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2012-10-11 12:05 6232779 Anonymous INTERNATIONAL INTERVENTION THREAD (intervention.gif 350x230 28kB)
International intervention thread? International intervention thread. Here we admit our stereotypical guilt. I'll be brave and start. I'm an American and I..I...I fucking love hamburgers. God that felt good.

1 min later 6232798 Anonymous
I really don't care about the Holocaust or feel guilty about the Nazis or anything. Wasn't my generation, feel no responsibility whatsoever.

2 min later 6232820 Anonymous
I'm Italian. I eat pasta twice a day, pizza on saturday evening, I am loud and I make a lot of hand gestures. And I have orgasms looking at maps of the Roman Empire or Renassaince paintings

4 min later 6232852 Anonymous
>>6232798 uh oh Germany's feeling nationalist again what time is it, rest of the world?

4 min later 6232858 Anonymous
>>6232820 Same as this brodude, minus the loudness. Was about to post but he preceded me.

5 min later 6232871 Anonymous
>>6232852 i'll answer that for you. FOURTH REICH O'CLOCK, NIGGAS!

5 min later 6232873 Anonymous (datfeel.gif 633x758 13kB)
i fucking love blowing things up :(

5 min later 6232878 Anonymous
>>6232852 Viertes Reich!

6 min later 6232882 Anonymous
I like to clap.

6 min later 6232883 Anonymous
If I don't shoot a pygmy in the next 15 minutes I think I'm going to explode!

6 min later 6232887 Anonymous
>>6232798 Are you trying to say that you'd be responsible for your generation only in case they ask you?

6 min later 6232888 Anonymous
>>6232858 sono del Sud, che vuoi farci

7 min later 6232899 Anonymous
Everybody knows all Americans like to eat hamburgers, was that really meant to be surprising?

7 min later 6232903 Anonymous
I like to feel superior compared to other countries because mine is older and its culture is overall objectively greater.

7 min later 6232904 Anonymous
I want a Mercedes.

7 min later 6232907 Anonymous (1349132464652.gif 633x758 16kB)
>>6232779 I fucking love Hamburgers too bro

7 min later 6232910 Anonymous
I'm Egyptian and I have a big dick.

8 min later 6232917 Anonymous (american fear.png 165x144 56kB)
I like my country god, that hurt

8 min later 6232924 Anonymous
I fucking love money, and I won't have trouble to step on people to achieve my goals.

8 min later 6232927 Anonymous
I-I love shooting guns and furry porn.

8 min later 6232930 Anonymous
I... what are stereotypes of Croatia anyways?

8 min later 6232931 Anonymous
>>6232910 wats up morsi!

9 min later 6232939 Anonymous
>>6232930 Are you civilised?

9 min later 6232940 Anonymous
I am proud of the Glorious Spanish Empire. We beat everyone for two centuries and I feel good for that.

9 min later 6232941 Anonymous
I fucking love guns, hamburgers, and freedom.

9 min later 6232943 Anonymous
>>6232887 I mean that all that shit was 70 years ago and I don't give a fuck.

10 min later 6232957 Anonymous
>>6232930 Balkan genociders who weren't quite as powerful as the Serbs, but just as bloodthirsty.

11 min later 6232963 Anonymous
>>6232924 Also, for some reason, I have a good perpersuasion skill and I can manipulate people into doint what I want.

11 min later 6232969 Anonymous
>>6232939 >Are you civilised? no, I'm on level with Brazilians

11 min later 6232972 Anonymous
i like squatting and hate germans

11 min later 6232974 Anonymous (url.jpg 160x120 15kB)
I can hardly imagine a life without cheese or wine, no shit.

12 min later 6232985 Anonymous (1313861582458.png 279x237 3kB)
I like to shoot guns, there's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber

12 min later 6232990 Anonymous
>>6232957 >Balkan genociders who weren't quite as powerful as the Serbs, but just as bloodthirsty. that's bullshit, we didn't comit genocide

12 min later 6232992 Anonymous
>>6232963 no you can't. or wait, is that just what you want me to think? hmm...

