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2021-01-21 08:14 138100769 Anonymous /cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico (2866358_orig.jpg 476x614 26kB)
Yeah, I'm thinkin' it's a Democritus edition
1 min later 138100805 Hela (1611183884474.jpg 1170x1170 225kB)
first
2 min later 138100826 Anonymous
>>138100769
hiiii what's up guys?? ^-^
2 min later 138100829 Anonymous
>tfw no gf
2 min later 138100847 Anonymous
>>138098819
Underrated post.
3 min later 138100854 Anonymous
90% of my arguments are with people who I agree with but are making bad arguments that I must criticize
3 min later 138100868 Anonymous (1611194642418.gif 245x280 999kB)
>>138100847
t. Person who made that post
3 min later 138100878 Anonymous
>>138100826
>^-^
Never post that again. /cum/ is uwu territory.
4 min later 138100888 Anonymous
>>138100805
good job
4 min later 138100891 Anonymous (1610044510258.jpg 1192x623 137kB)
>>138100829
6 min later 138100943 Anonymous
Why cant i seem to sleep?
i try going to bed but its not working
anyways i slept for 4 or 5 hours i think
7 min later 138100962 Anonymous (EsNiQN2WMAI1ktu[1].jpg 680x610 51kB)
WHY DID THE HAMSTER HAIR BRUSHING ACCOUNT GET SUSPENDED
7 min later 138100963 Anonymous
>>138100719
>tennis is bad because it's hard :( :(
lmao
>>138100869
You know what strand it was?
>>138100868
No I just missed the second half of the last thread and have to reply to everything in this thread because the last one is about to die.
7 min later 138100972 Anonymous
>>138100943
same thing happened to me last night, im not even going to bother trying to sleep tonight
8 min later 138100984 Anonymous (bingo.png 736x800 43kB)
8 min later 138100988 Anonymous
>tfw no gf
>please kill me, whoa is me, i don't even care if its painful or not.
>fap
>fap twice
>tfw no gf
>Couldn't possibly care less
8 min later 138100997 Anonymous
>>138100779
And that stops you?
You're definitely a white supremacist
8 min later 138101001 Anonymous
https://youtu.be/8Ohe67OYK3Q
10 min later 138101076 Anonymous
>>138100972
how many hours you been awake
10 min later 138101079 Anonymous (kdsfhkfhdk.png 449x687 468kB)
breddy sad no cap
10 min later 138101086 Anonymous
>>138100963
t. shitty sport fan
11 min later 138101092 Anonymous
>>138100984
Why do all but like 4 of these apply to me
12 min later 138101112 Anonymous
>>138100644
Voted Yang in primary, Biden in general.
12 min later 138101117 Anonymous (1611202352238.jpg 451x452 33kB)
>>138101076
i dont know lol
12 min later 138101122 Anonymous
>>138101092
Apply deez nuts
13 min later 138101147 Anonymous
Imagine being ashley babbitt. Getting killed storming the capitol building because your 4chan conspiracy religion told you to, and then two weeks later everyone finds out the whole thing was fake the entire time.
13 min later 138101148 Anonymous
We are all Americans
North Americans that is ;)
13 min later 138101153 Anonymous
>>138100988
Soulless.
13 min later 138101158 Anonymous
Nigger cheese
13 min later 138101161 Anonymous (dip soda.webm 960x480 2168kB)
tennis is the thingken man's sport
>>138100962
nvm it's still up
14 min later 138101180 Anonymous
>>138101092
You might have depression.
14 min later 138101184 Anonymous
>>138100826
Not much how bout you cutie? ;3
14 min later 138101192 Anonymous
>>138101112
What is your ethnicity?
15 min later 138101202 Anonymous
>>138101192
I am half white and half Asian.
