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2021-01-26 12:17 138415028 Anonymous /cum/ (billg_casuall.jpg 476x480 55kB)


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From today Proud Boys are recognised as a white supremacist terrorist organisation by the Canadian government Being a member is enough to earn yourself a prison sentence Uh oh, looks like all the Nazi /pol/tards might regret getting that cult cuckstamp tattooed on their bodies.....

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he look like famous

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https://youtu.be/eLR8IbbWeIM hey look im the impotent brit

6 min later 138415306 Anonymous
I used to like listening to npr but they have been only talking about covid for literally a year. Like 90% of my human interest stories disappeared.

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>wake up >something isn't right >the lights are on >notice that I hear cars driving over wet road outside >it rained, so my father doesn't have to work today fucking end me I just want my alone time

8 min later 138415358 Anonymous
>>138415122 ok dear i only asked if you wanted a forest view

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>single mom >dead father Smash (and wed) or pass?

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>>138415487 depends on if the kid is good or a brat

12 min later 138415528 Anonymous
i wanted to say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhD NaHDA0fs

13 min later 138415572 Anonymous (Tanya_Adams_%2528Red_Alert%2529.jpg 360x360 15kB)
>>138415528 C&C had the sexiest women of any video game

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>>138415487 Depends on the toes

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>>138415572 boo boo heteros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhB bcwk86sM

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>>138415028 Doesn't matter. None of this matters

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gb HItHuZ0E

39 min later 138416561 Anonymous (52125870_p6.jpg 903x1024 302kB)
why are men attracted to women? men are so much better.

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me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgH R67E99sw

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god i want to kiss him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgH R67E99sw

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ugh im weird again anyway i meant references

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i only slept 4 hours im going to regret this so much

51 min later 138417034 Anonymous (1611169478380.png 344x389 273kB)
>>138416561 Genetics, muh dude. I'm programmed to want women. I'm programed to like it, too. How fucked up is that?

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>>138415028 I would love to triple jump on this freaks skull and watch the brains spill out.

52 min later 138417084 Anonymous (1611387537053.png 430x763 243kB)
off to go frame out a wall and fireplace buds have a good one

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>>138415487 God, I don't know why, but I have a primal hatred of macaque monkeys. Especially the infants. I just want to pop their little brains out on the ground with my heel. I'm the single nicest, most empathetic person I know otherwise. It makes me disgusted with myself.

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>>138417081 >gets rich with a clever idea >decides to help the poor and needy in his later years >some leaf gets buttblasted because of it Back off to /pol/ with you.

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OPs should not be made by non-/cum/ nations.

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>>138415122 Based

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>>138415569 https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comm ents/kd2v7i/the_gang_wins_the_big_g ame/

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>i suffer in brazil

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What would happen if i don't talk to anyone, not browse the internet, i dont watch tv, not come on 4chan. No social interaction like i just stare at a wall or the ceiling

1 hours later 138417805 Anonymous (1607229885958.jpg 924x1024 137kB)
>>138417730 that's how you reach nirvana

1 hours later 138417902 Anonymous (TedDrunk.jpg 1280x720 141kB)
https://youtu.be/tgHR67E99sw?t=84

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>>138417730 You'd either go mad or gain incredible introspective insight. Probably the former.

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>>138417250 off yourself microshill and take your proprietary software with you.

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>>138417805 >>138417915 What would happen if i don't talk to anyone, not browse the internet, i dont watch tv, not come on 4chan. No social interaction like i just stare at a wall or the ceiling for 10 hours a day? is social interaction important?

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Imagine being 0.5% as rich as Bill Gates.

1 hours later 138418048 Anonymous (IMG_20210126_203030.jpg 400x400 18kB)
Love susu

1 hours later 138418070 Anonymous
>>138417948 Go bitch on some Linux forums about how nobody but losers use your preferred distro.

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>>138417994 Depends on your state of mind

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>>138418017 Anything over about 10m net worth isn't even worth considering Your life wouldn't change in any meaningful way

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>>138417994 >is social interaction important Yes. We've been social animals for millions of years.

