get it. do you mean that there's something different about them?

21 min later 6644847 Anonymous (puzzled.jpg 732x443 29kB)
>>6644823

22 min later 6644853 Anonymous (vietnam-china-42046.jpg 300x250 14kB)
>>6644823 Look china has more gold stars for having a good noodle

24 min later 6644877 Anonymous
>>6644712 An extended break you working on the syrup fields, canachong now back on the field with you

25 min later 6644878 Anonymous (1332443211312.png 512x384 319kB)
>>6644853 Well who cares about some stupid star?

29 min later 6644906 Anonymous
>>6644652 Muslims kicked your ass before Vietnam did. Also did you learn English only to speak total shit? Learn to literature faggot.

29 min later 6644916 Anonymous
>Strongest nation on Earth for 2233 years and counting >Americans being stupid about nations again Am I glad I don't live in an artificial country.

33 min later 6644954 Anonymous
>>6644652 We go to a continent to clean garbage up once again. no thanks Illegal worker

35 min later 6644978 Anonymous
>>6644916 >implying you aren't

37 min later 6644995 Anonymous
>>6644954 >implying you don't come from a continent of garbage.

37 min later 6645000 Anonymous
Oh boy, there's nothing I love more than sitting around and listening to Chinese people talk about how they have the best culture in the world because they invented noodles.

39 min later 6645039 Anonymous
>>6644823 How about using Latin character set instead of that overtly faggy scripts. Not that the Vietnamese people invented that but Latin is over 9000 times better Also Vietnamesefag reporting in

39 min later 6645040 Anonymous
>>6645000 Oh boy, there's nothing I love more than sitting around and listening to American people talk about how they have the best culture in the world because they invented incestual rape.

40 min later 6645050 Anonymous
>>6645000 China also invented sarcasm

41 min later 6645061 Anonymous
>>6645040 You should've said burgers

41 min later 6645062 Anonymous
>>6645039 VIETNAMESE PIGGU GO HOME!!!

42 min later 6645071 Anonymous (long time.jpg 1920x1080 764kB)
>>6645039 >inb4 love you long time.

45 min later 6645097 Anonymous
>>6645061 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1iUog2lL8k

46 min later 6645104 Anonymous
>>6644878 I thought you would, CONSIDERING YOU ARE ONE!

48 min later 6645120 Anonymous
>>6645104 I'll deal with you after class!

48 min later 6645122 Anonymous
China!!! WHY DID YOU INVENT UGLIEST WOMAN IN ASIA??? CHINA GIRL FAT MOON FACE PUG DOGS AGAINST KOERAN, CAMBODIAN, VIETNAMESE AND KAZAHK WOMEN. I DISAPPOINT IN YOU CHINA.

49 min later 6645134 Anonymous
Chinese people don't care about democracy because so long as a fellow Chinese is in power they feel like they will come out on top anyway. FOB chinks in America bring these values with them.

51 min later 6645147 Anonymous (dating-a-chinese-women.jpg 300x470 57kB)
>>6645122 U WOT M8?

52 min later 6645158 Anonymous
>>6645147 No tits + super hairy k9 pussy

53 min later 6645164 Anonymous (chinese-woman.jpg 610x441 51kB)
>>6645147

54 min later 6645170 Anonymous
China surpass US economy in 2017. I don't give a fuck, who's #1, I'm just waiting to enjoy amercian butthurt on /int/ this day.

54 min later 6645171 Anonymous
>>6645134 American people don't care about democracy because so long as a fellow white is in power they feel like they will come out on top anyway. Redneck Americans in America bring these values with them.

55 min later 6645179 Anonymous (Chinesegirl.jpg 200x221 7kB)
>>6645147 *Take note - NOT A MAN.

55 min later 6645182 Anonymous
>>6645170 Like you will be sober enough to appreciate it.

