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2012-10-21 08:03 6385520 Anonymous DAILY REMINDER (icon150.jpg 758x547 289kB)
BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
1 min later 6385540 Anonymous
How does it feel knowing that the single most important thing people know about your country is Borat?
1 min later 6385541 Anonymous
What do you do for living, Kazakbro? Are you happy?
1 min later 6385544 Anonymous
>>6385520
What the fuck, that's not how geography works.
2 min later 6385558 Anonymous
holy shit borat
2 min later 6385559 Anonymous
>>6385540
Pretty sure ANY attention, be it positive or negative, is a good thing to kazakhstan.
2 min later 6385560 Anonymous
>>6385520
Borat agree
4 min later 6385593 Anonymous
>>6385540
how does it feel knowing that your country runned by litle girl?
5 min later 6385602 Anonymous (куда-уехали-наши-медали.jpg 597x659 171kB)
ОРЫС ШОШКА - СЕКИР БАШКА
6 min later 6385619 Anonymous
>>6385593
>All that buttmad
6 min later 6385628 Anonymous
>>6385541
Not OP here.
Currently a NEET. Looking for a job. Never went to a uni because no monies. And not getting higher education in this country is considered... it's not even considered, you MUST get higher education, period.
But, unlike those dumbfucks who spend money on degrees they don't need and then sell shit on black markets, I actually aquired some skills during my life.
So I guess I can get a job, just gotta look harder.
As for happines, meh. Not really. I started taking some light antidepressants and relaxants and life's getting better.
8 min later 6385642 Anonymous
>>6385628
you don't have free universities in KZ?
i thought all post-communist countries had that
10 min later 6385667 Anonymous
>>6385602
Wait a minute, are you trying to fool me again? Those aren't kazakhs.
>>6385642
Not really. Anything worth a shit costs money. I was naive enough to think I had a chance for a grant, but those were bought out in advance too. I had alternatives, but meh. I don't wanna waste time on shit I don't enjoy doing.
10 min later 6385670 Anonymous
>>6385642
mb becouse he's fucking idiot
10 min later 6385671 Anonymous
>>6385520
>>6385544
Two Kazakhs? Cool, I thought we only had one.
Do you actually like your country then? A lot of the Kazakhs that I've seen tend to talk bad about their country a lot, but it might just be like how we do it.
Also, what's your opinion on the other former USSR -stans? Which of them do you like/dislike?
11 min later 6385690 Anonymous
Do you guys plan to go Serbia on Central Asia?
Which country do you plan to annex first?
12 min later 6385696 Anonymous
My friend and I really want to travel to Kazakhstan.
(1) Where should we go if we go there?
(2) How can we avoid getting robbed/bamboozled?
(3) Do you want to hang out?
12 min later 6385705 Anonymous
>>6385670
>mailto:happynation
>mfw
13 min later 6385712 Anonymous
Vary naice, I like!
14 min later 6385721 Anonymous
>>6385628
>As for happines, meh. Not really. I started taking some light antidepressants and relaxants and life's getting better.
same here
14 min later 6385726 Anonymous (Kazakhstan_Slavic_2010_Rus.png 1601x1025 107kB)
>>6385667
Northern Kazakhstan je Rus!
oralmans go back to Mongolia
17 min later 6385757 Anonymous (1331762764980346.jpg 374x399 36kB)
This would be Alexander Stubb's reaction and I agree with him.
18 min later 6385777 Anonymous
>>6385690
i plan go to Slovenia srsly
>>6385671
uzbekistan is fucking assholes
kirgizstan is our litle bitch
turkmenistan gone full north corea
tajikistan and afghanistan are fail states
20 min later 6385800 Thracian (the_great_turkestan_map_by_ay_deezy-d31d5wp.png 900x466 647kB)
>>6385726
remove vodka
21 min later 6385826 Anonymous
>>6385671
The country's okay. The people are nice, the weather's nice, the nature is nice.
The government is absolute ass. I mean, not el presidente bad, but still bad. Selling out our natural resources, the only reason we're not piss poor, and spending the money on mansions in europe.
It's tolerable to live here. You have decent chances of making money and getting the fuck out. Overall, average or below I guess.
