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2012-09-06 02:24 5804058 Anonymous Evil amounst the Nations (Burn The Witch...... Black Death Fitttttt.jpg 413x275 56kB)
1.) Your Country 2.) How prominent is actual Black Witch Craft (pacts with demons) in your country 3.) Have you ever dealt with satanic witches? Go into detail. 4.) What are you doing to stop the witches Catholic /int/? >United States of America >Pretty prominent where I live >Yes, they have haunted me and even invited me to their cult rituals in person, they're sneaky and hidden. They are often stealing local pets and reports of mutilated pet corpses are found with strange pentagrams around them.......missing children are sometimes reported too. >Prayer. I cannot slay or persecute others for sinning differently than I, but if a community is in harm or you are being endangered by such warlocks or witches than you can act out of defense.....

2 min later 5804082 Anonymous
Are we talkin' real witches or tryhard wannabe fat chicks?

8 min later 5804128 Anonymous (Burn The Witch...... Black Death.jpg 413x275 56kB)
>>5804082 Real witches nothing fake

8 min later 5804132 Anonymous (anna göldi.jpg 250x189 14kB)
Switzerland was paranoid about witches until the 18th century especially here at Mt. Pilatus which is full of witch stories Pic was the last witch burned here, she was supposed to have puked nails

10 min later 5804139 Anonymous
1) Republic of obvious and herzegovina 2) I'm 100% sure our politicians still make pacts with demons. 3) Everyday bro. It's a hard life. 4) No catholic, orthodox. But i guess we would do same as catholics. do the counter spell or something. Joke aside, apparently my great-grand mother was a victim of some witch spell, she went coo coo. And other one did white magic (taking the evil spells from you and protect you, curing from snake bites and shit like that). Vlaska magija and shit. I cannot tell you much more.

12 min later 5804154 Anonymous
I haven't met any actual witches. People used to say my grandma was a witch but her only power was not being retarded. >grandma: You shouldn't go out in the rain you'll catch a cold. >uncle: naw it's cool later >uncle: How did she know?!?

16 min later 5804182 Anonymous
lol, those people are fucking nuts. Me and my friend once encountered them while we were wandering the woods at night. There were like 10 witches. My friend asked them to cast a spell that would transform him into a tiger. I had to hold in my laughter while they were performing the spell.

18 min later 5804191 Anonymous
>>5804139 there are still people in the country side believing in some witch spells (Urok), mostly older generations. Usually if somebody put an urok on you (it could be anything from sickness to bad luck) if he/she posses something yours, some object, you would go to somebody to put the spell off you (that was usually an old woman, or muslim or an orthodox priest). Some of the ''ways'' of taking the spell off you was to put some hot metal in the water from the fire and spell something. Anyway if you have a talent you could put a spell on someone even without knowing it (thinking bad about someone, being jealous). Which is crap generally.

22 min later 5804202 Anonymous
Witchcraft doesn't exist in my country. Not even edgy teenagers bother with that shit.

23 min later 5804215 Anonymous (Girls.png 200x200 222kB)
>>5804182 >mfw you have to stay human while your friend is an awesome tiger

29 min later 5804260 Anonymous
>>5804191 but overall, those believes are done. almost vanished. As I said almost only older people (poorly educated) in the country still would believe in that. But is sort of interesting anyway. X Files and shit.

30 min later 5804266 Anonymous
It exists.

36 min later 5804307 Anonymous
>>5804260 He knows not of Wlach mađija.

37 min later 5804320 Anonymous
>>5804307 Shit's scary, yo.

39 min later 5804332 Anonymous
Last week some peasants in this country burnt to death a woman accused of witchcraft. Witchcraft here is more oriented to a mix of african and native rites.

43 min later 5804361 Serbian-Diasporafag
1.) Your Country > Too complicated. For simplicity's sake, I will say Canada 2.) How prominent is actual Black Witch Craft (pacts with demons) in your country > Very unheard of. But for all I know, it could be a big deal higher up. 3.) Have you ever dealt with satanic witches? Go into detail. > Going to a Satanic place of worship for academic observation (oh, what I would do in the name of progress) was a particular possibility for a religion class I attended. But me and my group later settled for a Pentecostal Church. That place was probably equally as whack. With that bieng said, I never actually met someone that openly stated they worshiped Satan. 4.) What are you doing to stop the witches Catholic /int/? > Not applicable.

