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2012-09-23 11:51 6014772 Anonymous Squat shops (008.jpg 648x432 270kB)
Nonslavs, how does this make you feel? http://www.polarinertia.com/dec08/squat01.htm

1 min later 6014790 Anonymous
Please anyone, can u genocide pooland?

1 min later 6014794 Albanian-American
A lot of ass will be seen.

1 min later 6014795 Anonymous
I am an ethnic slav spreading my slav seed in American women. Ask me anything.

1 min later 6014801 Anonymous
glorious slavic genes in our barbaric motherland

4 min later 6014818 Anonymous (klek-shop-580x487.jpg 580x487 118kB)
dat everyday squatting

6 min later 6014850 Anonymous
>>6014790 It's Bulgaria you retard.

6 min later 6014857 Anonymous
It's...GLORIOUS!;_;

10 min later 6014898 Anonymous
I wish I could slavsquat

10 min later 6014904 Anonymous
T-this... this is real?!

11 min later 6014911 Anonymous
Why do slavs squat?

11 min later 6014920 Anonymous (klekshop_01.jpg 400x267 120kB)
synchronised klekshopping

12 min later 6014930 Anonymous (typical slav.gif 317x478 96kB)
>>6014911 It's to celebrate their animal heritage.

12 min later 6014932 Anonymous
Another brilliant slav invention: The in-convenience store.

12 min later 6014936 Anonymous (zx620y348_603517.jpg 620x348 63kB)
just read the OP, it explains everythign there dat glorious capitalism >Bulgarian "Squat Shops" In the late 80's, private ownership of production was legalized in Bulgaria. Among the first businesses to appear were these small "Squat Shops," operated out of floor-level cellar windows. Despite more legitimate storefront space becoming available, these small portals remained operational and lucrative - miniature convenience stores catering to the cigarette fix of the passing pedestrian or the midday thirst of those waiting on bus stops, for which patrons have no objection to stooping to street level. An idiosyncratic, now common element of the Bulgarian capital, over time the shops have evolved elaborate displays, framing the small street level openings with bottles of alcohol, coffee, and cartons of cigarettes, often in eye-catching bright colors.

13 min later 6014944 Anonymous
>>6014911 Comes from their mongol genes The mongols that didn't get horses had to squat

14 min later 6014950 Anonymous (2.jpg 460x306 37kB)
it's really convinient btw

14 min later 6014951 Anonymous
>>6014898 Why cant you? Too fat?

15 min later 6014967 Anonymous (1294853073212.jpg 494x639 75kB)
This look like a nice army though.

15 min later 6014974 Anonymous
>>6014951 I'm lean as shit My leg muscles need training if I were to properly slavsquat

16 min later 6014980 Anonymous (1299721391430.jpg 1001x2143 201kB)
>>6014967

16 min later 6014983 Anonymous
>>6014944 lol. How do you figure they could cross the entire continent?

17 min later 6014995 Anonymous
>>6014974 Lol

18 min later 6015015 Anonymous
How is Bulgaria allowed to be in the EU when such blatant discrimination is happening in broad daylight? You can't just ban non slavs from using your shops by making it impossible for non slavs to use them.

19 min later 6015020 Anonymous (zx620y348_603523.jpg 620x348 42kB)
inside view, last pic. hope you enjoyed the cultural enrichment >>6014930 well, fuck you too, mongolian piece of shit

19 min later 6015023 Anonymous (putin0.jpg 320x400 17kB)
>>6014995 To properly slavsquat you must have both of your feet on the ground flat Observe the Tsar squatting

19 min later 6015024 Anonymous
>>6014967 Squats An army full of slavs squating and provide themselfs an increased coversave in firefights.

21 min later 6015038 Anonymous (zx620y348_603519.jpg 620x348 39kB)
>>6015015 don't worry britbro, we have thought of everything

21 min later 6015053 Anonymous
>>6015038 Good. You had me worried for a minute there.

22 min later 6015066 Mae (mi_nugga.jpg 437x582 92kB)
>>6015038 >mfw that equality

27 min later 6015133 Anonymous (streetshop_sofia.jpg 760x507 150kB)
dat plentitude

28 min later 6015138 Anonymous
>>6015133 How do they make sure people don't steal shit?

30 min later 6015166 Anonymous (slav war position.gif 352x314 17kB)


31 min later 6015187 Anonymous (2786457711_8d8ec2217c_b.jpg 1024x683 608kB)
>>6015138 nobody steals in Bulgaria and generally in the Balkans, bro

31 min later 6015192 Anonymous
>>6015166 >Having actual boots. >Having a gun >Having a helmet That man is obviously not a proper Slav soldier and would be laughed out of any unit in our army for using such cowardly tools.

37 min later 6015293 Anonymous
>>6014932 Holy balls, I laughed at a joke made by a German.

40 min later 6015344 Anonymous (1322590574901.jpg 933x1400 218kB)
>>6015187

44 min later 6015397 Anonymous (372496319.jpg 700x457 58kB)
>>6015024 be afraid, be very afraid

47 min later 6015419 Anonymous
>>6015187 How much does a bottle of normal booze cost in Bulgaria?