I don't really care about any of them. I don't like some of the things that happened to us due to our relations with russia, but there are also many good things that came from it, which some people like to conveniently not mention. Like, getting civilised and not getting buttfucked by china, for example.
>>6385696
1). Try a cross-country travel. Our city life is meh. Check out the nature and stuff. It'd be nice if you could stay in some of the local citizen's houses and check out our daily lives and cousine, but that's unlikely as you don't have any acquaintances here.
I don't know shit about traveling or tourism, so you can just ignore this and google kazakhstan tourism.
2). No precautions needed at all. Unless you travel in some really bydlo districts late at night.
3). Possibly, but I don't think that'd be easy to organise.
22 min later 6385843 Anonymous
>>6385726
list of our rightfull clay:
Russia: OMSK, Orenburg, Astrakhan
China: part of Xinjian
Uzbekistan: Karakalpakistan( is like half of Uzbekisatan)
22 min later 6385848 Anonymous (turkey_strong.jpg 1501x1301 437kB)
>>6385800
wet dreams
23 min later 6385858 Anonymous
>>6385777
ah cool, and i want to go to KZ sometime, i heard that your dictator built lots of really fancy buildings in your capital.
also i'd like to travel out into the limitless steppe
24 min later 6385866 Anonymous
>>6385826
> el presidente bad
>still bad
say it to my face i dare you
25 min later 6385875 Anonymous
>>6385866
>>6385826
How do you guys spend your days? What do you do in weekends? What do you people do in the weekends? I know absoutely nothing about your country.
26 min later 6385888 Anonymous
>>6385875
*What do young people
27 min later 6385913 Anonymous (semerechinskiye.jpg 800x562 148kB)
>>6385843
2000 cossacks fucked your mongol-kyrghyz desert and commies called your Kazakhstan
29 min later 6385929 Anonymous
>>6385826
Thanks for the info. I've only ever traveled once to a distant country, and it was with a group on a school trip...I wouldn't know how to organize it either haha. I think I will just try to find some people from over there and become friends with them before hand, seems better to just go meet someone you kinda know already than to wander around like an asshole. And yeah I really prefer nature to cities; cities are fun now and then but I am attracted to places with lots of natural sights or just places that are hueg.
30 min later 6385940 Anonymous
>>6385858
Yeah, the faggot's really big on building wacky shit. Guess he's overcompensating or something.
We have a building the shape of a penis, one the shape of a lighter and en entire entertainment complex the shape of a toilet stool.
He's desperate to leave a mark or some shit, trying real hard to be memorable. Even changed our national anthem.
>>6385875
Average city life. You go to work, you come back, sleep, repeat until dead. On weekends people like to sleep or watch tv. When the weather's nice, they go out in the mountains and make some barbecue. Mountains are cool.
>young people
Fuck if I know. I'm not really comfortable with talking about daily life. As I said, I'm a NEET.
But I guess they go to clubs n shit, dine in fancy places and fuck. What you'd expect.
32 min later 6385972 Anonymous
>>6385888
working all week and drinking vodka, trying to find some adventures on weekends, i spend hour for road to work and.....nah this is boring
32 min later 6385973 Anonymous
Does Kazakhstan still have a dictator, or is it democratic now?
33 min later 6385979 Anonymous
>>6385940
>>6385972
Thanks for the replies. What's the general opinion in the population? Are people happy with the country or are most people trying to emigrate?
35 min later 6386011 Anonymous
>>6385913
>cossacks are not kazakhs
36 min later 6386024 Anonymous
>>6385973
It's pretty much an autocracy by this point. All the gubmint consists of ex-commie scum who don't give a fuck about "culture", "people" and all that nonsense and try their hardest to milk the country while alive.
Once they all die out, things should get better.
>>6385979
Well the general consensus is that it's okay to live here, but if you can get out, better do it.
The peculiar thing is, though, that our russians don't want to go back to russia. They like it here better, for some reason.
