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2021-01-03 08:21 137017339 Anonymous /brit/ (E0E43BDB-9F16-4BD1-A74B-EA605EF88A39.jpg 463x180 102kB)
just wont 40k on the slots edition

0 min later 137017405 Anonymous
>>137017339 >euros brexit britain

1 min later 137017411 Anonymous
might put one last £5 in my account WHAT A THRILLLL

1 min later 137017420 Anonymous (1602101676507.jpg 243x216 15kB)
i really do hate mark so much

1 min later 137017427 Anonymous
>>137017339 And it's a swing and a miss for rorke!

1 min later 137017434 Anonymous
I hate this country - mostly due to brexit. But then COVID has shown me just how selfish and horrible people can be by denying the issue and/or spouting conspiracy rubbish - so insulting to people who have suffered through out the crisis. I am British, but totally ashamed to say I am English. Little Englanders/Right wing populism is ruining society.

1 min later 137017446 Anonymous
>>137017339 Is that the guy from twitch?

2 min later 137017464 Anonymous (EA2126D3-7D9B-4EDC-8A95-F46E679D0630.jpg 1356x714 717kB)
>>137017405 im not british

2 min later 137017467 Anonymous
>>137017420 why he is brilliant >does nothing except get pissed on youtube and eat takeaways the dream life

2 min later 137017470 Anonymous
>>137017434 funny i reckon niggers and pakis are ruining society guess everyone's entitled to their opinion haha x

2 min later 137017477 Anonymous
>>137017464 gie us sum

2 min later 137017488 Anonymous (1601628143682.png 1914x1080 2000kB)
Anime!

2 min later 137017490 Anonymous
>>137017434 haha fuck right off leftypol you might like staying inside all day but not me

2 min later 137017513 Anonymous
>>137017434 Literally a bit worse than the flu

3 min later 137017527 Anonymous
>>137017434 poo

3 min later 137017535 Anonymous (F249309D-55DB-4D9C-862E-4A7DB384935A.jpg 1125x1794 160kB)
women are mental

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>>137017535 That's not the original, she was more of a bitch I think

4 min later 137017597 Anonymous
>>137017535 howling

4 min later 137017598 Anonymous (1609630773301.jpg 1371x1600 1714kB)
Please explain the lore

4 min later 137017614 Anonymous
mum just knocked on the door to ask how i was said she was worried about me haha

4 min later 137017621 Anonymous
yeah the lads and that

5 min later 137017640 Anonymous
>messages got leaked of trump trying to blackmail Georgia's secretary of state into overturning their election results Yep, that sounds like something that a guy who won an election would need to do

5 min later 137017658 Anonymous
>>137017467 the dream life for your 20s when you're a neet virgin but you won't make it to 40 like that eventually the lonliness sets in, then you try a bit harder, you get a break with a girll, it's going well, so THIS is what its like to be with someone, to fall in love, but it doesnt work out, what were the chances anyway, but deepdown you know you just fucked it up, now you're just as lonely, but you're older, uglier, more bitter and you know what happiness can be like, so you drink more, eat more and one day you actually step onto those train tracks

5 min later 137017660 Anonymous
>>137017535 loooooooooooooooool

5 min later 137017665 Anonymous (1599598099375.jpg 750x572 175kB)
>>137017614 im fine mumsy thanks x *goes back to posting on the british section of the international board of a anime website*

6 min later 137017691 Anonymous
any grossly unattractive man in

6 min later 137017698 Anonymous
>>137017535 >that is grossly unattractive Fucking hell I've got no chance

6 min later 137017714 Anonymous (1604293804892.webm 480x848 1361kB)
Need more Poppy ITT

6 min later 137017735 Anonymous
190 is using his new trip in /180/ again

7 min later 137017742 Anonymous
>>137017640 mental that people spend their lives resenting america for its crimes and corruption but when someone they don't like says the same thing suddenly the us electoral process is flawless there's no reason why elections would be a taboo thing to mess with when the cia has planned to kill civilians in the past

7 min later 137017750 Anonymous
>>137017691 *raises a hideously deformed paw*

7 min later 137017762 Anonymous
>>137017714 it's like a fighting game character selection screen

7 min later 137017764 Anonymous
>>137017614 How are you lad?

