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2012-09-23 10:09 6013024 Anonymous (big_union_jack.jpg 689x388 183kB)
I'm a girl from the US who will soon be studying abroad in southwest England. What can I expect? Will I automatically repel guys because of my "accent?"

0 min later 6013039 Anonymous
>mfw your pussy will be stuffed with chav cock within the first month of going Enjoy.

1 min later 6013061 Anonymous
No, the Englishmen will repel you with their faces.

2 min later 6013070 Anonymous
>>6013039 pls no. :'( Will I be raped?

2 min later 6013080 Anonymous
>>6013070 >implying someone needs to force themselves upon you to make a whore out of you So fanny joke.

2 min later 6013082 Anonymous
you must abide the sharia law american

7 min later 6013158 Anonymous (1344450328062.jpg 312x420 49kB)
>>6013080 B-but I'm a virgin. I'm scared now.

8 min later 6013179 Anonymous
Make sure you wear a hijab.

9 min later 6013191 Anonymous
Don't walk out in public without covering your entire body OR without a male escort. You'll be stabbed onsite by local police for law breaking.

9 min later 6013194 Anonymous (tumblr_ll3rstqWSJ1qde8aao1_400[1].gif 350x208 507kB)
>girl

10 min later 6013204 Anonymous
>>6013158 You will soon be one of 72.

10 min later 6013217 Anonymous (1336149352838.jpg 613x497 225kB)
Imagine getting a blowjob from a british girl. Their crooked teeth would shred your dick. You might as well let a tiger give you a bj.

10 min later 6013221 Anonymous
>>6013070 Ha, you wish, BurgerWoman. American girls are always drooling all over brits.

12 min later 6013248 Anonymous
>>6013221 Americans aren't used to true white people. You neither :DDDDD

16 min later 6013320 Anonymous
>>6013194 Instant attraction because of that gif. >>6013221 I meant by chavs. I don't think anyone is drooling over them. >>6013082 >>6013179 >>6013191 >>6013204 Lol'd.

17 min later 6013334 Anonymous (image002.jpg 394x410 55kB)
>>6013248 Americans girls go to England to try and bang a brit because of their accent, they don't care if it's good looking or not, desperate chubby hags.

17 min later 6013338 Anonymous
Are you white, if you are, you'll stick out.

18 min later 6013351 Anonymous
>>6013217 This guy

18 min later 6013356 Anonymous (Walter Smith is amused.jpg 300x300 14kB)
>>6013338

24 min later 6013444 Anonymous
Pretend that you're mentally retarded and you'll be fine.

24 min later 6013445 Anonymous
>>6013334 >implying that's the sole reason of their trip >implying all American girls are chubby hags Bitch please. >>6013338 Y-yes. That's probably an accurate assumption.

28 min later 6013506 Anonymous (1347789078242.png 964x613 216kB)
>South West England Come to Wales instead !!!

30 min later 6013533 Anonymous
Well this thread was a joy to read.

34 min later 6013584 Anonymous
>>6013506 I'm sure I'll take a weekend trip there. I'll be in Bath specifically - that's like 3 hours from Wales, right?

36 min later 6013617 Anonymous
>>6013584 Bath is like 1 hour away from Cardiff(capital city of Wales) if you cross the Severn bridge Good thing about Britain is things are a lot closer than in USA

36 min later 6013620 Anonymous
>>6013338 South west England is 98% white. Where abouts are you going, OP?

37 min later 6013624 Anonymous
I should have known better than to expect constructive replies from the shut-in population of /int/. You should expect plenty of drunk rugby players throwing up and making each other do mildly homosexual things. As long as you aren't the stereotypical 'dumb American', and I'm sure you aren't, you'll be absolutely fine. Whereabouts are you going to study? If you are going to London to study you should be careful at night, but it's nothing like the shariah infested shithole /int/ likes to present it as.

38 min later 6013634 Anonymous
>>6013584 Bath is a rural town, so it should be nice and peaceful. Enjoy yourself!

38 min later 6013643 Anonymous
>>6013634 it's expensive though, but I guess Bristol isn't far away

38 min later 6013646 Anonymous
I'll buy you a pint OP, i'm from the southwest, ask away.

39 min later 6013656 Anonymous
>>6013506 If she's got a penchant for sheep and shit booze.

41 min later 6013676 Anonymous
What, Cornwall? I'm pretty sure anything sounds good compared to that accent. Plus, English women are notoriously ugly. You should be fine if you aren't a landwhale.

42 min later 6013686 Anonymous
OP's flag is beyond incorrect.

