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2021-01-18 09:44 137924891 Anonymous (1610958914391[1].png 600x922 538kB)
Are Eurangutans really surprised when they see toilets with plumbing?
1 min later 137924942 Anonymous
>>137924891
i was too, I also didn't like the splash
2 min later 137924963 Anonymous
euros be like
>ewwwwwwww toilet water is gonna splash me
>ahhhhhhh nothing like a bidet to shoot toilet water up my ass
2 min later 137924972 Anonymous
>>137924891
wtf
I always throw in some toilet paper in there to prevent splashbacks, but that won't be possible on an American toilet
3 min later 137924997 Anonymous
>>137924963
water from bidet comes straight out of the faucet
3 min later 137925005 Anonymous
when i was in america i always had to keep my dick from touching the water when shitting
3 min later 137925007 Anonymous
Wait so do euros have to scrub their toilet every time they shit?
4 min later 137925036 Anonymous
>>137924891
Isn't there something wrong with that? Water level should not be that high.
4 min later 137925037 Anonymous
>>137924972
this. i tried but didnt work, how do americans do it? I guess they just take the splashes
4 min later 137925050 Anonymous
european bathrooms must smell fucking horrible constantly
5 min later 137925105 Anonymous
Do you guys launch the shit out of your assholes or something? I don't understand how you'd make it splash.
6 min later 137925139 Anonymous
amerifat toilets need that much water or the eleohant size turds won't go down
8 min later 137925177 Anonymous
>>137925139
>not laying massive dumps after a hearty meal
10 min later 137925278 Anonymous (1610679066665.jpg 1024x1009 57kB)
I love shitting
11 min later 137925313 Anonymous
>>137925050
they dont
13 min later 137925388 Anonymous
>>137925037
It's their all in one toilet-bidet
14 min later 137925447 Anonymous
>>137925105
You may get one tiny drop of water occasionally. Some people take it very seriously, idk why.
14 min later 137925450 Anonymous
>>137924891
how do Americans feel about shitting on cold day, mine has button to heat toilet seat
14 min later 137925452 Anonymous
>>137925278
yeah you and every bf I ever had. a fucking 40 minute session in there everytime. sick fucks
15 min later 137925473 Anonymous
>>137925037
It does work, you just suck at it.
16 min later 137925496 Anonymous
>>137925450
my toilet is in my house which I usually keep warm
there is a heater directly in front of my toilet that I can use to keep my feet warm if they get cold
16 min later 137925522 Anonymous
>>137925452
We're not just shitting bro
Sometimes we're shitposting
16 min later 137925529 Anonymous
Wouldn't your dick be touching the water in that toilet? Not very fresh desu
17 min later 137925568 Anonymous
>>137925105
>shit slowly falls out of your ass because it's sticky from all the grease in your diet
18 min later 137925587 Anonymous
>>137925529
We have this concern too, but it's alleviated by having a very large gap between the seat and the water
18 min later 137925591 Anonymous (IMG-20210118-025846-128.jpg 600x800 49kB)
Is this deep enough ameribros
18 min later 137925598 Anonymous
>>137925529
Americans are circumcised and that is how they wash their dicks, just dip in toilet water once a day
18 min later 137925603 Anonymous
>>137925529
>fresh
18 min later 137925606 Anonymous
>>137925529
according to google, the distance from the seat cover to the water in US toilets is 12", so give or take 2-3" and youve got plenty of room unless you always take a shit with a raging hardon
18 min later 137925613 Anonymous
>>137925591
that's about normal
19 min later 137925645 Anonymous
>>137925591
how is your toilet so fucking big? wtf?
19 min later 137925650 Anonymous (SSBBW Tiffany Cushinberry takes a dump.mp4_m.jpg 500x562 195kB)
19 min later 137925651 Anonymous
>>137925591
>reverse image search
>no results
Yeah it's like that after a fresh flush
22 min later 137925771 Anonymous
>>137925606
Why would your dick be pointing down if you had a raging hard on?
22 min later 137925782 Anonymous
>>137925606
But what about pee pee poo poo water splashing all over it? Won't the american ladies get rotten vaginas from fucking poopy dicks?
