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2012-10-29 05:25 6484401 Anonymous (205693384_a62a68dfcd1.jpg 500x375 152kB)
Look, I'm doing a homework about world cultures and I need you to tell me about some bizarre customs and traditions about your country...

2 min later 6484421 Anonymous
>>6484401 we eat dog meat and balut.

3 min later 6484427 Anonymous
fat people are praised as courageous

4 min later 6484434 Anonymous
We predict the length of winter based upon whether or not a specific groundhog sees his shadow.

4 min later 6484441 Anonymous
we like to behead heads...

4 min later 6484442 Anonymous (peettuu.jpg 295x186 6kB)
We eat wood and hay

4 min later 6484443 Anonymous
google is your friend.... ok, a bizarre taste here: a lot of brs simply love chicken hearts in the barbecue

5 min later 6484448 Anonymous
We clap in movie theaters.

5 min later 6484450 Anonymous
>>6484421 But that is filipino.

6 min later 6484461 Anonymous
Also in villages they use dolls with hair of Americans and French killed in the war for shamanistic rituals.

6 min later 6484464 Anonymous
We're white and proud of it

7 min later 6484474 Anonymous
We like to tan artificially and beg our parents to buy new iPhones/MacBooks every year.

7 min later 6484480 sage (image.jpg 631x322 98kB)
pic related >sweatymanusingtowel.jpg

16 min later 6484532 Anonymous
>>6484480 So true it burns.

16 min later 6484534 Anonymous
>>6484480 >Mexican standoff >white people lol

18 min later 6484546 Anonymous
>>6484421 Some viet on my facebook was upset when I asked if she ate balut because she tried to say she called it something else.

20 min later 6484565 Anonymous
I hear Americans tip there taxi drivers.

22 min later 6484577 Anonymous
Every second wednesday in september all Americans during midnight strip off their clothes and chant the language of the nylarthokepepians. This is how we gained our power and global dominance.

25 min later 6484595 Anonymous
>>6484565 Yeah, that's true. I also tip my barber.

39 min later 6484673 Phil Ossiferz Stone
>>6484577 GOD DAMMIT DON'T TELL THEM

40 min later 6484678 Anonymous
>>6484565 I tip just about anyone I get a personal service from, even the guy who towels off your car at the end of the car wash. is tipping not as customary in other countries?

41 min later 6484679 Anonymous
>>6484401 We don't even know what makes us a nation.

42 min later 6484684 Anonymous
chainsaw haircuts

44 min later 6484693 Anonymous (project-roadkill-lg.jpg 460x360 67kB)
We eat animals that we run over in our trucks.

47 min later 6484702 Anonymous (1351194618482.gif 494x665 183kB)
When a very obese person walks into a store in our country instead of telling them to use their legs we give them motorized carts. >video related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs5AvIQppaE

54 min later 6484741 Anonymous
>>6484401 What happen if they take off the rings ?

55 min later 6484743 Anonymous
>>6484741 *crack*

55 min later 6484746 Anonymous
>>6484741 Their necks collapse, then they suffocate and die. I'm serious.

56 min later 6484757 Anonymous
>>6484443 My Brazilian friend made that for me once. Shit was gross, son

58 min later 6484769 Anonymous (1.png 633x352 134kB)
>>6484421 H-hobiron!

1 hours later 6484789 Anonymous
>>6484693 Some people do that here too. Out in the countryside. Makes sense, why would you waste meat?

1 hours later 6484846 Anonymous (49ca849a052511e28a3522000a1c86c8_6.jpg 306x306 43kB)
>>6484746 Actually no, I've watched the documentary of a Karen woman removing her neck rings and her neck is fine, it just appear a little longer.

1 hours later 6484862 Anonymous
>>6484565 >UK in charge of their own language

13 hours later 6491072 Anonymous (brunost.jpg 800x600 107kB)
we eat caramell cheese, in other words. brown chesse. pic relevant, brown chesse.

13 hours later 6491162 Anonymous (CQ6asbFY7ns9gq1hGLqJMa1Xo1_400.jpg 240x427 24kB)
this is a kappa.. I think not bat guy... he like a cucumber...maybe,,,

13 hours later 6491176 Anonymous
We mutilate our male children's genitals at birth and then give the foreskin to the Jews for their arcane rituals.

13 hours later 6491189 Anonymous
>>6491072 That is no cheese. It's a Norwegian invention that is just disgusting.

