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2012-09-23 08:40 6011435 Anonymous (civil%20war%20soldiers.jpg 449x435 39kB)
Does the South still get pissed over what happened to them in the Civil War?

0 min later 6011453 Anonymous
Yeah, FUCK NORHT KOREA!

1 min later 6011456 Anonymous
Only rednecks and people who can't let that shit go still get mad

2 min later 6011482 Anonymous
Yep, if they ever bring up the Civil War just tell them how William Tecumseh Sherman is your favorite general and watch the butthurt ensue.

4 min later 6011511 Anonymous
Ironically, the song "Dixie" was made by a Northener.

4 min later 6011513 Anonymous
>>6011482 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrYlR6RwRCw&feature=related I was thinking the exact same thing

5 min later 6011525 Anonymous (rebelflag.jpg 512x512 42kB)
Not really but it had a much bigger influence farther South then in the North What gets them mad more is if you pretend that they did not participate in the Revolutionary War or the founding of the country.

6 min later 6011546 Anonymous
>>6011482 Implying people even know who he was outside of GA. Southerners is stupid.

10 min later 6011631 Anonymous
Yes, the South is still butthurt.

16 min later 6011737 Anonymous
Can you guys teach me some history? What's the meaning of this flag beside the Star-Spangled banner? What was the reason of the Civil War? I'm interested.

18 min later 6011772 Anonymous
>>6011737 the Confederate flag - negroes get really butthurt over it

20 min later 6011817 Anonymous
Holy shit, yes. We will never be over it.

21 min later 6011832 Anonymous
The former capitol of the confederacy, Richmond, has tons of monuments to civil war generals on the main street. I drive by those things every day on the way to class.

22 min later 6011848 Anonymous
The south always was and always will be on the wrong side of history. The rest of the US has moved on the world and they still cling to the past.

24 min later 6011884 Anonymous
>>6011737 Quick history lesson Back when the country was founded, many of the founders were slaveowners. Some of them recognized their hypocrisy, but they chose to kick the can down the road. Northern and Southern politicians came up with various compromises to avoid a nasty fight over slavery, but the South became more and more radicalized. Eventually, with the Fugitive Slave Act and Dredd Scott v. Sanford, it seemed like the South was going to push slavery on the rest of the nation. When Lincoln, who got elected on a platform to limit slavery (that's not letting it expand, but leaving it alone in slave states) the South went apeshit and seceded. All the Confederate state constitutions explicitly defended slavery. Southerners attacked a Federal army base, Fort Sumter, starting the war. The American flag has 13 stripes for the 13 original British colonies that declared independence, and 50 stars, one star for every state.

33 min later 6012027 Anonymous
>>6011884 Thanks. I didn't know why the confederate flag was associated with racism.

9 hours later 6017806 Anonymous (sovereignty flag.jpg 530x316 15kB)
In any war which isn't a failed attempt at conquest or imperialism, the war's effects are always greater on the loser. The South's infrastructure was destroyed, many of it's cities burnt to the ground, a fifth of it's young men dead and a good number more considered non-persons by the occupying government for "treason". It's economy was destroyed and it's trade prospects lost from years of blockade by the Union fleet of Confederate ports. "Reconstruction" was just a joke, just a blatant attempt by the North to rub the South's nose in it's own loss. The devastation of the Civil War was such that the former Confederate states are still the poorest states in the Union, even to this day. Emily Dickinson once wrote about the phenomena once. "Success is counted sweetest By those who ne'er succeed. To comprehend a nectar Requires sorest need. Not one of all the purple host Who took the flag to-day Can tell the definition, So clear, of victory! As he, defeated, dying, On whose forbidden ear The distant strains of triumph Burst agonized and clear!" This is, apparently, an alien concept in the North.

9 hours later 6017872 Anonymous (best usa.jpg 627x410 103kB)
We generally agree that Sherman was an overzealous cunt who went way too far when he was already on the verge of winning. Aside from that, we're bros. We know why they did what they did and understand why they felt that they had to do it. And, save for the dumbest among us, we're glad we lost. We wish that it all didn't have to end how it did, but we're understanding and accepting. It's looked back as a tragic and unfortunate event more than anything else. But yeah, Sherman's an excessive cunt.

9 hours later 6017877 Anonymous (fuck portugal.png 930x574 46kB)
Why do I get the feeling that OP is using a proxy?

9 hours later 6017889 Anonymous (fucking portugal.png 962x425 28kB)
>>6017877 A distinct possibility.