50 min later 6015464 Anonymous
I can't decide if these are charming, incredibly inconvenient, or both

55 min later 6015523 Anonymous (P1020837-1.jpg 1000x667 238kB)
0.7l is the standart for rakia /ракия/, the most common drink here and it costs about 10 leva which is about 5 euro. Whiskey /red label johnie is really common/ is about 20 leva or about 10 euro. Beer 0.5l is about 1 or 2 leva, 0.50 or 1 euro.

59 min later 6015564 Anonymous (sgsg.jpg 618x346 72kB)
>>6015464 not very charming most of the time, just a way to make money/buy stuff not really inconvenient too, you usually just buy a pack of cigarettes, booze or sunflower seeds yeah, sunflower seeds, deal with it - pic related, our prime minister чоплing some seeds

1 hours later 6015595 Anonymous
>>6014932 10/10 would laugh again

1 hours later 6015633 Anonymous
That's one of the oddest things I've seen all day.

1 hours later 6015654 Anonymous
What is stopping me from paying once and stealing everything?

1 hours later 6015680 Professional Polish Plumber
>>6015654 Not being a nigger

1 hours later 6015681 Anonymous
>>6015523 Pretty expensive, that's about what I pay here, maybe a bit more for the booze unless I take the shit that burns your throat.

1 hours later 6015682 Anonymous (Pedestal-squat-toilet.jpg 548x400 25kB)
It's isn't a slavsquat. This is a turkish squat; just like the turkish toilet. Bulgarians aren't real Slavs.

1 hours later 6015688 Anonymous
>>6014850 He's not talking about the picture Polebro, he's just saying something we all want.

1 hours later 6015695 Anonymous
>>6015654 Too fat to run away before the clerk catches you.

1 hours later 6015726 Anonymous
>>6015695 I saw an amerifat trying to squat once after 30 minutes, they bring the crane

1 hours later 6015729 Anonymous
>>6015682 Right, bulgarians are turkish, turkish are muslims, muslims fuck sheeps and being hated.

1 hours later 6015743 Anonymous
>>6015695 Meh, Poland is cool. Witold Pilecki is a hero of mine.

1 hours later 6015744 Professional Polish Plumber (peasants cannot into sitting.jpg 297x420 17kB)
>>6015682 In russia peasants didn't know how to use toilets when they were introduced, so they squatted on them. Problem was, when they were doing in in the trains they usually fell of and hurt themselves, so soviet scientists devised a genius plan. Metal plates screwed to the seats, which heat up to unberable temperatures in the summer making burning your butt extremely easy if you are not prepared.

1 hours later 6015752 Mae
>>6015744 that can't be true

1 hours later 6015774 Professional Polish Plumber
>>6015752 Man, I lived through it. Luckily I don't have any bruises left. Fuckers couldn't be asked to sit down so they made those plates to stop them from falling, forgeting that when somebody will try to sit on it during russian summer, enormous butthurt will ensue.

1 hours later 6015807 Anonymous (selski-tuning_f400.jpg 400x248 84kB)
>>6015681 that's a problem with a lot of stuff here in Bulgaria. The prices of the booze, cigarettes, gasoline, etc ar european standarts while the minimum wage is below 150 euro. And Greece are complaining... >>6015654 You pay and they give you the stuff, most of the time it's behind a glass. What stops you is that you'll be the only nigger in the whole city and it wont take a lot of time for the police to find you.

1 hours later 6015902 Anonymous
This makes me feel a little bit jelly. 10/10 would squat for alcohol

2 hours later 6016237 Anonymous
>>6015192 No wonder you guys lost. >You just got tricked.jpg

8 hours later 6018719 Anonymous (Corbis-42-31216396.jpg 640x424 105kB)
>>6015192 lold well I also always wonder why Slavia soldiers are never clean, without parts of issued uniform (Russian soldiers never look like they wear the same uniform) and their rifles look like they were assembled from various kalashnikov parts fastened with duct tape. No offence, I just wonder.

8 hours later 6018757 Anonymous (sitting vs squatting.gif 453x320 7kB)
>>6015744 I heard it was better for your colon to squat on the toilet, like it's a more natural position. pic related

8 hours later 6018796 Anonymous belarus
>>6018719 They look cool and badass to me. Soldiers who actually fight don't need to look spotless.

8 hours later 6018820 Anonymous
>>6014772 Homeless people sell snacks and drugs out of cardboard boxes over here too 2/10 not even rustled

8 hours later 6018844 Anonymous
>>6018719 The guys you've posted were actually fighting a war. And real war is dirty and messy and you care more about not to be killed than about your looks.

8 hours later 6018894 Anonymous (1339526534550[1].jpg 425x428 58kB)
>>6014772 It's amasing!

16 hours later 6021818 Anonymous
Just a couple years ago I thought all people squat around the world. Then I started browsing interwebs and noticed that people ridicule slavs for squatting. So I thought may be it's because we squat more than the rest of the world. Until now I haven't even realized that others don't squat at all, that's why it's a freaking big deal to them.

28 hours later 6028922 Anonymous
>>6015133 mfw thats right near where my great-grandpaw lives

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