23 min later 137925789 Anonymous
>>137925568
t. buttblasted yuropoor
23 min later 137925812 Anonymous
>>137925771
maybe youre pushing it down because youre pissing
>>137925782
nigga the water doesnt splash up THAT much
24 min later 137925865 Anonymous
>>137925598
I'll wash mine in your mom's ass.
26 min later 137925901 Anonymous
>>137925812
>maybe youre pushing it down because youre pissing
Having to piss with a boner is the worst.
26 min later 137925932 Anonymous
>>137925812
I've seen how the average american eats. You must have massive shits, that shit splash
27 min later 137925966 Anonymous
>>137925932
no it doesn't >>137925568
27 min later 137925979 Anonymous
>>137925932
nah. Even when I take a big dump, sometimes its so elongated it doesnt have momentum
28 min later 137925999 Anonymous
>>137924891
During my trip to NYC, I covered the entire surface of the toilet water in toilet paper to avoid splashing. I do the same here, but it only requires a couple of sheets. In the US, it was about 1/4 of an entire roll.
28 min later 137926017 Anonymous
>>137925901
It's easy to do it if you manually position it. Unfortunately, I have a defective penis and the stream splits into two, covering a wide area. I have to be very careful to prevent pissing on the floor.
29 min later 137926071 Anonymous
>>137924891
Literally just looks like its backed up and clogged, grim
31 min later 137926116 Anonymous (1580288313872.gif 340x340 140kB)
>clear water is so foreign to bongs that they think it means a toilet is blocked up
31 min later 137926127 Anonymous
>>137924891
So it makes sense now when you think about those bullies from American films who shove nerds' heads into the bowl.
33 min later 137926177 Anonymous
>>137924972
>>137925037
Americans don't have that problem since they shit liquid
33 min later 137926190 Anonymous
>>137924891
How I'll deal with Euros for now on
>FUCK YOU MUTT, HOW DO YOU COPE WITH THE FACT THAT YOU'RE FAT AND MIXED RACE
>shows them a picture of an American toilet
>Too confused to say anything
>Automatically win
>?
>Profit
33 min later 137926210 Anonymous (1609407732712.jpg 640x455 78kB)
>>137926177
liquid freedom
33 min later 137926215 Anonymous
>>137924891
The explanation is that the plumbery of our toilets are different.
Ours is better, and use less water.
33 min later 137926216 Anonymous
>>137925999
are you a woman
34 min later 137926250 Anonymous
>>137925450
Do you think that Americans don't have heat in their house? Do you think we light fires to keep from freezing or something?
It can be snowing outside and my house will still be warm and cozy and so will my bathroom
34 min later 137926253 Anonymous
>>137926215
>hon hon hon, silly amereecuns, wasting water like zis
>shoots ass with bidet jet
35 min later 137926259 Anonymous
>>137926215
>Ours is better
you can't even flush toilet paper without it clogging up your entire blocks plumbing
36 min later 137926311 Anonymous
>>137924963
Wash your ass you dirty mutt
37 min later 137926344 Anonymous
>>137926253
I don't have one in my house anymore, but I don't really see how cleaning your ass is a waste of water.
>>137926259
What are you talking about ? We don't all live in London with it's renaissance-era sewer.
You are so full a priori.
37 min later 137926371 Anonymous
>>137924891
McToilet
38 min later 137926387 Anonymous
>>137926259
you're thinking of greece and spain
38 min later 137926395 Anonymous
>>137926344
its not a waste of water, Im saying it (probably) uses just as much water as keeping it as a resevoir like our toilets do
38 min later 137926397 Anonymous
>>137926216
No, I don't want toilet water on my benis and butthole.
38 min later 137926406 Anonymous
>>137926177
All the better to be turned into oil with
38 min later 137926413 Anonymous
>>137926397
using half a roll of toilet paper because you're afraid of water is not very manly
40 min later 137926458 Anonymous
>>137926413
covering your ass with poop-water isn't very manly neither
42 min later 137926520 Anonymous
>>137926413
It's not manly to have toilet water all over your junk either. Giving the middle finger to the environment because you don't like American toilets is marginally more manly.
44 min later 137926590 Anonymous
>>137926458
>>137926520
anxiety, especially anxiety about something so inconsequential as getting some water on your ass, is about as feminine as it gets
45 min later 137926623 Anonymous
>>137926395
Modern ones uses about 3L of water, yours is 5L.
