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2012-09-30 09:09 6099528 Anonymous country stereotypes (Max-Payne-3-for-PC(22).jpg 600x400 320kB)
in this thread we try to debunk country stereotypes.
I am an american and I have been wanting to travel to brazil.. but after watching that movie "Turistas" I kind of don't want to. I am so afraid of getting stranded in a more rural part of brazil and getting captured and some guy taking my organs so he can sell them.
Also, I am afraid of brazil because I am REALLY afraid of trannies and apparently brazil is like tranny central. I am not knocking the country.. but does brazil really have a high number of trannies? I mean most tranny porn is brazilian tranny porn with thailand tranny porn in second.
Just how often do you see trannies while walking down the street? Are trannies only found and favelas? How DANGEROUS are favelas? Like.. do cops even go into favelas? I have played too much fucking max payne 3.. that whole game was about shooting brazilians
4 min later 6099574 Anonymous
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6 min later 6099608 Anonymous
Man, I know it's fun to imagine the stereotipical Brazil but our favelas are a joke compared to some gang neighbourhoods in the States. Come the fuck on..
Just go to São Paulo or any other big city that you'll se that it's just like any other cosmopolitan place. It's a friendly country, almost everywhere you go people will receive you like one of their family.
7 min later 6099624 Anonymous (tranzistor91.jpg 313x350 18kB)
>>6099528
> I am REALLY afraid of trannies
I don't get it. Why? Anyway, I have to disappoint you. These bitches are in every computer, in every electronic machine now.
9 min later 6099659 Anonymous
I wish I could recommend a movie for you to see what life is like in Brazil but none comes to my head right now.. At least try to stay away from shitty exagerated films alright, mate?
10 min later 6099669 Anonymous
>>6099528
Oh I get it now. I translated just "tranny", not trannies.
10 min later 6099673 Anonymous (media4.jpg 640x480 40kB)
>>6099528
How can you be afraid of trannies?
We're you in a car accident or something?
10 min later 6099678 Ontario
>>6099528
Tranny here.
Fuck your shit.
Lets make out.
Scared yet?
I need to shave my legs :(
10 min later 6099680 Anonymous
>>6099624
not transistors you fuck! TRANSEXUALS.
>>6099608
How do brazilian women feel about black guys? Also, will you be spectating that miss bum bum competition coming up in brazil? Its like best booty competition right? God I wish I could go.
12 min later 6099699 Anonymous
>>6099659
I think City of God did it well
12 min later 6099702 Anonymous
>>6099678
Oh look, it's the manly wannabe trap. I'm telling you for your own good, no amount of hormones will fix how manly you look.
13 min later 6099719 Anonymous
>>6099608
acho que é uma troll thread, melhor a gente sair daqui
14 min later 6099734 Anonymous
>>6099680
Yeah, yeah, I get it now. Fuck you with you traaaaannies.
14 min later 6099746 Ontario
>>6099702
That's okay, I'll manage.
Enjoy being a nigger though.
I need far less cosmetic surgery than you to be passable as what I want to be.
15 min later 6099756 Anonymous
>>6099680
I haven't heard of it. Anyway Brazil is one of the least race-centered-culture countries for sure mostly because of the high miscegenation here so it's hard to answer anything but: No one should have problem finding women here.
Also brazilians have the biggest hard-ons thinking about foreigners..
16 min later 6099772 Anonymous
>>6099680
So you are a black tranny?
How's that working out for you?
16 min later 6099773 Anonymous
i thought Brazil was a very homophobic country
17 min later 6099784 Anonymous
Regarding violence, just be careful where you go in BR.
Regarding trannies, most are harmless. Hysterical and attentionwhores, but still harmless.
17 min later 6099785 Anonymous
>>6099699
Just shut the fuck up Estonia.
>>6099719
Estou esperando um filme baixar, não é como se tivesse algo mais importante pra fazer camarada haha
17 min later 6099789 Anonymous
>>6099680
>How do brazilian women feel about black guys?
lol it's this nigger again.