12 min later 6232993 Anonymous
I love beer

13 min later 6232999 Anonymous
I love tea and biscuits. Also polite to everyone even when I don't want to be, I never talk to anyone on the tube or any stranger unless I have to. I'm sarcastic and self-deprecating.

13 min later 6233010 Anonymous
I hate myself with passion and hate everybody else, I want to see the fucking world burn, that is the main reason why I smile everytime I see Europe filled with shit-tier immigrants. Soon.

13 min later 6233016 Anonymous
You poor and uncultured foreigners don't even know about my arrogance level.

14 min later 6233018 Anonymous
I'm gay.

14 min later 6233020 Anonymous (lilgirllol.jpg 500x333 131kB)
>>6232990 of course you didn't. sure sure, Serbs evil, Croats 100% innocent. I also believe that Croats put paprika powder in and on everything.

14 min later 6233026 Anonymous
>>6233016 French people aren't really arrogant, well they were nice to me.

14 min later 6233031 Anonymous
>>6233010 spanish being anarchists. what else is new?

15 min later 6233034 Anonymous
>>6232974 >>6233016 >>6233018 For some reason this all correlates and I think there is a French hivemind afoot.

15 min later 6233037 Anonymous
You would blow up if you were as full of yourself as I am.

15 min later 6233045 Anonymous
I'm completely unassuming and not-special in any kind of way.

15 min later 6233047 Anonymous
I love hockey and Tim Hortons. I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT FUCK YOU!

16 min later 6233053 Anonymous
German American here. I like beer, bratwurst, Lutheranism, and over the years I have grown to hate teh Jews.

16 min later 6233065 Anonymous
I'm secretly tsundure towards germany

17 min later 6233071 Anonymous
>>6233020 >Serbs evil, Croats 100% innocent. that's not very far from the truth

17 min later 6233072 Anonymous
>>6233053 >I like beer >Lutheranism >hate to the Jews Damn bro, your 1/80 German blood is screaming right now.

17 min later 6233074 Anonymous
Hi, I'm Norwegian and I like skiing g-gotta go ffast ;_;

17 min later 6233080 Anonymous
>>6233053 >Lutheranism, so close and yet so american. why do americans love jesus so much?

17 min later 6233082 Anonymous
>>6233010 Are you talking about the North Africans & middle easterners? When I was over there it was full of those niggers. Also I hate middle eaterns and Indians. Just cuz.

17 min later 6233102 Anonymous
I fucking love carnaval to the point to save some monies to travel to Rio, Salvador or Recife or spend all the 4 days of party in my city participating with all the things the majority of my friends are rockers (like me) and already know that my deviant behavior for someone who loves rock

18 min later 6233105 Anonymous
>>6233010 world crisis is great and it's finally hit poland. can't wait when everyone gonna be poor ( execpt rich)

18 min later 6233115 Anonymous
>>6233080 I said I'm German *American

20 min later 6233136 Anonymous
I love hamburgers. America saved Europe in WWII. I can't think of any more stereotypes.

20 min later 6233145 Anonymous
I don't fit any BR stereotypes I despise beer I'm terrible at football I'm white I was raised in Scandinavia so i guess you could say i'm civilized I hate rice & beans Samba is retarded I don't care about football I was the smartest kid in my school (inb4 lel yuo r of stupid) Although, i do like bananas and mangoes And my penis is above average Come at me bub

21 min later 6233151 Anonymous
>>6233082 Germany: Turks for teh lulz, in a couple of decades with the low Germanic born rates Germany will be Kebap v2.0 France, Nords and Brits: other kind of Arabs everywhere, bombs everywhere, shit everywhere, sharia everywhere. Spain: Middle/North Africans, all the scum of south America, Arabs Italy: North Africans every-fucking-where, have you seen Rome lately? And we all share the same thinking: They have a CULTURE! not like us! we are jealous of them for that!

