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2021-01-23 04:13 138217471 Anonymous /brit/ (Link-Photo-42.jpg 1200x630 224kB)
the bojo technique edition
1 min later 138217502 Anonymous
please don't miliband this thread
1 min later 138217510 Anonymous
>>138217452
I know you're desperate for me to believe you lad but it just won't happen. Add as many unecessary details as you like.
1 min later 138217512 Anonymous
yes, i am a cocaine abuser
1 min later 138217513 Anonymous
>>138217477
You realise you sound like a little queer? Like this is a very poor pastiche of what a confident, witty post would be. The lack of self awareness and self esteem is just radiating through my screen when I see this faggot post.
Take two perhaps?
1 min later 138217520 Anonymous
I am quite discheesed, quite discheesed indeed
2 min later 138217529 Anonymous
https://youtu.be/8by5ehVRrfk?t=261
https://youtu.be/8by5ehVRrfk?t=261
https://youtu.be/8by5ehVRrfk?t=261
https://youtu.be/8by5ehVRrfk?t=261
2 min later 138217534 Anonymous
>>138217513
sounds like you're projecting your insecure masculinity onto other people tbqhwyf
2 min later 138217536 Anonymous
nice turd for you my leeeeeeeeeeeed
2 min later 138217539 Anonymous
>>138217465
Don't lose your virginity to a prostitute ffs, have some self respect
2 min later 138217541 Anonymous
>>138217513
bit autistic this post
2 min later 138217548 Anonymous
>>138217534
I’m pointing out some facts and there’s steam blowing out some little virgins wars.
3 min later 138217554 Anonymous
>>138217536
get in
3 min later 138217556 Anonymous
rampant caffeine abuse
3 min later 138217560 Anonymous
>>138217539
says the spanish flag
3 min later 138217562 Anonymous
what you lads arguing about now?
4 min later 138217574 Anonymous
fucking sitting on the fucking crapper
4 min later 138217587 Anonymous
>>138217539
a lot of people don't really have any choice
start from nothing when you're close to 30 years old or just take a shortcut and pay for sex? the latter option is much easier but still a bit intimidating tbqh
4 min later 138217589 Anonymous
>>138217539
I'd rather shag a prossie than never experience shagging
4 min later 138217597 Anonymous
wanking on coke is better than sex
4 min later 138217598 Anonymous
done some re-VOLTING farts recently
5 min later 138217608 Anonymous
>>138217513
Quite a nice vocabulary you have
5 min later 138217625 Anonymous
>>138217574
excellent post
5 min later 138217626 Anonymous
>>138217510
;)
6 min later 138217634 Anonymous
>>138217598
Alri Emma.
6 min later 138217640 Anonymous
living
laughing
loving
6 min later 138217641 Anonymous
SAGB
6 min later 138217644 Anonymous
went on holiday once and my beard stopped growing
6 min later 138217654 Anonymous
slugging
golfing
7 min later 138217664 Anonymous
giving it a bloody good go
7 min later 138217667 Anonymous
>>138217644
where did you go, Chernobyl?
7 min later 138217673 Anonymous
>>138217644
don't believe this, your body decided to go on holiday too or something???
7 min later 138217680 Anonymous
wanna hear a joke
7 min later 138217685 Anonymous (0Aisha Clanclan.png 328x405 111kB)
7 min later 138217689 Anonymous
>>138217667
>>138217673
didnt start growing again until my feet touched english soil
8 min later 138217692 Anonymous
now we're cooking with gas!
8 min later 138217697 Anonymous
>>138217680
your life
8 min later 138217701 Anonymous
>>138217587
So what, you'll just use prostitutes your whole life? Instead of finding a nice woman to settle down with?
>>138217589
You're not really getting the full experience if you're paying to shag her. It's literally just like a tiny step above porn. And think how filthy that woman is. How many cocks she's had inside her. How much cum she's had splattered on her just that night.
Stay away from brasses. Mug's game.
