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2021-01-13 01:23 137598170 Anonymous 51st State (file.png 780x439 383kB)
Give me one reason this isn't a good idea. Protip: you cannot

2 min later 137598267 Anonymous
>>137598170 It'll happen once the Arctic starts revealing it's massive treasures

2 min later 137598282 Anonymous
>>137598267 Booba?

2 min later 137598289 Anonymous
>>137598170 Based, republicans will never win again

3 min later 137598326 Anonymous
>>137598170 Incredibly based if this is after we give all current Canadians the rake and colonize the land ourselves.

4 min later 137598351 Anonymous
>>137598170 I. Canadians have a say in the matter

4 min later 137598378 Anonymous
>>137598170 It would make us too powerful and no other country would be able to compete

5 min later 137598431 Anonymous
It’s the other way around I would gun down as many as possible and hope they become more third world as the years progress only THEN we take Alaskan and cleanse the south from those abominations for the sake of humanity.

5 min later 137598432 Anonymous
>>137598170 So we’ll have free healthcare or whatever ?

5 min later 137598436 Anonymous
>>137598267 arsenic?

6 min later 137598481 Anonymous
>>137598170 the canadians have no reason to join america

7 min later 137598511 Anonymous
as long as Quebec remains independent

8 min later 137598543 Anonymous
>>137598170 It wouldn't be one state. Idiot.

9 min later 137598617 Anonymous
>>137598431 keep dreaming, cuck boy

10 min later 137598656 Anonymous
>>137598431 nice speech chinky, now make like Elliot and off yourself, ok?

11 min later 137598697 Anonymous
Non je m'en fou même si vous êtes ''''''blanc'''''' j'espère voir l'extermination des américochons dans ma vie

11 min later 137598704 Anonymous
>>137598543 There are US states with more population than all of Canada

13 min later 137598785 Anonymous
>>137598617 >>137598656 Keep dreaming of delusion of grandeur you will continue being a shithole more and more by the year while we continue being better in every way, poopskins

14 min later 137598849 Anonymous
>>137598704 Ontario has a higher population than 46 US states.

15 min later 137598911 Anonymous
>>137598849 California has a larger GDP than all Canadian states combined.

18 min later 137599030 Anonymous
>>137598911 Thats irrelevant. Statehood is not determined by GDP. Or population or landmass for that matter. If Canada were ever to join the USA, which it won't, then each province and territory would have to be granted statehood.

19 min later 137599064 Anonymous
>>137599030 False

19 min later 137599077 Anonymous
>>137598785 Leaf land is budget America. Your “better” is 2% more relevant than you were before when we’re at our worst. Entire states are better than your whole country. Stay coping and rent free.

19 min later 137599094 Anonymous
>>137599064 Nice argument, redneck.

20 min later 137599125 Anonymous (58306A22-0150-4A50-862F-BD246B75C6DC.jpg 526x646 158kB)
Mutt: HEY PIERRE IM WHYTE JUST LIKE YOU AND 1/98th FRENCH AND ABORIGINAL AUSTRALIAN YOURE MY BROTHER PIERRE Citoyen de la Nouvelle France: Dégueulasse comme bête celui là tabarnak... Mutt: LEMME IIIIIIIIN IM IM LIKE YOOOOOOU GAGDJFHL’ *SHIT* *FAAAART* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* Citoyen de la Nouvelle France: Finalement...le dernier des américochons...

23 min later 137599209 Anonymous
>>137599077 >Leaf land is budget America I cannot name a single thing that is American >Your “better” Remove these ‘’’’ things because we are better >Entire states are better than your whole country Literally what the fuck does that even mean? >Stay coping and rent free I don’t think of you ever lol you guys want to be us so badly

24 min later 137599285 Anonymous
>>137598170 15th reason its a bad idea, krusty krab foot lettuce https://youtu.be/vGib9raUSE0

25 min later 137599299 Anonymous
>>137598170 It needs more electoral college votes.

25 min later 137599306 Anonymous
>>137598170 Because the true hallmark of a 51st state should be such blind worship and cock sucking to the point that you do things like rush into Vietnam and Iraq with daddy hoping he notices you. Kind of a uniquely Australian thing

28 min later 137599417 Anonymous
I dont look at américain ever as if they are humain just a thing putain I spit on américain fuck you pos loser people

31 min later 137599588 Anonymous
>>137598785 The only one of your provinces which as at all growing just polled over 50% for separatism last year.

