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2012-09-11 03:40 5862210 Anonymous (Glorious Australia.jpg 1024x768 342kB)
So why haven't you moved to masterrace Australia yet?

1 min later 5862217 Anonymous
because i'm not a criminal

2 min later 5862227 Anonymous
Mean animals and heat... Don't need that.

2 min later 5862229 Anonymous
>>5862217 i lel'd

2 min later 5862240 Anonymous
>>5862210 We had this dumb thread already.

2 min later 5862243 Anonymous
i don't like sand

3 min later 5862246 Anonymous
>>5862217 That's it, it's over.

4 min later 5862260 Anonymous
yes... don't come here! Spiders, heat, criminals, etc.!! don't listen to OP

4 min later 5862262 Anonymous
>>5862227 This and I'm too autistic

4 min later 5862265 Anonymous
Because I don't want to get eaten by a shark while I'm being bitten by a spider while a scorpion is stinging my foot

6 min later 5862287 Anonymous (1314189787719.jpg 300x317 13kB)
opportunities available in all walks of life in australia... so if you're young and if you're healthy why not get a boat and come to australia.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef3beK367tA

8 min later 5862299 Anonymous
>>5862265 lol croatia pls

8 min later 5862300 Anonymous (1314189121785.jpg 790x600 129kB)
australia.... the chance of a life time... you get what you work for (nobody has to be any better than what they want to be)

9 min later 5862308 Anonymous
>>5862287 I thought you were full.

11 min later 5862326 Anonymous
>>5862299 I'm not even joking, I'm afraid of poisonous spiders and sharks and other shit. Nuh-uh, I'm staying here, we only have one poisonous spider and one poisonous snake, and even if they bite you, you have plenty of time to get an anti-venom shit before you drop dead.

12 min later 5862341 Anonymous
>>5862210 because of [spoiler]spiders[/spoiler]

13 min later 5862355 Anonymous
>>5862326 Only 6% of Australian bites are poisonous. Shark attacks are extremely uncommon.

14 min later 5862360 Anonymous
>>5862355 *spider bites lel

14 min later 5862363 Anonymous
>>5862355 NO MEANS NO

14 min later 5862367 Anonymous
>>5862355 lol i don't even go to the sea

15 min later 5862374 Anonymous
I'm considering it.

15 min later 5862380 Anonymous (a1313918020893.jpg 445x506 50kB)
>>5862308 only if you're not white

15 min later 5862381 Anonymous
Why would I want to move somewhere that has fat, stupid and arrogant people when I already have those people here?

20 min later 5862422 Anonymous
dw op, everyone I know is moving there.

22 min later 5862433 Anonymous
>>5862210 >masterrace Australia >European plane

22 min later 5862434 Anonymous
>>5862380 That man wouldn't be considered white here.

22 min later 5862437 Anonymous (478912347919841.jpg 502x544 60kB)
>>5862422 10/10

23 min later 5862447 Anonymous
>>5862210 It is full of Chinamen and Koreans.

26 min later 5862469 Anonymous
>>5862210 Bicoz bot no arrive yet ! Soun !

27 min later 5862481 Anonymous (weaussiesnao.jpg 360x348 48kB)
>>5862469 we forget pic, like we forget IDs

33 min later 5862538 Anonymous (347765346.jpg 500x500 38kB)
I would, but I dont like snakes, jellyfish, spiders, tsunamis, and fires everywhere. Also im too used to the cold ;_;

36 min later 5862563 Anonymous
Aussies are fine as long as I don't meet anyone from Queensland.

38 min later 5862584 Anonymous (KATTIES.jpg 325x243 14kB)
>>5862563 u wanna get glassed cunt?

44 min later 5862632 Anonymous
>>5862563 seriously though, what kind of bad experiences did you have with QLDers? I'd be interested to know; I find it hilarious that someone from Korea has experienced this stereotype

46 min later 5862657 Anonymous
>>5862433 >masterrace European plane >engine falls apart

1 hours later 5863108 Anonymous (1347286255135.jpg 246x361 51kB)
>>5862210 > So why haven't you moved to masterrace Australia yet? > moved > to masterrace

1 hours later 5863122 Anonymous (1311001482803.jpg 344x291 31kB)
>>5863108 the name of place is "masterrace Australia". better luck next time Jerry

1 hours later 5863127 Anonymous
>>5862632 My co-friend back in university was from Queensland. He lived up to his bad reputation.

1 hours later 5863151 Anonymous
>>5862326 two poisonous snakes bro. and three poisonous fish. I'm deathly afraid of those...

1 hours later 5863158 Anonymous
>>5863127 in an australian uni? or do queenslanders have a reputation even in korea

1 hours later 5863160 Anonymous (1340197504018.png 480x480 85kB)
Because I dont want to be surrounded by big-footed, 6ft4 neanderthal, rugby playing apes constantly labelling me a "Pomme" Your women are disgusting and 90% of them are called Sheila and the rest are immigrants. You all sound extremely stupid and brutish. You're like a typical Londoner, only you've all created one big mess of a country. None of you can pronounce words correctly, your accent is cringe-worthy Your national identity in general is all about being big and brash and obnoxious. America 2.0 essentially.

1 hours later 5863174 Anonymous
>>5862210 >paints kangaroo on a European plane >masterrace

1 hours later 5863175 Anonymous
>>5863151 Poisonous fish? Wat?