9 hours later 6017893 Anonymous
>>6011884 The South wasn't trying to "push slavery on the rest of the nation" The North was an industrial society with poor soil, it didn't need slave farm hands, hence the reason it could abolish slavery relatively painlessly. The South only wanted to maintain it's own slaves, but we have this thing called a "Federal system" and we had just made a huge expansion Westward, which meant that a ton of new states would be added to the Union. Each state gets it's own representatives in congress, and the South feared that if all the new states were "free states", they would outnumber the South in Congress and start pushing anti-slavery legislation against the South, so the South demanded that every other new state that was admitted to the Union be slave, so that the slave states would have equal representation. Lincoln's election meant that the new states that would be admitted to the Union would all be free, meaning that the slaves states would eventually become outnumbered in Congress and face abolitionist legislation. The South's economy was tied to the hip with slavery, literally having invested more in slaves than the North had in banks, factories and railroads combined, so it seceded from the Union and declared itself a new sovereign State called the Confederate States of America. As a sovereign state, the Confederacy demanded that the United States move it's troops off of it's soil, the United States refused and so the Confederacy had attacked the forts with US troops garrisoned on it's soil, starting the Civil War

9 hours later 6017897 Anonymous
No. We only get mad when ignorant people claim that it was simply a war over slavery, with the righteous North fighting for the freedom of humanity. Otherwise, we don't care. America fuck yeah and all that.

9 hours later 6017903 Anonymous
>>6011511 It was made by a black man in Indiana who wanted to go back to Dixieland.

9 hours later 6017947 Anonymous
>>6017893 The South wasn't trying to make Northern states into slave states but they did want to make sure that the new territories in the west would be slave-owning so that once they got statehood they would continue to protect slavery in congress.

9 hours later 6017958 Anonymous (1347694936949.png 390x477 112kB)
Very few Southerners care or mention the Civil War. It's always Yankees and West Coasters who think it matters that bring it up. Seriously, you guys bring up that shit a thousand times more often than any of us would. Whenever we have Southern threads they're civil and polite and the only ones causing shit are upset Yankees and Westerners who can't handle a region that doesn't conform to their stereotypes.

9 hours later 6017963 Anonymous
>>6017897 It is true that most Northerners did not give a rat's ass about slavery. They fought to keep the union together. However, it is also true that the South seceded over slavery. It was never over states' rights.

9 hours later 6017965 Anonymous
>>6017872 Pretty much this. It happened, it's over, and the majority of people are happy to be part of the country still because it makes us all a superpower. Sherman was a cunt, though.

9 hours later 6017975 Anonymous
>>6017958 When you call it "War of Northern Aggression" of course we're gonna shitpost you

9 hours later 6017976 Anonymous
>>6017965 Savannah massacre best day of my life

9 hours later 6017982 Anonymous
>>6017975 Honestly the only time I ever hear that phrase is when some arrogant northerner is being 'ironic.'

9 hours later 6017990 Anonymous
>>6017963 >However, it is also true that the South seceded over slavery. It was never over states' rights. Bullshit. The South had a legal right to secede. The very basis of the union was that states willingly agreed to be members of the group and could withdraw themselves if they ever felt threatened or unrepresented by the Union. The South was legally able to leave if it wanted to and it did. Lincoln is the one who broke the law and disregarded the Constitution in order to force the South back into the country. Slavery was a hot topic at the time, but the war itself was over a refusal to agree to the state right of secession. It's like immigration being a hot topic in Europe these days and expecting the rest of the EU to declare war and invade Italy for deciding to leave the EU.

9 hours later 6017992 Anonymous
>>6017958 >west coast We really don't care, we hardly had anything to do with that stupid war

9 hours later 6017994 Anonymous
>>6017963 >It was never over states' rights. Bullshit. Do you even know about the tariff?

9 hours later 6017995 Anonymous
>>6017806 >an alien concept in the North. Defeat? You are correct.

9 hours later 6017996 Anonymous (typical yank shitposter.png 1125x681 136kB)
>>6017958 I really miss those threads, we need to have one again soon, Dixiebro.

9 hours later 6018013 Anonymous (1346376956829.jpg 692x1146 261kB)
>>6017975 The only ones who ever say that are Yankees going "Hurr durr War of Northern Aggression, you mad South? You mad? Durr durr, you lost I bet you mad." over and over trying to get a rise out of us when none of us honestly give a fuck. Or maybe Portugal says it, but that's because it's fucking Portugal. Everyone else calls it the Civil War and the only thing anyone gets pissed about is when everyone heralds an excessive dick who burnt down half the region as a pure angelic hero, which is reasonable.

9 hours later 6018017 Anonymous
>>6017990 The South never had a legal right to secede and to do so was undemocratic. They deserved to die.

9 hours later 6018025 Anonymous
>>6017996 I can't wait for another Southern thread. We can make even more OC images

9 hours later 6018029 Anonymous (1345685863789.png 373x327 194kB)
>>6018017

9 hours later 6018030 Texas Texas (ConfederateSoldier.jpg 329x423 234kB)
>>6017996 > implying this isn't one How are my Southernbros tonight (Yankees need not apply)?

9 hours later 6018032 Anonymous (1346383715796.jpg 931x378 85kB)
>>6017996 We do, my friend, we really do. I remember we agreed to limit them so they weren't spammed every day, but I've not seen any since then. Need to see if we can ever get a Mississippian in the threads.

9 hours later 6018037 Anonymous
>>6018029 Nothing edgy about defending the principles out country was founded on. You mad, traitor?