8 min later 138217704 Anonymous
>>138217652
me outside the local primary school
8 min later 138217713 Anonymous
lol
https://youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE
https://youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE
https://youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE
https://youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE
9 min later 138217725 Anonymous (1607977461527.jpg 1280x1280 104kB)
>>138217641
9 min later 138217730 Anonymous
wondering what became of all the men who wore those pink pussy hats in 2016
9 min later 138217742 Anonymous (1582429640329.png 882x796 886kB)
>>138217713
9 min later 138217749 Anonymous
Remembering a funny moment, and sniggering to myself.
9 min later 138217751 Anonymous
current mood: flabbergasted over that lad's claim that his beard stopped growing while he was on holiday
9 min later 138217758 Anonymous
>>138217701
I literally just want to know what a pussy feels like.
10 min later 138217762 Anonymous
*loses queen*
*proposes takeback*
10 min later 138217783 Anonymous
the best posts in /brit/ are the ones that give no (You)s and receive no (You)s
11 min later 138217794 Anonymous
>>138217713
Deontay Wilder is lit demonic and under the fold of the satanic cabal. It’s not a wonder Fury, a man of god, beat him. That knockdown recovery looked like divine intervention to me.
11 min later 138217801 Anonymous
>>138217751
swear to god
11 min later 138217805 Anonymous
sideburns never recovered from that week in fiji
11 min later 138217810 Anonymous
heard an Australian sniggering niggardly
11 min later 138217819 Anonymous
NEED to raw a milf with big tits at least once in my life
11 min later 138217821 Anonymous
Lying in bed imagining myself spooning Aisha
12 min later 138217837 Anonymous (Australian pepe.jpg 1148x746 189kB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZ ZuO2vY50
Choon
12 min later 138217847 Anonymous
need to impress someone with my hearty home cooked meals pronto
12 min later 138217857 Anonymous
>>138217801
it just stopped? and you say that when you arrived back on British soil it just started again? just like that, no explanation given?
13 min later 138217858 Anonymous
*sniggers niggardly*
13 min later 138217860 Anonymous
if scottish then based, if english then cringe
13 min later 138217861 Anonymous
>>138217819
chlamydia is highly prevalent in Australia
13 min later 138217878 Anonymous
in the outback nobody uses your real name
14 min later 138217891 Anonymous
>>138217837
Fuck off
14 min later 138217895 Anonymous
2021
https://youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI?t=14
https://youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI?t=14
https://youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI?t=14
https://youtu.be/1EDBzQaGHDI?t=14
14 min later 138217897 Anonymous
Laid in bed for 3.5 hours. Time for brekkie
14 min later 138217908 Anonymous (1514749048138.jpg 546x1280 95kB)
Weird how your pubes have a set length that they grow to and then stop, as opposed to beard and head hair that just keeps growing and growing forever.
Wonder what tells the pubes they need to stop.
14 min later 138217913 Anonymous
Ohhh McGregors fighting on Sunday
14 min later 138217917 Anonymous
l hate sleep
14 min later 138217921 Anonymous
I'm American AMA!
14 min later 138217923 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlu -zkkmN2o
15 min later 138217934 Anonymous
polishing off my first and possibly only can of monster energy drink of the day
15 min later 138217944 Anonymous
>>138217908
only shaved my pubes once in my life
15 min later 138217952 Anonymous
>>138217891
Nah
16 min later 138217965 Anonymous
>>138217934
same here but i started it two days ago
16 min later 138217973 Anonymous (New-trailer-released-as-‘A-Clockwork-Orange’-returns-to-cinemas-768x507.jpg 768x507 42kB)
cry more
17 min later 138217992 Anonymous
>>138217921
Why do you like to shoot eachother
17 min later 138218001 Anonymous
>>138217965
fair enough, it's a large can
remember when red bull first debuted in that small but potent can and a few people died from too many of them
17 min later 138218008 Anonymous
tony's rage when he got to the bing only to find someone nicked the food he'd been dreaming about for hours is, by far, the most relatable moment in the show
mumsy ate the leftover pizza i'd been waiting to eat for hours and i'm contemplating bouncing her head off the tiles
17 min later 138218010 Anonymous
>>138217952
why i oughta...