15 min later 138101218 Anonymous (1611115919514.gif 600x338 2984kB)
16 min later 138101257 Anonymous
https://youtu.be/LoFurLevE28
17 min later 138101261 /cum/ sports POWER rankings
1. Basedball
2. Hockey
3 divegrass
4 College football
5. Golf
6. Football
POWER GAP
87. Cricket
POWER GAP
999. Refsqueak
POWER GAP
9999999. Lacrosse
100000000. F1
17 min later 138101280 Anonymous
>>138101117
i hops u get sleep soon :)
18 min later 138101307 Anonymous
>>138101261
literally dont know what a single one of these things listed even are
18 min later 138101314 Anonymous
>>138101280
thanks I might be able to get some if I went to bed now but I also might just waste more time when I could spend that time learning and/or shitposting
19 min later 138101332 Anonymous
>Canadian
>doesn’t know what hockey is
Ok retard
19 min later 138101337 Anonymous
hip hop dont stop
19 min later 138101344 Anonymous
>>138101261
Indycar is pretty cool
19 min later 138101348 Anonymous
>>138101307
You don't know what golf is?
19 min later 138101351 Anonymous
>>138101261
soccer is the most boring sport on the entire planet the one time I was FORCED to watch an entire game (a friends birthday party) was so fucking boring it is forever burned in my memory
20 min later 138101363 Anonymous (moortugal.webm 1280x720 2777kB)
>>138101261
>divegrass that high
yikes followed by an oof followed by cringing so hard I popped every blood vessel in my face also opinion discarded
20 min later 138101376 Anonymous
>>138101348
???????
20 min later 138101381 Anonymous
>>138101261
>3 divegrass
My nigga
20 min later 138101382 Anonymous
>>138101202
Honorary Canadian.
21 min later 138101393 Anonymous
>>138101363
based pepe
22 min later 138101415 Anonymous
>>138101351
Wait about ~40 minutes for a certain fat /sp/ mods ban to expire
22 min later 138101423 Anonymous (1611198868195.jpg 1080x1350 342kB)
22 min later 138101430 Anonymous
https://m.spankbang.com/4hkn4/video /step+sisters+go+lesbian
Just came to this
23 min later 138101458 Anonymous (1611168409983.jpg 1082x540 136kB)
>>138101415
excusez-moi?
25 min later 138101508 Anonymous
>>138101423
Imagining being 26 and taking a kindergarten class from some 22 year old. Just a grown ass man showing up to class on the first day and offering no explanation as to why he's there.
25 min later 138101520 Anonymous
>>138101423
Ah, kindergarten.... A simpler time... Not that I can remember it.
26 min later 138101537 Anonymous
>>138101423
Hi Mom----OMG I MEAN MISS TEACHER OMG
27 min later 138101566 Anonymous
>>138101537
I did that once but nobody heard so it was a save.
27 min later 138101570 Anonymous (pjksjdl.png 414x616 141kB)
Pretty good at guessing where in the US you're from :
https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nyt imes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sun day-review/dialect-quiz-map.mobile. html
>imagine saying it like "puh-jam-uhs" tho
28 min later 138101605 Anonymous
>>138101520
I only have one clear memory and it's of the teacher yelling at the class because we had a "color this picture of a rabbit" project and for some reason it was bad that we all made them look fantastical and unrealistic
We had to redo it and color them all realistically
It sounds like a fake memory because it makes no fucking sense but I swear it to be true
29 min later 138101633 Anonymous
>>138101382
heh
29 min later 138101634 Anonymous
>>138101423
I got in trouble in kindergarten for bring a knife to school. It hilariously flew out of my pocket when I tripped and fell right in front of the teachers desk
32 min later 138101718 Anonymous
>>138101605
Lol why not just do nothing to it and leave it as a white rabbit?
33 min later 138101722 Anonymous
>>138101520
I have a few memories of it. I was a bit of a shit disturber and was getting in trouble all the time, to the point that the teacher was always levelling false accusations at me because she assumed I was always at fault whenever something went wrong. Felt very unjust. Also I was already reading books and her teaching the class the alphabet was extremely boring.
35 min later 138101786 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHt wt3G59ng
38 min later 138101876 Anonymous
>>138101570
Saying "puh-jah-mas" leaves a distrusting feeling in my mouth. Puh-jam-as is the correct way.
38 min later 138101897 Anonymous (1599380963832.png 720x673 594kB)
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking
43 min later 138102022 Anonymous
Currently reading the Chinese sci go book three body problem
43 min later 138102030 Anonymous
>>138101897
real eyes realize real lies
47 min later 138102137 Anonymous
>>138102030
https://youtu.be/1_jRVi-DcsE
49 min later 138102172 Anonymous (judaism6.jpg 2760x2376 527kB)
>>138102137
reminds me of my OC that janny took directly out of my hands and threw in the garbage
51 min later 138102224 Anonymous (maxresdefault.jpg 1280x720 66kB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJF WGpgS5gU
my wife...