7 min later 137017775 Anonymous
>>137017714 Looks about 35 years old

7 min later 137017777 Anonymous
>>137017714 I dont understand, is she trying to do the video game character selection motion?

7 min later 137017796 Anonymous
>>137017434 Yes, dislike most things about living in England. It’s only our jobs keeping us here, certainly want to be gone before we have kids though, wouldn’t want to bring them up in this sort of environment as the country looks to be going one way

7 min later 137017798 Anonymous
>>137017762 Sherlock is back

8 min later 137017821 Anonymous
>>137017455 yeah it's the dead cheap one they use instead of saying "basics" or "no frills" or whatever like stockwells or growers harvest half the time i think it's the same stuff with a different label just so they can say they have a cheaper can of beans than aldi

8 min later 137017832 Anonymous
>>137017658 don't worry de lad you will find another girl we have all been there

8 min later 137017847 Anonymous
>>137017764 yeah fine just tired haha

9 min later 137017887 Anonymous (678658675856.jpg 818x960 49kB)
oh my days SCREAMING

9 min later 137017893 Anonymous
>>137017798 they do a new one for new years or something?

9 min later 137017917 Anonymous (1594298328716.png 854x1284 1091kB)
>>137017832 oh no dw im fine i've still got my gf and now we're enagged just seen marks story time and time again

10 min later 137017933 Anonymous
>>137017640 because he can just show the evidence and they'll overturn it because they're honest and decent? as if

10 min later 137017945 Anonymous
What was the name of that child actress who did the photoshoot nude because her mum told her to

10 min later 137017949 Anonymous (Screenshot_20210103_193138_uk.co.theofficialnationallotteryapp.android.play.jpg 2340x1080 1170kB)
THE ONLY WAY IS UP

10 min later 137017958 Anonymous
>>137017887 why do british people find people writing in scottish accents so funny it's not funny

10 min later 137017980 Anonymous
>>137017958 they dont, only scottish people do because they think its their ancient culture

11 min later 137017995 Anonymous
>>137017887 Ohhhhh scotland does it again, comedy nation it is

11 min later 137018019 Anonymous
>>137017847 Then get some fresh air haha Maybe a chocolate biccy

11 min later 137018042 Anonymous
I take covid seriously but I do NOT trust the government one bit on this They definitely know what they are doing

11 min later 137018049 Anonymous
>>137017887 THIS IS HILIARIOUS!!!!!!!

11 min later 137018055 Anonymous
>>137017434 Based, fuck the chuds

11 min later 137018061 Anonymous (Screenshot_20210103_193327_uk.co.theofficialnationallotteryapp.android.play.jpg 2340x1080 1236kB)
wew

11 min later 137018064 Anonymous
>>137017775 No she doesnt, incel.

12 min later 137018068 Anonymous
>>137017917 mark must be in his 40s by now

12 min later 137018081 Anonymous (5674575435.jpg 1080x943 101kB)
>>137017958

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dad is a full blown functional alcoholic but the past year its taken its toll on him. beginning of last year he got hospitalized in spain when him and his mates were on a golf holiday and he was drink driving and crashed their rental. have came downstairs to him pissed out his head talking to the dogs, returned in the morning to him still laying on the floor where he passed out talking to the dogs. have noticed he gets abusive to us when we mention he needs help unironically think i've lost my dad

12 min later 137018106 Anonymous
>>137017887 Are you okay?