17 min later 138218017 Anonymous
Is anal sex natural?
17 min later 138218025 Anonymous
>>138217944
Don't you prefer them trimmed? Feels a lot nicer imo.
17 min later 138218027 Anonymous (look.jpg 1024x659 100kB)
me showing a pic of my knob to the men and women of /hm/
18 min later 138218034 Anonymous (hops.webm 720x720 1819kB)
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>>138217758
just hug yourself then hahaha
19 min later 138218065 Anonymous
*blows meth smoke in your face*
19 min later 138218073 Anonymous
>>138218027
so that's what was on joeys head
19 min later 138218077 Anonymous
>>138218027
link x
19 min later 138218078 Anonymous
>>138218008
The Sopranos was boring as fuck
20 min later 138218089 Anonymous
>>138218027
leave it on reddit next time
20 min later 138218093 Anonymous
just got clabbered in halo ce
20 min later 138218095 Anonymous
>>138218034
wish she had a fucking cock
20 min later 138218101 Anonymous
I’ve never understood the unwarranted hatred people have for Nickelback
21 min later 138218122 Anonymous
>>138218078
oo aa look at you mr. oh so smart contrarian, 'i actually DON'T like the sopranos' you want a medal for it?
fuck me you're a boring prick aren't you just fuck off spastic
21 min later 138218129 Anonymous
dying on the floor of an under-18s discotheque from chugging three (3) cans of red bull in 1 (one) day
21 min later 138218143 Anonymous
>>138218101
the songs I heard from them are just cringe. like Imagine Dragons. crnge post-grunge shit for 13 year olds
22 min later 138218172 Anonymous
>>138218129
still got some VERY cringe pics on the 'acebook from some nights at the local blue light disco
do they still do those
22 min later 138218174 Anonymous
>>138218095
Sort yourself out.
23 min later 138218195 Anonymous
when does /brit/ start picking up again
I want to be here when it happens
23 min later 138218200 Anonymous
>>138218122
Haha sopranos fans are the biggest seethers they just attack you when you validly point out that the sopranos is boring as fuck
>Tony: *breathes*
>Sopranos fans: “OH MY GOD this is such a masterful foreshadowing... the tension is truly palpable in this scene. Gandolfini is an absolute god. You can really tell from the movement of Tony’s diaphragm that this scene is a subtle nod to the Jungian theory of synchronicity... simply amazing. Wow.”
24 min later 138218221 Anonymous
>>138218195
when i start posting
24 min later 138218238 Anonymous
>>138218172
yeah i disc jockey them all the time
24 min later 138218245 Anonymous (Screenshot 2021-01-23 033805.png 645x155 16kB)
obsessed with people knowing where they are from arent they
25 min later 138218260 Anonymous
Est-ce que tu aimes le français?
25 min later 138218261 Anonymous (44931aee2cb97ca1ec00a3d6386feb6b-d.jpg 331x500 48kB)
what are you guys (& girls) reading?
26 min later 138218301 Anonymous
Fact: an island shouldn't have more than on country on it
26 min later 138218302 Anonymous
>>138218238
just say dj you insufferable wanker
also get a real job
27 min later 138218315 Anonymous
sopranos is gay but I like the ay tone meme
27 min later 138218326 Anonymous
>>138218261
boring bastard
28 min later 138218343 Anonymous
>>138218261
your post
28 min later 138218346 Anonymous
alright be honest lads
how much would you pay to mutilate and torture a baby chimp to death in front of its chained up mother?
28 min later 138218350 Anonymous
>>138218315
Ay Tone, how comes they had woodens doors on them gas chambers?