33 min later 137599632 Anonymous
Actually, this was a possibility given Western Canada’s resources and infrastructure but assuming these next 4-8 years are dagger to fossil fuels, it won’t happen.

33 min later 137599642 Anonymous
>>137598170 This wont happen because of the same reason Puerto Rico isnt a state. Congress would only approve statehood if theres two states being accepted at once, one that votes democrat and the other that votes republican. Canada would vote democrat most likely and there would be no reason for republicans to want us, but desu trying to keep Canada as a part of the states would be extremely tough. We would all just move north and america wouldnt be able to do shit about it seeing as we are the second biggest country by landmass in the world. Policing the area to try and keep us as a part of you guys would be nearly impossible. Not only that but americans seem to be much less into war than they were before (seeing as they keep getting btfod by goatfuckers in Afghanistan and other muslim countries). You guys arent as powerful as you think you are, this plan may have worked decades ago but not today

35 min later 137599727 Anonymous
>>137599588 Why are you obsessed with canadian politics eh, shitskin ? Aboot time you get a job loser and focus on other things

39 min later 137599884 Anonymous
>>137598170 Ofcourse I can't give a reason because it is objectively not a good idea.

41 min later 137599970 Anonymous
>>137599727 I just like to watch out for my little brother. By the way, how many America threads have you made this week?

42 min later 137600028 Anonymous
>>137599884 They couldnt do it even if they tried. Theyve failed to control backwards shitholes like north korea so i dont know how they plan on taking over a country thats healthier, more literate and more well educated than they are. I think it would be funny if they tried

42 min later 137600033 Anonymous (Fuck_Off_Commies.png 693x608 107kB)
>>137598170 if the US got rid of Alaska and Florida and bought Saskatchewan then the country would look like a giant middle finger and i think thats the most american shit imaginable

42 min later 137600037 Anonymous
>>137598431 Lmfao Canadians have been and always will be irrelevant in current affairs and history so none of that will happen

43 min later 137600040 Anonymous (Capture.png 471x453 197kB)
>>137598289 they already are never going to win again LMAO

49 min later 137600294 Anonymous
>>137599642 Literally retarded and wishful thinking. Canadians would capitulate within the fucking day, they aren't moving out into the wilderness to fight a guerilla war. Are you seriously fucking retarded? Yes, Bing Bong Zhong from Hongcouver and Pierre Frog from Quebec are defending the motherland until death! LMAO Also, as far as policing is concerned controlling all imports and exports into the country is more than enough.

51 min later 137600365 Anonymous
>>137599209 >you guys want to be us so badly Lol, no.

54 min later 137600476 Anonymous
>>137598170 It's too large to be a single state

57 min later 137600588 Anonymous
>>137600037 Youre getting more shitskined and DUMBER by the year America is dead has been for many years many years >>137600294 >Literally retarded and wishful thinking. Yes YOU are retarded and youre wishful thinking >they aren't moving out into the wilderness We will be get as fuckin far away as we can from mongrels like you and the wilderness is beautiful something america doesnt have >Pierre Frog from Quebec are defending the motherland until death! Yes I will because we have courage, soul, caractère something poopskin américains dont have Its over. You had last hurray but poopskin america is the beginning and end for you amérimonkey bet you like that one dontcha ? Youre beloved leader is a monkey

59 min later 137600667 Anonymous
>>137600365 >Lol, no. Lmaoooo you do every time amérimonkey wish he lives in canada so badly again not an ounce of courage with you losers why like us so much go bomb places and make more brown people come to America, monkey

59 min later 137600681 Anonymous
>>137599642 Are you retarded? You really think all Canadians would rather live as eskimos than be Americans?

1 hours later 137600802 Anonymous
>>137600588 >he was serious AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH AHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHA

1 hours later 137600824 Anonymous
>>137600588 Prend tes médicaments

1 hours later 137600830 Anonymous
>>137600588 canadians are so fucking pathetic it's not even funny

1 hours later 137601030 Anonymous
>>137600824 Je m’amuse et je fais un peu de cacapostage seulement >>137600830 Youre so jealous its hilarious what is the word ? Yes I am cachinate because youre so pathetic I look at américain and I see zoo animal nothing more the up here we are human looking down at zoo animals lmaoooo

1 hours later 137601087 Anonymous
>>137600588 The only reason you’re not getting beaned too is because we’re between you and South America. Americans are obviously not going to move to Canada en masse and neither will Europeans. That’s why you get Chinese and not Mexicans.

1 hours later 137601138 Anonymous
>Give me one reason this isn't a good idea. Protip: you cannot French would become official on the federal level.

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