1 hours later 138418130 Anonymous
>>138418093 Sure it would I could buy more things and be more happy

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>>138418130 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0 jwrWqOKI

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>>138418121 okay but why does this guy say otherwise? >>138418071

1 hours later 138418211 Anonymous (IMG_20210126_203443.jpg 1536x2048 554kB)
>>138418130 You got enough for 2-3 really nice houses, a solid nest egg, and a dozen $100,000 cars.

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>>138418181 We’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard

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>>138418188 Because he doesn't know better.

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>>138418211 K but how would I come up with the 20 million needed to spend a night worshipping Emma Roberts

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>>138418188 Once you have found Jesus you have found life. You can spend all day in prayer and wake up the next morning feeling as alive as can be.

1 hours later 138418444 Anonymous (IMG_20210126_203940.jpg 1511x2048 493kB)
>>138418340 Funny way to spell *Watson...

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>>138418387 yeah but you watch scat and get aroused by feet

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>>138415122 gavin mcinnes pushing dildo into his ass on vision is now terrorist propaganda

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>>138418493 Nonsensical post Maybe you should stop being a drug addict so you can think more clearly

1 hours later 138418663 Anonymous
>>138418552 ive been sober for a week man

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Chica you got me feelin'so loco...

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>>138418697 Looks a bit weird there but I’d still kiss her bellybutton

1 hours later 138418795 Anonymous
i got next day delivery for weed

1 hours later 138418811 Anonymous
>>138418795 Stop being an addict

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>>138418737 I'm still only into Asians I would not waste a cum shot on this thot. But I still like her pics.

1 hours later 138418910 Anonymous (WP_20210126_12_49_11_Pro.jpg 5344x3008 3664kB)
>>138418811 No

1 hours later 138419006 Anonymous (A2B15C23-ADD6-4150-8B6D-F0410AA0FC0E.jpg 1111x1280 250kB)
The GF

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>>138415177 It's Bill Gates

1 hours later 138419238 Anonymous (41D08A9E-7E31-47EE-99D6-4E3BAA9DE691.jpg 1837x2048 355kB)
Ok...chokkkay

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>tfw happy person >tfw dont need drugs, porn or religion to make me happy you all need something that makes you happy.

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>>138419296 Gunga Ginga Gunga Ginga

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>>138419352 lol

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>>138419352 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheExpanse /comments/a6gs74/psa_drugs_and_your _faction/ why? did you believe the pilot was a risk?

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happiness is a meme. Only girls need it

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>>138419296 Lucky bastard. I really would like drugs right now. I've been sober for a long, long time. One last hit. If only I could stop myself.

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>>138419457 >rebbit lol

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>>138419457 Gunga https://youtu.be/HNsfuKbFkmg Ginga

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good thread >>138419436

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>>138419548 dont test me dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU5 w0dieQzo

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>>138418846 Imagine being that dog https://www.instagram.com/p/CFo4YYW hXhh/

1 hours later 138419669 Anonymous
Guys it's Australia Day but when is Sorry Day

1 hours later 138419764 Anonymous
>>138419647 What's wrong with your dick? Why can't we test it?

1 hours later 138419774 Anonymous (59177403_p5.jpg 540x812 149kB)
the way you animals talk and think about women is repulsive.

1 hours later 138419777 Anonymous
The presidential conference without the president already started https://youtu.be/kfzKuTfiaf4

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>>138419774 You’re posting anime You have no say in anything

1 hours later 138419803 Anonymous (180202_DustinMilligan.jpg 2560x1340 222kB)
https://youtu.be/rU5w0dieQzo?t=105

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Fat Upper Pussy Area

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>>138419764 ha bigger than about ~10/12 overall at 30

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>>138419801 i only like old animu and mango nu jap toons are trash

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>>138419883 Post your rock hard cock please

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOD MORNING CUM

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>>138419883 eh no overall at 12 i meant

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>>138419914 >born in le wrong generation

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>>138419952 Buenos dias amor

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imagine being so lame and boring you do no drugs

1 hours later 138420082 Anonymous (SahuaroGenealogico4 - copia.png 3916x1830 813kB)
Still working on that genealogical cactus format, not finished yet

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imagine being so dumb and retarded that you do drugs because you can't develop a personality

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>>138419914 How dare you not like the anime I like.

