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2021-01-25 09:29 138347080 Anonymous (1604740273673.jpg 894x894 92kB)
why do americans use toilet paper to wipe their poop? isn't not sanitary and disgusting to you americans? why not wash it with water?

1 min later 138347121 Anonymous
Blasting a stream of water up your ass is kinda gay

1 min later 138347125 Anonymous
I rather not have a wet ass thanks.

1 min later 138347127 Anonymous
>>138347080 why Japanese no happy and just read jojo?

2 min later 138347145 Anonymous
>>138347080 Literally everyone uses toilet paper

2 min later 138347151 Anonymous
Is it true that Americans microwave their toilet paper?

3 min later 138347168 Anonymous
>>138347151 no

3 min later 138347176 Anonymous
>>138347145 muslims and japanese wash their asses

4 min later 138347193 Anonymous
>NOOOOO YOU CAN’T CLEAN YOURSELF WITH PAPER! YOU HAVE TO BUY AN EXPENSIVE MACHINE THAT SHOOTS PRESSURIZED, COCK SHAPED JETS OF WATER DIRECTLY UP YOUR ASSHOLE!

4 min later 138347207 Anonymous
>>138347151 is it true Mexicans put their shit covered tp in a bin next to the toilet because they can’t flush it?

5 min later 138347234 Anonymous
>>138347151 I heard Americans keep toilet paper inside their shoes

6 min later 138347258 Anonymous
>>138347080 Who is this, I will offer her marriage immediately

7 min later 138347292 Anonymous
I heard Germans shit on shelf-like toilets. Ew, that's gross.

10 min later 138347373 Anonymous (iu[2].jpg 500x667 36kB)
>not having one of these in literally every toilet what's it like living in a 3rd world country

11 min later 138347401 Anonymous
>>138347373 >>138347373 Do Finns seriously use this?

12 min later 138347428 Anonymous
>>138347207 Y-yes...

12 min later 138347432 Anonymous
>>138347373 >still using wired telephones >calling others 3rd world Fucking retard

13 min later 138347434 Anonymous
i wet the toilet paper with water then wipe my arse, or use baby wipes

13 min later 138347459 Anonymous (iu[1].jpg 600x400 21kB)
>>138347401 yes. dont you? prvious pic and this one are the models you can find in almost every house, there are others too but these are as common as abloy locks.

14 min later 138347487 Anonymous
>>138347176 My turkish friend always has a watering can in his Toilet I asked what he used it for and he said he uses it to make his toilet paper wet and cleans his ass like that.... I tried it myself and holy fucking shit idk how this works but its way easier AND faster to clean my ass. Turkish people are so fucking based man, they offer you tons of tasty food, are extremely social and friendly and they helped me clean my ass much much faster. Sadly here in the Netherlands allot of their kids get brainwashed by the shitty ass moroccans and end up being being thugs.

14 min later 138347511 Anonymous
>>138347434 Same, but sometimes it splits

15 min later 138347532 Anonymous
>>138347459 Nobody use these here. Surprised to learn that Finns use them.

17 min later 138347585 Anonymous
>>138347080 >>138347176 >>138347373 >>138347401 >>138347434 >>138347459 >>138347487 just fucking use baby wipes like aussie anon said or wash your ass in a bidet

17 min later 138347597 Anonymous
>>138347585 I use baby wipes

18 min later 138347623 Anonymous
>>138347487 I do this in public toilets but since there's no 3rd world water bucket I have to waddle to the sink with my pants around my ankles. Anything for a clean butthole though, especially if I recently got it bleached.

19 min later 138347658 Anonymous
>>138347597 >>138347585 >>138347434 If you use baby wipes don't flush them. They can fuck the pipes.

