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2012-10-08 02:26 6193495 Anonymous (1339018754544.png 817x669 278kB)
>You will never be in the middle of god-knows-where, having spent months away from home >The only food you have been eating are the exotic plants and fruits you and your team have found >Suddenly, after climbing a huge mountain, you find a city built in one of the highest peak of the world >You are greeted and treated like Gods >You are being offered exotic and delicious foods never before tasted by an European >Riches and precious metals are given to you as offers and gifts. >Their women give their bodies to you, for it is their desire to please the Gods and bear their children >After a while, you realize it's a powerful empire, reaching a great extend and covering a large area of land >Exploring the neighboring area, you discover the coast of an ocean not yet explored >You leave their domains, for when you're back you'll bring Cavalry and Tercios. >On the way back, you see a great structure built of Gold in the distance >However, it disappeared in front of your eyes, just like an illusion. You will never be a Spanish conquistador...

1 min later 6193512 Anonymous
>>6193495 Let the autism begin. Spanish conquistadores were pretty retarded anyway.

3 min later 6193526 Anonymous
>die of infection or some horrible tropical disease

6 min later 6193567 Anonymous
>>6193526 Ironically, it was the Spanish who killed off the Native Americans with their diseases.

8 min later 6193593 Anonymous (011.gif 500x338 475kB)
>>6193495 >You will never be a Spanish conquistador...

9 min later 6193608 Anonymous
>get captured >heart removed while a multitude of apes cheers No. I'll just go to the Paraná upriver (modern paraguay) and find a nice looking girl around there, fuck the conquistador thing...

12 min later 6193628 Anonymous
>tfw when you will never reach El Dorado I know it's there, man. I WANT TO BELIEVE

12 min later 6193631 Anonymous
>>6193495 frankly, my dear dominican who can't use the correct indefinite article to apply to the word European, i much rather be a British settler of North America, than be stuck in Sudaca land with all the mosquitoes.

13 min later 6193636 Anonymous
>>6193631 That's quite shrewd coming out of Portugal... you know.

14 min later 6193650 Anonymous
>>6193631 >i much rather be a British settler of North America And what would be your favourite part of that experience: starving to death because nobody was smart enough to bring a plough? Or being scalped by angry natives?

16 min later 6193678 Anonymous (1346733144990.jpg 592x754 57kB)
>tfw our non-american accents making USA's women squirt uncontrollably >tfw americans freedoms get rustled by this

16 min later 6193680 Anonymous (1313021146882.png 163x170 44kB)
>>6193631 >i much rather be a British settler of North America >We can't practice religious freedoms! >Let's go to Murrika! >Oh no, we're starving to death! >Thanks, native Americans, for saving us from a sure doom While the Spanish conquered, the British had to get aid from the natives they later killed by pointing canyons at.

17 min later 6193692 Anonymous
>>6193631 enjoy starving to death because you can't find food and the only chance of survival will be the pity of the natives

20 min later 6193726 Anonymous
>>6193680 >pointing canyons at Damn that's hardcore. Fuck yeah murrika.

22 min later 6193764 Anonymous
Let me fix that for you >You will never be in the middle of god-knows-where, having spent months away from home >The only food you have been eating are the exotic plants and fruits you and your team have found >Suddenly, after climbing a huge mountain, you find a city built in one of the highest peak of the world >You are greeted and treated like Gods >You are being offered exotic and delicious foods never before tasted by an European >Riches and precious metals are given to you as offers and gifts. >Their women give their bodies to you, for it is their desire to please the Gods and bear their children >You infect them with foreign diseases and viruses and decimate their population, while killing the rest of them for being heathen You will never wipe out a recently discovered civilization

25 min later 6193793 Anonymous
>tfw you will never fuck a south mexican and watch your dick rot off

28 min later 6193836 Anonymous
Why in EUIII every country can have conquistadores?

29 min later 6193841 Anonymous
>>6193836 Because.... Paradox Interactive, Johan, and the other guys are lazy

30 min later 6193849 Anonymous
>>6193495 that picture, saved.

50 min later 6194077 Anonymous
>>6193836 Because imagine how cool it would have been to colonize America... as Malaysia.

53 min later 6194109 Anonymous
Smallpox did most of the work for them. And their cavalry. Atahualpa never had a chance, not with those fuckers and their gold lust. RIP INCAN EMPIRE YOU WERE GOOD FOR LIKE 100 YEARS What do the NW Amazonians think of their fallen former Empire?

1 hours later 6194185 Anonymous (Beautiful-Birds12.jpg 652x409 58kB)
>>6194109 It is funny because the Incas were probably the most powerful native american empire.

1 hours later 6194228 Anonymous
>>6193636 no one expects a portuguese to have the opinions of an anglo-saxon douchebag. it's perfect.

