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2012-10-16 06:41 6312428 Anonymous Regional Map Autism thread (map.gif 536x397 8kB)
Middle east edition: Show me what your inner autist wants to do this region

1 min later 6312436 Anonymous
Remove Israel Lasting peace achieved

2 min later 6312453 A O E N (WE12.jpg 360x410 24kB)
Peace in the middle east and the world achieved. No more brown people and jews.

2 min later 6312459 SAN MARCO
>>6312453 Ugh, wrong trip.

3 min later 6312469 Anonymous (Arab_World_Green.png 409x204 11kB)
Solution.

3 min later 6312470 Anonymous
Remove the entire middle east

5 min later 6312501 Anonymous
>>6312470 >Slavic pig with Low HDI and zero GDP talks

12 min later 6312595 Anonymous
>>6312501 How does it feel when the only time your women can take off the paranja is to shave their moustache?

13 min later 6312611 SAN MARCO
>>6312469 > keeping Morocco, Tunisia and Algeria Why.

16 min later 6312655 Anonymous
>>6312595 Lol, bah dum tsss

20 min later 6312685 Anonymous
>>6312428 >no Georgia wtf?

20 min later 6312688 Anonymous (7 (2).jpg 430x590 95kB)
>>6312595 Go fuck a bear.

22 min later 6312704 Anonymous (Alexander-Empire_323bc.jpg 2321x1288 955kB)
Greek Clay

24 min later 6312724 Sabzi Polo
>>6312704 >Implying Greece wasn't Persian clay throughout life.

25 min later 6312735 Anonymous
>>6312724 Don't have to imply anything, history speaks for itself.

26 min later 6312741 Sabzi Polo
>>6312735 You conquered those lands for a small period of time, when our empire was weak. Greece is Persias clay. Go to hell and wipe your ass with your debts.

27 min later 6312755 Anonymous
>>6312741 >when our empire was weak. who are you?

29 min later 6312769 Anonymous (1350405667277.gif 536x397 32kB)


30 min later 6312778 Anonymous
>>6312704 >Alexander's the MACEDONIAN's Empire >Not MACEDONIAN clay iĊĦigidi

32 min later 6312793 Anonymous
>>6312778 ?

32 min later 6312794 Anonymous
>>6312755 Your first debt payer.

33 min later 6312805 Anonymous
>>6312794 what?

37 min later 6312862 Anonymous
>>6312793 It's makedonija clay, Not grease clay.

42 min later 6312925 Anonymous (meh.png 536x397 14kB)


43 min later 6312931 Anonymous (ME.gif 536x397 7kB)


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43 min later 6312933 Anonymous
>>6312862 macedonia, greece what's the difference?

47 min later 6312967 Anonymous
>>6312704 >implying Alexander wasn't Macedonian. Deceive yourself grease.

49 min later 6312981 Anonymous
>>6312967 lol, where did I imply that?

49 min later 6312990 Anonymous (1350405870961.png 409x204 9kB)
i like iran

51 min later 6313013 furi (1350405667277.gif 536x397 13kB)
>>6312428

54 min later 6313048 Anonymous (1350405667277.gif 536x397 25kB)
We have learned that if you pay retardedly high social welfare payments to muslims, they stay rather calm. This is now a colony of Finland.

57 min later 6313077 Anonymous
>>6313048 >Armenia >Muslim Finland confirmed for being geographically autistic.

58 min later 6313087 Anonymous
>>6313048 ever noticed how muslim immigrants are like the maffia? >they come uninvited >demand money for no reason >pay them because if you don't they fuck shit up >because you pay them a shitton they only slightly fuck shit up >keep paying them because else

1 hours later 6313206 Anonymous (1342500709977.jpg 555x448 38kB)
>>6313048 >>6313087 >letting them in to begin with

1 hours later 6313257 Anonymous
>>6313206 america is a country founded by immigrants yet still manages to have problems with immigrants. what the fuck is going on over there? the shitty thing here is that turkish turks are relatively developed and moderately religious, yet as soon as they set foot on Reich soil it's all >muh islam >muh whatever that thing on their head is >muh sharia law >muh language

1 hours later 6313293 Anonymous
>>6313257 woah, german tone it down your starting to sound a bit 1939-ish

1 hours later 6313300 Anonymous (1348855373453.jpg 500x500 120kB)
>>6313257 A lot, but fuck man, Mexicans are amazing compared to muslims. I could, and do, deal with mexicans all day. They can be super annoying at times and yes some of them do fuck shit up with their cartels and whatnot, but still, an order of magnitude better than muslims. Sole reason being Mexicans aren't batshit religious fanatics. I love how a lot of amerifats throw fits over bilingual public signs in spanish...I honestly don't give a fuck about spanish since it could be so much worse.

1 hours later 6313578 Anonymous
lel

1 hours later 6313757 Anonymous
>>6313300 This. Frankly, every race has stereotypes but when one of those stereotypes is Mexicans are willing to do hard labor and do it well? I mean shit people make fun of Mexicans for doing yard work, but Polish people aside, I have never met an ethnicity that works harder than someone with Mexican blood pumping through their veins. I for one welcome them into our American society provided they leave the Cartels at home.

1 hours later 6313761 Anonymous (Middle East.jpg 536x397 108kB)
Just doing my job ma'am

1 hours later 6313794 Anonymous
>>6313761 OP here, thats what it resembled in my head.