19 min later 138347667 Anonymous
>>138347487 >t. Ahmed

20 min later 138347692 Anonymous
>>138347658 >They can fuck the pipes. Maybe if you have Indian tier plumbing lmao

20 min later 138347697 Anonymous
masterrace is wiping your ass with toilet paper and then washing your ass with a (normal) bidet

20 min later 138347700 Anonymous
>>138347623 Lol

21 min later 138347729 Anonymous
>>138347697 Thats how i do it

22 min later 138347737 Anonymous
>>138347658 this. buy flushable ones that disolve so they dont clog up the toilet

22 min later 138347760 Anonymous
>>138347697 master race is shoving a toilet brush up your arsehole for a deep cleaning every time you shit

23 min later 138347790 Anonymous
>>138347697 Yup. I usually time my shits so I can wash my ass when I'm having a shower, but I also have a bidet. It's disgusting that there are people who only wipe their ass. That's like getting shit on your hands, wiping them with paper and saying that's clean enough

23 min later 138347791 Anonymous
>>138347151 Its pre-microwaved before you buy it but some Americans microwave it again just in case

24 min later 138347812 Anonymous
>>138347760 ah is that why the shart in the mart meme exists? the toilet brush gapes your asshole so much that shit just drops down due to gravity

25 min later 138347868 Anonymous
>>138347658 5 babywipes down the toilet would destroy an entire Greek city's sewer system

27 min later 138347939 Anonymous
>>138347868 Can't even throw normal toilet paper in the toilet here without fucking everything up...

28 min later 138347983 Anonymous (1546107156458.jpg 478x478 62kB)
>>138347080 i have not used toilet paper in years i only use baby wipes

29 min later 138348019 Anonymous
>>138347623 LOL in public bathrooms I have to cope with no available water shit takes so long to clean up. >>138347585 Too expensive. >>138347667 I wish.... Turks really understand the true meaning of family.

44 min later 138348523 Anonymous
Wipe with TP Cleanse with soap+water from bidet Not be a disgusting American McShitpants

48 min later 138348641 Anonymous
>>138347234 This. And then we take the shoes with the toilet paper inside and microwave it.

50 min later 138348715 Anonymous
I wipe my ass with the newspaper “Pravda”, as several generations of my ancestors did.

50 min later 138348731 Anonymous
I see Jap tourists here shit and not even wash their hands after walking out the stand I guess the American occupation really taught them American norms

1 hours later 138349108 Anonymous
>>138347145 I only use water

1 hours later 138349204 Anonymous
>>138347080 it's okay because i poop in the morning and shower immediately after

1 hours later 138349210 Anonymous
>>138347737 >>138347658 I worked for the local plumbing company and one of the shit pumps was full of baby wipes and we had to bring it up and cut it loose with a knife and it was fucking disgusting, there was shit everywhere I quit that job and please don't flush normal baby wipes

1 hours later 138349226 Anonymous
>>138348731 This person is not Taiwanese, as all Taiwanese love the Japanese.

1 hours later 138349357 Anonymous (91wbf.jpg 920x1020 76kB)
for me, it's wet toilet paper baby wipes will clog your pipes, then you end up with shit everywhere and no i will not be okay with tossing used baby wipes in the bathroom garbage bin like brapzilians do

1 hours later 138349827 Anonymous
>>138349226 I used to date a Japanese, she would brush her teeth in the toilet, possibly she liked the taste of kuso shit particles because it is unhygienic. Also she asked to finger my Angus during sex. I think Japanese have obsession with shit, also this is a explanation to their German alliance in WW2

1 hours later 138350008 Anonymous
>>138349827 >she would brush her teeth in the toilet why did you continue dating her after learning this?

1 hours later 138350088 Anonymous (1588367539357.jpg 960x720 105kB)
>>138347080 You will never be able to have a clean ass with just water. It's not going to magically disolve and you would need a ridiculously powerful jet for it to have a comparable mechanical cleaning as a wipe with paper. What's your reasoning, you disgusting person? Do you smell like shit and do you enjoy being all wet under your clothes and like the feeling of walking with assicles(icicles in your asshole)????

1 hours later 138350519 Anonymous (1daaac6f5d1cac9117d477737540ebe9-imagejpeg.jpg 1280x853 127kB)
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1 hours later 138350932 Anonymous (1558975558874.gif 400x224 2403kB)
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