29 min later 138218371 Anonymous
Finishing off the chinky from 3 days ago
29 min later 138218381 Anonymous
yanks absolutely killed my mojo
30 min later 138218402 Anonymous
>>138218261
>>138218346
Daily reminder that this poster is the Scots nonce. There’s a whole subsection on YouTube of actual pedophiles who fantasise about torturing baby monkeys because it’s synonymous with a child.
You’re a fucking freak kys.
30 min later 138218412 Anonymous
getting rock hard at the thought of Biden torturing and mutilating hetero white american males (with oestrogen)
31 min later 138218435 Anonymous
Feel as though I've been low-ambition my whole life
Don't want kids
Don't want to travel anywhere
Don't have a bucket list
Don't want to achieve anything great
Just want to keep a nice job, have a nice home and keep a good circle of friends & family
32 min later 138218468 Pube Police
>>138217908
Me
32 min later 138218480 Anonymous
Physical, intellectual, and psychological tests should be compulsory once one reaches 18. Failure in any one (or non-attendance) leads to locking up for at least 5 years and then release is conditional upon passing the tests
32 min later 138218482 Anonymous (1609026158468.jpg 1024x588 170kB)
the occasional yank railroad kino
33 min later 138218494 Anonymous
BEWARE THE WHEELERS
33 min later 138218504 Anonymous
>>138217908
Wtf Alan is lvl 99 warlock?
34 min later 138218514 Anonymous (OIP.jpg 474x595 26kB)
>>138218326
daft cunt
>>138218343
cheeky
>>138218402
that second post wasnt me. procreate
34 min later 138218520 Anonymous
>>138218143
Nickleback aren't great but they aren't even close to being Imagine Dragons shit.
34 min later 138218523 Snoop Doug
Practicing nigromancy lads
34 min later 138218527 Anonymous
Just finished watching Darling in the Franxx
Had a boner the whole time
35 min later 138218547 Anonymous
>>138218514
>more than one American pedo
Imagine my surprise, my point stands u should kys pal
35 min later 138218550 Anonymous
>>138218260
ouais
35 min later 138218564 Anonymous
>>138218480
Passed this post through my arse
36 min later 138218573 Snoop Doug
>>138218260
Wee
36 min later 138218594 Anonymous (kraut dreams.webm 842x474 3130kB)
why are Europeans like this?
36 min later 138218595 Anonymous
Why is this Irish so mad lmao
37 min later 138218602 Anonymous
>>138218547
seems like you're the one who cant get your head out of the gutter.
37 min later 138218608 Anonymous
could heem thirty tarqs a night in my heyday
37 min later 138218611 Anonymous
>>138218550
>>138218573
basé
38 min later 138218632 Anonymous
just finished (won't say what)
38 min later 138218635 Anonymous
>>138218594
you're a european too you tell me
39 min later 138218646 Anonymous
Trying to remember just how many years it has been since I replied to a yank
39 min later 138218659 Anonymous
>>138218608
*pushes your nan down the stairs*
39 min later 138218660 Anonymous
>>138218635
I'm British.
39 min later 138218662 Anonymous
do you pronounce caramel as care-ruh-mel or car-mul?
the latter is more common here
40 min later 138218678 Anonymous
need a moment to gather my thots ....
40 min later 138218679 Anonymous
plotting a cheeky afternoon snooze
40 min later 138218680 Anonymous
>>138218635
we live on an island
40 min later 138218684 Anonymous
>>138218659
*pushes her back up the stairs*
stop that
41 min later 138218691 Anonymous
>>138218659
*Pushes your nan up the stairs*
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>>138218662
No we say it like FUCK-OFF-YANK
41 min later 138218696 Anonymous
I'm British.
41 min later 138218703 Anonymous
>>138218381
Alri Austin Powers
41 min later 138218709 Anonymous
>>138218662
anyone that says it with two syllables is a dumb cunt deserving of death
42 min later 138218728 Anonymous (C16E4522-2DAE-46A0-B1F3-21FBC8DA56B7.jpg 749x376 23kB)
Late night scran
The late night scrandemic
Scranning a uranium isotope me
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>>138218684
*pushes her down the stairs again*
43 min later 138218747 Anonymous
>>138218662
neither
car a mel
43 min later 138218753 Anonymous
aluminium
43 min later 138218755 Anonymous (sad headphones frog.jpg 300x300 18kB)
>>138218662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDb RIMfUMBY
We say it like the backing vocals in this song.
