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2012-09-18 02:19 5938899 Anonymous (happyfrog.jpg 400x388 104kB)
Let's talk about the great things America has done for humanity. America invented: Democracy Freedom Military tactics Hamburgers Atomic bomb Electricity Slavery Internet English language Multiculturalism Justin Bieber

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Apple pie The Moon Mars

1 min later 5938909 Anonymous
You forgot football

3 min later 5938923 Anonymous
>>5938909 and the Big Ben.

4 min later 5938928 Anonymous
>America >invented JBiebs come the fuck at me m8

4 min later 5938929 Anonymous
>>5938923 and the eiffel tower

4 min later 5938935 Anonymous
We also invented: Nikola Tesla Austin Powers Chinese food Being white Argentina

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5 min later 5938945 Anonymous (cheetah-pet-thumb6797426.jpg 301x450 53kB)
We also invented the cheetah.

6 min later 5938954 Anonymous
>>5938929 Also tango, paella, manga, communism, sausages, boomerangs and Portuguese people.

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We're also God's chosen people. Don't forget it you dirty pinko commie.

11 min later 5938981 Anonymous
>>5938954 They also created christianism,islam,comunism and europe.

11 min later 5938982 Anonymous (ben-roethlisberger-suspension.jpg 300x225 26kB)
>>5938923 that goes hand in hand with football >>5938929 wait I'm not sure we invented that, that sounds like something the opposite america would make

11 min later 5938984 Anonymous
>>5938899 >democracy Are you serious? Your dubs aren't helping. The democratic federal republic was invented.

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Sushi and Karate

20 min later 5939049 Anonymous (1344231315415.jpg 600x480 70kB)
Also the universe and all its contents We are truly one nation under God

23 min later 5939068 Anonymous
>English language >great thing Now we all know this is a troll

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>>5939049 >that feel when America will into space so long before everybody else that when Poland finally can into space they will discover the United States of the Universe

24 min later 5939079 Anonymous
>>5938945 We also invented the tiger.

25 min later 5939088 Anonymous
AIDS and asian food

26 min later 5939096 Anonymous
>>5939088 We invented germany.

26 min later 5939100 Anonymous
>>5939068 English is the most spoken language in the world. Deal with it.

27 min later 5939107 Anonymous
>>5939096 also europe

27 min later 5939110 Anonymous
>>5939096 Nobody would care about the world wars if America didn't get involved.

28 min later 5939118 Anonymous (1291166026589.jpg 487x537 51kB)
> invented: >Electricity

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>>5939118 Don't pretend we didn't

29 min later 5939126 Anonymous
America invented itself.

29 min later 5939127 Anonymous
>>5939100 Actually, it's the third after Mandarin and Spanish http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_spoken_languages

33 min later 5939164 Anonymous
>>5939126 We also invented Brazil.

33 min later 5939166 Anonymous
>>5938899 >Democracy >Freedom >Military tactics >Electricity >Slavery >English language >Multiculturalism >Justin Bieber lel I bet you think that Argentinians invented whiteness, right?

34 min later 5939171 Anonymous
>>5939100 It isn't, though. Mandarin is by far the most spoken. Sometimes it may just appear to us that English is most prevalent because it's the primary language of the (not-censored) internet.

35 min later 5939177 Anonymous
>>5939164 also south america

35 min later 5939178 Anonymous (1345716304527.jpg 229x294 28kB)
Little known fact, America invented t.v and also shoes and tennis.

35 min later 5939183 Anonymous
>>5939166 Nope, America invented whiteness. Better yet, America invented invention!

37 min later 5939197 Anonymous
America invented the universe

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>>5939183 America invented Jesus.

39 min later 5939208 Anonymous
America invented God who invented America who invented God

41 min later 5939221 Anonymous
Spain invented: America

41 min later 5939225 Anonymous
>>5939208 And such is the never ending cycle of American supremacy

42 min later 5939228 Anonymous
USA invented FPS.

42 min later 5939234 Anonymous
>>5939221 After you invented us we went back in time and invented you.

43 min later 5939239 Anonymous
>>5939208 So is this the truth behind all of that Holy Trinity thing?

44 min later 5939245 Anonymous
Canada invented the world

48 min later 5939269 Anonymous
America invented Earthquakes and Tsunami

52 min later 5939298 Anonymous (assassins_creed_3.jpg 600x461 113kB)
>>5939245 Canada invented an America as fuck vidya

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>>5939298 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubisoft

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>>5939298 you're welcome

1 hours later 5939384 Anonymous
>>5939316 Its developed at Ubisoft Montreal

1 hours later 5939412 Anonymous
>>5939127 >>5939171 it is, it's not the language with the most native speakers but is the most known language on Earth

1 hours later 5939415 Anonymous
Swimming Running Running and then jumping Throwing objects Yelling Throwing objects whilst yelling Successfully training black people to run, jump, yell and throw spherical objects And let's not forget clapping with BOTH hands, that was a real game changer. Honestly, where would humanity be without these American innovations?

1 hours later 5939440 Anonymous
Murrica invented ponies, porn, niggas, guns, vodka, wine , candy and las malvinas.

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>>5938899 They invented claps.

1 hours later 5939463 Anonymous (All-time_Swimming.png 632x839 36kB)
>>5939415 we did pretty much invent swimming

1 hours later 5939467 Anonymous
>>5939415 We can now clap with both hands AND both feet. This is a scientific breakthrough we had been hiding from the world until now.

