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2021-01-18 09:44 137924891 Anonymous (1610958914391[1].png 600x922 538kB)
Are Eurangutans really surprised when they see toilets with plumbing?

1 min later 137924942 Anonymous
>>137924891 i was too, I also didn't like the splash

2 min later 137924963 Anonymous
euros be like >ewwwwwwww toilet water is gonna splash me >ahhhhhhh nothing like a bidet to shoot toilet water up my ass

2 min later 137924972 Anonymous
>>137924891 wtf I always throw in some toilet paper in there to prevent splashbacks, but that won't be possible on an American toilet

3 min later 137924997 Anonymous
>>137924963 water from bidet comes straight out of the faucet

3 min later 137925005 Anonymous
when i was in america i always had to keep my dick from touching the water when shitting

3 min later 137925007 Anonymous
Wait so do euros have to scrub their toilet every time they shit?

4 min later 137925036 Anonymous
>>137924891 Isn't there something wrong with that? Water level should not be that high.

4 min later 137925037 Anonymous
>>137924972 this. i tried but didnt work, how do americans do it? I guess they just take the splashes

4 min later 137925050 Anonymous
european bathrooms must smell fucking horrible constantly

5 min later 137925105 Anonymous
Do you guys launch the shit out of your assholes or something? I don't understand how you'd make it splash.

6 min later 137925139 Anonymous
amerifat toilets need that much water or the eleohant size turds won't go down

8 min later 137925177 Anonymous
>>137925139 >not laying massive dumps after a hearty meal

10 min later 137925278 Anonymous (1610679066665.jpg 1024x1009 57kB)
I love shitting

11 min later 137925313 Anonymous
>>137925050 they dont

13 min later 137925388 Anonymous
>>137925037 It's their all in one toilet-bidet

14 min later 137925447 Anonymous
>>137925105 You may get one tiny drop of water occasionally. Some people take it very seriously, idk why.

14 min later 137925450 Anonymous
>>137924891 how do Americans feel about shitting on cold day, mine has button to heat toilet seat

14 min later 137925452 Anonymous
>>137925278 yeah you and every bf I ever had. a fucking 40 minute session in there everytime. sick fucks

15 min later 137925473 Anonymous
>>137925037 It does work, you just suck at it.

16 min later 137925496 Anonymous
>>137925450 my toilet is in my house which I usually keep warm there is a heater directly in front of my toilet that I can use to keep my feet warm if they get cold

16 min later 137925522 Anonymous
>>137925452 We're not just shitting bro Sometimes we're shitposting

16 min later 137925529 Anonymous
Wouldn't your dick be touching the water in that toilet? Not very fresh desu

17 min later 137925568 Anonymous
>>137925105 >shit slowly falls out of your ass because it's sticky from all the grease in your diet

18 min later 137925587 Anonymous
>>137925529 We have this concern too, but it's alleviated by having a very large gap between the seat and the water

18 min later 137925591 Anonymous (IMG-20210118-025846-128.jpg 600x800 49kB)
Is this deep enough ameribros

18 min later 137925598 Anonymous
>>137925529 Americans are circumcised and that is how they wash their dicks, just dip in toilet water once a day

18 min later 137925603 Anonymous
>>137925529 >fresh

18 min later 137925606 Anonymous
>>137925529 according to google, the distance from the seat cover to the water in US toilets is 12", so give or take 2-3" and youve got plenty of room unless you always take a shit with a raging hardon

18 min later 137925613 Anonymous
>>137925591 that's about normal

19 min later 137925645 Anonymous
>>137925591 how is your toilet so fucking big? wtf?

19 min later 137925650 Anonymous (SSBBW Tiffany Cushinberry takes a dump.mp4_m.jpg 500x562 195kB)


19 min later 137925651 Anonymous
>>137925591 >reverse image search >no results Yeah it's like that after a fresh flush

22 min later 137925771 Anonymous
>>137925606 Why would your dick be pointing down if you had a raging hard on?

22 min later 137925782 Anonymous
>>137925606 But what about pee pee poo poo water splashing all over it? Won't the american ladies get rotten vaginas from fucking poopy dicks?