13 hours later 6491604 Anonymous
We were the first country to legalize porn We can have sex with animals

13 hours later 6491646 Anonymous (japan.jpg 547x183 24kB)
What the hell?

13 hours later 6491679 Anonymous
>>6491646 wwwwwwwwwwwww

13 hours later 6491711 añamemby (1289591441693.png 342x408 147kB)
>>6491646

13 hours later 6491770 Anonymous
>>6491162 he's more like a turtle man.

13 hours later 6491773 Anonymous
>>6491646 >This is a kappa... >I don't think he is a bad guy... >He would like a cucumber...maybe...

13 hours later 6491803 Anonymous
>>6491072 >Knife How horrible! Do you have no pride?

13 hours later 6491848 Anonymous (3e348d50e58c58a7cca135acbfc9a573.jpg 480x393 36kB)
>>6491646

13 hours later 6491980 Anonymous (Zemaiciu_Alka_%28Samogitian_Alka%29[1].jpg 800x495 151kB)
Lithuania has five ethnographic regions. The one of particular interest is Samogitia. Despite Lithuania having been a Catholic country for several hundreds of years, a large portion of rural Samogitians are still pagan. They have these little shrines in their homesteads, they show respect to wild adders and worship fire. They even have druids and virgin maidens that help with various rituals held in forests throughout the year. They're also very xenophobic. Picture related, it's one of their places of worship. I'm not toking about the Romuva movement, by the way. That's just a club for hipsters.

14 hours later 6492037 Anonymous
shoes on in the house

14 hours later 6492085 Anonymous
>>6491980 >a large portion of rural Samogitians are still pagan >They even have druids >various rituals held in forests Are you fucking shitting me...

14 hours later 6492148 Anonymous
>>6484769 why is minchi so lewd?

14 hours later 6492307 Anonymous (sinterklaas-met-pieten.jpg 360x542 72kB)
Every year, the 5th of december, some white guy in a red suit and a hat comes in and has Moor slaves. These are all blackface white dudes in colourful outfits. Mostly for kids but it is an excuse to eat like an animal. Legend has it he came from Spain, but it is actually a Turkish bishop from Mira, who sailed to Europe a few times, including the Netherlands, to help kids, and he did in fact have Moor slaves, but was known for his excellent treatment of them. Parents scare their kids into listening, because if you do not listen his "zwarte pieten"(the name for Moor slaves)will put you into the bag and take you to Spain where you have to wipe his butt after he poops. He always rides a "flea-bitten" gray stallion, even over rooftops as he delivers the presents to kids in the night, and always come in via the chimney. One of the bestkept secrets is how he gets into houses with no chimney, but his pieten always find a way. Put your shoe, put a sugarcube in it or a carrot for the horse, maybe some candy for they old guy, sing as loud and as good as you can, he has to hear you so he will not skip over your house, go to sleep, and next morning there will be presents in your shoe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRUDf4TNb1A Anywhere else in the world they mad and call us racist as all hell, meanwhile we keep partying.

14 hours later 6492447 Anonymous (foto1.jpg 405x318 101kB)
we eat this fuckers, they are delicious. We call them cuy, americlaps call them guinea pigs.

14 hours later 6492495 Anonymous (cuy2.jpg 1600x1200 743kB)
>>6492447

14 hours later 6492559 Anonymous
>>6484442 Explain.

14 hours later 6492602 Anonymous
>>6492447 >>6492495 Do they taste like porks or rodents?

14 hours later 6492631 Anonymous
>>6492447 no, poor hamsters

14 hours later 6492635 Anonymous
>>6491162 But Japan, that's Sha Gojyo.

14 hours later 6492638 Anonymous (cavia gebraden.jpg 2560x1920 1201kB)
>>6492602 Stringy meat, just like dog. Also too much little bones. It is no good.

14 hours later 6492653 Anonymous
>>6492602 like a rabit

14 hours later 6492657 añamemby
>>6484757 you are so gay you only eat tofu dicks

14 hours later 6492670 Anonymous (brownbread.jpg 500x340 36kB)
>Non-Americans actually describe odd customs. >Americans make social commentary, because "when you think about it, us privileged first-worlders are the real freaks." Fuck off back to Reddit and Tumblr. In New England, you can get canned molasses bread that's supposed to be eaten with baked beans. It's delicious, but what's with the tin can?

14 hours later 6492681 Anonymous
>>6492638 This anon tells it like it is.