1 hours later 5939468 Anonymous
Get ready, yuropoors and friends AMERICA INVENTED: Power Rangers Friendship War Sex (with women) Mr Bean Science Contact lenses The Doppler Effect (it didn't exist before us) Video games Cold toilet seats Frisbees Soccer Dogs Spaghetti Piano neckties Cars Anime Dictionaries Mirrors

1 hours later 5939477 Anonymous
>>5939468 don't forget the moon we invented the moon too

1 hours later 5939479 Anonymous
We invented oxygen. Enjoy breathing with out our invention europoors.

1 hours later 5939485 Anonymous (1310067925373.png 800x1200 43kB)
>>5939468 >Sex (with women)

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>>5939463 Swimming is for disloyal traitors. Real men go down with the ship or stay on land.

1 hours later 5939498 Anonymous (americanduke.jpg 250x250 10kB)
We also invented the personal computer, you're welcome everyone ITT

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We invented the Japanese car.

1 hours later 5939519 Anonymous
I invented the outside glassless ant farm. I call it: The clay pyramid on top of an ant nest.

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>>5939507 >>5939507 It's funny because it's true Toyota went to Ford to get help building assembly lines and shit

1 hours later 5939533 Anonymous
Democracy - Greece Freedom - Greece Military tactics - Sparta or Rome. Which ever one makes your dick wet. Hamburgers - Germany (Hamburg, Germany) Slavery - Arabs Internet - UK English language - Turkey Multiculturalism - Canada Justin Bieber - Unfortunately Canadian I know I got trolled though I'm bored so I don't give a fuck

1 hours later 5939547 Anonymous
>>5939533 >internet That was a US invention, the brits invented the world wide web.

1 hours later 5939551 Anonymous (pic related.jpg 677x481 38kB)
>>5939498 Pic related. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UepY3presEU

1 hours later 5939557 Anonymous
>>5939547 the fuck do you think the world wide web is?

1 hours later 5939561 Anonymous
America invented the universe in 7 days. Well, actually in one, but they spent 6 days sleeping on the job.

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>>5939551 high five

1 hours later 5939563 Anonymous
>>5939533 Trolled or not, not a single one of those is correct.

1 hours later 5939566 Anonymous
>>5939551 Everyone claims the personal computer. The reality is that the PC uses multiple technologies developed in multiple countries.

1 hours later 5939573 Anonymous (laughinsatan.gif 384x288 214kB)
>>5939561 you make me laugh, anon

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>>5939557 Do you not know what the difference between the Internet and the World Wide Web is? This is why a basic technology class should be required curriculum at every university.

1 hours later 5939584 Anonymous
>>5939557 The internet and www aren't the same thing.

1 hours later 5939588 Anonymous
>>5939557 http://www.webopedia.com/DidYouKnow/Internet/2002/Web_vs_Internet.asp They're different.

1 hours later 5939595 Anonymous (main.jpg 952x913 185kB)
>>5939562

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>>5939557 Canada confirmed for technologically illiterate.

1 hours later 5939611 Anonymous
>>5939557 LOL Canadian education system

1 hours later 5939617 Anonymous (1301536342932.png 300x270 84kB)
BUT YOU DIDN'T INVENTED THE AIRPLANE

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>>5939617 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santos-Dumont_14-bis#The_first_fixed-wing_aircraft:_The_14-bis_versus_t he_Wright_Flyers

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>>5939617 powered flight (non-man powered)

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>>5939617 Wright flyer = first powered flight 14 bis = first proper airplane

1 hours later 5939646 Anonymous (800px-First_flight2.jpg 800x519 51kB)
>>5939617 NC-fag here Don't you fucking dare try to take that away from us!

1 hours later 5939657 Anonymous
>>5939644 ...but both were airplanes. One just didn't have wheels.

1 hours later 5939660 Anonymous (750px-Flag_of_North_Carolina_svg.png 750x500 31kB)
>>5939617 14-bis >October 23, 1906 Wright Flyer >December 17, 1903 YOU LOSE

1 hours later 5939663 Anonymous
>>5938899 >Democracy Greece >Freedom What >Military tactics Fight mediocre countries and still lose >Hamburgers Not sure about that one >Atomic bomb Ehh Yeah Alright >Electricity Tesla >Slavery Now I see you're just trolling >Internet To easy to invent, all it is are connected computers >English language England >Multiculturalism Implying hispanics didn't kick things off first >Justin Bieber Nope.jpg I know this is just a troll thread but whatever, I'm bored.

1 hours later 5939665 Anonymous
>>5939657 >just didn't have wheels trolling or just dumb?

1 hours later 5939691 Anonymous
>>5939657 The 14-bis was the first PROPER airplane, as in it could take off on its own. The first wright flyer didn't need an assist but it needed a lot of wind. The wright flyer out preformed the 14-bis by a long shot though. The later model could fly 24 miles while the 14 bis could only fly a few hundred meters.

1 hours later 5939692 Anonymous (1344823117488.jpg 448x473 62kB)
>>5939663

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>>5939665 The 14-bis used wheels to take off. The wright flyer had skids or a launcher.

1 hours later 5939729 Anonymous (14-bis.jpg 640x439 71kB)
>tfw you build a 14-bis replica and fly in it That guy has balls. Early aircraft weren't known for being very safe.

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>>5939663 >posts to correct troll thread. >says that electricity and multiculturalism can be invented. thefuckiswrongwithyoumurrikah.jpg

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>>5938899 >Justin Bieber I SEE YOU TROLL

2 hours later 5939837 Anonymous
Bieber is Canadian, but sure yeah we did all of the rest.

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>>5939828 >not liking J Bieb >not having beiber fever What the fuck is wrong with you

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