25 min later 6233197 Anonymous
>>6233145 I think that I bullied you at some time of our lifes... sorry

25 min later 6233198 Anonymous
I hate capitalism to the core of my soul and want my nation to crumble under the fires of revolution.

26 min later 6233207 Anonymous
I feel boring and I am jealous of people of different origin (not sure if this is a valid stereotype, but my Czech roommate suggested it)

26 min later 6233208 Anonymous
I'm British and I have bad teeth.

28 min later 6233243 Anonymous
I am lazy and racist and I think Spain is the best at everything

29 min later 6233260 Anonymous (1313021155324.jpg 500x372 65kB)
I want to genocide all Haitians and I know Santo Domingo and La Romana are in the 5 best latin american cities.

29 min later 6233261 Anonymous
I legitimately hate Jews, they are the only ethnic group I despise and wish would be wiped off of the face of the earth, I have not read mein kampf and I am not a neo-nazi, I am normal in every way (at least as normal as a communist living in America can be), I just hate Jews to the core of my soul.

29 min later 6233262 Anonymous (PG1f3.jpg 670x347 69kB)
I fucking love rice and beans, to the point that I eat it on a daily basis. Enjoy playing soccer. Had shameful behavior when playing CS.

29 min later 6233265 Anonymous
>>6232779 I'm a Norwegian and yes, I am a mountain-hiking, ski-loving, red-cheeked, blue-eyed, blonde slut. I love my life and my country, and I can into all the cock in the world if I want. No blanda upp plz.

30 min later 6233278 Anonymous
>>6233260 To be fair, Haiti is a terrible place filled with terrible people.

30 min later 6233282 Anonymous
>>6233260 >I want to genocide all Haitian wasn't earthquake punishment enough

31 min later 6233297 Anonymous
>>6233261 >>6233261 >communist >hate Jews Are you me?

32 min later 6233303 Anonymous
I don't like being human.

32 min later 6233304 Anonymous
>>6233151 Went to each of those countries except Spain. I didn't see much north africans in Rome. I was there 5 days.

32 min later 6233314 Anonymous
>>6233297 Possibly, intelligent people are rare in America, communists too. Oh wait, same thing.

33 min later 6233329 Anonymous
I'm a Norwegian and I hate smiling and showing emotion

34 min later 6233345 Anonymous
>>6233297 I think all communists secretely are anti-semites

35 min later 6233348 Anonymous (Crow.jpg 400x346 13kB)
>>6233282 No, it wasn't enough. They're as hard to kill as cockroaches. >>6233278 And that's why we must ethnically cleanse it.

35 min later 6233352 Anonymous
>>6233145 I forgot to mention When my internet is shit, i don't bother playing online I'm generally friendly towards anyone that is not a Brazilian who can't speak english or a child that loves to spew memes

35 min later 6233358 Anonymous (quebec_flag.jpg 400x270 13kB)
Maple syrup is the god tier of all other sugars and I am talking about hte real shit, not the murikan glucose syrup. I put it almost on every breakfast/dessert and also on my chicken nugget/ham. I love winter/snow. I am really positive and friendly. I do not consider myself a canadian but I do not hate them whatsoever.

35 min later 6233364 Anonymous
I hate nearly everything American, there is almost literally no sense of nationalism in me for America.

36 min later 6233367 Anonymous (Stalin_1902.jpg 897x1206 511kB)
>>6233345 Ask this guy, he hated all the rich Jews with all his might.

36 min later 6233371 Anonymous
>>6233348 How is it hard? Tell them to say parsley.

36 min later 6233383 Anonymous
>>6233345 To be fair (again), Jews kind of do embody capitalism and control businesses and such in America.

37 min later 6233394 Anonymous
>>6233383 (Addendum) And most of the world. MUH ILLUMINATI

38 min later 6233400 Anonymous
>>6233367 Stalin was so sexy when he was young, no joke. Would've totally done him.

38 min later 6233402 Anonymous (1324035197197.jpg 410x500 128kB)
>>6233371 YOU had to intervene and tell us it's not "OK" to kill haitians and fined us. I blame YOU and the OAE. ... sigh, we were so close.