13 min later 137018144 Anonymous
HERE LADS CHECK THIS ONE OUT *attempts to do a front flip and cracks front of head on the ground*

13 min later 137018163 Anonymous (1588418377185.png 852x1279 992kB)
>>137018068 yeah thats why i ahte him so much, cause he should kill himself, he keeps saying he'll kill himself, but he doesn't, he's too self absorbed, too much of a deranged narcissist, so now i want him to kill himself, because i hate him

13 min later 137018173 Anonymous
mental how no one settles down with their first relationship, instead we're advised to do the opposite, so everyone cycles through a handful of 'serious' relationships and a handful of 'casual' ones, leaving everyone emotionally damaged and bitter with trust issues and hang ups, reducing the chance of even being capable of forming a healthy relationship, until you get to your late 20s where you realise you're running out of time and need to settle down, so you force yourself to be with someone who feels the same just so you can avoid being old and alone mental haha

13 min later 137018185 Anonymous
>>137018091 At least he wasn't a pisshead when you were a kid.

14 min later 137018201 Anonymous
>>137018081 OH MY SIDES. PLEASE STOP I CAN TAKE NO MORE OF THIS MASTERFUL COMEDY

14 min later 137018203 Anonymous
>>137018081 does she think this is scots?

14 min later 137018206 Anonymous
>>137017945 Brook Shields

14 min later 137018213 Anonymous
how to solve the covid crisis: I don't know. nor do you. nor does anyone else pointless bleating on about it on twitter etc like anyone has the solution that conveniently always suits their hyperbolic political views

14 min later 137018219 Anonymous
Sick of this blatant anti scottish discrimination in these generals

14 min later 137018224 Anonymous
>>137017714 >23 years old Oh no no no noooo

14 min later 137018226 Anonymous
I want to live near Snowdon or even better live in New Zealand so I can just live somewhere in nature but not completely stranded like in the US

14 min later 137018231 Anonymous
>>137018091 he sounds based

14 min later 137018241 Anonymous
>>137018163 For me it's the compulsive lying and self flagellation.

14 min later 137018249 Anonymous
>>137018081 asf unmasked

15 min later 137018255 Anonymous
>>137018091 Haha

15 min later 137018257 Anonymous
>>137017434 >Little Englanders/Right wing populism is ruining society. lol Importing the third world post WW2 has done far more damage to this country than the "little Englanders", they only really exist nowadays due to this shockingly shite immigration policy.

15 min later 137018266 Anonymous
>>137018224 22 according to her twitter

15 min later 137018276 Anonymous
>>137018213 people read one article and assume they're informed enough to talk down to other people

15 min later 137018286 Anonymous
>>137017887 loool she said the thing in a Scottish accent!

16 min later 137018357 Anonymous
>>137018091 tell him to start a youtube channel so we can see him get steeeeeeaming as a rocket

16 min later 137018358 Anonymous
>>137017488 What are some good anime series

16 min later 137018369 Anonymous
>>137017714 23,but looks 32

16 min later 137018375 Anonymous
>>137018226 what do you mean stranded?

16 min later 137018378 Anonymous
>>137018226 HATE new zealand

17 min later 137018403 Anonymous
>£32 wasted on lotto games aaaaa

17 min later 137018406 Anonymous
>>137018241 i think that literally just stems from an inability to give a shit about other people hes just entirely self absorbed and only cares about his own shit

17 min later 137018414 Anonymous
>>137018358 prefer not to say

17 min later 137018425 Anonymous
>>137018375 the national parks in the US are fucking huge. I don't want to risk my life hiking or anything

17 min later 137018433 Anonymous
the UK will not exist in 30 years, and it's beautiful

17 min later 137018440 Anonymous (6575467845.jpg 1080x1078 74kB)
mental when u think about it

18 min later 137018460 Anonymous
>>137018425 there's plenty of natural wilderness areas that aren't national parks you can live in or near

18 min later 137018468 Anonymous
>>137018440 honestly embarrassing

19 min later 137018507 Anonymous
>>137018460 oh yeah and refugees are just like us bro.. Jews are white too... fuck off schlomo

19 min later 137018515 Anonymous
>>137018440 hate the scots so much

19 min later 137018541 Anonymous
>>137018091 haha come on dad lad, really tho the two options are that he will destructively spiral til he dies or you hold an intervention and send him to rehab