43 min later 138218756 Anonymous (alien spacecraft.webm 640x360 2886kB)
Imagine walking through an alien space craft, everything is artificial, you don't understand the purpose or meaning of anything, you're scared and confused but also curious, that's how this deer feels.
44 min later 138218766 Anonymous
need a yank to do the pet nigger gimmick to make me laugh
44 min later 138218775 Anonymous
>>138218756
Is that a red deer?
45 min later 138218786 Anonymous
Crazy to think about how many hours or days or years of our lives are spent watching advertisements
46 min later 138218808 Anonymous
*kicks my granny back up the stairs at great speeds so that she knocks the cheeky Australian at the top of the staircase over*
46 min later 138218810 Anonymous (italia.webm 1280x720 1305kB)
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>>138218766
*poos in your cereal*
46 min later 138218818 Anonymous
>>138218766
my heart's not in it
47 min later 138218828 Anonymous
>>138218810
fucking hell
47 min later 138218833 Anonymous
>>138218818
i'm rooting for ya son (bit of yank language there)
47 min later 138218840 Anonymous
How do I avoid damaging my arse from repeated, frequent anal
47 min later 138218844 Anonymous
I *first person singular conditional of 'to want'* a beer
47 min later 138218847 Anonymous
>>138218810
arrest her
47 min later 138218848 Anonymous
>>138218810
teenage boy tier bum, don't post it again
48 min later 138218852 Anonymous
>>138218808
*pushes your other nan down the stairs*
48 min later 138218854 Anonymous
>>138218840
1) don’t be a fag
2) find Jesus
48 min later 138218855 Anonymous
Internet is losing its mind over a picture of Bernie Sanders sitting in a chair.
48 min later 138218859 Anonymous
>>138218844
mad that you thought this was a good post
48 min later 138218864 Anonymous
>>138218855
I think you mean Reddit.
48 min later 138218869 Anonymous
>>138218840
lube
49 min later 138218872 Anonymous (1610912796592.jpg 580x563 242kB)
>>138218848
49 min later 138218876 Anonymous
pet nigger rooting the cushions again (bit of aussie language there)
spritzed some water on him
49 min later 138218881 Anonymous
>>138218844
haha so quirky
49 min later 138218883 Anonymous
>>138218855
But he’s in a funny pose pulling a funny face wearing funny mittens
49 min later 138218888 Anonymous
>>138218844
Good post
50 min later 138218902 Anonymous
dont want to sleep
50 min later 138218910 Anonymous
I'm crying and I don't know why.
50 min later 138218913 Anonymous
>>138218876
laughed at this cheers lad
51 min later 138218918 Anonymous (1543108463165.jpg 260x273 17kB)
>dunk and egg
51 min later 138218935 Anonymous (this wins the internet.png 730x742 399kB)
Imagne being bernie in that scene...
52 min later 138218941 Anonymous
>>138218918
hear they're good stories but never got around to reading them
53 min later 138218960 Anonymous
Aww fug
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainm ent-arts-55763658
53 min later 138218961 Anonymous
>>138218941
silly name though aint it
53 min later 138218962 Anonymous
>>138218935
people are still saying "wins the internet" in 2021
53 min later 138218972 Anonymous
off for a cheeky afternoon nap
mountains of work due in a few days that i haven't touched but we'll worry about that later
54 min later 138218978 Anonymous
>>138218960
is that the last of them lmao
54 min later 138218993 Anonymous
>>138218935
Why is this shit getting posted everywhere, it's some old socialist with a pair of mittens. Twitter normies are so fucking annoying.
54 min later 138218994 Anonymous
>>138218972
*slaps you on the bum*
of u go la
54 min later 138218997 Anonymous
having a sook mate?