56 min later 6645188 Anonymous (redcoats7151.jpg 458x346 82kB)
>United Kingdom >Strongest nation on Earth for 429 years and counting >Highest GDP on Earth >Worth 51% of the global economy >Largest population in the world >Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth >Only country with a functioning piracy >30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth >Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce steamboats >Developing a new generation of gentlemen >Only country to have been to India >Only country with a private sector actively working in China >Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication >Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart >Won WWII singlehandedly >Never lost a war in its 429 year history (India didn't win; look at them and look at Pakistan now) >Leader of the free world

57 min later 6645197 Anonymous
>>6645164 >>6645179 So sex

58 min later 6645198 Anonymous
>>6645182 I do not drink, and I hate alcoholics, it's entertainment for retards

58 min later 6645200 Anonymous
>>6645164 >>6645179 No for a moment. Seriously. Imagine going out one night to a club. Getting a little too drunk. Meeting some woman in China, who can speak enough English or whatever that you make a connection. She's funny, and good to talk to as you are feeling homesick. Somehow you end up getting way too drunk with her and sleeping with her. You wake up in the morning and see either one of these faces on the pillow next to you. Go on... picture it.

59 min later 6645203 Anonymous (6409324.png 298x375 184kB)
>>6645164 b..but beauty is on the inside

59 min later 6645204 Anonymous
>>6645164 Isn't this what 90% of the women in Australia look like? No worries m8, the Asians are just taking their island back.

59 min later 6645205 Anonymous
>>6644652 >strongest nation on earth >destroyed everything that made it strong and proud during the revolution and was the laughing stock of asia until the 90s Ahahahaha

1 hours later 6645208 Anonymous
>>6645200 >Picture yourself being a manwhore.

1 hours later 6645217 Anonymous
>>6645204 C'mon you can do that better than that. Fuck even our Prime Minister is uglier. Get a clue.

1 hours later 6645223 Anonymous
>>6645205 I think you missed the point..

1 hours later 6645225 Anonymous
>>6645208 Oh Im so sorry... You disapprove? There there...

1 hours later 6645226 Anonymous (1311190388805.gif 384x288 470kB)
>>6645200 Finaly ill be a non-virgin

1 hours later 6645235 Anonymous
>>6645223 ehhhhhh. no matter

1 hours later 6645284 Anonymous
>>6644761 le lel

1 hours later 6645292 Anonymous
>>6644652 >You copy our Constitution and our Raws. funniest implication

1 hours later 6645315 Anonymous
>highest GDP

1 hours later 6645355 Anonymous (524536_278946088852873_131138118_n.jpg 575x474 68kB)
>Never lost a war What is the Sino Japanese war, Trebek? To this day Taiwan and China are still separate entities because of the result of that conflict.

1 hours later 6645375 ThatOne台灣Anon
>Strongest nation on Earth for 2233 years and counting Really? Mongols, Turks, Romans, Persians, Indians etc. have conquered most of ancient china :|

1 hours later 6645427 Anonymous
>>6645147 1 in a billion pretty chinese girl

1 hours later 6645433 Anonymous
>>6645375 >Romans Wait what?

1 hours later 6645448 Anonymous
>You forrow our errections ohyou!.jpg

1 hours later 6645449 Anonymous
Why do SO fucking many Mainland Chinese girls have worms? I was on a date with a girl in Shanghai once and she coughed up COUGHED UP!!! a live roundworm onto her dinner plate! It was so stomach churning I had to run to the toilet and vomit. WHY CHINA WHY????

1 hours later 6645455 Anonymous
>>6645449 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1342985/Female-Chinese-students-resort-eating-roundworm-eggs -ensure-look-job-interviews.html Oh wow.

1 hours later 6645457 Anonymous
>>6645449 I give my dog medicine to keep those things at bay, perhaps they should do the same?

1 hours later 6645463 Anonymous (d5622deb.jpg 640x360 38kB)
Chinese Pikachu

1 hours later 6645470 Anonymous
>>6645455 OH FUCK! Now it all makes sense.

1 hours later 6645478 Anonymous
>>6645449 >mainlanders >human

1 hours later 6645481 Anonymous (Ur a faget.jpg 600x600 49kB)
>>6645463 Chinese Pikachu confirmed as best Pikachu

1 hours later 6645491 Anonymous (surprise.jpg 300x251 28kB)
>>6645455 You got to do what you got to do when the economy gets tough.

1 hours later 6645507 Anonymous (TheWaratSea.jpg 1338x650 260kB)
The sleeping lion nation.lol

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