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2012-10-24 09:07 6427973 TheLoneWyoming (1347363453494.png 992x718 234kB)
Why are Europeans who visit so horny for cowboys. Both your men and women ( Mostly Western Europeans and the Dutch ) look at cowboys like we walked out of some sort of story book, It's nice but kind creepy when the Dutch guy wanted to borrow my hat and gun

2 min later 6428004 Anonymous
>>6427973 The idea of the Southern Gentlemen. Also about the guns and shit, I think it's because most European males are kind of pussies, so it's exciting when there is a manly man with a gun who speaks like Clint Eastwood.

4 min later 6428031 Anonymous
>>6428004 My mule don't like you laughin' at him for bein' a pussy.

6 min later 6428048 Anonymous
>implying japs arent the biggest cowboyboos

6 min later 6428052 TheLoneWyoming
>>6428004 You have no idea how often we are asked to do the line from dirty harry if a tourists meets me. The man of Dixie is a different man then the Cowboys

7 min later 6428064 Anonymous
Because cowboys are one of the few positive stereotypes you have. Especially here.

7 min later 6428076 Anonymous
Think of it this way. Japanese have samurai and ninjas. Sweden has vikings. British have pirates. You have cowboys.

7 min later 6428077 TheLoneWyoming
>>6428064 I know of you Dutchmen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvfX5hbhBnw&feature=BFa&list=LLa1CAAWoAKDsM7hS_1UioCQ

10 min later 6428113 TheLoneWyoming
>>6428076 >England >Pirates You know Mr.Latuff by any chance

12 min later 6428150 Anonymous
>>6428076 We have pirates, wait, wut?

13 min later 6428168 Anonymous
Did you take them shooting? My britfag cousin was absolutely terrified of guns. Now he begs me to take him to the range every time he visits.

16 min later 6428209 Anonymous
>>6428168 Your cousin's lucky, all my amerifat cousins are in the New York, Boston areas and a few in California. I really want a cousin in Texas or something.

17 min later 6428221 TheLoneWyoming
>>6428168 Of course I did.Girls were scared of the revolver I carried but we got them to shoot. The men were okay shots for their first times there was a Welshmen who shot it once and jumped up screaming about how it was cool .

18 min later 6428232 Anonymous
>>6428150 Pirate talk is based on Cornish accent as many pirates were of Cornish origin.

20 min later 6428258 Anonymous
>>6427973 Play inquisition instead. Play wars with Turky and stuff. Take part at the magnificent event called Middle Ages. Kill jews and die from plague. Do everything what your country has never had. And won't ever do. There were only cowboys and the federal reserve system.

21 min later 6428268 Anonymous
Man I went to visit cousins in Poland they expected me to speak English in a heavy southern accent. I have never and will never visit any southern state. I have lived in New Jersey my entire fucking life and even then I don't have a typical NJ accent. It's a weird mix between midwest and NY from what people tell me. And sometimes people think I wasn't even BORN in America because of my 'accent'. I fucking HATE stereotypes.

22 min later 6428288 Anonymous
>>6428262 He was explaining to me how there are Pirates in Britain. Good job being dumb as fuck.

24 min later 6428309 TheLoneWyoming
>>6428268 Guido

24 min later 6428311 Anonymous
>>6428268 New Jersey? Are you a gorilla juice head that likes to gym tan and laundry and beat the music? snicker,snicker^^

26 min later 6428329 Anonymous
>>6428077 Obligatory. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2BojZbajYQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0iNvCUzLhU It's a shame only a limited amount of Dutch songs are on YouTube. Otherwise we could culturally enrich the world.

26 min later 6428330 Anonymous
>>6428268 How do NY and NJ accents look like?

27 min later 6428336 Anonymous
>>6428309 >guidos I have only ever met one in my life, and he did ironically to piss off his Italian parents. >>6428311 Lots of guys go to the gym and listen to shitty music but they're nowhere close to being ripped and shit.

27 min later 6428343 Anonymous
>>6428330 Lots of cursing, forgetting syllables and extra letters, basically unintelligible unless you've been around it a lot.

32 min later 6428402 TheLoneWyoming
>>6428330 Sound like *

33 min later 6428409 Anonymous
>>6428268 >I have never and will never visit any southern state And we don't want you to visit.

33 min later 6428411 Anonymous
>Belgians in charge of stereotypes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DxGcHt9aTE

34 min later 6428420 TheLoneWyoming
>>6428409 Lol hick all mad an sheet >>6428411 VIdeo Blocked but name is I am in Folk

34 min later 6428422 Anonymous
>>6428409 It's honestly a pretty shitty place if you want a metropolitan type of life. And I got lots of discrimination for mentioning Catholicism around some people.

35 min later 6428439 Anonymous
>>6428420 It's better to be a hick than a guido.

36 min later 6428457 Anonymous
>>6428439 There are 0 guidos in NJ. It's a worse stereotype than Texan cowboys. Because those actually still do exist.

36 min later 6428462 Anonymous
>>6428422 What happens if you mention evolution?

37 min later 6428476 Anonymous
>>6428462 I imagine that it's taught in public schools just like rest of the US but some older people might be a bit hostile to the idea.

37 min later 6428479 Anonymous
>>6428422 >metropolitan type of life Only women, gays, and metrosexuals want to live like that. >And I got lots of discrimination for mentioning Catholicism around some people. For a good reason.

38 min later 6428493 Anonymous
>>6428457 Sure thing, Gino.