14 hours later 6492716 Anonymous
On November the fifth we make life size dummies of Guy Fawkes and burn them in huge bonfires. Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the House of Lords, the plan failed and he was burnt at the stake.

14 hours later 6492717 Anonymous
>>6484480 Most Canadians I've met are actually elitist jerks who are impolite but in a beta passive-agressive way.

14 hours later 6492792 Anonymous (Paniki_manado.jpg 2878x2161 884kB)
>>6492638 >>6492653 In Manado, they eat bats. I have yet to try it though.

14 hours later 6492864 Anonymous (images.jpg 213x236 8kB)
We wear socks with sandals.

14 hours later 6492889 Anonymous
>>6492670 >tfw you're Italian and people get disgusted that you eat cow intestines and use ground organs in your ground meat-based dishes. Fuck anyone who thinks we don't eat weird shit, and fuck anyone who gets grossed out by eating ground organs mixed in with ground meat.

14 hours later 6492935 Anonymous
>>6492889 Aren't you just describing sausages?

15 hours later 6492970 Anonymous
>>6492935 Various things. Basically anything involving ground meat can be expected to have some sort of ground organs in it (nobody wants to waste it, even though they taste disgusting). Sausage is made by wrapping the meat in pig intestines, the cow intestines are used in a type of sauce.

15 hours later 6493108 Anonymous
>>6492447 >>6492495 How fucking dare you eat such adorable creatures God damn savages

15 hours later 6493643 Anonymous (Neger bitte.jpg 408x488 104kB)
>>6492307

22 hours later 6498357 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju_xMh5xp2I Every other person under the age of 18 tries to act like a ghetto thug in 'Murika

23 hours later 6499175 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJtiAVKIDc http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar%C3%ADa_Lionza

23 hours later 6499223 DAVY
Why are Asian countries into mutilation so much?

23 hours later 6499273 Anonymous
>>6484401 The Purple wallaby - The Purple-neck Rock Wallaby [Petrogale Purpureicollis], inhabits the Mt Isa region in Northwest Queensland. The Wallaby secretes a dye that transforms its face and neck into colours ranging from light pink to bright purple. Aboriginals used to catch the wallaby and the entire tribe would wipe their cocks all over its face to paint their genitals purple. This was especially used if the men did not want anymore children.

23 hours later 6499310 Anonymous
>>6499223 cuz we hardcore nao!

23 hours later 6499325 Anonymous
We kill blond/light eyed babies as a tradition.

23 hours later 6499332 DAVY
>>6499310 No, seriously. Piercings, neck stretching, tattos, cutting something off. I remember some kingdom/tribe in China or Mongolia where the king wanted newborn girls to have their legs tied together so they would waddle around when they get older. I don't know of European cultures doing such, aside from maybe war paint with woad flowers.

23 hours later 6499336 Anonymous
>>6499325 i hate you for vasco da gama

23 hours later 6499339 Anonymous
We have tradition of baking Russian in butter. "Ryssä on Ryssä vaikka voissa paistaisi"

23 hours later 6499345 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIN8Cm5rYXY

23 hours later 6499351 Anonymous
>>6499336 lel, why? He was a cool lad.

27 hours later 6499405 Anonymous
>>6484846 Yeah it's because the rings push the clavicle down, they don't actually stretch the neck.

27 hours later 6499424 Anonymous
>>6499336 & I hate you for turning us into mudslime & make us attacking our Portuguese trader.

27 hours later 6499467 Anonymous
>>6499424 I just had an image of bikini clad Malaysian chicks and lots of HUEHUE Man, what a wasted opportunity.

27 hours later 6499472 Anonymous
>>6484757 I had chicken hearts from a Brazilian restaurant down the street from my house, it was pretty good when you stopped thinking about them being hearts.

28 hours later 6499516 Anonymous
>>6499467 Haha.. If we never listen to retarded goafag & continue befriend with Albuqueque perhaps we become brazil 2.0 with half of our population were catholic. We are quite easy to sway here.

34 hours later 6502931 Anonymous
>>6499273 Abos. For fucks sake...

34 hours later 6503295 Anonymous
We eat horse and whale. We take our shoes off before going into a house. We eat raw fish over rice. We create weird anime and variety shows.

