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2012-09-24 03:59 6016993 Anonymous /int/ related jokes (famine.jpg 570x385 40kB)
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. What? Too soon?

2 min later 6017014 Anonymous (Total Debt under Obama.jpg 1119x686 97kB)
Obama made joke lawl

3 min later 6017027 Anonymous
How do you stop a french car? Shoot the guy who's pushing it.

4 min later 6017034 Anonymous
It's never too soon to laugh at the Irish. When will Seamus O'Finnigan get his ass out here to give me Guinness?

5 min later 6017046 Anonymous
I'm watching very closely. Come on, I don't care about famine jokes etc But I want one that can actually make me laugh.

10 min later 6017074 Anonymous
I am 1/3 Irish :3

10 min later 6017079 Anonymous
What is Marc Dutroux in an egg? A kinder surprise.

16 min later 6017113 Anonymous
>>6016993 OP the joke is not funny. it relys on a logic error : suppose we say that nothing is better than x it's also true that anything is better than nothing so we can say that anything is better than x? NO ! because 'nothing' is different from the 'absence of anything' it was the 'absence of anything' (a anglosaxon genocide policy) which killed the irish. not 'nothing'.

17 min later 6017135 Anonymous
>>6017113 i agree

19 min later 6017149 Anonymous
>>6017113 You're so logical! But still it gave me a giggle!

19 min later 6017151 Anonymous (jap.png 1782x1068 40kB)
>>6017113 Click!

26 min later 6017203 Anonymous (president-obama-laughing2.jpg 536x400 53kB)
>>6017014

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>>6017113 Autism and historical revisionism, all in one post. Stay classy nips.

37 min later 6017294 Anonymous (C0085221-Down_s_syndrome-SPL[1].jpg 530x353 48kB)
>>6017151 Learn to fucking crop.

44 min later 6017372 Anonymous (screen.png 3760x2176 536kB)
>>6017294 what is wrong with that?

47 min later 6017400 Anonymous
>>6017074 Aka american stupid cunt

56 min later 6017477 Anonymous
>>6017372 Wait a fucking second! Why aren't you using adblock?

58 min later 6017492 Anonymous
Jackie Chan says he can't get the insurance to perform his own stunts any more. Well at least he won't have any trouble finding a look-a-like stunt double.

1 hours later 6017524 Anonymous
What do you call an Australian with a machine gun?

1 hours later 6017618 Anonymous
>>6017524 I dunno what?

1 hours later 6017650 Anonymous
>>6017524 A faggot

1 hours later 6017665 Anonymous
>>6017618 >>6017650 An Emu War re-enactor

1 hours later 6017689 Anonymous
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep started running at the sound of the zipper.

1 hours later 6017710 Anonymous
>>6017477 Because 4chan's ads don't bother me at all.

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>French weapons: "We know what they wanted to do, but is that really all they wanted to do?" >Italian weapons: "We know why their weapons ended up like that, but did they really have to do that?" >English Weapons: "We know what they wanted to do, but we don't know why their weapons ended up like this" >Soviet weapons: "We know why their weapons ended up like this, but we don't know what they wanted to do." >German weapons: "We know they had to do it this way, but we don't know why they had to go so far in doing it." >Japanese weapons: "We know they had to do it this way, but we never really thought they'd actually use them." >American weapons: "We know that they're necessary, but we don't know why they had to make so many of them."

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Do you know what a gypsy triathlon consists of? ... Walking to the swimming hall and riding a bicycle the way back.

1 hours later 6017740 Anonymous
>>6017735 Oh come on... really?

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>>6017779 >>6017754 >>6017748 >>6017735 ...dude...

1 hours later 6017801 Anonymous (MFW 17.jpg 466x591 35kB)
>>6017779 >American >Calling Soccer Football Something is kaput here

1 hours later 6017810 Anonymous
>>6017739 Why don't Mexicans ever earn Olympic medals? All Mexicans that can run fast, jump high and swim rapidly are already in the United States.

1 hours later 6017814 Anonymous
>>6017801 Obviously he's a foreigner or he's one of those people that hates his own country because it's the cool and edgy thing to do.

1 hours later 6017818 Anonymous
>>6017801 >implying this isn't a proxy

1 hours later 6017822 Anonymous
>>6017810 What's the difference between Bigfoot and a hard working Black Man? Bigfoot has been spotted

1 hours later 6017829 Anonymous
>>6017814 >>6017818 >>6017801 Maybe he is Mexican.

1 hours later 6017832 Anonymous
Do you know when it's really fucking cold? ... Gypsies keep their hands in their own pockets.

1 hours later 6017836 Anonymous
>>6017665 That wasnt funny...

1 hours later 6017842 Anonymous
>>6017810 Border crossing and agent avoidance should be olympic events.

1 hours later 6017843 Anonymous
>>6017779 Everyone that uses that site is obviously mentally ill and needs to be shot in the fucking head

1 hours later 6017846 Anonymous
>>6017779 what makes me mad is that they talk about it as THEY threw the bombs. they didn't do shit. even their fucking parents didn't exist when WW2 happened.

1 hours later 6017849 Anonymous
>>6017843 >i am edgy and countercultural please have sex with me

1 hours later 6017854 Anonymous
>>6017842 It's already an event. It's called the biathalon.

1 hours later 6017856 Anonymous
>>6017849 No they are just so fucking stupid that it makes me mad i mean seriously some of them are calling japanese people gooks thats like calling a white man a nigger

1 hours later 6017858 Anonymous
>>6017113 Quality Japanese analysis. Now if only you people could tell a joke that didn't involve raping an 11 year old.

1 hours later 6017864 Anonymous
>>6017858 About three weeks ago, some nipfag was telling really good K-jokes.

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>>6017822 Why does a Turk open his zipper when he eats French fries? To keep the flies away from his fries.

1 hours later 6017884 Anonymous
>>6017113 >anglosaxon genocide policy they should have taken the initiative and bought their own potatoes instead of relying on British supermarkets

2 hours later 6017892 Anonymous (monkey fight.png 640x464 351kB)
Why are OPs eyes red after sex?

2 hours later 6017894 Anonymous
mace

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>>6017871 very good

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What's Ireland's biggest export? > Dead British soliders > bring it

12 hours later 6021697 Anonymous
>>6017892 because he saw it cuming

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>>6021633 What do you call a good irishman? A protestant

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>>6017074 Hahaha 1/3 ? How is that even possible, you can only have k/2^n heritage you stupid cunt.

12 hours later 6021766 Anonymous
A French in Paris ask one tourist: - Do you want to hear one funny story about stupid Americans? - dude, I am American - No problems, I can tell this story twice, if you don't understand at first.

12 hours later 6021772 Anonymous
>>6021715 You're not all that bright.

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>>6017372 >those tabs

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I was having a conversation with a friend about how languages change over the years and he gave an example showing how the countrys name has changed over the centuries and he was right. 825 - England 1707 - Kingdom of Great Britain 1801 - The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland 1922 - The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 2015 - The Satellite states of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan

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>>6017014 you know what the difference between a debt and deficit are, right?

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>>6017748 >Actually these colors run... the world! I've always loved that joke.

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A Slovene and a Serb jump from an airplane. Who dies first? Doesn't matter.

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>>6017856 Nah it's like calling a German a dirty Dutchman, or a Pole a Russian. No need to exaggerate.

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