19 min later 137018552 Anonymous (w0h4qi21d2961.jpg 640x716 61kB)
SCREAMING

20 min later 137018590 Anonymous
>>137017691 woman at work who i spoke with for the first time casually mentioned how the guy i replaced was better looking she said it with a straight face, wasn't even joking it didnt even register at first, i laughed it off but then realised what a cuntish thing she'd just said the absolute neck of her

20 min later 137018591 Anonymous
>>137018515 nah their a canny bunch

20 min later 137018592 Anonymous
>>137018552 lmao become screamingly aware so doesn't fit properly into the rest of her childish fingerpainting of a language

20 min later 137018617 Anonymous
>>137018433 hopefully cannot wait for the parasites in scotland, wales and norn ireland to finally fuck off.

21 min later 137018626 Anonymous
I just love the craic Good craic Can't get enough of it

21 min later 137018627 Anonymous
doing a quick read of this thread >>137018218

21 min later 137018629 Anonymous (scopp.jpg 799x650 79kB)
>>137018440 >>137018552 someone appears to be jealous of our humour now excuse me while I go and watch limmy clips on youtube

21 min later 137018650 Anonymous
The British bourgeoisie are forever waging psychological warfare on the British working class. The cycle of lockdowns and restrictions are part of the process. As for Labour, their endless calls for lockdowns mark them out as open enemies of the working class. They must be ground into dust.

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>>137018629 ah get tae fuck x

21 min later 137018686 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS2 nWtOQHEA SCREAMING

22 min later 137018691 Anonymous
>>137018658 don't care they make my bulge look big

22 min later 137018697 Anonymous
>>137018658 wearing some right now, comfy, simple as

22 min later 137018698 Anonymous
>>137018650 based toil lad

22 min later 137018700 Anonymous
>>137018658 >old jewish paedophile is obsessed with control i am so so shocked guys cant tell you how shocked i am at this revelation

22 min later 137018710 Anonymous
>>137018590 was probably just dry humour

22 min later 137018732 Anonymous
>>137018660 cannae handle the bants I see ya rang 'un

23 min later 137018748 Anonymous
>>137018686 Classic

23 min later 137018756 Anonymous
drumpftards btfo https://www.washingtonpost.com/vide o/politics/audio-trump-berates-ga-s ecretary-of-state-urges-him-to-find -votes/2021/01/03/aba64f5f-8c3c-490 f-af34-618ccea732d7_video.html

23 min later 137018762 Anonymous
>>137018658 He lost control of his life as well, RIP(iss)

23 min later 137018771 Anonymous
>>137018700 hes not jewish

23 min later 137018777 Anonymous
english are just jealous they dont have their own language like scots do

23 min later 137018779 Anonymous
>>137018686 okay that was funny

23 min later 137018798 Anonymous
>>137018650 mental that the only people who use the word bourgeoisie are tarqs high up in ivory towers

23 min later 137018800 Anonymous
>>137018629 WRTIE THIS IN SCOTS SO WE CAN ALL HAVE A LAUGH!

24 min later 137018805 Anonymous (scots.png 741x567 64kB)
The state of this entire exchange, everyone involved needs lining up and shooting

24 min later 137018827 Anonymous
list of famous scottish people: ....

24 min later 137018828 Anonymous (lim.jpg 620x513 59kB)
it appears my superiority has caused controversy

24 min later 137018837 Anonymous
>>137018771 >lagerfeld >nonce hes jewish, just belongs to the roman catholic sect of kikeism

25 min later 137018876 Anonymous (5353453.jpg 184x88 7kB)
>>137018805

25 min later 137018878 Anonymous (1598373428993.png 961x702 1193kB)
>>137018805

25 min later 137018906 Anonymous
>>137018828 Wa ah Pure mineral wa ah

25 min later 137018910 Anonymous
>>137018837 hes not jewish retard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_ Lagerfeld i bet you think all names ending in berg are jewish. runt

25 min later 137018911 Anonymous
>>137018805 I'll be a little englander any day

25 min later 137018921 Anonymous
was amazed when I found out Peter Jackson filmed Braindead years before LOTR remember randomly watching the former one night at like 2 in the morning and it was so OTT unbelievably gory I almost couldn't even believe what I was watching (was big into schlock-y gorefests att too so it was literally crack cocaine to me)