23 min later 137925789 Anonymous
>>137925568 t. buttblasted yuropoor

23 min later 137925812 Anonymous
>>137925771 maybe youre pushing it down because youre pissing >>137925782 nigga the water doesnt splash up THAT much

24 min later 137925865 Anonymous
>>137925598 I'll wash mine in your mom's ass.

26 min later 137925901 Anonymous
>>137925812 >maybe youre pushing it down because youre pissing Having to piss with a boner is the worst.

26 min later 137925932 Anonymous
>>137925812 I've seen how the average american eats. You must have massive shits, that shit splash

27 min later 137925966 Anonymous
>>137925932 no it doesn't >>137925568

27 min later 137925979 Anonymous
>>137925932 nah. Even when I take a big dump, sometimes its so elongated it doesnt have momentum

28 min later 137925999 Anonymous
>>137924891 During my trip to NYC, I covered the entire surface of the toilet water in toilet paper to avoid splashing. I do the same here, but it only requires a couple of sheets. In the US, it was about 1/4 of an entire roll.

28 min later 137926017 Anonymous
>>137925901 It's easy to do it if you manually position it. Unfortunately, I have a defective penis and the stream splits into two, covering a wide area. I have to be very careful to prevent pissing on the floor.

29 min later 137926071 Anonymous
>>137924891 Literally just looks like its backed up and clogged, grim

31 min later 137926116 Anonymous (1580288313872.gif 340x340 140kB)
>clear water is so foreign to bongs that they think it means a toilet is blocked up

31 min later 137926127 Anonymous
>>137924891 So it makes sense now when you think about those bullies from American films who shove nerds' heads into the bowl.

33 min later 137926177 Anonymous
>>137924972 >>137925037 Americans don't have that problem since they shit liquid

33 min later 137926190 Anonymous
>>137924891 How I'll deal with Euros for now on >FUCK YOU MUTT, HOW DO YOU COPE WITH THE FACT THAT YOU'RE FAT AND MIXED RACE >shows them a picture of an American toilet >Too confused to say anything >Automatically win >? >Profit

33 min later 137926210 Anonymous (1609407732712.jpg 640x455 78kB)
>>137926177 liquid freedom

33 min later 137926215 Anonymous
>>137924891 The explanation is that the plumbery of our toilets are different. Ours is better, and use less water.

33 min later 137926216 Anonymous
>>137925999 are you a woman

34 min later 137926250 Anonymous
>>137925450 Do you think that Americans don't have heat in their house? Do you think we light fires to keep from freezing or something? It can be snowing outside and my house will still be warm and cozy and so will my bathroom

34 min later 137926253 Anonymous
>>137926215 >hon hon hon, silly amereecuns, wasting water like zis >shoots ass with bidet jet

35 min later 137926259 Anonymous
>>137926215 >Ours is better you can't even flush toilet paper without it clogging up your entire blocks plumbing

36 min later 137926311 Anonymous
>>137924963 Wash your ass you dirty mutt

37 min later 137926344 Anonymous
>>137926253 I don't have one in my house anymore, but I don't really see how cleaning your ass is a waste of water. >>137926259 What are you talking about ? We don't all live in London with it's renaissance-era sewer. You are so full a priori.

37 min later 137926371 Anonymous
>>137924891 McToilet

38 min later 137926387 Anonymous
>>137926259 you're thinking of greece and spain

38 min later 137926395 Anonymous
>>137926344 its not a waste of water, Im saying it (probably) uses just as much water as keeping it as a resevoir like our toilets do

38 min later 137926397 Anonymous
>>137926216 No, I don't want toilet water on my benis and butthole.

38 min later 137926406 Anonymous
>>137926177 All the better to be turned into oil with

38 min later 137926413 Anonymous
>>137926397 using half a roll of toilet paper because you're afraid of water is not very manly

40 min later 137926458 Anonymous
>>137926413 covering your ass with poop-water isn't very manly neither

42 min later 137926520 Anonymous
>>137926413 It's not manly to have toilet water all over your junk either. Giving the middle finger to the environment because you don't like American toilets is marginally more manly.

44 min later 137926590 Anonymous
>>137926458 >>137926520 anxiety, especially anxiety about something so inconsequential as getting some water on your ass, is about as feminine as it gets

45 min later 137926623 Anonymous
>>137926395 Modern ones uses about 3L of water, yours is 5L. For a long time, water used in my house for toilets was rainwater, but is was more my grandfather wanting to do savings than ecology.