9 hours later 6018046 Anonymous
Oh, look. Southerners pretending to be victims of... anything, really. That's new.

9 hours later 6018049 Anonymous
>>6018017 What I've never understood about this argument is that the Constitution has an article that specifically lists what states are not allowed to do. Anything regarding secession should be there.

9 hours later 6018053 Anonymous
>>6018037 You mean the country try that was founded by secession?

9 hours later 6018054 Anonymous
>>6018017 >The South never had a legal right to secede and to do so was undemocratic. Please find me ANY pre-Civil War material that explicitly states the illegality of secession. You won't find any because it doesn't exist. Parts of the North even considered secession during the War of 1812. Leaving the Union was a right of the states and Lincoln refused to acknowledge that. Also >undemocratic >Democratic decision of the states by the people to leave the Union is undemocratic I guess it's only undemocratic if it doesn't work in your favor, right?

9 hours later 6018057 Anonymous (our hero.jpg 200x300 22kB)
>>6018030 What's up Texas? How's the weather? Kentucky here. It's cold as fuck.

9 hours later 6018067 Anonymous
Southerners have this air of superiority around them when they talk about the North. I have literally seen no dixefag say "despite our differences, the north is a cool place" That's why we get pissed off and call you a shithole

9 hours later 6018072 Anonymous (smoky-mountains.jpg 1944x1296 647kB)
>>6018030 >>6018057 Sup Texas, sup Kentucky. Appalachia reporting in.

9 hours later 6018073 Anonymous
>>6018057 We always say it's "cold" down here, but in reality our winters are just a Canadian summers.

9 hours later 6018074 Anonymous
>>6018067 Let us have our threads in peace.

9 hours later 6018075 Anonymous
>>6018054 If anything the Union was working in the South's favor. The 3/5ths clause gave them disproportionate representation and even then they bitched and moaned about not having enough of a voice. Leaving after having all that power for years was beyond immature and I can't really have any sympathy for a group that is that whiny and ungrateful.

9 hours later 6018088 Anonymous
>tfw Civil War 2 will never happen >tfw you will never participate in the Floridian Inquistion and reclaim West Florida from the Southern dogs Feels bad man

9 hours later 6018090 Anonymous
>>6018067 I like the North. It has some nice areas and cool people. It's also full of a lot of idiots who think all stereotypes are true and resort to calling us a shithole above all else. I have literally seen no yankeefag say "despite our differences, the south is a cool place". You respect me, brother, I'll respect you.

9 hours later 6018091 Anonymous (kentucky.png 452x589 447kB)
>>6018072 >Appalachia Why can't I hold all this culture? God I love the smokey mountains.

9 hours later 6018092 Texas Texas (12345486601004875.jpg 3259x2328 358kB)
>>6018057 It's been great lately, but we are in dire need of rain. I have family in Kentucky and I go there quite a bit, therefore I love you lots. How are you, friend?

9 hours later 6018096 Anonymous
>>6017995 Not necessarily. The idea that a the loss of a war is a bigger deal to a country than a victory. Hell, in France "Revanchism" (coming from the French word for "revenge") became a MAJOR political force after France lost to Prussia (which became Imperial Germany after the war) in the Franco-Prussian War. But, in the North, the fact that the losing side is always more effected by a military loss seem to be completely foreign, and the South is accused of simply being a "sore loser", like we lost a sports match or something. Perhaps it is, like you said, because the North has never really dealt with a true military loss, not a failed intervention in someone else's war, but a REAL loss with an invading army marching through your capital city and your country in ruins.

9 hours later 6018098 Anonymous
>>6018067 Because no one cares. I like the North, but the only arguments about the South are started by asshole Yankees who watch too much television and assume that the TV never exaggerates or lies about the South.

9 hours later 6018099 Anonymous (West_Florida_Map_1767.jpg 448x280 33kB)
>>6018088 Soon...

9 hours later 6018113 Anonymous
>>6018088 I read in a tabloid that Civil war 2 will be East v. West

9 hours later 6018117 Anonymous (santa clause playing the violin.jpg 400x500 45kB)
SINCE THIS IS NOW A SOUTHERN THREAD I'M GONNA NEED SOME GOOD OL' SOUTHERN MUSIC! ARE Y'ALL GONNA POST ME SOME?

9 hours later 6018119 Anonymous
>>6018113 That makes no fucking sense.

9 hours later 6018126 Anonymous
Massfag here I like the South, I like your difference in culture and cuisine etc, and I wish I could marry a sweet southern belle that I could make swoon with my fast talking northerner ways

9 hours later 6018127 Anonymous
>>6018075 >South starts trading crops in the foreign market for better prices compared to the North >LOLno, Northern controlled congress enacts a tariff on foreign exports Those entitled Southerners, amirite?

9 hours later 6018135 Anonymous
>>6018092 Just fine, actually I've been wondering about your state. Do you all identify yourselves with the rest of the south? Or do you still have the secessionist view on things? I was thinking about the difference between country from Tennessee and Texas, and it got me wondering.