18 min later 6099804 Anonymous
>>6099773
Not at all.. but our gays tend to not be as flashy and inyourface as I've seen in some other places so..
18 min later 6099812 Anonymous
>>6099746
I'm being serious here, you look way too manly to become a trap. How much do you think hormones can possibly change? My old highschool friend became a trap but he was already kind of feminine so he turned out ok.
19 min later 6099827 Anonymous
>>6099773
i hear in brazil.. when two men have sex, the only one thats gay is the one taking the dick up the butt.
20 min later 6099832 Anonymous
>>6099785
Do Brazilians hate City of God for how it portrays Rio?
20 min later 6099840 Ontario
>>6099812
My only serious problem is my chin.
And even that for some reason looks worse in pictures than real life.
I'm like five foot seven, have a tiny body frame, narrow shoulders.
I'll make it work.
22 min later 6099872 Anonymous
>>6099785
bom, beleza
vamos ouvir uma música enquanto isso?
eu posto uma e você posta a próxima, só vale brazuca
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zap_txvFTGg
22 min later 6099875 Anonymous
I've been to Brazil and found it quite similar to my own country, just with a different (but quite similar) language.
Interpret that any way you like.
22 min later 6099879 Anonymous
>>6099812
i bet he was a blond,
blond guys are just so effeminate looking
>inb4 everybody is mad at me
>>6099804
well i thought that because i saw somewhere that brazil kills more gays per capita than any american country
23 min later 6099888 Anonymous
>tfw Brazilian and everything you said is true
I live in Rio and avoid walking around in public. All you ever see are:
1) trannies
2) criminals with guns
3) trannies with guns
Cannot wait to ditch this monkeyhole
24 min later 6099897 Anonymous (2559822-godzilla1.jpg 827x604 70kB)
>>6099832
No. It is a great movie. But I´m not going to daydream about Tokyo because of a movie.
24 min later 6099899 Anonymous
>>6099832
is just a film, of course with parts of extreme stereotype, but...is a film, whatever
27 min later 6099938 Anonymous
>>6099888
>3) trannies with guns
ilold
27 min later 6099939 Anonymous
Does the water in Brazil give you diarrhea like in Mexico?
28 min later 6099965 Anonymous
>>6099899
How about Tropa de Elite?
I heard the sequel is basically the Avatar of Brazil, incomewise.
31 min later 6099993 Anonymous
>>6099939
Yes. Especially the 'agua de coco' that they try to sell to tourists on the beaches. It literally translates to: 'poo water'. You really need to be careful as a tourist in Brazil...
31 min later 6099998 Anonymous
>>6099875
I met a young Colombian once. He told me Colombia was less violent, but he thought BR was more fun.
>>6099939
I don´t know about diarrhea, but avoid drinking tap water. Buy a water filter.
>>6099965
Both are well known and show part of a BR reality, but it doesn´t mean the country is only that.
33 min later 6100027 Anonymous
>>6099939
>thinks only mexico has bad water
oh silly englishboy
latinoamerica as a whole has shitty water.
except maybe Chile/Argentina/Venezuela.
34 min later 6100045 Anonymous
>>6099939
only if you go in full gringo mode and drink water whatever the local
mineral water is ok
some gringos here drank water from a river and got problems, even we avoid not treated water, is the most civilized thing to do
I would avoid to drink water directly from Thames river too
>>6099965
nah, again, stereotypes, of course with some truth inside
more music? more music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H20rPejR9vs
35 min later 6100062 Anonymous
>>6099965
It accurately depicts the systematic extermination of the Brazilian lower class that the government is employing in order to drastically reduce crime rates in preparation for the Olympics.
36 min later 6100065 Anonymous
Americans watch shitty movies a little bit too much.
41 min later 6100137 Anonymous
>>6100027
It depends on where you are.
If you're near the mountains your are close to the springs and hence you'll be drinking good, pure water.
If you are close to the coasts you'll be drinking the shit the whole country throws into the rivers.
Here in Colombia the water in Bogota is absolutely top notch, but the water on the coasts needs to be boiled before you can use it to mop the floor.