54 min later 138218999 Anonymous
it makes me so sad when i snort the ket
https://youtu.be/3xwHFiEzfvc
https://youtu.be/3xwHFiEzfvc
https://youtu.be/3xwHFiEzfvc
https://youtu.be/3xwHFiEzfvc
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>Her family told the BBC the Croatian actress died on Wednesday due to complications with West Nile Virus.
is that still a thing? wtf
55 min later 138219008 Anonymous
>>138218997
nah im off the golfballs
doing me no favours
55 min later 138219020 Anonymous
>>138218978
idk, never watched lost, but I liked her in b5. underrated series ngl la
55 min later 138219022 Anonymous
>>138218941
they're very good and very short. you can get through all 3 in a day
56 min later 138219035 Anonymous
A white Australia does not by any means just mean the preservation of the complexion of the people of this country. It means the multiplying of homes, so that we may be able to defend every part of our continent; it means the maintenance of conditions of life fit for white men and white women; it means equal laws and opportunities for all; it means protection against underpaid labour of other lands, it means the payment of fair wages. A white Australia means a civilisation whose foundations are built on healthy lives, lived in honest toil, under circumstances which imply no degradation; a white Australia means protection.
56 min later 138219041 Anonymous
reckon i could (but i won't)
57 min later 138219066 Anonymous (Screen_Shot_2021-01-22_at_10.03.55_PM.png 1437x809 1729kB)
How does he look this feminine??
58 min later 138219074 Anonymous
>>138219020
I meant Babylon 5
nearly every major character's actor from it is dead now outside of Sheridan's actor I think
58 min later 138219081 Anonymous
Dying from a bit of the ol' consumption.
58 min later 138219087 Anonymous
https://youtu.be/6NNbnHc4wZc
https://youtu.be/6NNbnHc4wZc
https://youtu.be/6NNbnHc4wZc
58 min later 138219091 Anonymous
>>138219066
The internet has warped your mind and made you a degenerate.
58 min later 138219096 Anonymous
>>138219066
You're just a gay bastard
59 min later 138219105 Anonymous
>>138219074
fuggin 'ell
59 min later 138219110 Anonymous (1468px-Leonardo_da_Vinci,_Salvator_Mundi,_c.1500,_oil_on_walnut,_45.4_×_65.6_cm.jpg 1468x2160 1085kB)
Salvator Mundi
59 min later 138219115 Anonymous (Capture.png 851x429 920kB)
THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ
1 hours later 138219128 Snoop Doug
>>138218810
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
1 hours later 138219136 Anonymous
that was my last oven pizza ever
i'm off the oven pizzas lads
going clean
1 hours later 138219161 Anonymous
>>138218910
Missus was doing the same thing the other day.
Below is a proper blog:
So the missus and I have been going through a rough patch that has been building pressure in the relationship. She's been really stressed out recently, but it came to a head the other night when we went to have sex. I tried playing with her vag and pushed her to suck my balls. Forgotten exactly what led to it, but something happened and I went for a piss to calm myself down. I go back and she asks whether I want sex and I tell her no. We talked about how she doesn't want to do oral sex without taking a shower first (hates the smell of my dick and thinks her vag is gross). Talked about how she doesn't want sex without foreplay but then won't do oral, doesn't want fingering, has no interest and then tells me to stick it in etc
Anyway, we went into the shower afterwards and she was crying and apologised. Said I made a bad choice marrying her cause she's shit at sex. Cried some more, hugged me etc. Starts asking me how I'd initiate sex with the exes (believe it or not she was a virgin before meeting me). Talk to her about it. Feign that I don't remember much about sex with the exes ;) but give some details...
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>>138219161
couldn't pay me to care
didn't read
hid it
1 hours later 138219170 Anonymous
>>138219161
>Below is a proper blog:
Thank you for the warning, shan't be reading it.
1 hours later 138219171 Anonymous
Look on my wanks, ye Mighty, and despair!