46 min later 137926656 Anonymous
>>137926413 but having shit water splashed against your testicles is? LOL

46 min later 137926658 Anonymous
>>137924963 I unironically agree with euros on this one. Why the fuck do we smear shit with paper only? It's disgusting. I was fucking a girl doggy once and she had toilet paper on her ass and smelled horrendous.

46 min later 137926670 Anonymous
>>137925452 They were preparing their ass for the ride, you mong. That takes a while

46 min later 137926672 Anonymous (277.png 1417x2048 2455kB)


47 min later 137926699 Anonymous
>>137926590 >he thinks he's a big man because his ass reeks of shit

47 min later 137926716 Anonymous
>>137926699 I think most men have more to be concerned with than a little bit of water

47 min later 137926724 Anonymous
>>137926672 I hate shitting next to other occupied stalls, or hearing other people shit/piss

48 min later 137926737 Anonymous
>>137925278 Means you're gay then?

50 min later 137926818 Anonymous
>>137926590 It's not anxiety, I just don't want to put up with that shit.

51 min later 137926849 Anonymous
>>137926818 yes you feel anxious about getting some water on you because you are domesticated

51 min later 137926865 Anonymous
Can the stupid fucking amerifats itt just admit that their splash pool toilet is fucking disgusting and unhygienic. Why on earth do you want dirty toilet water splashing over your ass and dick?

53 min later 137926908 Anonymous
>>137926849 Everyone who doesn't shit in the woods is domesticated to some degree.

53 min later 137926931 Anonymous
>>137926865 it literally doesnt splash that high

54 min later 137926938 Anonymous
>>137926865 >>137926908 femboys

54 min later 137926957 Anonymous
>>137926865 Americans love the feeling of splashing liquid over their ass

55 min later 137927009 Anonymous
>>137924963 wash your ass after every shart

56 min later 137927054 Anonymous
What is the point of having that much water in it anyway?

57 min later 137927072 Anonymous
>>137927054 it hides the smell

58 min later 137927123 Anonymous (1605807297723.png 250x228 65kB)
>>137924891 Everytime isee a toilet i feel scared. I dont know why and i want it to stop

1 hours later 137927397 Anonymous
Literally doing a shit right now. Feels good man.

1 hours later 137927416 Anonymous
>>137927072 So the smaller amount of water. Unless you do a massive shit but you wouldn't do them often.

1 hours later 137927454 Anonymous
>>137927416 >europeans take baby poops figures

1 hours later 137927494 Anonymous
>>137927123 maybe you have Mysophobia

1 hours later 137927532 Anonymous
>>137927123 I clogged a toilet when I was 2 and got traumatized by it. Kids are retarded - or impressionable if you prefer that. Thankfully it's over now.

1 hours later 137927544 Anonymous
>>137927454 Haha saying that I'm this poster >>137927397 Just done a massive shit, it's huge and comes right out of the water. Maybe you're right

1 hours later 137927578 Anonymous
>>137927532 my sibling ones clogged the toilet and to save money i put on a glove, reached in and pulled out the shit-covered toilet paper

1 hours later 137927583 Anonymous
>>137924891 This was a big shock to me too when I was in America. Every time you sit down your dick hangs like one centimeter from the water and it feels weird as fuck. But all those high school movies where they stick some guy's head in the toilet suddenly made more sense.

1 hours later 137927587 Anonymous
>>137927454 This is true. The food (or rather, portions) in America make you take ungodly massive shits.

1 hours later 137927590 Anonymous
>>137924891 I was in amerca once and I thought there was something wrong with the toilet. I couldn't even lean forward while sitting because my dick would dip into the water. I guess americuts don't have that problem. Maybe this is why they cut off their tip?

1 hours later 137927601 Anonymous
>>137927578 >and to save money i put on a glove, reached in and pulled out the shit-covered toilet paper save money on what nigga did he not own a plunger?

1 hours later 137927621 Anonymous
>>137927532 >Thankfully it's over now. The clogg or the trauma?

1 hours later 137927631 Anonymous
>>137925452 You finish shitting and 10 minutes later after doing something else you start shitting again

1 hours later 137927651 Anonymous
>>137927601 we tried it with a plunger but it was futile

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