41 min later 6100140 Anonymous
>>6100065
Brazilians watch shitty 'novelas' a little too much.
41 min later 6100146 Anonymous
>>6099879
Pelotas: A terra da noz
Vem comer noz
42 min later 6100154 Anonymous
>>6099879
>blond guys are just so effeminate looking
Blond men in the Americas maybe.
43 min later 6100170 Anonymous
I live in rio, and i just love this fucking city, would not change for any city in the world, i traveled to europe, USA, Argentina and i can guarantee you rio it's aewsome
45 min later 6100199 Ontario
>>6100154
I dunno, this dutch guy in my class is pretty cute.
45 min later 6100201 Anonymous
>>6100170
Also live in Rio and can confirm it's a chaotic, anti-intellectual and shallow shithole. Whereabouts do you live?
48 min later 6100232 Anonymous
>>6100201
Lagoa, what about you?
49 min later 6100242 Anonymous
>>6100201
>cont.
The only bearable cities in Brazil are: Curitiba, Florianopolis, Porto Alegre and Campinas. Anywhere else is either too insignificant or a shithole.
51 min later 6100272 Anonymous (w.jpg 492x341 30kB)
>>6100146
>mfw
>>6100170
>>6100201
Also, I'm paulista and I'll always support you cariocas fighting each other.
51 min later 6100281 Anonymous
>>6100232
Do you ever leave seclusi... lagoa?
52 min later 6100297 Anonymous
>>6100199
Stop trolling tranny.
53 min later 6100307 Anonymous
>>6100272
Shouldn't you be working?
Posted from a beach.
53 min later 6100309 Ontario
>>6100297
He is. For real. I've got a bit of a crush on him.
53 min later 6100311 Anonymous
>>6100272
hehe, paulista here too, I seconded
I'm with the mood for patofu today, more one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H20rPejR9vs
53 min later 6100323 Anonymous
I won't deny, you may get kidnapped if you're stupid enough.
The tranny is really stupid. I may have seen 3 or 4 in my whole life. I really think it's /int/ trying to mock us, because you don't see them anywhere. Really, I don't really mind but I don't know where they get this idea.
54 min later 6100328 Anonymous
>>6100242
>Florianopolis
Except for that place being a shithole full of manezinhos and obnoxious nouveau riche paulistas and that the only proper city in SC is Joinville
54 min later 6100337 Anonymous
>>6100311
fug, wrong link, spurdo mode on :DDDDDDD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr6dfUpLKfE
55 min later 6100351 Anonymous
>>6100323
>never been to lapa
56 min later 6100376 Anonymous (dutch.jpg 1190x715 286kB)
>>6100154
>Blond men in the Americas maybe.
Your wymen don't share the same opinion
57 min later 6100389 Anonymous
>>6100351
I'm from the Southernmost state and I really haven't seen more than 5 in my whole life.
57 min later 6100391 Anonymous
>>6100351
Shh! Don't let those gringos know which neighboorhoods the trannies are! Let them discover it by themselves, hue
57 min later 6100396 Anonymous
>>6100323
Dude visit Lapa some time.
58 min later 6100402 Anonymous
>>6100328
>"anything elso is either too insignificant(...)"
1 hours later 6100430 Anonymous
>>6100242
>choosing just few cities and ignoring all the others with an aspie passion
how about travel a little, kid?
you know, go outside, sun light, talk with real people, this kind of thing
1 hours later 6100432 Anonymous
>>6100376
>Implying all Dutch men are blond.
>Implying some bimbo coalburner is right.
1 hours later 6100459 Anonymous
>>6100432
but blonde guys have more feminine traces, they are more...delicate, just it
1 hours later 6100491 Anonymous
>>6100430
>implying I havent lived and traveled around Brazil and the world.