37 min later 6386038 Anonymous
>Kazakhstan
>Good Drivers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03X7GSniVrc&feature=plcp
37 min later 6386039 Anonymous
>>6385929
call me if you would ever came to almaty +77009458356
37 min later 6386040 Anonymous
kazakhbro, any chance you can post us hot kazakh girls from your facebook or something? i have a thing for central asian girls, but its hard to find many decent pics
38 min later 6386048 Anonymous
>>6386040
This this this
39 min later 6386064 Anonymous
>>6386040
>hot
>kazakh girls
/0
39 min later 6386083 Anonymous
>>6386040
>>6386048
I don't have accounts on social networks. I have no idea how they work.
Use vkontakte, set nation to kazakhstan, pick a random uni.
I dunno.
Guess I could make you a fake account if you really want it.
41 min later 6386100 Anonymous (c_32150781235708.jpg 450x672 56kB)
Kazakhbro, does this girl looks kazakh ?
42 min later 6386123 Anonymous (misskazakhstan_narrowweb__300x604,0.jpg 300x604 31kB)
>>6386064
42 min later 6386125 Anonymous
>>6386100
Not really.
43 min later 6386132 Anonymous
>>6386100
she looks Spanish
44 min later 6386142 Anonymous
>>6385979
im happy, people that dont agree are liberal scum and free to emigrate, as for goverment they finnaly builded system that works and yes they made some major mistakes in the beginning
44 min later 6386145 Anonymous
>>6386125
Why not ?!?
l guess that girl l posted is whiter than kazakhs then?.
45 min later 6386153 Anonymous
>>6386145
Not asian enough.
Kazakhs are rather white.
Except for the ones with too much mongolian blood.
46 min later 6386169 Anonymous (cvcSxuhWucA.jpg 461x604 46kB)
48 min later 6386196 Anonymous (x2Ps18DmSaA.jpg 401x604 73kB)
49 min later 6386206 Anonymous (l--yOjTcNns.jpg 330x495 17kB)
>>6386040
delivered
50 min later 6386215 Anonymous (1339252452562.jpg 445x605 105kB)
>>6386083
Oh what the fuck ever.
I'll use my friend's account.
The dumbfuck never cleared cookies after using my PC.
50 min later 6386223 Anonymous (x_9339cf5e.jpg 314x604 53kB)
2/
50 min later 6386229 Anonymous (jim.png 500x280 172kB)
>>6385940
>>6386024
>mfw Kazakh anon writes a clearer English than any French here on /int/.
52 min later 6386252 Anonymous (Untitled-1.jpg 633x479 160kB)
Fucking bydlo filters piss me the fuck off.
53 min later 6386267 Anonymous
Kazakstan, greatest country in the world
No. 1 exporter of potassium
All other potassium is inferior
55 min later 6386290 Anonymous (12123123.jpg 977x732 344kB)
>CARPET
Wow, all his friends are poorfags with shitty cameras.
56 min later 6386306 Anonymous (123155sdsd1.jpg 480x639 116kB)
56 min later 6386307 Anonymous
>>6386290
Do people speak English in Kazakstan? At least in the big cities?
59 min later 6386347 Anonymous (15sdsdsd.jpg 728x724 138kB)
>>6386307
English's taught in schools.
Some schools have english specialisations.
Don't expect to have a conversation, though. Even the youth will only be able to tell you how to get from place X to Y and shit like that.
This one's got an exotic face. A strap-on would look good on her.
59 min later 6386352 Anonymous
do you all look asian, half asian?
do you consider yourselves asian?
if not, what?
what do you consider your neighbors, friends, foes, irrelevant?
1 hours later 6386357 Anonymous
>>6385593
10/10
Great success!
1 hours later 6386376 Anonymous (gdp per.png 1003x694 81kB)
Kazakhstan was very poor like other -stans and now it's richer than Ukraine
thanks to Nursultan Abishevich
1 hours later 6386401 Anonymous
>>6386306
50/10 would bang
1 hours later 6386434 Anonymous
for amerifat that called me, lets skype tommorow s.maxat82 perhabs this shoud work
1 hours later 6386468 Anonymous (13121233asdasd.jpg 975x727 150kB)
>>6386352
Asian. With some slight hints of european facial features.
Some of us have a bit of arabic look. Some are ugly ching chongs.
That happens when you live in the middle of a continent.
We consider ourselves asians, but not the far eastern types. China is a danger. The other central asian countries are pretty much irrelevant. Russia is like a stepdad who'll sell you into slavery the second vodka runs out, but for now friendly.