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>>137018805

26 min later 137018936 Anonymous (scopp2.jpg 798x648 144kB)
>>137018800 sum wan appears tae be jealous of oor humur now excuse me while a go awa and watch some limmy clips

26 min later 137018960 Anonymous
>>137017339 alri roshberg

26 min later 137018961 Anonymous
>>137018805 was feeling bad about losing £32 on gambling but seeing this hilarious conversation has cheered me up

26 min later 137018969 Anonymous
>>137018828 ees avin eh wank!

27 min later 137018980 Anonymous
Alors On Danse

27 min later 137018993 Anonymous
>>137018756 Can you summarise cos I'm deaf.

27 min later 137019002 Anonymous
>>137018980 HOWLING

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27 min later 137019014 Anonymous
need to write a cover letter but can't be fucked haha

27 min later 137019019 Anonymous (apu.jpg 655x527 60kB)
>racist englanders dont even have a cup of tea with a refugee http://www.cupofteawitharefugee.com /

28 min later 137019051 Anonymous
>>137018805 Haha my gran is a Campbell

28 min later 137019068 Anonymous (1609359652045.jpg 540x960 128kB)
molests in your thread

28 min later 137019075 Anonymous
>>137019019 And I never will.

28 min later 137019076 Anonymous
cannot bring myself to desperately list out all the reasons why i'm worthy of toiling for this company when i know i'm gonna get completely ignored

29 min later 137019092 Anonymous
>>137019051 yer grans a fat fukin ride* *scottish twitter comedy feel free to use

29 min later 137019110 Anonymous (sol-campbell--lors-d-un-match-de-premier-league-avec-arsenal--afp[1].jpg 620x453 47kB)
>>137018805 >being less than honourable Yeah

29 min later 137019134 Anonymous
>>137018910 no im saying catholic paedophiles ar ejust jews in dresses

30 min later 137019144 Anonymous
Generally hate the scots, except the toilfu who is scottish.

30 min later 137019151 Anonymous
>>137019076 probably best I'd just ignore it as you saud

30 min later 137019190 Anonymous
>>137019019 wtf is that flag on the left

31 min later 137019195 Anonymous
There is a whole ritual related to anal penetration through the narrow door that opens on the labyrinth (in the man, the intestine). In Tantric Yoga, the center of Ganesha, the guardian of the gates, is in the region of the rectum. The male organ, if it penetrates directly into the zone of the coiled energy (Kundalini), can allow to awaken it brutally and to cause states of illumination and sudden perception of transcendent realities. This is why this act can play an important role in initiation. "This explains a rite of male initiation, widespread among primitive peoples, though rarely reported by Western observers ..., in which adult male insiders have sex in the anus with novices ... The custom of this kind can be very much at the basis of the homosexual eroticism encouraged so strongly by the Greeks in the classical period. This act is one of the accusations made against the Dionysian organizations by their detractors, and against certain initiatory groups in the Christian and Islamic world

31 min later 137019206 Anonymous
>>137019144 Funnily enough I generally hate pakis, except the toilfu who is a paki.

31 min later 137019224 Anonymous
>>137019144 I generally hate you too going to make a funny twitter post now because of you

31 min later 137019225 Anonymous
>>137019134 i see. you might have a point then

31 min later 137019230 Anonymous
why is non one posting pics of that sexy gigantic arsed trap from earlier? A DISCRACE i say!

31 min later 137019236 Anonymous
bleaching my bumhole

32 min later 137019305 Anonymous
This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

32 min later 137019312 Anonymous
>>137019190 Eritrea

33 min later 137019327 Anonymous
King Charles was a bit shit tbph

33 min later 137019359 Anonymous
>>137018798 Not really.