For a long time, water used in my house for toilets was rainwater, but is was more my grandfather wanting to do savings than ecology.
46 min later 137926656 Anonymous
>>137926413
but having shit water splashed against your testicles is? LOL
46 min later 137926658 Anonymous
>>137924963
I unironically agree with euros on this one. Why the fuck do we smear shit with paper only? It's disgusting. I was fucking a girl doggy once and she had toilet paper on her ass and smelled horrendous.
46 min later 137926670 Anonymous
>>137925452
They were preparing their ass for the ride, you mong. That takes a while
46 min later 137926672 Anonymous (277.png 1417x2048 2455kB)
47 min later 137926699 Anonymous
>>137926590
>he thinks he's a big man because his ass reeks of shit
47 min later 137926716 Anonymous
>>137926699
I think most men have more to be concerned with than a little bit of water
47 min later 137926724 Anonymous
>>137926672
I hate shitting next to other occupied stalls, or hearing other people shit/piss
48 min later 137926737 Anonymous
>>137925278
Means you're gay then?
50 min later 137926818 Anonymous
>>137926590
It's not anxiety, I just don't want to put up with that shit.
51 min later 137926849 Anonymous
>>137926818
yes you feel anxious about getting some water on you because you are domesticated
51 min later 137926865 Anonymous
Can the stupid fucking amerifats itt just admit that their splash pool toilet is fucking disgusting and unhygienic. Why on earth do you want dirty toilet water splashing over your ass and dick?
53 min later 137926908 Anonymous
>>137926849
Everyone who doesn't shit in the woods is domesticated to some degree.
53 min later 137926931 Anonymous
>>137926865
it literally doesnt splash that high
54 min later 137926938 Anonymous
>>137926865
>>137926908
femboys
54 min later 137926957 Anonymous
>>137926865
Americans love the feeling of splashing liquid over their ass
55 min later 137927009 Anonymous
>>137924963
wash your ass after every shart
56 min later 137927054 Anonymous
What is the point of having that much water in it anyway?
57 min later 137927072 Anonymous
>>137927054
it hides the smell
58 min later 137927123 Anonymous (1605807297723.png 250x228 65kB)
>>137924891
Everytime isee a toilet i feel scared. I dont know why and i want it to stop
1 hours later 137927397 Anonymous
Literally doing a shit right now. Feels good man.
1 hours later 137927416 Anonymous
>>137927072
So the smaller amount of water. Unless you do a massive shit but you wouldn't do them often.
1 hours later 137927454 Anonymous
>>137927416
>europeans take baby poops
figures
1 hours later 137927494 Anonymous
>>137927123
maybe you have Mysophobia
1 hours later 137927532 Anonymous
>>137927123
I clogged a toilet when I was 2 and got traumatized by it. Kids are retarded - or impressionable if you prefer that. Thankfully it's over now.
1 hours later 137927544 Anonymous
>>137927454
Haha saying that I'm this poster >>137927397
Just done a massive shit, it's huge and comes right out of the water. Maybe you're right
1 hours later 137927578 Anonymous
>>137927532
my sibling ones clogged the toilet and to save money i put on a glove, reached in and pulled out the shit-covered toilet paper
1 hours later 137927583 Anonymous
>>137924891
This was a big shock to me too when I was in America. Every time you sit down your dick hangs like one centimeter from the water and it feels weird as fuck.
But all those high school movies where they stick some guy's head in the toilet suddenly made more sense.
1 hours later 137927587 Anonymous
>>137927454
This is true. The food (or rather, portions) in America make you take ungodly massive shits.
1 hours later 137927590 Anonymous
>>137924891
I was in amerca once and I thought there was something wrong with the toilet. I couldn't even lean forward while sitting because my dick would dip into the water. I guess americuts don't have that problem. Maybe this is why they cut off their tip?
1 hours later 137927601 Anonymous
>>137927578
>and to save money i put on a glove, reached in and pulled out the shit-covered toilet paper
save money on what nigga did he not own a plunger?
1 hours later 137927621 Anonymous
>>137927532
>Thankfully it's over now.
The clogg or the trauma?
1 hours later 137927631 Anonymous
>>137925452
You finish shitting and 10 minutes later after doing something else you start shitting again
1 hours later 137927651 Anonymous
>>137927601
we tried it with a plunger but it was futile
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