2 hours later 6313867 Anonymous
>>6313761 This is seriously my dream. it'll never happen though ;_;

2 hours later 6313926 Anonymous (1350405667277.gif 536x397 49kB)


2 hours later 6314004 Anonymous
>>6313953 Israel always shitting things up :/

2 hours later 6314087 Anonymous
Kick out the sand people and give it to greece, they need the oil monies to pay debts.

2 hours later 6314150 Anonymous (1350405667277.gif 536x397 43kB)
muh autism bump

2 hours later 6314193 Anonymous
>>6313953 if madgascar is so great we don't you go live there? i know it would be easier for you guys if there was no israel,but we take care of ourselves

2 hours later 6314257 Anonymous (1350405667277 (1).gif 536x397 36kB)
Here comes the realistic version. All 4 countries form a mini EU, the MEU. With oil, and cultures mixing up, we form a mega economic power, no more arabic as the only language, everyone is obliged to learn 3 languages. Jews get sent to auschwitz and you need to at least finish college or you get sent to auschwitz too. Free Education, moderate immigration policies. You have the freedom to chose your religion, but you can only practice it in private, also no extremists, or that's auschwitz for you too. Dubai is the economic capital, with Beirut, Istanbul, Tehran and Doha being the major cities. Egypt provide mummies and skellingtons, One day

2 hours later 6314275 Anonymous
>>6314193 Really What I would like to see is one world government with no silly states built around ethnicities.

2 hours later 6314292 Anonymous
>>6314275 > wanting to blandda upp pig disgusting

2 hours later 6314312 Anonymous
>>6314275 Why?

2 hours later 6314336 Anonymous
>>6314292 >>6314193 hurr durr muh holy land. Its true cuz it says so in a book we wrote and got most of the goyim to believe in.

2 hours later 6314338 Anonymous (34.jpg 1283x863 63kB)
Glorious Christian Commonwealth

2 hours later 6314351 Anonymous
>>6314338 >Christopolis that one got me right in the sides

2 hours later 6314372 Anonymous
>>6314336 at least we are not a developing islamic caliphate don't you understand europe is getting taken over because you guys disregard your culture? most of the israelis are not religious,i am completely atheist but screw everything this is my country and i'm not a sorry ass faggot

2 hours later 6314383 Anonymous
>>6314338 Im ok with this.jpg

2 hours later 6314436 Ultra Extraordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few
Give Turkey back to Greece. Give the remaining Zoroastrian minority power in Iran and give them every Muslim country between their eastern border and Pakistan as well. Give Pakistan back to Egypt. Give the Copts control of Egypt. Give Jordan and all of Saudi Arabia excluding Mecca to Israel. Combine Syria and Lebanon and put it under Christian administration. Give all Kurdish lands to the Kurds. Finally: Take the black rock out of the Kabaa in Mecca and instead put it inside a giant statue depicting a large Dog/Pig hybrid drinking alcohol, gambling, and taking out an usurious loan with the word 'MUHAMMAD' inscribed at the base in Arabic, then bury all available nuclear waste within city limits, making sure to take no safety precautions whatsoever. Proceed to pay prominent Muslim clerics to issue fatwas saying that Muslims still have to travel to Mecca for the Hajj and walk circles around the statue before succumbing to radiation poisoning. There. No more Kebab.

2 hours later 6314437 Anonymous
>>6314372 >implying we are developing into an islamic caliphate >implying any of the shit you read on here about Europe getting taken over is factually accurate and not exagerrated. >this is my country why is it your country?

2 hours later 6314447 Anonymous
>>6314436 edgy as fuk with the mecca stuff. but i like it.

2 hours later 6314463 Anonymous
>>6314437 you keep saying that and i'll keep living in a country that holds to it's ethnic identity >>6314436 so much this

2 hours later 6314518 Anonymous
>>6314463 don't worry merchant your comeuppance is looming

2 hours later 6314554 Ultra Extraordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few
>>6314518 >implying that the Israelis won't be initiating a nuclear doomsday on their way out Hopefully they'll just keep it to Muslim countries, but if they feel like they really need to destroy the Earth at least we'll all die knowing that Hitler was right.

2 hours later 6314586 Anonymous
>>6314554 all for a dusty strip of clay couldn't you have just shipped them into wyoming and transported the holy clay of israel there, instead?

2 hours later 6314601 Anonymous
Redraw borders based on languages. Main Countries are defined by Language. Subdivisions defined by dialect.

2 hours later 6314619 Anonymous (jianjun_texttu02.gif 500x332 132kB)
>>6314518 Only the Great Eastern Dragon can save us from the Happy Merchant's clutches and deliver us into a new age of socialism and happiness. Remember Comrade Mao! When you hear this sound Merchant, you had better be afraid, for this sound signifies that the heavens have turned against you, and the glorious People's Liberation Army are coming to liberate the oppressed masses. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=8LE_9cuSWEM

3 hours later 6314661 Ultra Extraordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few
>>6314586 You offered them Uganda and they didn't take it. Why would they want Wyoming? Frankly, I hope they choose to take out the Middle-East instead of the world. Then they would have earned the right to keep Israel. >>6314619 >hates Jews >doesn't think that Communism is a Jewish plot You're doing it wrong.

3 hours later 6314665 Anonymous
>>6314619 go home london-based kyke. >>6314601 yep thats how i would do the entire world's borders.

3 hours later 6314675 Anonymous
>>6314661 >implying China is even vaguely Communist any more It's an authoritarian free market nation with some central planning, and thats the kind of nation I can get behind

3 hours later 6314726 Anonymous (1350405667277.jpg 536x397 100kB)
simple

3 hours later 6314881 Anonymous
remove happy merchant

3 hours later 6314920 Anonymous
>>6314881 bad goy

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