The mountain niggers are total faggots. They dared to initiate an act of terror earlier this year, our first one in forever. In response to tightening the laws around religious cults. The fucks smuggle drugs through us to russia too. Disgusting.
Allright, this is getting creepy as shit and I'm gonna stop posting photos unless there are any objections.
1 hours later 6386475 Anonymous
>>6386434
I called you.
1 hours later 6386494 Anonymous
>>6386475
1 hours later 6386501 Anonymous
>>6386468
A wild objection appears!
1 hours later 6386533 Anonymous (123sdasd1.jpg 1058x589 270kB)
>>6386501
Oh goddomnot.
Shitty poorfag cameras everywhere.
1 hours later 6386569 Anonymous (fasd2323.jpg 664x723 173kB)
This one would be ok if she stopped making retarded facial expressions in every photo she takes.
1 hours later 6386582 Anonymous
>>6386533
Damn, that girl has really big cheekbones.
Can you post some that are in bikinis?
1 hours later 6386610 Anonymous
i had few kazakh friends in theuniversity
they were good fellas
1 hours later 6386618 Anonymous
Do you speak Kazakh, Russian, both, neither?
Which do you prefer?
Where do you see your country in 20 years?
What would you change?
Also, your flag is cool and these girls are really pretty. I hope to see Kazakhstan and other central Asian countries prosper one day.
1 hours later 6386621 Anonymous
>>6386582
>kazakhstan
>bikinis
it's a landlocked country and the aral sea is practically all dried up
1 hours later 6386625 Anonymous
Your people look interesting. Asian features, but not like east asians. A bit like an European-Asian mix. Keep posting pictures but also tell us the things about your country Borat didn't teach us.
1 hours later 6386632 Anonymous
>>6386621
Oh, right.
I forgot about that....
1 hours later 6386638 Kebabonis
>>6386468
hello turkicbro
how do real turks look like? as you are more turkic then we turks
1 hours later 6386654 Anonymous
Stop using shitty filters everywhere, fuck.
>>6386582
I have rather large cheekbones too. Squarehead master race.
>Can you post some that are in bikinis?
Dunno, stuff's rare. Kazakhstan is a bit purist.
>>6386610
Yeah, we're a friendly bunch.
>>6386618
Both.
English.
Either glorious raise into civilisation or complete decancence. Or maybe it'll just stay the same. Fuck if I know, I'm not big on that stuff.
I'd fire all of our gubmint and get some fresh idealistic blood in there. Cynical commie fucks ruling the country is unhealthy.
Thanks.
1 hours later 6386661 Anonymous (1231231231.jpg 794x596 156kB)
>>6386654
Forgot pic
1 hours later 6386683 Anonymous (mfw.jpg 371x235 14kB)
Hi OP,
Can you give me some good traditional music from your (glorious) Kazakhstan ?
Merci !
1 hours later 6386688 Anonymous (123123123.jpg 1049x697 260kB)
Ah, you guys haven't seen my classmates. Some of em were gorgeous. As in cute.
Shame I alienated everyone I knew.
1 hours later 6386703 Anonymous
>>6386683
I love this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqMjAWvrtBc
1 hours later 6386716 Anonymous (kazakhstan1.jpg 227x342 22kB)
>>6386064
>>6386582
1 hours later 6386744 Anonymous
>>6386632
oh actually i forgot about the caspian sea. hmm
do people ever go swimming in kazakhstan? is it too cold usually?
1 hours later 6386795 Anonymous
>>6386683
That image made me laugh so much.
1 hours later 6386801 Anonymous
Are you muslim?
Are people very religious there?
Have your people forsaken the great Sky-father? You should go back to Tengri. Jesus is for retards and Mohammed is for pedophiles.
1 hours later 6386810 Anonymous (asdwds132.jpg 594x396 99kB)
>>6386683
Damn, I'm not sure if we have a lot of stuff uploaded on the internet. We have a real great symphonic orchestra but they don't release music on disks. There are some uploads tho.
http://kiwi.kz/search/?keyword=курмангазы+оркестр&search-submit=Найти
Check out this link, it's our video hosting website. The first row is featured videos, don't click em.