52 min later 138102252 Anonymous
>>138101570
"Puh-Jaw-Mahs" sounds like someone intentionally making the word sound as awkward as possible, like if you were doing a indeterminate funny "foreign" accent
53 min later 138102275 Anonymous
>>138102022
on my shelf but i have not started yet
57 min later 138102365 Anonymous (corona vaccine weed.jpg 760x297 62kB)
59 min later 138102396 Hela (1610729605582.jpg 474x479 38kB)
>>138102365
is that real? already checked multiple fake headlines today
59 min later 138102401 Anonymous (108273056.jpg 960x960 76kB)
1 hours later 138102421 Anonymous
assyrians had wifi
1 hours later 138102430 Anonymous
>>138102396
https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/how-t o-get-a-free-bag-of-weed-with-your- covid-19-vaccine/
1 hours later 138102435 Anonymous (1611108980837.jpg 1365x2048 647kB)
Someone posted this yesterday
1 hours later 138102445 Anonymous
https://streamable.com/wjmpz0
WTF?! COVID has changed urkel...
1 hours later 138102490 Anonymous (1611046753960.jpg 1242x1254 795kB)
think i should try to sleep but i wanna play video games
1 hours later 138102498 Anonymous
I have a foot fetish.
1 hours later 138102507 Anonymous
>>138102445
https://streamable.com/gukwy0
urk hasn't been the same since he finally got a chinese gf
1 hours later 138102525 Anonymous
>>138102401
based
1 hours later 138102552 Hela (1609840809048.jpg 723x720 88kB)
>>138102430
ok wtf. still wouldnt
1 hours later 138102562 Anonymous
>>138102490
lol rei
1 hours later 138102570 Anonymous
>>138102490
poop fart
1 hours later 138102587 Anonymous
>>138102570
LOL
1 hours later 138102591 Anonymous
>>138102490
nge and pop tarts SUCK!!!
1 hours later 138102611 Anonymous
>>138102507
what a hottie
1 hours later 138102616 Anonymous
>>138102591
:(((
1 hours later 138102644 Anonymous (bed.webm 480x480 951kB)
I think I will go lay in bed and watch the original cosmos series. hopefully I can sleep because I am supposed to drop off some keys to somebody in a few hours.
gn /cum/
1 hours later 138102689 Anonymous
I have a foot fetish.
1 hours later 138102817 Anonymous
watching creepy shit in bed but its ok because my cat is cuddling next to me :D
1 hours later 138102868 Anonymous (1609077415862.webm 1280x720 3003kB)
>>138101458
1 hours later 138102886 Anonymous
oops i did it again
i played with your heart
got lost in the game
1 hours later 138102928 Anonymous
I support anything that makes it easier for me to get a job so why shouldnt i support racism and discrimination
1 hours later 138103020 Anonymous (troll bling.gif 400x325 512kB)
>>138102886
the game
1 hours later 138103029 Anonymous (1599273299593.png 512x307 242kB)
1 hours later 138103053 Anonymous
lost my buzz =(
1 hours later 138103083 Anonymous
>>138103053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ- mpul94eo
1 hours later 138103128 Anonymous
Can't remember if I washed my hair or just wet it when I showered 5 minutes ago
1 hours later 138103165 Anonymous
>>138103128
demetia
1 hours later 138103245 Anonymous (4BAB229D00000578-5670477-Will_not_rinse_and_repeat_It_s_about_being_made_to_feel_uninclud-a-1_1525035413366[1].jpg 634x1787 179kB)
>>138102435
>i'm tri-bi: b-racial, bi-polar and bi-sexual tehee
This woman is unironically retarded
1 hours later 138103437 Anonymous
>>138103245
>Ashley Nicolette Frangipane (/ˌfrændʒJˈpɑːni/ FRAN-jih-PAH-nee;[1][a] born September 29, 1994), known professionally as Halsey
tf kind of name is frangipane, isn't that a pastry or something
1 hours later 138103469 Anonymous
Just came to this
https://nhentai.net/g/283057/
1 hours later 138103521 Anonymous (1580306156965.png 1280x720 1284kB)
>>138103469
1 hours later 138103538 Anonymous (1437443822249.png 1024x576 1031kB)
1 hours later 138103551 Anonymous
>>138103165
>he can't remember how to spell dementia
oh no no no.....