1 hours later 5863178 Anonymous
>>5863158 At a university in Seoul. He studied Korean for a semester.

1 hours later 5863181 Anonymous (1307947928782.jpg 600x400 211kB)
>>5863160

1 hours later 5863213 Anonymous (history of australia.png 675x279 351kB)
Glorious Australian history. Can you eurofags handle all of this culture?

2 hours later 5863263 Anonymous
>>5863160 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-Be autifulPeople.com.html

2 hours later 5863268 Anonymous
>>5863263 Australian women are hot but all of that sun makes them age terribly

2 hours later 5863274 Anonymous
>>5863213 At least we could control our natives.

2 hours later 5863292 Anonymous
>>5862210 >Australia >Masterrrace >Not land of monsters and spiders where everything that walks, crawls or flies tries to kill you.

2 hours later 5863321 Anonymous (nz857892.jpg 886x774 138kB)
>>5863213 >>5863268 this is a kiwi-free zone cunts, so kindly fuck off

2 hours later 5863345 Anonymous
>>5863321 >implying australia doesn't embargo new zealand food so we don't out compete your shitty farmers

2 hours later 5863353 Anonymous
>>5863321 Now now Austrailia leave your little brother alone

2 hours later 5863416 Anonymous
>>5863345 fuck off cunt australian farmers best farmers. your apples are diseased and simply cant meet our rigorous standards

2 hours later 5863427 Anonymous
I hate you fucking customs. I can't enter Australia with peanuts

2 hours later 5863448 Anonymous
>>5863427 Why do you need peanuts so bad?

2 hours later 5863518 Anonymous (1340656984456.jpg 366x550 40kB)
>>5863416 Your farmers are just blubbering to their government because they know they can't compete with glorious New Zealand apples. Even the WTO is on our side

2 hours later 5863547 Anonymous
You wanna give mea visa or why are you asking?

2 hours later 5863580 Anonymous
>heat >everything wants to kill you >Christmas in summer >heat >retarded censorship laws >never any dedicated Oceanic servers >HEAT >motherfucking EVERYTHING wants to kill you I am not made for Australia.

2 hours later 5863594 Anonymous
>>5863580 >retarded censorship laws People really exaggerate this problem.

2 hours later 5863618 Anonymous (SmXVC.gif 553x484 144kB)
I like to be the right way up

2 hours later 5863625 Anonymous
>>5863594 that means they're working

2 hours later 5863630 Anonymous
>>5863594 Probably, but pretty much anywhere has retarded censorship laws compared to Norway. We're pretty laidback.

2 hours later 5863657 Anonymous
>plant life wants to kill you >all animals want to kill you >even fucking kangaroos and koalas >giant spiders everywhere >aquatic life is lethal in the same way, and instead of regular fish you get sharks >government functions like 1984 >everything is also 5x more expensive >half of the country is a desert and beneath it giant flying scorpion spiders lie in wait I'd rather live in [spoiler]New Zealand[/spoiler]

2 hours later 5863686 Anonymous
I don't want to get assaulted by wild animals. You know, especially the primitive hominids.

2 hours later 5863688 Anonymous
>>5863686 And I don't just mean abbos

2 hours later 5863738 Anonymous
I'll never live in Australia. The same goes for Canada or the USA. They are too young.

2 hours later 5863754 Anonymous
we dont have retarded censorship laws though. the internet filter was shot down in parliament last election. this news has not gotten through to the rest of the world, though

16 hours later 5869584 Anonymous
>>5863547 >>5863547 >>5863547 This

18 hours later 5869966 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Xf-2oMLaM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmRexWQhs3M be careful!

18 hours later 5869978 Anonymous
>>5869584 >>5863738 Come by boat, you don't need a visa then! Free PayTV, internet, cigarettes etc.

18 hours later 5869995 Anonymous
Probably the same reason I'm moving back to my European motherland: Because kids like you have access to the internet and embarrass the shit out of us normal Australians. Go fuck yourself.

18 hours later 5869998 Anonymous
>>5863754 Are you legit? you are an utter moron. Please, kill yourself immediately

18 hours later 5870008 Anonymous (1114200963655AM_AusImmigPolicy.jpg 1000x763 80kB)
fark off ya wog cunts

18 hours later 5870013 Anonymous
Fucking killer bugs the size of my fist, fuck that. Otherwise I'd already be there.

18 hours later 5870018 Anonymous (1347290459599.png 519x543 30kB)
Can't afford the airline ticket

18 hours later 5870035 Anonymous
>>5870013 There's lots of Croatians in Australia, they seem to have managed OK. I wish they left their hatred of Serbia at home though, or the other way around. When I was at High School, the Serbians were always fighting the Croatians, but they could never give you a straight answer when you asked them why.

18 hours later 5870044 Anonymous
>>5862210 Why the fuck would I move to a shithole called Australia. Mfw, just 2 hours ago an Australian was trying to figure a way out of his shithole to try to come to the US.

18 hours later 5870046 Anonymous
>>5870035 Diaspora.

18 hours later 5870092 Anonymous
I'd consider it if I could own a lot of land and have a pet wallaby or something. If I'm going to live in a city then I might as well stay here where there is, relatively speaking, more culture. >inb4

18 hours later 5870101 Anonymous
>>5862210 I have a fear of flying, if I take the ship, I'll be there in 3 months

18 hours later 5870106 Anonymous (1347425614391.png 919x737 54kB)


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