42 min later 6013687 Anonymous
>>6013445 >American >Not fat You'll be fine as long as you don't make a fool of yourself, the southwest area is nice.

43 min later 6013708 Anonymous
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

43 min later 6013711 Anonymous
why is everyone's flag suddenly a ?

44 min later 6013736 Anonymous
>>6013711 The american chick ate all the flags.

44 min later 6013737 Anonymous
>>6013711 IT'S THE JEWS, MUUHHH HERRRIIITAAGGGGEEEEEE

46 min later 6013790 Anonymous
>>6013024 A girl on 4chan .... Reminds mr rule 15

47 min later 6013816 Anonymous
flags noo!

1 hours later 6014241 Anonymous
>>6013617 Oh, nice. Google maps lied to me. >>6013620 >>6013624 Bath Uni. >>6013634 Thanks! >>6013646 I keep forgetting that I'll be able to legally drink. I'm 18, so this is new territory for me, haha. How's the public transit system? I'm not daring enough to attempt driving while I'm there. >>6013676 >>6013687 >tfw my BMI is 19, but my country has ruined everything for everyone :'(

1 hours later 6014855 Anonymous
Bump

1 hours later 6014871 Anonymous
I lived in Glasgow for a couple of years and if that's any indicator you're in for one Hell of a time, love.

1 hours later 6014872 Anonymous
> Will I automatically repel guys because of my "accent?" Nah, your fat butt will

1 hours later 6014915 Anonymous
>>6014872 D-D-Damn, son!

1 hours later 6014918 Anonymous
What state are you from?

1 hours later 6014953 Anonymous
>>6014872 >fat butt and thats why america is alpha yurop is beta

2 hours later 6015054 Anonymous
>SouthWest Im in Bristol. Wanna meet up and browse /int/ together? Maybe even /h/ or /hc/ if things get a little..... ya know. No one will give a shit about your accent. We have a few North Americans here (in Bristol at least). Not as many as we have Europeans, but still a few. Given that your at a uni, you'll be mostly surrounded by lefty faggots (as Im sure is the case in America). Its very unlikely, but some of them may be a little douchey due to your Americanness, though Ive certainly never witness any ill temper directed at the North Americans here.

2 hours later 6015112 Anonymous
I like the American accent on a girl, but it gets annoying. I prefer Irish accent on a girl or southern. Scottish sounds horrible and is an instant boner kill

2 hours later 6015301 Anonymous
>>6013024 First bit of advice: Ignore everyone in this thread. England is 84% white in total, but that's because of London which is multiculti Gomorrah. The rest is 99% white with small pockets of 100% Muslim. Advice: -The North is friendlier than the south in general -The UK is bigger than you think it is -Just... don't go to Wales. Seriously. -Stay away from Muslim neighbourhoods. They stick together and concentrate in cheap areas, turning them into ghettoes -Despite what people say, our crime rate isn't higher than others, we're just strict with crime -Chavs aren't about nowadays - thankfully.

2 hours later 6015369 Anonymous
>>6015112 And yet I prefer most Scots accents on a girl to most Irish accents.

2 hours later 6015399 Anonymous
>>6015301 >-The North is friendlier than the south in general BAHAHHAHAHAHA >-The UK is bigger than you think it is boring >-Just... don't go to Wales. Seriously. Wales is nice >-Stay away from Muslim neighbourhoods. They stick together and concentrate in cheap areas, turning them into ghettoes mhm. >-Despite what people say, our crime rate isn't higher than others, we're just strict with crime Crime is terrible in this country. It's probably as bad as America. >-Chavs aren't about nowadays - thankfully. THey are less in number, but they are still bad. BTW - Bath - expect lots of Asian tourists and old fogies on old fogy touring vacation groups.

2 hours later 6015418 Anonymous
>>6015369 Australian is better than them all

2 hours later 6015471 Anonymous
>>6015418 No. Definitely not. Most New World accents are horribly grating, barring the Kiwis. They're adorable.

2 hours later 6015490 Anonymous
>>6015399 >BAHAHHAHAHAHA Ignorant southerner detected >boring I didn't write that for your entertainment, did I? >Wales is nice Mediocre countryside and deserted wasteland cities full of over-inflated locals with awful accents sure is lovely. >mhm. ? >Crime is terrible in this country. It's probably as bad as America. No it isn't. Either you live in a shit area or you're determined to drag the UK down. Either way you're not exactly making a valid point here. >THey are less in number, but they are still bad. I haven't seen a single chav since 2005 at the most. Like I said before, you live in a shit area.