1 hours later 138103630 Anonymous
I have a foot fetish.
1 hours later 138103638 Anonymous
>>138103538
Lots of third-world tier areas in our big cities
1 hours later 138103683 Anonymous
>>138103630
no
1 hours later 138103751 Anonymous
i'm excited for increased taxes, increased illegal immgration and german-tier energy prices
1 hours later 138103789 Anonymous
>>138103538
>it's real
39.989651, -75.175866
what in the fuck
1 hours later 138103825 Anonymous
>>138103751
I'm interested to see what happens when he makes 20M illegal aliens into citizens and destroys the republican party. the 2party dictatorship must be maintained, so the dems must split in two right?
1 hours later 138103878 Anonymous
How to destroy illegal immigration: Make America so shitty that no one wants to come over
1 hours later 138103881 Anonymous
ah sprite and a joint
we have...
only
finished
saying
good morning
1 hours later 138103901 Anonymous
food
1 hours later 138103944 Anonymous (xgames.webm 860x480 3000kB)
i'm excited for nothing new, nothing different and still having to give my tax dollars to israel
1 hours later 138104127 Anonymous
>>138103825
they don't have to
they have full control of academia, big tech, media and entertainment
big tech being the key
1 hours later 138104129 Anonymous
Remember when people just wore formal clothing for the occasion.
Lady Gaga dressed like a fucking clown during the inauguration.
That Niggerchild with her hair done like an African savage.
These things have crept in slowly, been normalized over the years.
Our morality and society is corrupted and rotten to the core.
Maybe in 2024 we will have a celebrity sing the anthem dressed like Rose McGowan during the 1998 MTV awards.
1 hours later 138104160 Anonymous
>>138103469
I identify as straight
2 hours later 138104174 Anonymous
people dressing goofy is literally the end of society guys
2 hours later 138104218 Anonymous
>>138102275
Nothing special so far.
2 hours later 138104225 Anonymous
i haven't eaten anything in two days, yet i don't feel hungry
2 hours later 138104249 Anonymous (aoc.png 1370x980 2640kB)
have you ever swallowed someone's cum and had a crunchy part in it like you just swallowed a kidney stone or something
2 hours later 138104325 Anonymous
>>138104249
Yah usually when I sucked off my uncle Randy
2 hours later 138104460 Anonymous
>>138104249
no that sounds pretty gross
2 hours later 138104522 Anonymous
>>138104174
You are a man without standards or values.
2 hours later 138104542 Anonymous
The second in command was a man of gigantic size called “Judge” Holden of Texas. Who or what he was no one knew but a cooler blooded villain never went unhung; he stood six feet six in his moccasins, had a large fleshy frame, a dull tallow colored face destitute of hair and all expression. His desires was blood and women, and terrible stories were circulated in camp of horrid crimes committed by him when bearing another name; and before we left Frontreras a little girl of ten years was found in the chapperal, foully violated and murdered. The mark of a huge hand on her little throat pointed him out as the ravisher as no other man had such a hand, but though all suspected, no one charged him with the crime.
Holden was by far the best educated man in northern Mexico; he conversed with all in their own language, spoke in several Indian lingos, at a fandango would take the Harp or Guitar from the hands of the musicians and charm all with his wonderful performance, and out-waltz any poblana of the ball. He was “plum centre” with rifle or revolver, a daring horseman, acquainted with the nature of all the strange plants and their botanical names, great in Geology and Mineralogy, in short another Admirable Crichton, and with all an arrant coward. Not but that he possessed enough courage to fight Indians and Mexicans or anyone where he had the advantage in strength, skill and weapons, but where the combat would be equal, he would avoid it if possible. I hated him at first sight, and he knew it, yet nothing could be more gentle and kind than his deportment towards me; he would often seek conversation with me and speak of Massachusetts and to my astonishment I found he knew more about Boston than I did.