>implying I wish to mingle with plebs
1 hours later 6100498 Anonymous (images.jpg 187x270 12kB)
>>6100459
That's just in your imagination bro, don't let your view be determined too much be Hollywood and American 'culture'
1 hours later 6100531 Anonymous
>>6100491
sure, sure, no problem, was just a tip, nothing to rustle your jimmies
>>6100498
nah, it's just my first impression when come here some blonde foreigners
1 hours later 6100542 Anonymous
>>6100389
Congratulations on living in the only (somewhat) civilized state in Brazil. You've got rich European heritage (namely German and Italian) and seclusion for decades to thank for that. Make the best of it before your state is infested with niggers (thank Vargas for that.
1 hours later 6100559 Anonymous
>>6100542
).
1 hours later 6100570 Anonymous
>>6100531
Probably Americans or French or something.
Anyway, being blonde really doesn't make your skull structure more feminine, that's total bullshit.
1 hours later 6100589 Anonymous
>live in Oklahoma
>every negative stereotype about Americans is true here
Not even kidding. I've lived in Missouri and Wyoming for a couple of years, but Oklahoma is a festering cesspool of shit.
1 hours later 6100595 Anonymous
>>6100570
I've only seen one blonde effeminate man in my whole life. I have no idea what you are talking about
1 hours later 6100610 Anonymous (833.png 848x2609 1314kB)
>>6100542
1 hours later 6100642 Anonymous
>>6100610
lold
1 hours later 6100652 Anonymous
>>6100589
Even the clapping?
1 hours later 6100657 Anonymous
Honestly, Brazil can be pretty great if don't live in a capital/large city. Those places suck and can be extremely dangerous. Smaller cities, though, are awesome, unless you're the type that likes to go out to nightclubs and that sort of stuff.
1 hours later 6100672 Anonymous (monkey.jpg 182x182 61kB)
>>6100610
1 hours later 6100683 Anonymous
>>6100652
If you mean the clapping at movie theaters thing, yes. Last time I went to the theater was for The Avengers and people clapped almost the entire time.
1 hours later 6100702 Anonymous
>>6100657
replace "smaller cities" with "smaller cities in the south" and I actually agree with you.
1 hours later 6100707 Anonymous
>>6100683
I only experienced clapping when I went to watch that one Navy SEAL movie
When I watched The Avengers a guy started clapping at the end, but nobody else followed him, so he stopped quickly
1 hours later 6100726 Anonymous
>>6100657
Enjoy being poor and have nothing to do living in a small city, big cities in brazil are the only one that are good to live, what kind of job do you wnat in a small city?
1 hours later 6100760 Anonymous
>>6100707
People were screaming shit like "Amen! Praise God Almighty!" at the line Captain America gave about there being only one god.
2 hours later 6101281 Anonymous
>>6100242
campinas, sério mano? Puta cidade podre, moro em SP e fui la uma vez, um puta tédio. Cidade de caipira playboy que curte sertanejo da porra
2 hours later 6101491 Anonymous
>>6101281
It's an university city, what did you expect? At least it's relatively safe and clean.
5 hours later 6103552 Anonymous (heart_stopper22.jpg 370x257 31kB)
why does most of the transexual porno on the internet feature brazilian trannies? Why? why are there so many transexuals in brazil?
5 hours later 6103588 Anonymous
>>6103552
Obviously Brazilians want to be the little girl
5 hours later 6103610 Anonymous
>>6103552
I think its because in brazil.. sexuality isn't as big a deal? I hear in brazil a man can fuck another man and not be considered gay if he is doing the penetration. The guy taking the dick up the butt though is gay.
5 hours later 6103631 Anonymous
>>6101491
safe and clean?dude, I had an ex-gf from Campinas, and no, not a safe place
5 hours later 6103678 Anonymous
>>6103552
I've seen a lot of rape porn from Japan.
Does that mean Japan has the highest number of rapists?
>>6103610
>I hear in brazil a man can fuck another man and not be considered gay if he is doing the penetration.
Hahahaha, what?
5 hours later 6103690 Anonymous
>>6103610
Nah, that's muslims
>There is a boy across the river
>with a bottom like a peach
>but alas, I cannot swim
Pathan poem
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