43 min later 5804362 Anonymous
>>5804320 Urok Hai! Ma samo salij stra'u sa vremena na vijeme i mirisi se bijelim lukom i bices dodbro. i ne idi na selo.

47 min later 5804400 Anonymous (marija_serifovic.jpg 450x340 25kB)
>>5804362 >Yfw baba Ljubica fucks your shit up with Wlach majiks.

48 min later 5804411 Anonymous (catholic church real.jpg 2272x1704 574kB)
>>5804139 Many Orthodox Churches are actually excepted by the Catholic church as Catholic, so you might fall under this. >But i guess we would do same as catholics. do the counter spell or something. I know you said you were joking, but we do not have "pure magic" or "white magic" or "Counter spells". It is the holy power of The Father, Christ, and The Holy Spirit that save us and gives us strength. Evil has no power over God nor us who believe in his divinity. >>5804182 Were they just fakes or just fucking with you guys? >>5804266 Yes. Thank you my Brazilian Bro. I really love you Brazilians I must say. You might not be Catholic, but most Brazilians are Catholic and know of these things...... I know that a lot of African decedents have witch craft, but still are part of the Church at the same time. This next part is what my friend from Brazil said and he said it happens a lot when he lived down in Brazil One of my friends from Brazil said they went to a public ceremony in Pure day light where the African woman sacrificed a goat and then it got up after bleeding and grew walking around and talking........

49 min later 5804422 Anonymous (mickey.png 252x221 62kB)
>my face when an obvious troll thread attempting to make the US look like a superstitious country of terrified Christians >and everybody responds seriously

50 min later 5804434 me
>>5804422 haha, yeah for real... mickey doesn't look happy about it either

52 min later 5804443 Anonymous
1.) It isn't my country but I live in the Netherlands. 2.) I practice animal friendly voodoo myself. 3.) A satanic witch tried to rape me once. But I got away. 4.) I'm not a catholic.

52 min later 5804448 Anonymous
1) France 2), 3) and 4) Sorry but the Middle Age has ended here.

53 min later 5804452 Anonymous
>>5804411 Wait, I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Are you saying that Catholic priests are not sorcerers?

56 min later 5804480 Anonymous
>>5804422 You're wrong. I am OP. These things happen. My state is a very wilderness place with much country side. The state has a long history of these kinds of things too, even the native Americans had such talk. You shouldn't assume things anon. Look around and you'll be surprised.

56 min later 5804485 me
>>5804443 >>5804452 oh man, you guys are hilarious.. thank you for that- it's been a long day... witch rape, haha

58 min later 5804489 Anonymous (laughingme.jpg 350x468 49kB)
>>5804480

58 min later 5804492 Anonymous
>>5804411 They seemed pretty serious. After the ritual was over they told my friend he will wake up as a tiger tomorrow with out a hint of sarcasm. One of them even looked at me in disgust while I was trying to contain my laughter.

59 min later 5804507 Anonymous (mobile_troll.jpg 520x464 46kB)
>>5804452 Look at that cute little troll

1 hours later 5804552 Anonymous (1340735769662.jpg 308x352 10kB)
2.-We have a lot of witches and sorcerers and shit 3.-No 4.-Dunno http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cULlfvY1XtE

1 hours later 5804564 Anonymous
The Jews and corporates bankers are supposed to be Satanist i guess, but we can no more burn them.

1 hours later 5804569 Anonymous
/x/ pls go

1 hours later 5804575 Anonymous
Sadly no African poster here... They have a lot of fun story with sex shrinkers and albinos sacrified for medicine purpose and shits and giggles.

1 hours later 5804588 Anonymous
I used to play a Black+Red deck at Magic the Gathering.

1 hours later 5804592 Anonymous (reactiom face 6.jpg 704x392 37kB)
>>5804569 Mfw I'm from /jp/

1 hours later 5804593 Anonymous
>2) Like there are stats about this. I guess not very. You'll find a few websites and shops about the Occult, like everywhere. >3) I don't think so... >4) Can't say I really have faith.