2 hours later 138104558 Anonymous
>>138103469
Based
2 hours later 138104573 Anonymous
>>138102252
Not very nice desu
2 hours later 138104689 Anonymous
>>138103944
why are women allowed to exist?
2 hours later 138104705 Anonymous
https://youtu.be/qGk4E9ss95s
2 hours later 138104955 Anonymous
im talking to this girl right now
i will make her my gf
i dont care if shes ugly or fat
she doesnt look that bad
i love her
i need someone
2 hours later 138104994 Anonymous
>>138104955
Wait is she ugly and fat or not?
Incoherent post
2 hours later 138105090 Anonymous
but now i've got coconut water, wine, and weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZX 6oLEK5KQ
2 hours later 138105308 Anonymous
you can pay for powerball tickets online YAY
2 hours later 138105369 Anonymous
>>138104994
i think so
she was insecure
2 hours later 138105400 Anonymous
>>138105308
most made £1300 through intro offer to iceland bingo
and £450 on national lottery
you can make money if you sign up to 100 different sites, risk free
2 hours later 138105459 Anonymous
trumps legacy is not gonna last much
2 hours later 138105649 Anonymous
I had an epiphany. Racism was invented to divide the proletariat so that we couldn't unite against the capitalist class.
2 hours later 138105654 Anonymous (file.png 700x671 347kB)
is this real??
3 hours later 138106348 Anonymous
What are you stinky doodoo pusses doing?
3 hours later 138106406 Anonymous
Burgerbros /brit/ is trying to annex us :(
pls help :(
https://youtu.be/8tsghLLsdVI
3 hours later 138106803 Anonymous
>>138106406
ive heard of Canzuk being discussed more and more recently, probably because of brexit
i wonder if it's something people will actually start seriously considering, desu
3 hours later 138106872 Anonymous
https://youtu.be/XEoOeRd6lV0
3 hours later 138106919 Anonymous
I need to exfoliate my feet or something. They look like shit.
3 hours later 138107056 Anonymous
where is everyone?
3 hours later 138107107 Anonymous
>>138106919
Every time I scrub my feetsies in the shower it looks like my soles are shedding like a reptile
3 hours later 138107144 Anonymous
https://twitter.com/JimboGoestoDC/s tatus/1351932275097743366?
lol
3 hours later 138107350 Anonymous
>>138107107
Are you a woman?
3 hours later 138107566 Anonymous (9780450008238-uk.jpg 302x500 44kB)
ive read a lot of other frank herbert's work besides dune
theyre all so great you know
3 hours later 138107599 Anonymous
>>138107144
What am i looking at
3 hours later 138107650 Anonymous
>>138107599
He repeats the order he received in his ear piece instead of following it.
3 hours later 138107659 Anonymous (449882-01-05[1].jpg 1920x3577 1028kB)
>>138107566
me n you hon
3 hours later 138107705 Anonymous
>>138107650
Oh I thought it was the blood curdling scream
3 hours later 138107744 Anonymous
>>138107650
Yea i dont get that at all. But i trust the plan so its ok
3 hours later 138107757 Hela (1611021185616.jpg 854x720 62kB)
>>138107650
kek so random
3 hours later 138107877 Anonymous (2013.jpg 261x428 118kB)
>>138107659
ship: i have taught you about the classical pandora and her box.
panille: i know how this planet got its name.
ship: where would you hide when the serpents and shadows oozed out of the box?
panille: under the lid, of course.
3 hours later 138107906 Anonymous (Cringetopia.jpg 719x766 184kB)
3 hours later 138107984 Anonymous
good moring !
3 hours later 138107989 Anonymous
I'm gonna get dressed and go for a walk.
3 hours later 138108039 Anonymous
>>138107984
GOOD MORNING!@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
3 hours later 138108120 Anonymous (4.jpg 1032x720 90kB)
>>138108039
JASON!!!
4 hours later 138108433 Anonymous (20210121_061356[1].jpg 1600x1200 592kB)
4 hours later 138108537 Anonymous
>>138108433
comfy
4 hours later 138108731 Anonymous
>>138108433
fag, rotated 90 degrees (clockwise)
4 hours later 138108829 Anonymous
Can't wait until Trump's finally rehabilitated. Imagine, 5-10 years from now no one's gonna remember that time he tried to have congress mass murdered in a desperate bid to retain power.