2 hours later 6015503 Anonymous
>>6015112 Oh wow, this comment made me laugh because it is the EXACT opposite of my accent preference in girls.

2 hours later 6015532 Anonymous
I almost went to Bath uni, but then I decided not to.

2 hours later 6015542 Anonymous
>>6015490 Cardiff's pretty good.

2 hours later 6015557 Anonymous (525775868.png 637x607 96kB)
>>6015490 >No it isn't. Either you live in a shit area or you're determined to drag the UK down. Either way you're not exactly making a valid point here. Crime is terrible in this country. It's a fact. >>6015490 >I haven't seen a single chav since 2005 at the most. Like I said before, you live in a shit area. ANY area in red on this map is confirmed chav-land. The blue ones are less afflicted, but they are still there. Open your fucking eyes, you over-optimistic twat. By the way, all of my shits for you are gone as soon as you say north>south in friendliness, you utter pike. Half the time you meet a cunt in the South they come with a heavy accent in one of the monstruous northern cack-speaks.

2 hours later 6015560 Anonymous
>>6013024 >I'm a girl Dropped reading at this moment.

2 hours later 6015567 Anonymous
>>6014241 (Bristolian here, worked in most of the southwest ) Public transport is fine, yeah nothing bad to really say about it, watch out for taxis though, if you're in Bristol only ever get in a Blue taxi, they're the only trust worthy ones. As for drinking, everyone here does it in excess. >protip: 99% of the population of Bath is made of stuck up cunt

2 hours later 6015605 Anonymous
>>6015567 >mfw I knew a girl from Bath It's true, everything she did and talked about was about making herself sound posh and she kept expressing the desire to be upper class. I'm pretty sure she plans to marry for status. She'd probably get genuinely depressed if someone said she wasn't at least middle class.

2 hours later 6015627 Anonymous
>>6015567 >>protip: 99% of the population of Bath is made of stuck up cunt What, they mind their own business and are generally polite? Protip you shortsighted ass-lover: Foreigners who arent blinded by the lower classes epicly bad shortcomings are a better judgement of which Englanders have any merit. And theyll point out that those same people you pronounce as "stuck up cunts" are actually what makes places like Bath pleasant. And those drunken faggots who cant keep to themselves and insist on using as few braincells as possible in public conduct, who you'd probably describe as "friendly" like the twatcunt above, are actually fuckwits worthy of a face full of shit any time they raise their voice over 10 sodding decidels.

2 hours later 6015646 Anonymous
>>6015627 >decidels Decibels. >tripped on the last fucking word

2 hours later 6015653 Anonymous (northern pride worldwide.png 2449x818 97kB)
>>6015557 >southern england has no yobs What short memories you cunts have. Remember the London riots? And at least 50% of them were white.

2 hours later 6015666 Anonymous
>>6015653 London is clearly red on that map. Thanks for confirming my bold statements.

2 hours later 6015691 Anonymous
>>6015627 Calm the fuck down you shit smeared mong, Bath if full of cunts who are full of themselves. I'm not a faggot like you so I'm not going to write a pretentious paragraph.

2 hours later 6015714 Anonymous
>>6015666 >>6015653 Stop arguing, North and South England are equal, happy? >midlands master race reporting

2 hours later 6015754 Anonymous
>>6015714 The midlands is a shit hole, sorry.

3 hours later 6015776 Anonymous
>>6015557 Oh I see, another fucking southern, conservative voting cunt. Keep voting the same out of touch arseholes into power that have driven this country further and further into the shit. I bet you are one of those rich cunts who only care about making themselves richer and then, once they've taken the average Englishman for every last one of his pennies they'll flee abroad somewhere and leave the rest of us to clean up your shit. You people make me sick. The reason the North is poorer than the south is because fucking London and Southern-centric arseholes like you only spend the govt's cash on the south, the North has to fucking fend for itself. Not to mention that 99% of all Southerners I've met have been fucking irritating cunts who let their children run wild, touching and grabbing items of historical importance, clambering all over ancient ruins, and generally putting their own lives in danger while their oblivious parents chatter way to each other, and the family pet shits all over the place. Southerners are stuck up cunts to a man, obsessed with status. The North is where people who actually know how the world works lives. This country would be in a much better state if the Capital were Birmingham or Liverpool.