39 min later 6428502 Anonymous
>>6428479 >For a good reason. I wasn't even fucking Catholic. I was discussing something with a friend of mine. >women, gays, and metrosexuals Exactly why I don't like the south. Bunch of fucking dicks who discriminate against anyone who isn't white and owns a ten gallon hat.

43 min later 6428556 Anonymous
>>6428502 Do they all remind you of Sheldon's mum?

43 min later 6428567 Anonymous
>>6428556 Sheldon?

44 min later 6428583 Anonymous
>>6428502 >I wasn't even fucking Catholic. I was discussing something with a friend of mine. Irrelevant. >Bunch of fucking dicks who discriminate against anyone who isn't white and owns a ten gallon hat. It depends were you're from. At the moment I'm going to school in Indiana and the rural folk here are very similar to their Southern neighbors.

44 min later 6428587 Anonymous
>>6428567 Don't worry.

46 min later 6428604 Anonymous
>>6428583 Irrelevant how? Can I not discuss Muslims either? Was I directly preaching about the Pope and priests molesting children? No, I was simply talking about some traditional Catholic food for Christmas or some shit.

46 min later 6428606 Anonymous
>>6428556 He's never been to the South yet he acts like an expert on it.

47 min later 6428627 Anonymous
>>6428606 I've been to Nashville for a week, and then drove around the general area for 2 weeks till I got to Charleston. Lots of friendly people but the typical southern stereotype holds true for more than you'd think.

48 min later 6428629 Anonymous
>>6428604 You're not supposed to talk about religion, politics, sex, and money with other people.

48 min later 6428631 Anonymous
>>6428232 >Cornish Pirate {{citation}} All the internets gives me is the rugby team.

51 min later 6428660 Anonymous
>>6428629 Since fucking when? What kind of bullshit is that. I wasn't talking to a complete stranger about this, this was a guy I've known for most of my life. And I wasn't yelling it so everybody can get the details. Some guy eavesdropped on my conversation and then a bunch of locals in the diner found out. First they started with the dirty looks. 15 minutes later after my food came they, the waitress came by and told me to eat quick and pay up fast if I wanted to "avoid any future problems".

52 min later 6428671 Anonymous
>>6428660 I think he was being sarcastic..

53 min later 6428683 Anonymous
>>6428671 Who uses sarcasm like that? Not anybody I've ever met.

54 min later 6428701 Anonymous
>>6428660 >Since fucking when? Since this country was founded? And people were probably giving you dirty looks because of your stereotypical Northeastern behavior.

55 min later 6428708 Anonymous
>>6428683 I was talking about, this guy >>6428629 Obviously you can talk about politics and stuff. I think. If not then wow how fucked up. Also your little anecdote also seems fucked up, how can people be like that? Don't they know to mind their own business. They all seem like the type of people that wait around for something to make their humdrum lives interesting.

58 min later 6428741 Anonymous
>>6428701 >stereotypical northeastern behavior Like? I was polite, thanked for my food, tipped, sat far away from the local people since I know me and my friend like to talk during our lunches, etc I saw no other reason for them to act like that unless they considered something I said offensive. And the only thing that might even REMOTELY be considered offensive was 'Catholic'. It was a simple conversation on traditional foods since this was around December. Not like I even use swear words in public either.

59 min later 6428756 Anonymous
>>6428631 google Cornish piracy instead

1 hours later 6428768 Anonymous
>>6428741 You know, I've lived in the South for most of my life and I have never heard of anybody getting mad at another person for mentioning 'Catholic'. Obviously, you're either lying (or not telling the whole truth) or you dined in the local KKK diner.

1 hours later 6428786 Anonymous
>>6428768 I don't fucking know man. It was some tiny town out in the middle of nowhere. I have no reason to lie on the internet since I have no reputation to uphold. There was honestly nothing I was doing wrong.

1 hours later 6428797 Anonymous
Netherlands at the Eurovision songfestival 2012. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCc0Iiu3DiU

1 hours later 6428952 Anonymous (miamian.png 561x557 207kB)
South Fl can't into badass cowboys. Pic related is my best guess on how the outside world thinks of us.

1 hours later 6429020 Anonymous
>>6428797 Why don't you Americans embrace your cowboy and indian roots anyway?

1 hours later 6429111 Anonymous
>>6429020 "Cowboys and Indians" is a popular children's game.

1 hours later 6429123 Anonymous
>>6428756 I see thanks. Definitely don't look for "cornhole corsair" that's a pair of eyes I will never get back.

1 hours later 6429133 Anonymous
>>6429020 I heard Americans dont even smoke the peace pipe.

1 hours later 6429180 Anonymous
>>6429133 Because Uncle Sam made it verbotten.

1 hours later 6429185 Anonymous
>>6429133 We smoke plenty of peace pipe where have you been getting your infor- >netherlands_flag.gif Oh I see. Carry on.

1 hours later 6429265 Anonymous
>>6429180 Its understandable in some ways. America doesnt negotiate with terrorists.

3 hours later 6430693 TheLoneWyoming
>>6428952 >Southern Florida >Fucking disgusting >>6429020 I am Wyoming we all do also smoking is very accepted here as long as you keep it out of work

3 hours later 6430784 Anonymous
>>6428052 Not to mention Dirty Harry is set in San Francisco. Can't they keep their Clint Eastwoods straight?

3 hours later 6430805 Anonymous
>>6428232 Pirate talk is based on the imagination of Robert Louis Stevenson, is all I know. QI told me and it's only wrong about 10 percent of the time.

3 hours later 6430840 Anonymous
>>6430784 >mfw The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and Once Upon a Time in the West are Italian movies Don't worry America. After your upcoming nuclear war with China we will keep your culture alive.

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