34 min later 137019388 Anonymous
david attenborough can fuck off

34 min later 137019401 Anonymous
>>137019388 leftypol won't like this post one bit

34 min later 137019402 Anonymous (qx04zvluhd861.jpg 480x507 30kB)
>fitbaw

34 min later 137019416 Anonymous
>>137019327 Which one

34 min later 137019435 Anonymous
toilfu has broken the covid restrictions on gatherings (at least) 4 times in the past 2 weeks

35 min later 137019449 Anonymous
>>137019230 you will never be a woman.

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which betting app is the best?

36 min later 137019521 Anonymous
>>137019402 >fitbaw do they think up the most retarded way to write something? who the fuck pronounces it fitbaw

36 min later 137019535 Anonymous (50qgmoqz74861.jpg 640x417 26kB)
looool I think we can ALL relate to this particular situation!

36 min later 137019552 Anonymous
>>137019521 bawbag

37 min later 137019562 Anonymous
>>137019498 leftypol passing this by then having a stroke at the sight of peterson's book

37 min later 137019570 Anonymous
>>137019521 a dae

37 min later 137019575 Anonymous
I'm 30 years old and only earn 18k in customer service role. Luckily I have a missus and our combined income means I'm fairly comfortable. I dont give a shit about toiling or money really, just get depressed that I don't do anything fulfilling or enjoy what I do. Its also too late to escape.

37 min later 137019579 Anonymous
>>137019498 f*ckin epic!

38 min later 137019622 Anonymous
>>137019521 DON'T disparage the fine scots leid it IS a legitimate language

38 min later 137019626 Anonymous
Half the planet has listened `Ed Sheeran - Shape of You` song (5.1 billion views)

38 min later 137019642 Anonymous (1584155120008.jpg 523x412 28kB)
alri

38 min later 137019649 Anonymous
quite tempted to drink but my body is in tatters from the past fortnight of drinking and toil is on the morrow

39 min later 137019664 Anonymous
going to play some balleig with the lads

39 min later 137019665 Anonymous
>>137019402 >>137019535 Ha ha .. What are they like .. Relatable anecdotes typed in the Scotch language .. Cracks me up ..

39 min later 137019666 Anonymous
>>137019535 I am a virgin

39 min later 137019701 Anonymous
>>137019535 Funny scottish man here feel free to reply to me and I'll say it back to you in funny scots, impress your friends and family with our funny way of talking and spelling

39 min later 137019702 Anonymous
>>137019359 yeah really

39 min later 137019706 Anonymous
I don’t understand the scotts half the time when they speak. Couldn’t imagine being in a pub full of them

40 min later 137019712 Anonymous
alistair posting jock shaggers' tweets again mate...

40 min later 137019724 Anonymous
>>137019535 Want to slap each and every scotchcuck after reading dogshit like this

40 min later 137019726 Anonymous
>>137019626 all me

40 min later 137019730 Anonymous
>>137019649 I'm drinking I don't feel anything. (but not in a good way)

40 min later 137019734 Anonymous
>>137019626 5 billion of those views are mine

40 min later 137019747 Anonymous
>>137019701 How do you say "I went to the shops and picked up a pizza and 4 pack of stella"

40 min later 137019759 Anonymous
shut it you dirty spearchucker

41 min later 137019763 Anonymous
>>137019701 Im so lonely and alone it's left me bitter and twisted

41 min later 137019778 Anonymous
>>137019724 as if yer wee english noodle airms cood recht ma heid ya bawbag

41 min later 137019791 Anonymous
choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pE LxwTp7gk

42 min later 137019819 Anonymous
>>137019759 awful way to address your mum

42 min later 137019827 Anonymous
>>137019747 a wen tae the shoaps an picked up a pizza n a fare pack a stella

42 min later 137019833 Anonymous
>>137019626 And yet only 2.9 million people have watched "The Price is Right, Extended Theme". Really says a lot about our society's priorities.