3 hours later 6015826 Anonymous (1337297956124.png 297x355 177kB)
>>6015776

3 hours later 6015841 Anonymous
>>6015776 >. The North is where people who actually know how the world works lives. The world works by government funding inefficient cunts to make a crappy product and sell it at a loss? Oh no, sorry, that's how Britain worked (and by "worked" I of course mean "failed") when prats like you had control, until Thatcher came in and told you where to go. Unfortunately you got back into power and reversed all of the decent changes she put in place, thus bringing NuLabour into a miserable existence.

3 hours later 6015870 Anonymous
>>6015605 I met a guy from Bath. I know people from fucking Chelsea who're less posh than that cunt.

3 hours later 6015914 Anonymous
>>6015870 Notice i said 99%.

3 hours later 6015922 Anonymous
ITT Bath haters What the matter, mad that youll never own 10 horses of the finest stock? Or that you'll never afford a suit as expensive as my butlers?

3 hours later 6015935 Anonymous
>>6015922 >2 people out of 10 say they don't like bath >EVERYONE HATES US BECAUSE WE'RE BETTER >Bath confirmed for the USA of the South West.

3 hours later 6015952 Anonymous
I'm an American guy from the south who, after this year, will be going to Scotland to study at St. Andrews. What will people think of me?

3 hours later 6015964 Anonymous
>>6015952 Non-brits need to understand this fact: We don't care where you're from, as long as you're not a cunt.

3 hours later 6015971 Anonymous
>>6015952 >St. Andrews Very small, very expensive, full of rich posh cunts. Also, what this guy said: >>6015964

3 hours later 6015992 Anonymous
>>6015971 Okay, thanks. I know St. Andrews is expensive, but it's actually cheaper than some of my local schools (Furman), and it's ranked higher than my first choice American school (Dartmouth). So, what your saying is I'll be alright as long as I'm not a massive douche about everything?

3 hours later 6016004 Anonymous
>>6015992 >So, what your saying is I'll be alright as long as I'm not a massive douche about everything? I'm not sure why you thought it would be any different.

3 hours later 6016008 Anonymous (1318434029507.png 589x375 16kB)
>>6015992 "So, what your saying is I'll be alright as long as I'm not a massive douche about everything?" Does it work differently in America?

3 hours later 6016015 Anonymous
>>6014872 She's just bulking you racist

3 hours later 6016018 Anonymous
>>6016008 I know there are certain schools where an accent like mine is considered a sign of ignorance, and a means by which to disregard everything I do.

3 hours later 6016019 Anonymous (1347787042316.jpg 176x192 8kB)
>I'm a girl

3 hours later 6016021 Anonymous
>>6015490 actually your violent crime rate is far higher than ours.

3 hours later 6016024 Anonymous
>>6016018 I'm not trying to sound pretentious now, but, I doubt anybody at UNI would judge someone by their accent and if they do their obviously an asspie. Disregard asspies acquire currency.

3 hours later 6016031 Anonymous
How many flaps does your belly have?

3 hours later 6016035 Anonymous
>>6016024 Thank you.

3 hours later 6016037 Anonymous (1339961881040.jpg 640x580 129kB)
>btw im a gurl

3 hours later 6016042 Anonymous
>>6016035 Also, when you talk to Native British people, don't take anything to heart, anything.

3 hours later 6016047 Anonymous
> brits are having a slapfest over regional rivalry near me

3 hours later 6016048 Anonymous
>>6016042 Are you shitposters IRL too?

3 hours later 6016052 Anonymous
>>6016048 yes, are you a faggot irl?

3 hours later 6016059 Anonymous
>>6016052 No, but immensely socially awkward.

3 hours later 6016067 Anonymous
>>6016059 Please stop being Socially awkward and become alpha as fuck and have hundreds of Aryan Swedish babies. >inb4 that butthurt Iranian guy greases up the thread with his "aryan" bullshit

3 hours later 6016080 Anonymous
Bath is really pretty and nice. And the fact that it's middle class is a goo thing really. I have friends there and visit a bit and it's super nice. I prefer Bristol (bit biased by living there) because there's more to do but it's so close (10-15 min train) that you can go Bristol loads. Re: Wales, ignore the haters, Cardiff at least is very nice, and Newport is home to GLC who are so much better than everyone realises

3 hours later 6016085 Anonymous
Shes going to study savage chav buttraep have fun loser

3 hours later 6016087 Anonymous
>>6015992 No one gives a shit where youre from. If you arent making friends its not because you have an unshakeable stigma attached to being foreign, it's because youre a stupid aspie.

3 hours later 6016103 Anonymous
>>6016087 Hey, I'm a foreign aspie and I still managed to make friends.

3 hours later 6016115 Anonymous
>>6016103 With other foreign aspies?