34 hours later 6503307 Anonymous (1345835572314.jpg 500x375 34kB)
>>6499273 >mysides.jpg

34 hours later 6503351 Anonymous (1346122779806.jpg 1920x1080 339kB)
>>6499273 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple-necked_rock-wallaby >mfw it's real

34 hours later 6503382 añamemby (images.jpg 210x240 8kB)
>>6499472 see? a respectable man they're salty and so tasty.... mmmh i craves chicken hart bbq nao

34 hours later 6503455 Anonymous (1210711958_f.jpg 500x378 12kB)
>>6499273 >>6503351 what the fuck man...

34 hours later 6503534 Anonymous (1301495759028.jpg 500x500 67kB)
>>6492447 >>6492495 heartless fuckers

35 hours later 6503601 Anonymous
Old Arabs used to make an ugly girl walk with the pride during the festival , in order to make the groom see his future wife more beautiful

35 hours later 6503746 Anonymous
>>6491162 >cucumber Okay, Japan wins. Or maybe it just sounds ridiculous because of the horrible english

35 hours later 6503934 Anonymous
>>6503746 Well・・・・ Where is czech republic?? Is that Country name??

35 hours later 6503965 Anonymous
>>6503934 proxy pls go

35 hours later 6503970 Anonymous
>>6503934 ...in Western Europe

35 hours later 6503987 Anonymous
>>6503351 >>6503455 Not even real Thanks for nothing

35 hours later 6504031 Anonymous
In Columbia they fuck donkeys because they think it makes there dicks bigger.....

35 hours later 6504117 Anonymous
>>6503934 they are Baltan

35 hours later 6504240 Anonymous
>>6503965 A proxy ? Really ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1vddEGVX8Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOkKY6FzgZ0

35 hours later 6504241 Anonymous
>>6504117 Baltan??? Look like Texas.

35 hours later 6504264 Anonymous
>>6492638 Wat de neuk jonge. Vertel er meer over

35 hours later 6504299 Anonymous
>>6504241 What are u bitchin about me, gook.

35 hours later 6504323 Anonymous
>>6504241 >>6504299 Arr rook same

36 hours later 6504328 Anonymous
>>6504299 釣りなのか? マジなのか?www

36 hours later 6504346 Anonymous
>>6504299 My American friend taught me yesterday that gooks are chinese and nips are Japanese

36 hours later 6504368 Anonymous
>>6504347 >stop 何でマジになってるの?w hahaha

36 hours later 6504396 Anonymous (s.png 508x380 167kB)
>>6492559 During the Napoleonic wars, wheat crops failed in Norway and people were forced to use the dried phloem from the bark of trees instead of wheat when making bread. This gave the bread a bitter taste and discouloured it, as well as making it very hard and porous. They're known as "barkebrød" ("bark bread") in Norway. Google Images returns the same image as the Finnish guy's, so I assume that's what he's talking about.

36 hours later 6504441 Anonymous
>>6504323 Ah Ok sorry czech is チェコか。 Again sorry

36 hours later 6504446 Anonymous (peru shaman.jpg 3500x2403 712kB)
>>6504031 See one go at it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw&t=12m12s He really gets into it. >>6504264 In Korea en de Filipijnen eten ze hond, en een oom is getrouwd met een Peruaanse. Die haalt zo bij de dierenwinkel cavia's, voor het eten, en ik at mee. Zijn eerdere vrouw as Filipijnse, en die haalde gewoon hond in Amsterdam. In Amsterdam kan je alles halen. Haar broer komt hier en is verbaasd dat er eendjes zomaar rondzwemmen. Moesten we hem ophalen toen ie belde met z'n prepay. Die lul was met vuilniszak op zoek naar de vijver om die eenden te vangen, was ie daar verdwaald, met dat gekke petje op z'n kop. "Ze zagen er zo lekker uit". Peruanen, echt. Derdewereldland daar.

36 hours later 6504486 Anonymous
>>6504441 >Implying I can understand spilled rice

36 hours later 6504564 Anonymous
>>6504486 so sorry.... but that Spelling・・・

36 hours later 6504674 Anonymous (1339370886599.jpg 465x348 62kB)
>>6504446 This is just..... wow.

42 hours later 6509615 Anonymous
There is a legend from Kansas "If you clap 20 times in 2 seconds, the great burger fairy will appear" I think its bullshit tho

43 hours later 6509677 Anonymous
Every summer for one weekend, everybody and their mother piles up in boats and planes to fly to Westman Islands to party The highest amount of crime happens during this weekend (people breaking into vacant houses and bitches gettin' raped)

44 hours later 6510354 Anonymous
>>6492670 >eating squishy brown paste from a can labeled "BM" Welp, not going to New England.

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