9 hours later 6018136 Anonymous (20060824150838.jpg 1339x900 513kB)
>>6018091 Smoky Mountains master race. Going to Gatlinburg pretty soon for some overpriced food, hell yeah.

9 hours later 6018137 Anonymous
>>6018127 I'd say anyone who thinks it's fair to lounge around all day drinking sweet tea while people he barely regards as human do his farmwork for no pay is entitled, yeah.

9 hours later 6018140 Anonymous
>>6018099 Holy shit, Florida. Please annex. I'm tired of being in the southeastern corner of Alabama.

9 hours later 6018142 Anonymous
>>6018117 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRmsbEQXEg

9 hours later 6018143 Anonymous
>>6018126 I like you too, Massbro! Your state inspires me to drink, and has awesome music!

9 hours later 6018153 Anonymous
>>6018143 >Inspires you to drink Wat?

9 hours later 6018159 Anonymous (uspresidentialdemrep.jpg 904x593 70kB)
>>6018088 >Will never happen Says you

9 hours later 6018163 Anonymous
>>6018153 Massachusetts makes him so depressed, he is compelled to drink over what ash awful place it is.

9 hours later 6018170 Anonymous
>>6018137 Now having immigrant workers have to effectively pay YOU to work do all of your factory work and they go to debtors prison if they ever try to leave while you smoke cigars and and coat your silver toilet with gold, now THAT'S hard work.

9 hours later 6018173 Anonymous (1346125174942.png 680x497 1321kB)
>>6018117 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzG97IPg0y8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN86d0CdgHQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffhqOy_A8KM Obligatory.

9 hours later 6018175 Texas Texas (civil-war-texas[1].jpg 150x235 12kB)
>>6018135 Countrymen in spirit, Southerners at heart.

9 hours later 6018183 Anonymous
>>6018173 >That fucking pictures Oh god my sides. Saved. Please make more.

9 hours later 6018185 Anonymous (kaiserwilhelmii.jpg 338x473 21kB)
>>6018159 >Syndicalists Nein.

10 hours later 6018192 Texas Texas
>>6018137 > implying you don't see Whites and Hispanics marrying each other all of the time > implying we're racist towards Mexicans > implying it's not Blacks we hate the most (the ones that are bad news; not the ones who are kind and beneficial and not criminals) You've never been to the South, boy.

10 hours later 6018197 Anonymous
>>6018163 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_American_Human_Development_Index Number 2 on the HDI MA STRONG!

10 hours later 6018207 Anonymous
>>6018192 I was talking about the entitlement of plantation owners of the old south (who i admit were a small minority.)

10 hours later 6018212 Anonymous
Fellow Southernbros, do you ever get the feeling that your town is just carved out of the thick forest that envelops the region? It's odd. I was driving down the freeway this morning and I realized that I was surrounded on both sides by dense forest. It just felt weird. Like realizing you're not the only guy who enjoys cold toilet seats.

10 hours later 6018213 Anonymous
>>6018163 Southerners, everybody. *CLAPCLAPCLAP*

10 hours later 6018216 Anonymous (Still the Best.png 510x436 71kB)
>>6018183 The Southern threads we had before were full of pretty good OC. I should finish my shitty Southern stateballs picture.

10 hours later 6018223 Anonymous
I live in the South. I've actually met a few people who think they've won. So, yeah... Butthurt.

10 hours later 6018224 Anonymous
>>6018140 Do you generally refer a carbonated drink as "soda" or "coke" regardless of brand? Have you ever used the words "y'all" or "ain't" in your life? Are you a follower of any Evangelical preachers or a member of the Baptist Church? Are you morbidly obese? Finally, do you have any association to either New York City or any foreign country? Your answers to these questions will determine if you are permitted to be a Floridian after the Reconquest.

10 hours later 6018226 Anonymous
>>6018197 >>6018213 It was a joke, guys sorry if it looks like a shitty trolling attempt. Why would anyone be depressed about Massachusetts?

10 hours later 6018227 Anonymous
>>6018212 I get that feeling every time I head towards the edge of town and the roads turn into five to fifteen foot drops and there's nothing but dense forest and hills for miles.

10 hours later 6018240 Anonymous
>>6017965 >>6017872 Butthurt southerners detected. Sherman was a saint. If you can't handle the total war don't secede from the union.

10 hours later 6018244 Anonymous (1240393095655.jpg 639x595 79kB)
>>6018227 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN86d0CdgHQ

10 hours later 6018245 Anonymous
>>6018226 I had a feeling you were joking, I was just being silly Though my states flag does suck. Too plain.

10 hours later 6018250 Anonymous
>>6018245 Also you southerners would like Western MA It's rural as fuck compared to the Boston area

10 hours later 6018256 Anonymous
>>6018224 I prefer soda, others say coke interchangeably I do say "y'all" sometimes and "ain't" more regularly in informal speech. I have no religion I am not fat I have no association with NYC or any foreign country, unless you mean vacations.