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>>138219161
leave it on livejournal next time
1 hours later 138219194 Anonymous
>>138219174
Thinking of rerunning this campaign.
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>>138219161
wowza this sex business sounds like a headache. procreative sex only for me
1 hours later 138219210 Anonymous
>>138219174
of ANY colour
1 hours later 138219218 Anonymous
>>138219161
reminds me of my ex gf
was such an utter cunt and weird about sex
was a weird person in general now that I think about and I'm glad I'm not with her anymore
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>AstraZeneca says reduced yields at one of its manufacturing sites mean the company will ship fewer doses of its coronavirus vaccine to Europe than expected.
hehe
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>>138219096
1 hours later 138219251 Anonymous
need a fucking jumbo vaccine shot up my fucking arm
1 hours later 138219257 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2021-01-23 at 3.14.59 pm.png 1224x500 136kB)
>>138218910
>>138219161
...
Says she wants to turn over a new leaf, so we dry off and she asks me to switch on some JAV. We don't watch porn. We laid in bed watching some woman that looked under 18 get railed by some ogre of a man. Missus was playing with my nipples while we watched and I ran my fingers near her clit as a tease. We talked about the girl in the video a fair bit, which is good cause I want her to start liking girls and have a threesome. We start a second video, she starts rubbing my dick. I tell her to turn. We 69 throughout the second video and have a 3rd playing in the background somewhere: hearing some Jap bitch moan in the background while getting my nob sucked was good. I told the missus she'd be swallowing my cum when I nut. She normally spits it into a tissue looking disgusted. I nutted. She swallowed. I kept licking her and she kept playing with me. Normally I'd be howling in pain but it didn't hurt. I licked like a madman. She came. Then we had sex. I couldn't be arsed coming again, but I used a few positions, then laid on my back, had her lay facing up on top of me, and tubbed her while my cock was inside for her to orgasm again.
The relationship has been great the past few days since. She's been randomly kissing me, sending texts throughout the day. When I look into her eyes I can see some of the happiness has returned
So mate, have a little cry. It's ok. The next few days might be the best you've had a yonks
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D-von Dudley just came out as gay
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>>138219223
>Photographs show this as yet unidentified male fleeing from the vaccine manufacturing site earlier today.
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>>138219174
nowt but facts
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Am a practitioner of nigromancy
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>>138218910
congratulations you have become a woman
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>>138219267
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ffs craving another oven pizza already
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>>138219280
imagine needing a reminder to vote labour every five steps
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>>138219218
it took some adjusting at first. I used to just dive in and lick minge like it was nothing back with exes. Now I'm scared and look whether it's dirty first. After that I get right back to it though.
I think her cleanliness has made me a better person. More obsessive, but better.
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the schedule
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remember a fairly normal girl at work i'd chat with at times, once she was really proud having gone a whole week without crying. and that's a normal one!
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>>138219280
Will her man let her out to vote?
>>138219342
Never understand why numbering starts at 0 for some lists
1 hours later 138219377 Anonymous
Trannids be like "Chettawutt-a be kidding me!" haha
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scratched the paint on my car backing down the driveway
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>>138219367
>Never understand why numbering starts at 0 for some lists
Simple explanation:
https://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/EWD /transcriptions/EWD08xx/EWD831.html
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>>138219367
https://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/EWD /transcriptions/EWD08xx/EWD831.html
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bossman
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>>138219398
>>138219401
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the last lads executed in Britain
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>>138219401
Too slow.
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>>138219251
Same but instead of a vaccine it’s a hammer and instead of my arm it’s my bollocks.
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>>138219459
so in a way being executed made them immortal
makes you think don't it
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>>138219459
dumb fucking name
"Peter"
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>>138219463
I was beaten by a better man
*extends hand out for a handshake*
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>>138219398
>>138219401
Is it a /g/ meme to post this link?
I don't understand what he is intending though. 1≤x≤N and 0≤x≤N+1 isn't it?