38 min later 6233403 Anonymous
I have asberger and several sexually deviant fetishes. I also eat fish and potatoes 5 times a week.

39 min later 6233415 Anonymous
I'm obese But I strongly dislike fast food

39 min later 6233421 Anonymous
>>6232985 ...You're pretty good

40 min later 6233428 Anonymous
>>6233403 What kind of fetishes are we talking?

40 min later 6233435 Anonymous
>>6232985 Fucking Ocelot, you cant just put the bullet in the chamber!

41 min later 6233445 Anonymous
>>6233428 I'm a furry..

41 min later 6233446 Anonymous (1380803-fide5.jpg 400x588 28kB)
>>6233400 >Implying Fidel Castro wasn't hotter when he was young. >Implying he doesn't still have swag even in his old frail body God damn I love Fidel so much. Imagine if good old Che had survived. (My Confession) I hate Stalin in every single way imaginable because he killed communism in Russia and massacred "his people", Lenin's dying wish was that Stalin not be allowed to become Premier, and Stalin even doctored photographs of Lenin to include himself in them for propaganda. But jesus buttfucking christ in a handbasket I would have fucked Stalin's brains out when he was younger, and possible even in his 30s

41 min later 6233447 Anonymous
I'm Austrian and I don't even like the mountains. It's cold up there and the air gets thinner which can make you feel light headed when you're not used to it. It's basically a barren wasteland, you can hardly build any infrastructure in the western part of the country because it's all huge fucking mountains. I'd rather have beaches than mountains.

42 min later 6233455 Anonymous
>>6233403 There's a lot of Aspies over there? That's strange, I thought it was just emotional distance

44 min later 6233474 Anonymous
>>6233435 He's Revolver Ocelot, he can do whatever the fuck he can. Have you hijacked a nuclear mech from a US Marine ship and then sunk it armed with just a 100 year old gun and some C4? No? Then shut up faggot,

44 min later 6233479 Anonymous
my only feature that fits with the hue stereotype is the fact that i'm not white. >i hate football (soccer is for americlaps) >i hate samba and other kinds of shitty music they play here >i'm not happy and retarded all the time >i don't like the latina type >i could stay here until dawn and still wouldn't be able to list every stereotype i don't fit in

44 min later 6233486 Anonymous
>>6233474 >Revolver Ocelot >Hijacked a Rex Nigger that was Liquid Snake, get your shit together.

45 min later 6233498 Anonymous
>>6233403 I'm an aspie too

48 min later 6233528 Anonymous (costanza.jpg 250x250 23kB)
>>6233445

52 min later 6233586 Anonymous
>>6233261 What the fuck. I'm glad infantile punks like you were driven out of the government, and if I had my way, you'd be jailed for sedition.

55 min later 6233644 Anonymous
>>6233586 The whole hating jews thing doesn't make me as a person, not in the slightest way. You're judging a book by it's cover, and this book is The Communist Manifesto, not Mein Kampf

57 min later 6233669 Anonymous
>>6233071 What you just did there? That's the croat stereotype.

58 min later 6233677 Anonymous
I dislike tequila, it makes me puke. I don't likemost of the famous mexican food, I really hate mexican football, I hate la banda and cumbia. I'm always late, I'm lazy, I like beer, I love mariachi, and people who died by this war drugs deserved it.

58 min later 6233683 Anonymous
I love Tea. I have it wheneven I can (Uni, Work, Friend's House)

1 hours later 6233715 Anonymous (1347629813867.jpg 961x783 360kB)
>>6232990 Nice one.

1 hours later 6233719 Anonymous
>>6232940 Sounds like someone is in denial. I am Portuguese, my girlfriend has a mustache, I eat codfish wrapped in towels and owe money to everybody I ever met. Who would've guessed

1 hours later 6233754 Anonymous
I despise serbs, and I'm atheist (albanian, I'm overseas.)