1 hours later 5804768 me
>>5804058 only people here, where i live, who actually believe in stuff like that are Jehova's Witnesses's and Navajo who believe in skinwalkers. they hate owls too... why the hell doe's it spellcheck Jehova? (btw i have no beef w/ the Witness's, they're mostly ok)

1 hours later 5804790 Anonymous
>>5804768 >not having a beef with religious people in general You're doing irreligiosity wrong.

1 hours later 5804809 me
>>5804790 nah, throwing shit at people usually doesn't work to try and change their minds about things. especially not anonymously.. i argue w/ them in person, as a peer- i have had some success.. i come from very religious people so i have some ground to stand on, and can relate w/ them on many things.

1 hours later 5804846 me
>>5804058 nobody thinks modern Christianity is a joke more than Jehova's Witnesses. my bitch w/ them is that they are mostly literalists, which makes arguing the whole "Yaweh is an evil monster character" angle a lot easier when discussing the old testament. i like to point out slavery and genocide to them the most, they aren't evil or anything, they hate that shit too.. it is kind of fun to see them defend it.. kind of

1 hours later 5804850 Anonymous
I live relatively close to Salem, Massachusetts. That's where they held the infamous witch trials back in the 1600's. I'm sure most of you (at least the Americans here) read The Crucible in high school so you're at least familiar with it. Place is still a goddamn Mecca for witches.

1 hours later 5804853 Anonymous
>>5804768 Kk I appreciate that conversation. Goodness.....You have those guys too where you're at? They probablly have more belivers than are allowed into their "heaven". According to them only like 125, 000, 000 allowed into their "heaven". Jehova's Witnesses are apparently Mormons I've heard. My auto correction fixed Mormons for me, but said Jehova's was wrong.....still said its wrong.....agitating

1 hours later 5804856 Anonymous
>>5804846 They could always take a note from William Lane Craig and claim the genocides were an example of God's Mercy. You know, because he was preventing them from suffering the ill-effects of a life of sin by sticking a sword through their stomach.

1 hours later 5804859 Anonymous
I want that tiger spell.

1 hours later 5804875 Anonymous
2. we have a lot of shamans who can lay curses on people and make people invulnerable from physical attacks 3. not really 4. no idea

2 hours later 5804883 me
>>5804853 well like i said, they take a very literal interpretation of the bible(even batshit books like Revelations) -where it says 144 thousand jews go to heaven in the end.. (reckon that was a big number back in them days) so they figure everyone else just reinherits the earth as Eden again.. only Jews go to heaven man, haha... nah, Witnesses hate extra biblical stuff other than their own, especially the Book of Mormon, and whatever it is the Catholic church does.. i like that about them that's funny too that it spellchecks the written name of God but not Mormon, haha

2 hours later 5804903 Anonymous
>>5804883 You are aware that it's spelled Jehovah? With an H?

2 hours later 5804908 me
>>5804903 hah, i guess not.. good thing i don't worship him he'd be pissed

2 hours later 5804915 Anonymous (laughingcunts.jpg 446x400 59kB)
>>5804902 >believes in ghosts and gods

2 hours later 5804932 me
>>5804915 i bet you believe in Blackula.. and you should, he is real.

2 hours later 5804940 Anonymous (hayashida33.png 100x100 21kB)
>>5804883 Heh Well thanks for the info again. You have a great day anon and I mean that. >>5804903 No I didn't either.

2 hours later 5804952 Anonymous
>>5804932 No, but I do believe in Caine.

2 hours later 5804968 me
>>5804940 yeah i bug w/ useless information on occasion

2 hours later 5804992 me
>>5804972 ye gods, what is that? your culture is fascinating

2 hours later 5804993 Flaka e Malit - Planine Plamen
1) Albania 2) Only for Shtriga (Strega/Strigoi/Stryzga), ie. only witches practice it 3) No, never with a shtrig, we watch out more for people who are hyje zi (translation is 'black lucked') 4) Avoiding people who are 'hyje zi', most people are more scared of promaja than of being 'cursed'

2 hours later 5805034 Anonymous (948.jpg 205x471 37kB)
>>5804972 >satanic evil >satanic evil

2 hours later 5805045 Anonymous
>>5804992 I don't want to derail this thread. I will make another one. >>5805040

2 hours later 5805081 Anonymous
>>5805045 I thought you were doing just fine friend. No need to worry. Thank you for your great posts my Taiwanese friend.