3 hours later 6016126 Anonymous
>>6016042 oh yeah, this whenever i talk to americans IRL they seem to get butthurt really easily you guys take yourselves way too seriously, just remember, if we want to upset you we wont try and do it subtly or behind your back

3 hours later 6016127 Anonymous
>>6016115 Native normals, actually.

3 hours later 6016129 Anonymous
>>6016115 Don't know about UK but here in uni you have literally can't be alone, so much parties and shit that you get dragged to and everyone is desperate to find someone to hang with.

3 hours later 6016130 Anonymous
We had americans in my uni in south west wales..... The first question i got asked when introduced to one was " are you spanish? ", when i said no the immediate follow question was " oh, you must be irish " ....... I was from the next town over.... Still americans are welcomed to wales and i've never known them to get any grief.... As they say, as long as you're not a cunt and english, it's all good

3 hours later 6016134 Anonymous
>>6016127 Nice.

3 hours later 6016140 Anonymous
>>6016130 so you can be a cunt OR english?

3 hours later 6016144 Anonymous
>>6016042 >Also, when you talk to Native British people, don't take anything to heart, anything. Especially the shit about "you're all racists" "why are you such racist assholes" etc. Because unlike everything else, some Brits are serious about that shit and don't waste time debating them.

4 hours later 6016155 Anonymous
>>6016130 I don't understand? why did they think you were spanish? through looks?

4 hours later 6016165 Anonymous
>>6016144 I always crack up when I hear a Brit accuse someone from another country a racist.

4 hours later 6016180 Anonymous
>>6016126 Really, the only people who ever make me angry are other Americans, and it's over the "hurr durr southern redneck cousin-fucker" bullshit, but I also know people personally from other countries, and even when they do make fun, I'm cool with it.

4 hours later 6016191 Anonymous
>>6016155 >Welsh or Spanish TBH celts without the red hair can look Spanish. Example: my family.

6 hours later 6017253 Anonymous
>>6016191 I second.

21 hours later 6023470 Anonymous
Second day bump. Thanks for the input so far!

25 hours later 6026738 Anonymous
Woman with American accent....HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!

27 hours later 6027586 Anonymous
>>6016155 I assume through looks yes, I'm 3 parts Welsh, 1 Part Irish.... my brother has often called me a greasy Spaniard. ^_^ It was just a shock for an American to jump the assumption so quick. You will meet a lot of Welsh who look a bit Mediterranean if you visit our small corner of the country. >>6016140 Being a Cunt isn't appreciated, being English is okay, you''ll get piss take though; providing you're not a Cunt... If you're English and a Cunt, then it heightens the dislike people will have.... it reinforces stereotypes of the English... Welsh people Like English who break the stereotype

27 hours later 6027614 Anonymous
raped by pakis

35 hours later 6031398 Anonymous
>>6027614 The term is "culturally enriched", silly muriclap.

35 hours later 6031407 Anonymous
>>6027614 niggers, too

36 hours later 6031498 Anonymous
>>6031407 To be fair, that problem is much worse in America than here.

36 hours later 6031534 Anonymous
Expect brits liking you. I as most latvians speak english with a heavy american accent and while I was living in East Anglia people were drawn in by the way I spoke... Go figure.

36 hours later 6031543 Anonymous
>>6031498 not a problem fuck you

36 hours later 6031549 Anonymous
>>6031543 Black guy detected.

36 hours later 6031752 Anonymous
>i'm a girl lol hear me roar XDDD

36 hours later 6031757 Anonymous
>>6013070 Depends where in the southwest you're going, if Bristol then it's full of Blacks so yeah probably.

36 hours later 6031771 Anonymous
>>6031549 Yeah. My Danish heritage is insaaaaaanely black.

36 hours later 6031776 Anonymous
>>6015301 >The rest is 99% white with small pockets of 100% Muslim. Yep, Bristol, Leicester, Manchester, Bradford, Dewsbury, Luton, Oldham, Birmingham, in fact the whole West Midlands conurbation are completely white.

36 hours later 6031782 Anonymous (5d843a7f_dirty-funny-photos-21.jpg 500x412 36kB)
>>6031771 >Not an FOB >American >Heritage anything other than american

38 hours later 6032565 Anonymous
>>6031543 Someone has ants in their pants.

39 hours later 6032726 Anonymous (1341383272681.jpg 338x338 66kB)
>>6031771 McFucking kill yourself.

39 hours later 6032757 Anonymous
I'm arriving in Bristol/Gloucestershire in two days. Should I expect more of the same? See you there OP.

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