1 hours later 6194269 Anonymous
>>6193628 iktf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJJU69Fn-tI

1 hours later 6194275 Anonymous
>>6194185 If they'd had another 500 years they would've conquered the Americas.

1 hours later 6194295 Anonymous
>>6193650 My personal favorite part would be finding out that my rice plantation is fucked because of a drought, and that I, having nothing to trade, am going to starve unless I sell something to the Cherokee.

1 hours later 6194352 Anonymous
You can go to Papua New Guinea and experience some of this stuff right now. I always wanted to take a Papua New Guinean to places like New York, London, and Tokyo and stuff. Just to see his reaction.

1 hours later 6194782 Anonymous (1348452312901.png 1036x2076 236kB)
>nunca seras mas prieto y estupido que un dominicano evenboliviaknowsthisfeel.tiff

2 hours later 6194895 Anonymous
>>6194782 What those two first country ball at top?

2 hours later 6195591 Anonymous
>>6194782 i don't get it why does everyone hate peru?

3 hours later 6196189 Anonymous
>>6195591 what?its just bolivia and its typical butthurt

3 hours later 6196228 Anonymous
>>6193631 Latinas >>>>>>>>>>>>> White girls though

3 hours later 6196296 Anonymous
Lo más gracioso es que los descendientes directos de los conquistadores españoles están en América y no en España, y que la mayoría de latinoamericanos mestizos que diabolizan a los conquistadores lo más probable es que tengan algún ancestro entre los conquistadores españoles o entre los colonos que llegaron después.

3 hours later 6196317 Anonymous
>>6193631 But... father ;_; btw eu comi bacalhau hoje. Sou um bom filho não sou? Diz que sim.

3 hours later 6196345 Anonymous
>>6195591 It's just Bolivia annoying Peru with their MUH SEA

3 hours later 6196406 Anonymous
>>6196345 I've heard Argentina doesnt like Peru neither

4 hours later 6196443 Anonymous
>>6196228 Race traitor.

4 hours later 6196444 Anonymous (canibalismo posta.jpg 972x815 328kB)
>>6193495 Los conquistadores no la pasaron bien al comienzo

4 hours later 6196460 Anonymous
>>6193678 >Tfw when our American accents makes British girls squirt uncontrollably >Tfw British CCTV's get rustled by this >>6193680 people actually believe that thanksgiving was about the natives helping out the pilgrims. Ha

4 hours later 6196539 Anonymous
>>6193495 Op's greater problem is the fact that he will never be white

4 hours later 6196559 Anonymous
>>6194782 >Mexicans trying to point the finger and call someone else stupid Lol okay. Almost every single Mexican I've met has been a complete dumbass.

4 hours later 6196630 Anonymous
>>6196460 So what exactly is Thanksgiving? Besides eating turkey.

4 hours later 6196648 Anonymous
>>6196630 A day or off of work to feast with your family while giving thanks to all the good things in your life

4 hours later 6196668 Anonymous
>>6196648 No, seriously. Besides being a holiday. What's the reason? I mean, like Christmas. It's not only to give presents to each others, it's the whole Jesus being born thing.

4 hours later 6196688 Anonymous (stephanie sigman in purple.jpg 542x604 64kB)
>>6196443 I'm fine with that

4 hours later 6196736 Anonymous
>>6196668 When the Pilgrims first landed in America they set up a socialistic style and everyone shared everything. With no drive to work harder they didn't provide enough food and starved. The next year they went full capitalistic and succeeded. A few years later they paid off their backers in Europe and through a massive feast and invited the Indians so they could show off. In the 1860's Lincoln decided to make it a holiday to show off the American spirit and to remind everyone how lucky they are in life that they're not living in a shithole

4 hours later 6196766 Anonymous
>>6196668 It supposedly originated as a feast to give thanks to God and Squanto for helping the Pilgrims survive a harsh winter.

4 hours later 6196808 Anonymous
>>6196668 I think a colony of pilgrims were starving to death and some helpful natives brought them a feast as a peace offering. Then we murdered them all. That might not be completely accurate.

4 hours later 6196811 Anonymous
>>6196688 that's a man

4 hours later 6196816 Anonymous (Stephanie Sigman cowering in fear.jpg 718x479 94kB)
>>6196811 u sure? Her titties were pretty prominately displayed when she got buttfucked in Miss Bala

4 hours later 6196819 Anonymous
>>6196808 Cause it's not. The indians attacked the pilgrims with any reason and killed a third of them off.

8 hours later 6198271 Appalachian-Floridian
>>6196736 >They established a socialist style and with no drive to work, they starved >The next year, they went full capitalist and succeeded A bald eagle shed a tear.

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