4 hours later 138108895 Anonymous
Can't wait until Trump's tell-all book where he exposes all the secrets
4 hours later 138108941 Anonymous
I have a foot fetish.
4 hours later 138108951 Anonymous
>>138108895
The only secret I want to know is when's the last time he and Melania had sex.
Also why's Barron so big.
4 hours later 138109052 Anonymous
>>138105308
Not in my state :(
4 hours later 138109184 Anonymous (turw24vp8l661.jpg 2880x1800 795kB)
>>138108941
https://men.wikifeet.com/Andy_Sambe rg
4 hours later 138109196 Anonymous (onee-san and shounen.jpg 1125x1600 495kB)
Walk is CANCELED.
I tried wearing new boots, and I walked a couple feet and they began to hurt my feet. I kept going thinking it'd stop and it just got worse, then I had to walk all the way back in pain.
4 hours later 138109210 Anonymous
I want to give Trump a hug and tell him everything will be ok
4 hours later 138109236 Anonymous
>>138109184
Gross
4 hours later 138109383 Anonymous
>>138102401
Lol dumb liberal scum wants rights.
4 hours later 138109453 Anonymous
>>138109383
BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA
4 hours later 138109667 Anonymous
Just over two hours of toil remain. Very hungry.
4 hours later 138109838 Anonymous
Gamers wake up
4 hours later 138109900 Anonymous (Km8k1VC.jpg 1280x1357 222kB)
4 hours later 138110056 Anonymous (435.jpg 994x567 74kB)
>>138109900
whats wrong
4 hours later 138110118 Anonymous (crumbs.jpg 916x1080 182kB)
>>138110056
Everything.
4 hours later 138110218 Anonymous
I’m fat
4 hours later 138110362 Anonymous
>>138109667
what you gettin
4 hours later 138110493 Anonymous
going to be going up the coast on the weekend might take the dog too
4 hours later 138110616 Anonymous
>>138110493
up coast means you gonna see the water
4 hours later 138110663 Anonymous
>>138110616
yes but i see the water every day
4 hours later 138110713 Anonymous
NIGGERS
4 hours later 138110820 Anonymous (1611228491261.gif 659x576 140kB)
>>138110118
hey, don't be silly.
was your walk nice?
4 hours later 138110892 Anonymous (Daco_4426365.png 534x585 312kB)
>>138110820
>>138109196
5 hours later 138111742 Anonymous (1479524706619.png 556x382 121kB)
>>138110892
the outside world is silly anyway
5 hours later 138111754 Anonymous
Yet, as every business executive knows, few elements of society today have as little influence in government as the businessman, the corporation, or even the millions of corporate stockholders. If one doubts this, let him undertake the role of “lobbyist” for the business point of view before Congressional committees. One does not exaggerate to say that, in terms of political influence with respect to the course of legislation and government action, the American business executive is truly the “forgotten man.”
5 hours later 138112050 Anonymous
You will never be a woman, you will never have a womb, you will never bear a child. You will nurse this festering wound you had inflicted upon yourself for the rest of your life, however long that may be. Repent and find Christ; he who will, and does, love you. He who will nurture your body and spirit into health, and back into the grace of the LORD. In his name, in his glory, we pray. Amen.
5 hours later 138112177 Anonymous (live it.jpg 750x915 667kB)
good morning
god I fucking hate women
5 hours later 138112189 Anonymous
>>138105654
I hope not
5 hours later 138112230 Anonymous
>>138105649
This
5 hours later 138112278 Anonymous
>>138109453
Look at you
Now look at me
5 hours later 138112298 Anonymous
I oppose trans rights but I like paying transwomen to urinate on me
5 hours later 138112554 Anonymous
At any given moment there is semen in your balls.
Would be a shame not to drain it every once in a while before it turns sour.
5 hours later 138112560 Anonymous
I support the civil rights of trans people but think that transitioning should only be used as a last resort after less invasive treatment has proved insufficient.
5 hours later 138112600 Anonymous
White people don't have civil rights.