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>>138420082 Keeps looking worse and worse with every new iteration

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>>138419988 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lI 2H-oReAg

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>>138420155 Wanna see my dick?

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>>138420138 Thats not true, youre a meanie and a liar

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ive been playing old school runescape at work

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>>138420089 That's not the reason people do drugs.

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>>138420089 what drugs you hate the most? all of them

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>>138420192 nah, i got a ciggie waiting for me

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>>138420402 Ok Asshole

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>>138420349 I wish I was 7'6" and that I had a 12in dick. And that I had telepathy and telekinesis. And that I was immortal.

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i hope king kong wins

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>>138420349 heroin

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>>138420434 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et4 sMJP9FmM

2 hours later 138420785 Anonymous (Gakuen-Taikutsu-Otoko-main.jpg 700x676 111kB)
>>138420121 there is one good modern anime and it's adapted from a 1972 manga nu eva is cringe and shonen is dead. anime is no longer good.

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Wish I could rest my head on her thighs

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>>138420155 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY- h3spBAgI whats this gonna say HAH I WISH i was taller

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0-4 i get a gf in 2021 5-9 i do not get a gf in 2021

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number divisible by 3 oh yehhh

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oh shit i got the most prime

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>>138419128 O RLY

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>>138420905 thought it was man thighs but then i aw it was a woman

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oh boy i think i ate 300mg of thc

2 hours later 138421432 Anonymous (1611174474401.png 387x395 264kB)
>>138420785 You wanna start a war over this, buddy?

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>>138421384 i have to take 300mg to feel anything i should quit soon

2 hours later 138421634 Anonymous (0rxxv2z0lz461.jpg 1024x768 88kB)
>>138421550 dont quit pace yourself ya

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>>138421634 Is this funny to you? https://youtu.be/YFT4P_sC43E

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>>138421432 bring it

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>>138421662 not funny, but interesting https://www.reddit.com/r/americanda d/comments/ji34hx/ill_do_anything_t o_get_off_this_noisyass_elevator/

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>>138421634 im gonna start doing it on weekends only

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readin y'all like this

2 hours later 138421992 Anonymous (turw24vp8l661.jpg 2880x1800 795kB)
>>138421743 yeah not me

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>>138421958 Shut the fuck up

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runescape time

2 hours later 138422115 Anonymous (1480943267267.jpg 524x469 124kB)
>>138422056 no

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i need a smoke meet me in the girls bathroom with marlboro reds cause were fucking rogue girlz

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my mother is getting vaxxed on the 8th what if she dies :/

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>>138422056 um rude

2 hours later 138422261 Anonymous
more like your dad is getting vaxxed by me meaning i was doing your dad alright im gonna smoke

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>>138422188 she'll be alright

2 hours later 138422593 Anonymous (1604879638275.jpg 800x1103 245kB)
https://youtu.be/ToDYB5uddFM?t=61

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i want a french gf

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speaking of wife... steve, finish that one for me

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>>138422188 How fat is she

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ha this drug dealer has arts and crafts on his pack

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i really dont like children they look weird

2 hours later 138423220 Anonymous (1600807362467.png 296x298 150kB)
>>138423171 what do you mean?

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>>138423171 you looked weird once maybe you still do

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mr amerikanac?

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Meat is muder

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>>138423220 moronic plagues by the time we're like teenagers no thanks imagine having to teach a thing for 20 years

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>>138423337 yes?

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>>138423337 wut >>138423364 this but unironically

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best movie comin thru

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>>138423402 Did you brush your teeth this morning? >>138423427 Ti nisi amerikanac ti si meksikanac

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>>138423401 harsh ways to describe children and teenagers i wouldn't say that is "looking weird", it's just how children are

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Took the laptop with me on the toilet so I can work while taking a shit LOL No calls coming in anyway but just in case you know... Smell is absolutely horrid btw just in case you were wondering

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>>138423527 ok i will agree on harsh but babies look like aliens and not the good movie

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>shit is so heavy and sticky it won’t flush off the shelf God damn really gonna have to shove it down or what Shouldn’t have eaten all that junk the pay few days

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>>138423493 i remember watching this movie as a child it's been years since i've seen it but i remember it been good it was a cute film >>138423499 oh ok i did brush my teeth btw >>138423650 ehhh... i wouldn't say so...