10 hours later 6018257 Anonymous (1344139000763.png 587x600 665kB)
>>6018244 >Even our foreign friends love Country Roads God that song is great.

10 hours later 6018286 Anonymous
>>6018088 If I had the choice between Civil War 2 and 49 States vs. Florida I would choose that in a heartbeat. I say that as someone that has lived in the North, the South, and now in Florida. What Floridians fail to mention when they say that they're "not the South" is that Florida is worse in every way. Jacksonville is one of the worst cities in America. Tampa is boring as hell. Miami leads the nation in wealth inequality and doesn't speak English. Florida is objectively the worst state in the union.

10 hours later 6018292 Anonymous
>>6017872 >>6017965 I'm gonna have to disagree with this. The South should have surrendered as soon as Sherman started marching across Georgia. They had no army to put in his way and the end was inevitable, but they would not quit. Even after he cut his way through Georgia, showing them what would happen if they didn't surrender, they refused. Same story when he marched though South Carolina. The south didn't surrender until Grant threatened Richmond, and even then there was talk of fleeing to the hills and fighting a guerilla war.

10 hours later 6018294 Anonymous
>>6018224 I refer to them as "sodas" generally. Yes. Though not the YAWWWWWWLLLL that you hear on TV. It's more of a "yull". Growing up, I was always thought that "'ain't' ain't a word", so I said it a few times as a kid, but it was ridiculed out of me by my teachers. Methodist, though I identify more with the Moravian Church/Bohemian Brethren No. I don't live in Florida, so I don't care. If you want to make it a safer place for the fat old faggots that moved down there for their retirement and the European tourists, that's fine with me.

10 hours later 6018298 Anonymous (1346408311715.png 520x390 45kB)
We're all Americans Why must we fight with each other? Too much American Blood has already been shed in this regard

10 hours later 6018304 Patrick (Screen shot 2012-09-23 at 11.51.33 PM.png 390x271 159kB)
Is this the Krusty Krab?

10 hours later 6018308 Anonymous
>>6018244 I don't think I've ever felt region specific feels before, That was great.

10 hours later 6018309 Anonymous
>>6018256 Eh, close enough. Bienvenidos a la Florida! Now you can feel slightly less bad for bandwagoning the Heat and spending more on alcohol and cheap whores than your bills. (trolling aside, I generally like the South. Lots of beautiful landscapes and the people are friendly, assuming that you're white of course)

10 hours later 6018315 Anonymous (1346379513463.png 520x421 26kB)
>>6018298

10 hours later 6018318 Anonymous
>>6017990 >The very basis of the union was that states willingly agreed to be members of the group and could withdraw themselves if they ever felt threatened or unrepresented by the Union. nope, nowhere in the Constitution does it say anything about leaving the Union.

10 hours later 6018327 Anonymous
>>6018173 >Rocky top mah nigga

10 hours later 6018329 Anonymous (everything you just posted.gif 320x228 1869kB)
>>6018292 >Why won't you surrender your homes to an invading army? I don't understand it. >Clearly, this justifies everything Sherman did

10 hours later 6018330 Anonymous
>>6018315 But that doesn't go with the point of these pictures

10 hours later 6018332 Anonymous
why do southerners hate Portugal so much?

10 hours later 6018340 Anonymous
>>6018332 Don't even fucking mention that faggot.

10 hours later 6018343 Anonymous
>>6018332 A guy from portugal started a shitpost war in the first southfag thread

10 hours later 6018344 Anonymous (states of the south.png 982x744 61kB)
Someone who can draw should actually make and finish one of these.

10 hours later 6018347 Anonymous (1343679607558.jpg 592x591 134kB)
>>6018332 >Portugal

10 hours later 6018348 Anonymous
>>6018304 What does the number lead to? I'm curious.

10 hours later 6018349 Anonymous
>>6011435 tolliest troll ive ever seen

10 hours later 6018354 Anonymous (1290625626767.png 200x200 7kB)
>Northerner >Like to hang out in Dixie threads because it's better than being with these smelly yuros and I get to learn things about the south

10 hours later 6018360 Anonymous (1346382432685.png 416x428 249kB)
>>6018327 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFghZmdwXk

10 hours later 6018361 Anonymous
>>6018054 the constitution also states plenty about preserving the union.

10 hours later 6018375 Anonymous
>tfw no fireworks laws >tfw I can blow shit up every 4th of July

10 hours later 6018387 Anonymous (Boomsday.jpg 1024x768 107kB)
>>6018375 >No one else probably knows about Boomsday >That feel when you're out of town on Boomsday

10 hours later 6018406 Anonymous (thunder over louisville.jpg 800x600 154kB)
>>6018387 Get on our level, neighbor.

10 hours later 6018414 Anonymous (Boomdsday_2008.jpg 1152x768 66kB)
>>6018406 Level reached.