5 hours later 138112610 Anonymous
>>138112554
https://www.reddit.com/r/workaholic s/comments/j3hpsf/really_like_karls _band/
5 hours later 138112658 Anonymous (9c3.jpg 452x363 71kB)
I'm part owner of Tesla
5 hours later 138112703 Anonymous (HackerJason.jpg 958x1600 138kB)
drains b clogged in this house cot damn
some NASTY shit coming out of the bathtub
5 hours later 138112743 Anonymous
>>138112703
lol just pour some draino in that bih................................ ..........
5 hours later 138112835 Anonymous
>>138112554
i havent jacked off in 5 days or so
not planning to anytime soon
also not planning to ever unless i get laid for free
5 hours later 138113177 Anonymous
Then tell us what you will, and time allows!' said Gimli. 'Come, Gandalf, tell us how you fared with the Balrog!'
'Name him not!' said Gandalf, and for a moment it seemed that a cloud of pain passed over his face, and he sat silent, looking old as death. 'Long time I fell,' he said at last, slowly, as if thinking back with difficulty. 'Long I fell, and he fell with me. His fire was about me. I was burned. Then we plunged into the deep water and all was dark. Cold it was as the tide of death: almost it froze my heart.'
'Deep is the abyss that is spanned by Durin's Bridge, and none has measured it,' said Gimli.
'Yet it has a bottom, beyond light and knowledge,' said Gandalf. 'Thither I came at last, to the uttermost foundations of stone. He was with me still. His fire was quenched, but now he was a thing of slime, stronger than a strangling snake.
'We fought far under the living earth, where time is not counted. Ever he clutched me, and ever I hewed him, till at last he fled into dark tunnels. They were not made by Durin's folk, Gimli son of Glóin. Far, far below the deepest delving of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day. In that despair my enemy was my only hope, and I pursued him, clutching at his heel. Thus he brought me back at last to the secret ways of Khazad-dûm: too well he knew them all. Ever up now we went, until we came to the Endless Stair.'
'Long has that been lost,' said Gimli. 'Many have said that it was never made save in legend, but others say that it was destroyed.'
'It was made, and it had not been destroyed,' said Gandalf. 'From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak it climbed. ascending in unbroken spiral in many thousand steps, until it issued at last in Durin's Tower carved in the living rock of Zirak-zigil, the pinnacle of the Silvertine.
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2/2
'There upon Celebdil was a lonely window in the snow, and before it lay a narrow space, a dizzy eyrie above the mists of the world. The sun shone fiercely there, but all below was wrapped in cloud. Out he sprang, and even as I came behind, he burst into new flame. There was none to see, or perhaps in after ages songs would still be sung of the Battle of the Peak.' Suddenly Gandalf laughed. 'But what would they say in song? Those that looked up from afar thought that the mountain was crowned with storm. Thunder they heard, and lightning, they said, smote upon Celebdil, and leaped back broken into tongues of fire. Is not that enough? A great smoke rose about us, vapour and steam. Ice fell like rain. I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin. Then darkness took me; and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell.
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>>138113177
>>138113242
Shut the hell up, will you?!
5 hours later 138113404 Anonymous
>>138113321
Seethe
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Do you remember some American anon whose occupation was delivering newspaper by his van? His annual income was 40k or 60k or something like that.
5 hours later 138113525 Anonymous (Hildebrandt-Tom-Bombadil-copia.jpg 1000x520 126kB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCk bekhUdw4
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CUM
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well that was all for nothing
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I can get laid for free, but I’m making the girl work for it since she rejected me the first time I wanted her
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https://youtu.be/sq9mvbR-vqU?t=218
6 hours later 138113759 Anonymous
There are consequences for your actions :/
6 hours later 138113783 Anonymous
How shall we build the world with Christianity?
6 hours later 138113800 Anonymous
Doggo doesn't want to walk this morning
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>>138101261
you are a complete faggot
6 hours later 138114074 Anonymous
Look at them tiny lil albino niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjm Hj1FCsto
6 hours later 138114152 Anonymous
american boys are so hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvd FnINlN6Q
6 hours later 138114274 Anonymous
baseball is fucking boring
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>>138114274
it's culture
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>>138114274
Take your ritalin
6 hours later 138114798 Anonymous
wake up cum
6 hours later 138114857 Anonymous
What's wrong with Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKg 6Mmp2Uhw
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>>138113783
we missed that chance when we didn't force your emperor to convert to Southern Baptist
6 hours later 138114998 Anonymous
Woke up feeling terrible. Got a huge headache and coughing a ton. What happened?