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>>138423499 yes of course did you ?

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>>138423677 use your fingers

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>>138423792 I used a couple of layers of toilet paper...

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The gay man itt is just saying babies are ugly and shit and whatnot to cope with his pedophilic tendencies (all gays are into little kids and that’s a fact)

3 hours later 138424059 Anonymous
>>138423909 says the man who has pedophilic tendencies...

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>fk talking to his taiwanese proxy Sad. Don't be so desperate, I'll throw a couple (you)s your way

3 hours later 138424103 Anonymous
>>138424067 Who does what where? Can I still get a (You) tho

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>>138423789 Da

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An awful lot of foreigners here

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>>138423909 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_u Tt8CKLqM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2C w89bPErk&t=1s

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>>138424157 lots of quality posts in balt >>138423129 rn

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>>138424157 probably someone linked this thread from another general

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>>138424157 i like the baltbros

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>>138424276 cum isn't your side chick sweaty

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Well that was an unpleasant poop session

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Hi /cum/mers I slept only 5 or so hours again

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>>138424539 why dont you go back to sleep then

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>>138424463 Haven't even posted there today. Maybe someday I will shitpost under a German flag. It's either that or suicide.

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>>138424558 Good idea. nighty night

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Tampa is the worst city in this country

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>>138424539 why so few hours? >>138424618 oh ok, good night

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>>138424539 >>138424558 >>138424618 Basado

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>>138424618 sleep tight

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Girl just publicly posted about how nobody loves her right after I sent her a text message saying I love her

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>>138422188 I got vaxxed a couple weeks ago. No side-effects other than a sore arm and temporary itchiness.

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>>138424811 Thanks for taking it away from those who need it!

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>>138424791 she don't appreciate your love, how sad maybe she's in a really depressed state, at that point even people saying to her that they love her is meaningless to her

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wish i was as cool as those guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvd FnINlN6Q

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>>138425143 >ITS SO SEX TO BE LIVING IN AMERICA

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>>138423650 lol my nephew looks like the Gerber baby

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>>138425143 can't see this vid in my country :(

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>>138423401 lol it's magical when a baby smiles at you or imitates what you say

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Do American kids really? https://youtu.be/xvptZXDYUF0

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>>138425529 yeah not for me id rather die alone in a grave after quentin tarantino watched some 80s tv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3v 5hmS6tvk

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Ok I smiled! https://youtu.be/oymWAeqv_-c

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>>138425611 Personally I don't think kids should have unlimited access to phones, especially smartphones, until they're teenagers. Before that, they should be outside doing what kids do.

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Good morning anons

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>>138425415 every white baby looks like the gerber baby

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>>138425900 Like playing with guns right

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>googles Gerber Baby >negros, Asians, Down syndrome retards, an old woman Oook...

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Some say freedom is free

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Dear Americanos, I've always wanted to visit your doorstep so that I can kick you in the nuts. Saludos, Miguel.

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I got a feeling (Woohoo)

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https://twitter.com/luliaax/status/ 1353194749180702721

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>>138425116 Yea. Does it still count as “paying for sex” if you simped a girl for a year and then quit talking to her for another year and then banged her? It’s like your purchasing power has some kind of delay except it takes a year for the goods/services to ship.

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>>138426357 He’s spitting straight facts...

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BAAAAAAJEN PA CA

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>>138426179 Dear Latvia, Not want ................. Regards, The President of the United States of America

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>>138427230 Perro Caca??

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>>138427388 >Cabron te estas buscando un fuletazo

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I want to meet a Laotian

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>>138427692 Khan?

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So are you chanees or japaneees ?