1
2
3
4
5
has 5 items
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>>138219544
cackled
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tim looks a bit like quisling
1 hours later 138219614 Anonymous
Older non-Jewish male names are good.
Not a fan of older non-Jewish female names though
1 hours later 138219617 Anonymous
Protip: if a woman is laughing at your jokes it's not because she thinks your funny. Women never think men are funny. She wants to fuck you.
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George is a girl's name now
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Bible niggas be like 'meet my sons Methusalah, Zebadiah Barnabas Lazarus and John'
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>>138219647
no it's not
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>>138219617
well that's fair I never think women are funny either
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bro science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEw Tz1hDOGE
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>>138219670
Yes it is
Same with Frankie (short for Franqueline)
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>>138219694
u can tell its bad content from the thumbnail
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did you know chloe and jared are biblical names
seems odd to me
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>>138219679
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/161129278936 7.webm
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>>138219712
scromiting
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forrens making fun of us again
>>138218272
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>>138219662
WILL be naming my firstborn son Jethro and there is NOTHING you can do about it
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>>138219712
her husband came up with it clearly
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haha im based. this is the best post on /int/ right now. haha this is an excellent post indeed. im really great haha.
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Didn't know baseball players could jump
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>>138219760
are mogg
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>>138219550
please respond
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>Any of you fucking faggots screeching ‘incel’ literally haven’t developed enough sexual and romantic experience with women to see their true nature. Im being serious. You think my views are borne out of inexperience, they aren’t. They stem from being sexually and romantically involved with a woman and having her cheat on me.
>She’s never your girl, it’s just your turn.
^^^^^^^^ Not gonna lie, this post from the previous thread killed me.
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The name's Zhang, Xiuming Zhang
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>>138219823
ya gay
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the women may want to fuck me but im also funny
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>>138219617
women laugh at my jokes and dont like me at all lad
1 hours later 138219895 Anonymous
Ah yes just received an e-mail from a student asking for help with her assignment which is due on Wednesday and which she had time to work on since early December.
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>>138219895
Is she hot?
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>>138219849
Knew a Chinaman who romanised his name as Inception
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>A Perfect Circle - Thirteenth Step
Literally haven't listend to this for about 15 years
thanks for the reminder anon, getting nostalgia now
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>>138219926
Not hot enough for me to reply before Monday morning.
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>>138219760
Are those their fullnames or is it all that + rees-mogg
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Daughter's name: Luna
Son's name: Moon
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IM FUCKING STEAMING
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>>138219972
+ rees-mogg
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>>138219951
Scale 1-10?
also age?
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ln bed dont feel like sleeping
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>>138219895
kek this is me except I'm male and it would be Tuesday afternoon
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>>138219999
get in my son get ittttt
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>>138219996
If you moon me, I can also see Uranus.
1 hours later 138220073 Anonymous
one o u cunts get the next thread sorted
and if the janny keeps taking them down: FUCKING DIE OF CANCER YOU DICKHEAD
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>>138220003
She's 25-ish (I'm 33) I believe and a solid 6, maybe a 7 on a good day. It's a Master's course.
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>>138220000
'kin ell
People are going to have to recite the entire fucking illiad every time they greet them
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>>138220076
master's in being lazy apparently! haha
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This bloke's youtube ads at least have cute dogs, but his accent seems a bit off for a global campaign
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>>138220073
Wait until 310 you idiot.
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>>138220076
lame
thought this was gonna be some hot late teens schoolgirl or young college girl
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>>138220076
You got a PhD?
1 hours later 138220151 Anonymous
late 20s women at uni probably see themselves as middle ages having to see all those lithe early 20s women every day
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>>138220137
Yeah.
1 hours later 138220167 Anonymous
why are zoomers obsessed with shit, farts, anal, gay sex and black people
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>>138220160
hot
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>>138220199
>>138220199
>>138220199
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>>138220160
in?
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>>138220160
A Permanently Hard Dick?
I would too if I was around hot chicks in their schoolgirl uniforms all day
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>>138220339
what kind of uni has uniforms?
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