10 hours later 6018415 Anonymous
>from the North >spent most of my life here >been out West >been to Europe >never been to the South I'm honestly ashamed. I'll make it down there some day.

10 hours later 6018417 Anonymous
>>6018292 you misunderstand, I'm not talking about individual citizens, I'm talking about the confederate government not surrendering. I hope you are aware Sherman did not go around summarily executing civilians. Sure, he confiscated their food, brunt their cotton stores, and tore up their railroads, but that was because the southern war effort was mainly a cottage industry, and everything he destroyed or took hurt Lee's ability to feed or supply his army.

10 hours later 6018418 Anonymous
>>6018415 Everywhere is cool except Mississippi. They're our special brother we have to keep out of sight and locked in a room for their own safety.

10 hours later 6018426 Anonymous
>>6018417 are meant to respond to >>6018329

10 hours later 6018437 Anonymous
Why do we even let the south vote? Who though this was a good idea?

10 hours later 6018439 Anonymous
>>6018418 To give them some credit, they had the best Popeye's I've ever eaten at. But that isn't too hard to top since I live in Cali

10 hours later 6018442 Anonymous (new.jpg 305x450 16kB)
>>6018437 >Not voting Newt Gingrich >Not voting for turning the Moon into an American state Best candidate ever, all others go home.

10 hours later 6018468 Anonymous
>>6018286 >Jacksonville is one of the worst cities in America It's doesn't have as much crime as Detroit, Saint Louis or Cleveland. Yeah it's a pot-industrial shithole in some ways, but it's nowhere near being one of the worst. There was a pretty interesting art and music scene when I was last there. >Tampa is boring as hell. It's got a couple of great sports teams, not to mention the fact that Busch Gardens is there. How someone would find being what seems like a hundred feet in the air on the Sheikra and seeing miles of the city and nearby land before suddenly being dropped down is "boring" is beyond me. >Miami leads the nation in wealth inequality and doesn't speak English A source would be nice for your first fact. Lots of celebrities and rich people have homes here, so statistics might be skewed that way anyway. I don't see a massively different class divide than anywhere else. And the whole "Miami doesn't speak English makes you cone across as an ignorant troll who's never been here. Yeah, if you're an old Cuban who spends all day at home you don't need to speak much English. If you're young and going to live the rest of your life here and try to get an education or job, not learning English puts you at a significant disadvantage. You're fucked. 6/10, made me laugh, reply, and get slightly rustled.

10 hours later 6018550 Anonymous
>>6011525 Saved.

11 hours later 6018660 British Columbia
>>6018627 i still love you

11 hours later 6018662 Anonymous
>>6018627 When I was on a tourbus in DC there was a family from Wyoming. They looked inbred. Yellowstone Park seems nice. That is all I know about Wyoming.

11 hours later 6018672 TheLoneWyoming
>>6018662 Must be Indians >>6018660 I love you too Coastal

11 hours later 6018677 Anonymous (455.png 528x313 253kB)
>>6018627 >yfw supervolcano

11 hours later 6018687 TheLoneWyoming
>>6018677 I am actually prepared to survive it fine

11 hours later 6018689 Anonymous
>>6018687 How will it impact us gentle Southern folk?

11 hours later 6018692 Anonymous
>>6018689 Scientists predict the ash will blow you're way. I'd go west if I were you.

11 hours later 6018696 Anonymous
>>6018692 your* how did i fuck that up was that a auto correct or some shit?

11 hours later 6018713 Anonymous
Please don't do what >>6018692 is suggesting, Southern friends. Its just a trick to get you to abandon your valuable lands and move into beardeath zone.

11 hours later 6018720 Anonymous (mccoys.jpg 480x360 187kB)
>>6018692 We can deal with a little ash, we're an extremely tough people who've dealt with worse. And even though I love to travel, I'll never leave my old Kentucky home for good! It sounds kind of fun, actually. What exactly would happen? Colder weather?

11 hours later 6018722 Anonymous (13r35464534.jpg 500x500 33kB)
>>6018713 shhh

11 hours later 6018726 Anonymous
>>6018720 The ash would be thick as fuck. Global temperatures would drop sharply as it sweeps over the Earth and blocks out the sun. It is in my belief that they can cause mass extinctions

11 hours later 6018728 Anonymous
>>6018720 Total crop failure and widespread death.

11 hours later 6018736 Anonymous
>>6018722 Remove bears from the premi

11 hours later 6018738 Anonymous (1338176607525.png 177x212 80kB)
>>6018728 >>6018726 Better start stocking up.

11 hours later 6018755 TheLoneWyoming
>>6018738 Wait people outside WY aren't stocked up

11 hours later 6018760 Anonymous
>>6018755 I'm just kidding, it's not even going to happen within the next several thousand years right?

