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2021-01-08 10:50 137300271 Anonymous (aus.jpg 944x653 109kB)
>barren desert shithole
>no culture
>no history
>racist and obese population
>no respect or value for education
>zigzags between being china or america's bitch
>continually overshadowed by new zealand's success
>worst tourists on planet
>worst anglosphere country
>only wealthy because we sell rocks to asia
>no contributions to humanity
>laughing stock of entire planet
>can't even beat india at cricket
its over for us
1 min later 137300332 Anonymous
You still got shitposting but watch out for africans in the future they got some mean shitposts themselves
2 min later 137300370 Anonymous
>>137300332
Aussies haven't had good bantz for years now.
3 min later 137300402 Anonymous
>>137300271
>>137300332
>>137300370
Everyone itt is chinese
5 min later 137300464 Anonymous
>>137300402
t. zhang
5 min later 137300472 Anonymous
>>137300402
t. Zhao
7 min later 137300526 Anonymous
>>137300402
>>137300464
>>137300472
This is why Aussies can't into bantz anymore, too busy obsessing and crying about Chinese immigration.
8 min later 137300565 Anonymous
>>137300526
t. Pao Ling
27 min later 137301361 Anonymous
>>137300271
and thats a good thing
38 min later 137301838 Anonymous
Australia is great. It has the best beaches in the world, and Aussies punch above their weight when it comes to wealth and influence for their population and age.
1 hours later 137303804 Anonymous
We need to build the worlds biggest toilet. That’ll put us on the world stage.
1 hours later 137303852 Anonymous
>>137301838
Australia has next to no influence and their beaches give you skincancer
1 hours later 137303995 Anonymous
>>137303852
>their beaches give you skincancer
This is a good thing. It lets you leave Australia earlier in the hospital.
1 hours later 137304006 Anonymous
Australia is where young Irishmen go to earn loads of money then take it all home with them
1 hours later 137304256 Anonymous
>>137300271
honestly they deserve it for what they did to the aboriginal population and for the white australia policy, not so nice when the shoe is on the other foot
1 hours later 137304332 Anonymous
>>137303852
Australia has a better economy, military, scenery and everything compared to your shithole country
1 hours later 137304378 Anonymous
>>137304256
I didn’t have a say where I was born mate you know? The shit that happened the aboriginals was horrible but I don’t get why you need to be a gaycunt about it
1 hours later 137304381 Anonymous
>>137304256
you and your goverment did that not the australians
1 hours later 137304398 Anonymous
>>137304256
>we deserve what the elites are doing to us now because of atrocities that the elites committed in the past
Are you even listening to yourself
1 hours later 137304418 Anonymous
>>137303804
Literal giant shithole
1 hours later 137304435 Anonymous
>>137304006
How much do they save per month? Which job?
1 hours later 137304458 Anonymous
>>137300271
>barren desert shithole
Not true. A huge amount of land is used for agriculture in Australia, so much so we export more than 2x the food we eat.
>no culture
Wearing traditional clothing twice a year isn't as much culture is as ideas are. Mateship, Anzacs and many other things are solely Australian things.
>no history
Having a lack of conquering kings does not mean there is no history.
>racist and obese population
Like 50/50
>no respect or value for education
People that weren't going to try and do well weren't going to get far anyway. Yes there is anti-intellectualism in society here but many individual families and people value it greatly.
>zigzags between being china or america's bitch
It's called 'picking who I think will win'
>continually overshadowed by new zealand's success
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>worst tourists on planet
Subjective, Bogans going to Bali isn't representative of the people who actually travel around lots.
>worst anglosphere country
Best you meant
>only wealthy because we sell rocks to asia
7% of our economy. We are still rich without it.
>no contributions to humanity
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categ ory:Australian_inventions
>laughing stock of entire planet
>can't even beat india at cricket
who cares
1 hours later 137304495 Anonymous
>>137300271
mentioned (except the desert bit)
1 hours later 137304557 Anonymous
>WOW THIS COUNTRY SUCKS AND I HATE IT'S INHABITANTS
>moves here to a society that is dominated by us over living with their own people
This is something Canadians and Aussies have in common, our minorities are entitled middle class LOSERS who get upset some lower class white resource miner might touch """"""""""""""""their"""""""""""""" women.