6 hours later 138115047 Anonymous
>>138110362
Instant oatmeal as usual. With brown sugar and chunky peanut butter.
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>>138114998
you got the corona, rip
>>138115047
>chunky peanut butter
leave /cum/ and never come back
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>EWWW CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER!!
cringe
6 hours later 138115484 Anonymous
chunk peanutbutter is patrician
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>>138115047
thanks for the breakfast idea
6 hours later 138115550 Anonymous
>>138101261
Soccer isn't a real sport.
6 hours later 138115560 Anonymous
Just had an ad with a rotten foot in it.
Why would you make an ad that nobody wants to click.
Hiroshi please be more careful.
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>feet
Nah.
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>>138100769
Update: still no gf
6 hours later 138116422 Anonymous
ive been reading marx and i scared myself because i started to realize that he was kind of right
6 hours later 138116497 Anonymous
Why would you ever read some fat fuck jewish guy with shitty hair and shitty beard
idk what das kapital is but all political ideologies are scams
7 hours later 138116681 Anonymous (D0AB8B5E-6BC0-43D4-BE1D-552E5CD6C284.jpg 1000x1474 337kB)
50 lanes to 4 lanes in China
This is Urkel’s paradise
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>>138116497
i mean more with his critique of capitalism. i dont care for his proposed solution.
7 hours later 138116847 Anonymous (A0DC0C32-02E7-46B7-BE3E-C7D8156F26CC.jpg 960x814 87kB)
Can we just please talk things out ?
7 hours later 138116931 Anonymous
Good morning
I still hate women
7 hours later 138117015 Anonymous
anyone can critique on anything
a baby could critique on capitalism
why give it attention?
karl marx became popular because he was an attention whore and thus people like you love attention whores
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>>138116931
Hey dawg what’s cracking
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>>138117035
I’m good, woke up a bit early but that’s alright
How about you?
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>>138115483
must be a pleb
>>138115231
back to dixie
7 hours later 138117178 Anonymous
>>138117065
About to go apply for a job
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>>138117178
What job?
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>put a reversable sign on the dish washer for "CLEEN" and "DIRTY"
>mom just put it in front of me and asked me what is wrong with it like I'm some kind of moron
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>>138117250
Your guess is as good as mine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7 hours later 138117495 Anonymous
Name a more Midwestern band than Andrew Jackson Jihad
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>origin: phoenix, arizona
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#notmypresident
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Kreayshawn
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>>138117625
Still perfectly captures the spirit of the Midwest
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Good morning I love gringas.
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https://i.4cdn.org/int/161118029206 2.jpg
Elsa Hosk is honorary Gringa.
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>>138117495
They are massive faggots and are shit. Perfect choice to rep the midwest.
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>>138118267
Is that the norwegian tranny?
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short nigga seething lmao
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>>138118345
swedish.
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day 5 of nofap
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>>138118380
>Calimanlets
>Calihomeless
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day 5 of all fap.
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FINALLY FUCKING ORDERED A PS5
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>>138118784
great so you're gonna use it for a month and then..?
7 hours later 138118826 Anonymous
watched avengers age of ultronand 3 episodes of deadwood at toil last night
7 hours later 138118840 Anonymous
>>138118784
I see you are a gaymer that requires the finest things in life like me.
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https://youtu.be/T_lh5fR4DMA
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>>138118802
And let it collect dust? Yes, I only want to play demon souls
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>>138118784
where
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>>138118784
damn, congrats on buying a 500 dollar paper weight, i guess
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>>138118887
That’s how I feel about my current gf rn
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>>138118877
Gaystop
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pretty high lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCk bekhUdw4
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stop buying video games
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>>138119525
No
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Hunter Biden did nothing wrong
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insurance companies are worse than lawyers
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I'm about to lose my shit
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i havent shit since sunday
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Posting while driving
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>>138119942
>Americans be like
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>>138119854
more fiber m8
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>>138119854
yikes
I've been shitting daily for as long as I can remember
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The two faggots in front of me are going so slow
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>>138120161
that's what she said
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62h oopKaZRY
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>>138119525
What should I buy instead?
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