1 hours later 6233767 Anonymous
I'm pretty hairy and I have relatively thick eyebrows.

1 hours later 6233777 Anonymous
>>6233767 And you hate armenians?

1 hours later 6233800 Anonymous
>>6233777 Nah, Armenia is a pretty cool dude, he only complains about genocide and doesn't afraid of anything

1 hours later 6233842 Anonymous
>>6233719 Mind your business. This thread is autistic and self flagellating.

1 hours later 6233875 Anonymous
I'm muslim.

1 hours later 6233898 Anonymous (1349541584856.gif 250x209 2072kB)
>>6233875

1 hours later 6233907 Anonymous
I have access to a family collection of nearly 4 dozen firearms. Not even trolling.

1 hours later 6233915 Anonymous
>>6233080 Because he inspired the men who wrote the constitution, whoever they were.

1 hours later 6233968 Anonymous
I can't really think of any American stereotypes I fit. I only speak English fluently, I guess

1 hours later 6233976 Anonymous
I drink a little too much for my own good, and tend towards melancholic fatalism when drunk.

1 hours later 6233978 Anonymous (ohgodwhathaveidone-portrait.jpg 1200x877 349kB)
I apologize constantly, it's like a fucking reflex when I sense the slightest level of conflict. >mfw I realized this one day

1 hours later 6234011 Anonymous
I fall into one of the greatest american stereotypes. Im in great shape, but my eating habits... I literally just ate 7 mcdoubles. When i stay in france i am NEVER satisfied with the portions. I will ask for 3 entrees

1 hours later 6234020 Anonymous
I can't help but take pictures when sightseeing foreign countries We love photography and cameras

1 hours later 6234028 Anonymous
I'm Muslim and I actively wear the garbs of a Muslim, grow my beard out, shave my head, cover my head be it with headscarves or shemaghs. I basically look like what Americlaps call "Towel Heads" I was born in Alabama and live in Virginia. I have two wives, I married my first wife Nabiya after completing my Hajj in Mecca. I brought her back to America to meet my girlfriend at the time who was and still is Muslim, her name is Jennifer. The United States government technically cannot do anything because I married Nabiya in a different country where plural marriage is legal.

1 hours later 6234040 NorthQueenslandNationalist (1325991094932.jpg 316x237 20kB)
I have to always shitpost. I mean I literally cannot stop. I'm trying to write a serious post now but I'm struggling not to turn it into a shitp- >>6233898 >Spain >not shitskins noooooooooooooo

1 hours later 6234045 Anonymous
I drink wine regularly, I am god-tier at sex, I hate mudslimes and praise a white flag. (not the one you think though) >>6234020 you forgot >and I am a proxyfag

1 hours later 6234060 Anonymous
>>6234040 Hahahaha nice one, this is my signal to go off to bed. Goodnight Austria.

1 hours later 6234310 Anonymous
There's this...sheep. Down the road. I don't know how much longer I can hold on.

1 hours later 6234344 Anonymous
>>6234310 >2012 >Not fucking horses

1 hours later 6234397 Anonymous (temptation.jpg 682x400 21kB)
>>6234310 just let yourself go be wild

2 hours later 6234616 Anonymous
My family came to this country in 1850 from Hanover, everyone up to my mom's generation spoke German fluently, (that is, not including my mom's generation) and even though the generations of my family that fought and lived during WWII HATED being identified as German, preferring to be called American, I still have a great affinity for Germany, particularly German history. I am a Prussiboo in the strictest definition. I want to name my son Frederick. Also despite all this, with my mom's side of the family being German through and through, my dad's side is muddled up Scottish, English, and Swiss. We're here to admit our faults, not glorify them.

2 hours later 6234795 Anonymous
My teeth are meh. I'm terrible at foreign languages. I can appreciate more refined foods...but on a basic level, fish and chips is one of the nicest meals ever.

2 hours later 6234832 Anonymous (1347311011460.jpg 610x279 37kB)
I'm blonde 190 cm tall My IQ is above 125 I am introverted as fuck

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