11 hours later 6018764 Anonymous
>>6018726 >southern hillbilly accents upgraded to Dunmer voice from Morrowind >Old snowbirds flee the state en masse I'm okay with this

11 hours later 6018795 TheLoneWyoming
>>6018760 Maybe in 2-6 years

11 hours later 6018798 Anonymous
>>6011832 I wouldn't call Monument Ave. one of the main streets, but still, the monuments are pretty cool. I used to drive by Stonewall Jackson everyday when I was in high school. These statues were built in the late 19th and early 20th centuries when there were still living Civil War veterans, so they're not exactly relevant to how current Southerners feel about the Civil War. What is funny is that back in 1996 a monument to Arthur Ashe (black tennis star who died of AIDS) was unveiled on Monument Ave. rather than at the Arthur Ashe tennis courts, in an apparent political statement from the now predominantly black city council.

11 hours later 6018808 Anonymous
>>6018760 We're overdue for an eruption. it could happen next hour, it could happen tommorrow, it could happen when your great-great-great-grandchild is raising his nigger kebabies.

11 hours later 6018864 Anonymous
>>6018417 Like burning down the entire town of Savannah? Sure, maybe he didn't specifically target civilians for death, much like the firebombings of Germany and Japan didn't specifically target certain civilians for death, but that doesn't mean he didn't kill civilians.

11 hours later 6018877 Anonymous (state credit ratings.jpg 570x413 38kB)
>>6018437 >Letting New England and the West Coast vote Who thought this was a good idea? No small wonder we're in such dire financial straights with this country run by yankeedebts.

11 hours later 6018886 Anonymous
>>6018877 >california >A nigga, i dont even

11 hours later 6018890 Anonymous
>>6018877 >tfw based AAA.

11 hours later 6018892 Anonymous
>>6018877 >Florida AAA master race

11 hours later 6018896 TheLoneWyoming
Triple A WY reporting

11 hours later 6018901 Anonymous
>>6018877 Buckhead, GA AAA masterrace reporting in

11 hours later 6018907 Anonymous
>>6018877 I thought California would be one of the richest states in the US due to dem movies and everything.

12 hours later 6018949 Anonymous
>>6018907 I think part of California's problem was just that it had a totally incompetent state government for a long time

12 hours later 6019003 Anonymous
>>6018886 >>6018907 Geez you guys need to pay attention. California is bankrupt. It was pretty big news when it happened.

12 hours later 6019034 Anonymous
>>6018949 >had California is fucked. They taxed all their corporations out of the state. Now they turn what little money they have left to raping the citizens. We have no money to clean up graffiti or clear out Mexican gangbangers, but tons of money to spend on some new meter maid system every year. Nobody cares though because it's California, and even though all the man-made stuff is third-world the geography is god tier. Well, that is until it becomes another state of Mexico anyway. I hate California, I really do think I'm seeing the death of my home.

12 hours later 6019038 Anonymous
>>6018949 No what happened was California was doing pretty well until the real estate bubble popped and many banks/major insurance companies headquartered in CA just went belly up declaring bankruptcy affecting the lending and state financially into bankruptcy. The government pumped some rescue money into CA and it has already recovered to 80% with Apple dominating the GDP. Also know this: The experiment on gentrifying Burbank was successful up to the 1990s, but when applied to other areas through out the state it failed heavily causing a huge gap in market comparable value. Which lead to niggers fucking up shit with their niggerness for state credit in developing certain key areas of major cities for more growth. This huge shift in the market skewed data for years until they created a new classification for lending to those in certain areas. Property tax margins weren't met causing a massive overhaul to city planning in CA. In other words niggers fucked up paradise, and their overlords had to establish mini havens in the state to escape niggers. Think Israel in the middle east. Stable. Has money. Lots of goyims.

12 hours later 6019042 Anonymous (tf.png 294x297 47kB)
>>6011832 >Richmond Oh man >My college men's basketball team goes to our conference tournament, hosted in Richmond >Me and around 40 other students take the fan bus down from NY >get eliminated by Old Dominion (Virginia university) in the 2nd round >We mad (admittedly), start chanting FUCK THE SOUTH and WE WON THE WAR on the way out of the stadium >Old Dominion fan woman throws a cup of beer at my friend and says YANKEE GO HOME like a North Korean >I call her a Dixie Bitch My face when she cried. Virginia sucks, especially Richmond.

12 hours later 6019050 Anonymous
>>6019042 I don't think she cried I think you cried did you cry

12 hours later 6019077 Anonymous
>>6018136 What's up are you from Tennessee as well?

12 hours later 6019112 Anonymous
People are proud of the southern lifestyle (I am being careful not to use the word culture here) and what it means to be from the region of the south. It is a whole different experience than anywhere else in the United States, and we see everyone else as being more or less the same people. Yea there are people butthurt over the civil war but as a whole it isn't about bringing up the war or its aftermath; it is about the whole "southern gentleman" mindset that is far superior to any other male culture in america. and we are very proud of that (to a fault)

12 hours later 6019118 Anonymous
>>6019042 >travel to another state >team loses, butthurt ensues >start wilin' and yell nonsense about the Civil War >make some drunk chick cry Typical Yankee baboonery. Don't come back.

12 hours later 6019170 Anonymous
>>6019118 making women cry is real cool bro. what sort of barbarian are you?