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>>138427692 what if someones name was Lee Ocean

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>>138427773 Hi Hank

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looool MeJico will use the Russian vaccine

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>>138427916 That is concerning, I’m glad we’re not getting that or Sinovac

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>>138428095 Go to sleep boy

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dumb mexicans

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>>138428159 U FIRST

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I'd trust a Chinese vax more than a Russian one

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>>138428095 you were supposed to be asleep i wish i could go back to sleep

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I gotta sing and dance when I glance in my pants

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LOLLERCOASTER

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my roflcopter goes

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>>138428633 soi soi soi soi soi soi

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The narwhal bacons at midnight

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>>138428749 YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! 500 INTERNETS FOR YOU SIR!!

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All your base are belong to us

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Why are American children so ungrateful? https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/24/ us/politics/jackson-reffitt-father- capitol-riot.html

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That fucking faggot

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Update

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>tfw holding in poop for a while then unloading it with max force into your toilet and hearing the absolute carnage under tour butthole Nothing better

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>>138428946 Absolutely based

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who else aware

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What do nuts go like when they sneeze

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>>138423909 all heteros are dogs who look at women like sex toys so i guess youre even

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>Joe Biden lifts transgender military ban This is based. Transgender suicide rates are very high, and military suicide rates are very high. So any tranny that joins is almost guaranteed to kill themselves.

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Good morning babies

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>>138429291 They bounce up and down and around

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I want to plunder

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>>138430357 booty?

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Out of all the influential black people you could have on your notes you're going to get a literally who

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coffee zone

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Someone in my friend group has his birthday on the same day as me... wow. Great. It's just like childhood again where my brother had his birthday on the same day and people only cared about HIS birthday and forgot that it was mine

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>>138430796 >wypipo be like

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>>138430796 Kill him

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>>138430746 Same.

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I might have sex soon

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>parents would throw our birthday party on the same day >no one I invited would ever come >it's just my brother's friends >"happy birthday [brother]!" >"it's my birthday too" >"oh really...? um happy birthday to you too I guess"

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>>138430796 You're friends don't celebrate them both together?

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>>138431079 My birthday is on a holiday

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>>138431079 >wypipo be like

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>ate an entire box of ice cream again

5 hours later 138431163 Anonymous
>>138431093 No. Seems they forget that it was mine and will only wish our friend a happy birthday

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>>138431163 >>138431163 Get new friends

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>>138430330 No they go “casheeeew” Hahahaha

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>>138431163 Cheer up instagram.com/demonika.fr

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>>138431162 What flavor?

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>>138431279 >"cheer up" >posts a foid's instagram wow fuck you

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>>138431235 Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

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>>138431339 fart

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Why do women age so turribly? Girl on the left is 16

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>>138431339 strawberry vanilla and chocolate

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>>138431541 >16 Yeah, ad +20 to that. No way she's 16

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>>138431541 because the fitness of the offspring is determined by the mother's age and not the father's, the woman is doomed to age rapidly, to turn off men from older women

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>>138431585 Based Latvian, honorary American fatty

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>>138431626 She's unironically born in 2004

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>>138431585 few men have survived the temptation of such excess...

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>>138431753 they look.... inbred

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god I hate quebecois so much it's unreal

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My dad was 50 when I was born

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>>138431585 it's like an american woman's vagina, white/pink on the outside, black inside

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>>138431585 Hot. I want to spoonfeed you ice cream until you explode.

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I eat a lot, not out of hunger, but out of desire to feel the sensation of taking big shits.

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cuckposting should be a bannable offense

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>>138431753 It shouldn't bother me so much that kids born in the 00s and the early 10s are capable of speech already

5 hours later 138432078 Anonymous
Urkel stop shitposting on /k/

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Job interview in an hour

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>>138432133 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uK IeamPi2Y

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>>138431866 shine a flashlight in there

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A white woman smiled at me

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Update: Stil no gf

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>giant >lives in caves >hoards things uh yeah, im thinking bears are the real dragons

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>>138429134 Come on give a comment on my cactus

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Update: Still no coffee

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>>138431907 It should bother you that she looks like a 40 year old wom*n

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>>138432356 idk I like it. I think it's cute but idk my family beyond grandparents tbqh

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Going to poop

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