Check out this band, they're swell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebUKYQKL9bA
>>6386744
Yeah, we do. Balkash, Alakol, even that dirty pond Kapchagai. All very popular.
1 hours later 6386846 Anonymous (asdsd23231.jpg 644x700 194kB)
Stop doing that face.
And get a good camera.
>>6386801
Nah, not religious in the slightest.
Not really religious. They call themselves muslims and that's pretty much it. Others are a bit more into it, but not to the point of altering their lives. There are, of course hardcore islamists but people usually don't really like them. There are also cultists and everybody hates them.
Fuck, I'd love to go back to tengriism. But alas, probably won't happen.
1 hours later 6386852 Turk
>>6386801
>Have your people forsaken the great Sky-father?
I really get depressed when I think about this.
1 hours later 6386879 Anonymous
>all these qt kazakh girls
i hope one day to have cute turkic gf and do le turan face all day and night
1 hours later 6386883 Anonymous (13123122311.jpg 493x725 133kB)
Yay, I found a whole album of subjectively attractive kazakh girls.
This one's underage I think.
1 hours later 6386897 Anonymous
>>6386703
>you will never ride the steppes with your wife praising the great sky-god tengri
why did you convert to islam turkleri, you could have converted all europe to superior tengrist master race
1 hours later 6386899 RoustamRaza (1350075951897.png 500x417 308kB)
IN MY CONUTRY THERE IS PROBLEM
AND THE PROBLEM IS THE TURK
THEY TAKE EVERYBODYS CLAY
THEY NEVER GIVE IT BACK...
THROW THE TURK DOWN THE WELL...
SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE!
WE MUST REMOVE THAT KEBAB FAST
THEN WE'LL HAVE A BIG PARTY!!
1 hours later 6386900 Anonymous (123123123123.jpg 446x725 122kB)
This one would be typically kazakh if not that nose.
What the fuck is with that nose?
1 hours later 6386901 Anonymous (ftp.png 500x573 392kB)
>>6386883
1 hours later 6386903 Anonymous
>>6386879
>tfw I have qt Uralic gf
Close enough.
1 hours later 6386904 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHfF9wbZxwE
Korky Bucek :) Enjoy
1 hours later 6386914 Anonymous
>>6386883
>attractive kazakh girls
wut
1 hours later 6386924 Anonymous
>>6386914
Don't be a dick, Henk.
1 hours later 6386932 Anonymous (asasdsd1231.jpg 596x536 112kB)
Forgot I had this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u_3WMPQzdM
>>6386914
>subjectively
1 hours later 6386952 Anonymous (123123123asdasd.jpg 595x445 99kB)
>filters
Fuck
1 hours later 6386954 Anonymous
>>6386914
Opkankeren, kaaskop. Al de meisjes in die foto's zijn prachtig. Jij houdt dan wel meer van lul he?
1 hours later 6386971 Anonymous (1347010229954.jpg 300x300 13kB)
>>6386954
mfw i'm behind proxy and I have no clue what you are saying
1 hours later 6386973 Anonymous (1231231231231.jpg 1054x697 227kB)
A'aight, you fags done beating off?
Getting real tired of this shit.
1 hours later 6386997 Anonymous
that gülen-saudi-muslim brother shit will try to leak in your country sooner or later
never let that happen
1 hours later 6387014 Turk (ES.jpg 517x332 47kB)
>>6386897
Some of us were forced to, some pretended to believe in Islam to make allience with sand people. Also don't use Google Translate, "Türkleri" means "Turks of".
>>6386899
IN MY CONUTRY THERE IS PROBLEM
AND THE PROBLEM IS THE ARMENIAN
THEY BACK STAB EVERYBODY
THEY NEVER PULL IT BACK...
THROW THE ARMENIAN DOWN THE WELL...
SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE PURE!
WE MUST REMOVE THAT KHOROVATS FAST
THEN WE'LL HAVE A BIG PARTY!!
1 hours later 6387023 Anonymous
>>6386971
He called you faggot because you disliked a girl.
Yeah, it's not the strongest insult.
1 hours later 6387025 Anonymous
>>6386810
moar
1 hours later 6387029 Turk
>>6386997
This. Listen to this guy. Don't let Allahu Ackbars in your country.