12 hours later 6019201 Anonymous
>>6019170 How can you... NOT make a woman cry? They're so emotional and irrational

12 hours later 6019265 Anonymous (general_sherman.jpg 250x317 12kB)
This is the only Man who knew the true brutality of the War. The real criminal is southern society that sent their boys off to the killing fields with a song and a whistle

13 hours later 6019316 Anonymous (sadfrog.jpg 396x385 64kB)
>>6019265 >last week of senior year >talking with a teacher I had 3 consecutive years of classes with >we're talking about my future or something stupid like that >I suddenly state, "Sherman should've been president." >she immediately says "No...nononono." >I look her in the eyes >"...Sherman should've been president." >her eyes widen and her mouth opens when she realizes I'm serious >hfw she realized she'd failed as a teacher

13 hours later 6019339 Anonymous
>>6019316 Fuck, that's so sad.

13 hours later 6019363 Anonymous
>>6019316 >implying he shouldn't have? Probably would've been better than Grant or most post-War presidents, really.

13 hours later 6019389 Anonymous
>>6019363 >Sherman burns the corrupt Capital to the ground

13 hours later 6019425 Anonymous
>>6019389 I honestly wish we'd make a new capital. Everybody gets cynical as fuck when Washington DC is mentioned.

13 hours later 6019467 Anonymous
>>6019425 Like it matters. That is something inherent to Capital cities. Everyone else in the country hates it as a result.

13 hours later 6019480 Anonymous
>>6017877 I'm impressed you know some history. Looks like my zionists friends are failing me.

14 hours later 6019756 Senhor Deus, Rei dos céus, Deus Pai todo-poderoso (1345405250003.png 1162x850 75kB)
That thread was awesome. Cheers, lads.

14 hours later 6019768 Senhor Deus, Rei dos céus, Deus Pai todo-poderoso
>>6019756 When I say "that" I say that thread where everyone got really mad and started raging. Good times.

15 hours later 6019943 Anonymous (1346131017284.jpg 705x451 84kB)
NC fag here, I think we should put our differences behind us and form one big Carolina. What is your opinion, South Carolina?

22 hours later 6022840 Anonymous
> implying you could save your ass from a supervolcano, no matter how hard you tried > implying if it did happen, it wouldn't just affect the USA (would affect the whole world; total blackout for years, colossal death rates, very few survivors, no food for however long it's happening (even fish will die) Time to eat human flesh, boys.

22 hours later 6022885 Anonymous
>>6017877 lel, what?

22 hours later 6022895 Anonymous
>>6018877 Enjoy your gub'ment transfer payments asshole. Btw, Minnesota here, the south can suck my midwestern dick.

22 hours later 6022940 DAVY (1308824656443.jpg 344x505 57kB)
>Turn on TV >All shows are rehashes of rehashes about auctioning junk and blue-collar jobs which also involve haggling or auctions. >All of them take place in southern states aside from two >mfw I live in the west. You guys had an episode of some guy bringing in some twisted piece of iron with orange rust all over it and the authenticator that inspected it said it was worth 500 dollars just because it was from the Civil War. ITS JUST FUCKING TWISTED SCRAP! You guys really need to lower your fucking pedestal.

22 hours later 6022945 Anonymous
>Dixies >white >Unionists >not nigger enablers

22 hours later 6022984 Anonymous
Fuck the South.

22 hours later 6023145 Anonymous (JewishAmericans.jpg 314x724 56kB)
>>6022945 South = true Whites North = Jews

23 hours later 6023510 Anonymous
>>6023145 >Einstein American Seems real

23 hours later 6023605 Anonymous
>>6023510 > AsSpain > in charge of not being asspained

24 hours later 6024509 Anonymous
>>6023510 Einstein was an American. He was born a German, but became an American. In fact, Einstein floundered in German schools, he didn't realize his true potential until he moved to the US. Deal with it.

24 hours later 6024606 Anonymous (Einstein-matura.jpg 1479x2419 1016kB)
>>6024509 > Einstein floundered in German schools not really. >1-6 grade system with 6 being the best

24 hours later 6024623 Anonymous
>>6024606 3 in French. What a dumbass.

26 hours later 6025731 Anonymous
>>6018032

26 hours later 6025796 Anonymous (yosemite_valley_national_park_sierra_nevada_california_us.jpg 1024x768 303kB)
>>6018136 You call those mountains?

26 hours later 6026092 Anonymous
>>6024509 Do you guys think Nikola Tesla was American?

27 hours later 6026647 Anonymous (nssar-color-logo.jpg 1371x1749 285kB)
>>6026092 Yes. He got American citizenship, he was an American. You start falling down a slippery slope when you start making the argument that immigrants or the children of immigrants who gain citizenship aren't "true" Americans, because, aside from the Native Americans, the very oldest American families only got here roughly 300 years ago. I say this as a Son of the American Revolution, a man who can trace his lineage back to a supporter of the American Revolution.

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