1 hours later 137304596 Anonymous
>>137304256
U sent those assholes there
1 hours later 137304631 Anonymous (1531354588692.jpg 480x477 30kB)
>meet a kiwi
>he's considerate, polite, educated and a joy to be around
>meet an aussie
>he's a boorish rude asshole who makes racist remarks at my swedish friend
1 hours later 137304637 Anonymous
>>137304378
So easily triggered
So much for the chill surfer type u bogan
1 hours later 137304661 Anonymous
>>137304435
I don't quite know, but my cousin was out there for ca. 5 years and when he came back he had enough money to buy our second house (I think it was over 100k)
1 hours later 137304685 Anonymous
>>137304637
Lol whatever cunt
1 hours later 137304701 Anonymous (kys.png 321x748 26kB)
>>137304557
>I have the fortune to be born in a richer country than better men, therefore everything I do is right
1 hours later 137304750 Anonymous
>>137304661
Unfortunately this doesn't say much since real estate can be bought with a -10% downpayment
1 hours later 137304805 Anonymous
>>137304631
Well maybe your Swedish bumboi shouldn't be such a gaycunt
1 hours later 137304866 Anonymous
>>137304750
True, but I know for a fact they make a lot more money than they would here
And they have more fun too
1 hours later 137304903 Anonymous (zhao2.jpg 287x217 15kB)
>>137300472
based
1 hours later 137305020 Anonymous
>>137304701
>get journeyman ticket after a year and do shit job to drive down wages
>YOU ARE JUST UPSET BETTER PEOPLE ARE DOING A BETTER JOB THAN YOU
no new Canadians do a notoriously bad job at everything
1 hours later 137305123 Anonymous (Screen-Shot-2020-08-16-at-12.19.52-PM.png 1444x1204 191kB)
>rampant unemployment and housing bubble
>WE NEED THEMS MINORITIES MUH FUGGAAAAAA
Man I hate neoliberal gay cunts, no I don't care the government gave you money to open a kebab shop or drive a long haul truck into a school bus, it doesn't benefit anybody but landlords.
1 hours later 137305337 Anonymous
>>137305020
>new Canadians
I hate that term. I am not so presumptuous as to think if I were to move to another place I could just call myself a "new x"
1 hours later 137305389 Anonymous
>>137305123
>or drive a long haul truck into a school bus
Are you also from SK?
1 hours later 137305458 Anonymous
I appreciate Australia, I respect the pluck of its citizens
2 hours later 137305561 Anonymous
>bro we will destroy our own middle class and then import it from these countries that collectively have billions of people lol.
Literally genocide of ethnic canadians. Can't wait for the racewar.
2 hours later 137305673 Anonymous
I am Chinese. Please ask me anything.
2 hours later 137306532 Anonymous
>>137300271
3 hours later 137308404 Anonymous
Me sell black rock to yellow man. Yellow man no buy black rock. Yellow man bad.
3 hours later 137309481 Anonymous
>>137300271
>can't even beat india at cricket
maybe in india but everywhere else it's a fair fight
3 hours later 137309513 Anonymous
>>137305673
How are you bro? All good in life? Staying healthy? Family doing ok?
3 hours later 137309665 Anonymous
>>137300271
Aussies are the only good anglos. You make the UK look like a third world shithole (so does everyone else in western europe but you know.)
Don't be so hard on yourself.
3 hours later 137310004 Anonymous
>>137300271
t. Zhang
3 hours later 137310063 Anonymous
>>137300271
No one can beat India at cricket, though
3 hours later 137310127 Anonymous (téléchargement (8).jpg 228x221 7kB)
Aussies lost a war against WHAT ????
3 hours later 137310291 Anonymous
>>137305123
>but landlords.
Took you long enough to realize who's making the decisions lol
3 hours later 137310437 Anonymous
australia is heaven on earth, it is impossible to suffer in australia, don't trust these aussies ITT trying to convince you not to visit
3 hours later 137310616 Anonymous
>>137310063
hello pajeet
4 hours later 137312711 Anonymous
Do you love Australia?
5 hours later 137315121 Anonymous
more like can'tberra lmao
5 hours later 137316288 Anonymous (17-29-20-1609925342208.gif 360x346 174kB)
Obviously some ass blasted kiwi posting this
5 hours later 137316634 Anonymous
>>137300526
t. Xiao Meng
6 hours later 137319234 Anonymous
>>137300526
seething
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