1 hours later 6387039 Anonymous
>>6387025
>djibouti
nigga pls
1 hours later 6387049 Anonymous
>>6387025
>djibouti
1 hours later 6387053 Anonymous (s.png 626x454 75kB)
World famous Kazakhstani compound.
>>6387025
Pic out window with timestamp pls.
1 hours later 6387056 Anonymous
>>6387025
whoa hi
post some djibouti girls with nice boutis
1 hours later 6387061 Anonymous (1350846469516.jpg 491x404 33kB)
>>6387025
Nice proxy brah
1 hours later 6387068 Anonymous (1344118438344.jpg 525x393 29kB)
>>6387039
time for some cultural enrichment heh?
1 hours later 6387070 Anonymous (1231123.jpg 437x589 125kB)
>>6387025
Allright.
Just for you.
>tfw used to know this girl
1 hours later 6387099 Anonymous (sdsdsd13.jpg 410x733 110kB)
This one's noice.
1 hours later 6387117 Anonymous
>>6386932
>>6386952
>>6386973
>>6387070
>>6387099
arr rook same
1 hours later 6387140 Anonymous (asasdasd1313.jpg 482x726 101kB)
>>6387099
Noice indeed.
>>6387117
Pretty sure that's a universal thing. Most people dress the same, have the same haircuts and take the same photos with shitty filters and angles.
1 hours later 6387158 Anonymous
>>6387117
so do your nordic girls
just throwing that out there
though i have discovered i have a hankering for dem sweet kazakh girls now
1 hours later 6387160 Anonymous
>>6387117
>norway
>white
2 hours later 6387186 Anonymous (123123123123asd-1.jpg 1042x697 243kB)
And that's enough stalking for one day.
I promised to get my shit together and it's 2:00 here already.
2 hours later 6387195 Anonymous
>>6386703
>>6386810
>>6386932
Thanks!
2 hours later 6387203 Anonymous (i-know-that-feel.jpg 500x461 16kB)
>>6386688
2 hours later 6387217 RoustamRaza
>>6387014
its not funny cuz u actually did
2 hours later 6387254 Anonymous
>>6387186
Do want.
2 hours later 6387302 Anonymous
>>6387186
Thanks for the effort.
I'm sure you've helped create a new fetish for a couple of guys.
2 hours later 6387307 Anonymous
Couple of years ago i went to Turkey for a vacation. Met girls from kazakstan, 10/10, great personality, we got along nicely and shit.
Couldn't keep in touch as no faebook back then.
2 hours later 6387318 Anonymous
>>6387302
Fetishes are always great
2 hours later 6387339 Anonymous
>>6387318
If the world knew more about Kazakhstan you might be in for a new round of conquest, pillaging and most of all womin' stealin'!
2 hours later 6387345 Anonymous
i always found that post-soviet countries had the most down to earth people, especially you kazakhs
2 hours later 6387375 Anonymous
>>6387339
>Croats
>civilized
2 hours later 6387399 Anonymous
>>6387339
I'd be up for that myself.
I'm a massive nordiboo and wanted to change my name to Olaf Nordsby as a teenager, move to norway, play in a folk-death band and participate in medieval battle reenactments.
But alas. I look so typically kazakh that once I was approached by a painter who asked me to pose for his painting of a traditional kazakh hero.
2 hours later 6387404 Anonymous
>>6387375
Leck mich am Arsch Friztel. Was hat das jetzt mit diesem Thread zu tun?
2 hours later 6387420 Anonymous
>>6387399
You can be Finnish if you bleach your hair.
2 hours later 6387423 Anonymous
>>6387399
move to finland
2 hours later 6387436 Anonymous
>>6387399
what does a traditional kazakh look like?
also you could pass for finnish no problem
2 hours later 6387485 Anonymous
>>6387436
Well, you know. Longish hair, mongolian looking, a beard if you can pull it off.
2 hours later 6387500 Anonymous
>>6386683
Here's an entire concert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0djHJBAP3U
It's really not hard to find.
2 hours later 6387512 Anonymous
>>6387500
Oh darn. These dudes are Tuvan. Sorry for the mixup.
But the music is simmilar. It's all altaic culture.
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