2 hours later 5805082 Anonymous
Yeah, delusional menchild can go discuss their "hur durp magic is real" to /x/, okay? :)))

2 hours later 5805113 me
>>5805045 this was a silly thread anyway, your story is better

2 hours later 5805146 Anonymous
Taiwan I think we don't have Satanic worship in Taiwan at all. We are not christians, and people here don't know Satan that well. We know Satan is evil and should be avoided. People who are more interested in western cultures (usually mediated through Japanese Anime, and fewer through Hollywood movies) know alot about Demonology. They are very very few. More over, these kinds of people are not "believers". We do have Missionary and native Christians, and they all distain from Demonology. Those who know it don't believe it. Those who believe in Christ don't know it. So, Taiwan has no Satanic worship.

2 hours later 5805164 Anonymous
While witchcraft is sort of seen as complete bull to rip off idiots in most of my country, the Island of Chiloé actually has a rich tradition when it comes to magic practitioners. Granma used to live there as a kid, and she saw lots of messed up stuff. Never "satanic rituals", but stuff like hexes and evil eye and things like that. As she describes it to me, religion doesn't really plays a role in the magical rituals, apparently they're kinda "druidistic" (for lack of a better term), you know, one-with-the-earth kind of affairs. Of course, the account varies depending on who's telling the story. Check this for more info: http://www.chiloeweb.com/chwb/chiloeisland/english/tem_gen_mitologia.html

2 hours later 5805236 Anonymous
What a coincidence; I am currently conjuring a demon in this thread right now. If you don't post "hail satan" thirty times in this thread you will be visited by a fifty foot tall demon at midnight who will poop on your keyboard and call you mean names before whispering good night in your ear and settling down under your bed.

2 hours later 5805254 Anonymous
Somebody said witches? Nobody expects the spanish inquisition. It also works with jews and muslims.

3 hours later 5805354 Anonymous
>>5804993 This made me fuckin LOL for some reason, i know this old ass plak from Malesi who does all that shit.

14 hours later 5809522 Anonymous
>>5804058 4.) What are you doing to stop the witches Catholic /int/? With fire. They usually live in forests so burn this to the ground. You can also destroy them economically - kill all farm animals.

16 hours later 5810321 Anonymous
What would your government say if you did kill witches out of self defense /int/? I've often wondered that......if I were ever inbsuch a situation. You would have to have a hell of a lawyer. >>5809522 First you hang them. Second you chop their head off while they're hanging. Third you peirce their hearts with some form of blade. Fourth you burn them. That is how you do it. They'll fijd other places to witch no matter what. You can only destroy them out of self defence. Never go seeking evil, not even if you wish to kill it. If you do hurn their woods than it wold work to drive them out though, so you are right. If you burn their woods out of self defense than you can destroy them with your group.

16 hours later 5810373 Anonymous
1.) Croatia 2.) Not prominent 3.) One, complete nutjob, broken atheist family, very insecure, performs rituals, supposedly is able to lightly burn/sting people by touching them. 4.) I attempted to steal her "wizard book" (have no idea how to call it otherwise, it's a notebook she uses as a manual of a sort) to burn it but almost got caught before even leaving the apartment. I prayed for her, her family and her friends. Have no contact anymore.

16 hours later 5810466 Anonymous
1) Austria 2) Very. Fucking alps, too easy to hide in a cave there... 3) Only through a scope, when I was a conscript. Hunting witches is what our army does since we have a lack of enemy countries. 4) Only the urine of a Tyrolean virgin blessed by a bishop can truely harm them.

16 hours later 5810501 Anonymous (laughing bear.jpg 500x334 110kB)
>2.) How prominent is actual Black Witch Craft (pacts with demons) in your country uwot

16 hours later 5810526 Anonymous
1) We don't need this field anymore 2)There are druid revival groups i suppose. 3)Nope 4)>stopping them

16 hours later 5810543 Anonymous
>>5810373 >I prayed for her you are even worse than her FCF

16 hours later 5810544 Anonymous (Foto-unica.jpg 1072x804 112kB)
There's black magic everywhere in this bitch

16 hours later 5810551 Anonymous
>>5810373 >I prayed for her i would laugh at her, at least it would do more than that prayer

16 hours later 5810563 Anonymous
>>5810373 >>5810373 >>5810373 >>5810373 I noticed you here, you are that quite obsessed religious fanatic who makes "did you attend you sunday mass" every sunday. Wtf is wrong with you man?

16 hours later 5810575 Anonymous
>>5810543 >But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. >>5810551 >laugh I doubt it would have any effect, she's living in a bubble world, she doesn't respond to criticism or insults, she would just ignore you or insult back in a humorous way.

16 hours later 5810580 Anonymous
>>5810563 nemoj ga on je veliki katolik 'rvat

16 hours later 5810592 Anonymous
>>5810563 >obsessed fanatic I don't see myself like that. >makes "did you attend you sunday mass" every sunday You got the wrong guy, I don't make those.

16 hours later 5810600 Anonymous
>>5810563 >religious fanatic >going to church bogati šta su onda mudžahedini

16 hours later 5810602 Anonymous (Dear-Diary-today-op-was-a-faggot.jpg 218x232 33kB)
Hey, OP! GUESS WHAT FUCKING CENTURY WE'RE IN.

16 hours later 5810612 Anonymous
>>5810575 let her do her little magic stuff its not like it works she'll grow out of it

17 hours later 5810626 Anonymous
>>5810600 Meni su isti i jedni i drugi. Jedni se lansiraju da bi prcali 70+ devica a drugi jebu decu i vicu "gibe money i bog ce vas voleti" religija je zlo

17 hours later 5810646 Anonymous
>>5810626 >religija je zlo ja bi možda prije reko bespotrebna al da može bit gadna kad je se debili uhvate gospodo dobro došli u 21 stoljeće ostavite nevidljive prijatelje doma

17 hours later 5810650 Anonymous (well,....jpg 394x406 75kB)
>>5810626

17 hours later 5810669 Anonymous
>>5810646 aj da preciziram, religija je prvenstveno sema za bogacenje a koju neki koriste za sticanje moci i nametanje svojih "vrednosti"

17 hours later 5810712 Anonymous (1302279200305.jpg 479x359 20kB)
I would just like to let you know I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this thread.

17 hours later 5810774 Anonymous
>>5810626 >Jedni se lansiraju da bi prcali 70+ devica a drugi jebu decu i vicu "gibe money i bog ce vas voleti" >religija je zlo Ne baš. >>5810669 >religija je prvenstveno sema za bogacenje Ne baš. Mislim da nemaš nikakvo razumijevanje religije niti njene povijesti i da nisi baš upoznat sa sadašnjim vjerskim zajednicama, njihovim vjerovanjima, stanjem ni djelovanjem.

17 hours later 5810779 Anonymous
>>5805254 >burn witches, jews, and mudslimes Now that's an inquisition done properly

17 hours later 5810804 Anonymous
Druids. Winston Churchill was one. Also in my town there is a very weird looking "church" next to a mason lodge. The church is what creeps me out.. Its boarded up, painted red, and isn't a cross shape, when of course Anglo-churches are. Other than that, not that I know of.

17 hours later 5810831 Anonymous
>>5804191 >1.) Your Country The Kingdom of Obvious See Flag >2.) How prominent is actual Black Witch Craft (pacts with demons) in your country Minimal, but there are a few cults on Gallice, we call them "meigas". They are still alive after centuries from the Middle Ages because they are extremely long-lived. They are few but powerful. >3.) Have you ever dealt with satanic witches? Go into detail. No, but I'm in contact with a woman that most likely has. 4.) What are you doing to stop the witches Catholic /int/? These witches fornicate with the devil and spread the evils of "free love". The only thing I can't do from the other corner of the country is give moral speeches about every Galician teen on my reach, mostly in the internet.

17 hours later 5810948 Anonymous
>2012 >believing in supernatural bullshit I shig- >murrican Oh, that explains it.

17 hours later 5810952 Anonymous
>>5810948 Read the thread, it's not just murricans.

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