42 min later 137019837 Anonymous
>>137018805 why are scots so drawn to reddit

42 min later 137019856 Anonymous
>>137019827 LOOOOOOOL

42 min later 137019863 Anonymous
>>137019827 >picked not pict shite

43 min later 137019894 Anonymous
>>137019763 am sae lanely n alane its lef me aw bitter n twisted

43 min later 137019914 Anonymous
brave sons of scotland

44 min later 137019935 Anonymous
>>137018440 this one would still be funny without the accent tbf

44 min later 137019937 Anonymous (1609468306704.png 1054x750 360kB)
Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

44 min later 137019941 Anonymous
scotland? ye i've seen braveheart. what of it?

44 min later 137019947 Anonymous
>>137019863 nae refunds ya dobber

44 min later 137019967 Anonymous
>>137019914 brave peoples of scotland* we aent haven any non-inclusive taelk n the igh cuntrey

44 min later 137019975 Anonymous
>Scotland's national identity is speaking in meme language Oh my days

44 min later 137019976 Anonymous
SCOOOOT LAAAAAAAND FEREVERRRRRR

44 min later 137019978 Anonymous
>>137019837 Because they're the most reddit country in the world second only to Canada

45 min later 137019992 Anonymous
hope i die soon

45 min later 137019997 Anonymous
anyone elses mother a chronic whinger? love her and all but living back home over the christmas break highlightes how much complaning and nagging she does over fuck all dont know how da takes it

45 min later 137020002 Anonymous
aff me fucken nut

45 min later 137020011 Anonymous
Hate toil Want to make youtube money but don't have anything to make videos about Want to make twitch money but I'm pretty shit at video games Is there any escape?

45 min later 137020013 Anonymous
>>137019978 The whole UK is very reddit sunshine

45 min later 137020017 Anonymous
"He was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of courage and ruthlessness; he was sorry about his cold-bloodedness, his dispassion, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted killing Jesse, that he missed the man as much as anybody and wished his murder hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated his saloon he knew that the smiles disappeared when he passed by. He received so many menacing letters that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his apartment all day, flipping over playing cards, looking at his destiny in every King and Jack. Edward O'Kelly came up from Bachelor at one P.M. on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Robert Ford. Edward O'Kelly would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the Colorado Penitentiary for second degree murder. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for O'Kelly's release, and in 1902, Governor James B. Ullman would pardon the man. There would be no eulogies for Bob, no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five cents to stand in the rooms he grew up in. The shotgun would ignite, and Ella Mae would scream, but Robert Ford would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words."

45 min later 137020018 Anonymous
obsessed wae us.

45 min later 137020021 Anonymous
>>137019967 no one says the high country you'd be spotted out quickly trying to steal our humour

46 min later 137020052 Anonymous
>>137019402 that boyle sure is a card!

46 min later 137020058 Anonymous
>>137020011 start streaming and use /brit/ gimmicks to impress the plebs

46 min later 137020065 Anonymous
Watching A Shock To The System with Michael Caine in. Kino film, really gets the fantasies of a man subjected to toil

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>>137019575 Money isn't everything. I've got a sister with 7m comfort breaks to go to the toilet. Minimum wage will increase, so you could leave and just work in a supermarket. At least you are not on the phones. But how much did you try? To get a better job.

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>>137020018 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/ scottish-news/scots-v-english-accen ts-couple-22309744

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my schizo theory: some lad's mum is shagging a jock and so he resolves to shit up the thread to cope

47 min later 137020109 Anonymous
>>137019937 Bittersweet

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>>137019019 Pretty sure that's Tuilagi on the left and he plays rugby for England.

47 min later 137020122 Anonymous
watching a dragons den episode from 2018 on the tellybox

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>>137020073 ha ha they don't know what haud yer wheesht means nobody tell them thats our funny saying

47 min later 137020133 Anonymous
used to make conspiracy and /x/-related videos on my old youtube account and they actually racked up a serious amount of viewers. one had well over 500k and a few others not too far behind and that was when that still actually meant something on there too they were complete trash of course and only really used them as a vehicle for my ambient choons I was making att but I guess in retrospect I did good channel got deleted in the end after posting a south park clip I think

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>>137019978 I'd say it goes NZ > Scotland > Canada in terms of Redditness

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>>137020017 The Shagging of Jesse James by the Shagger Robert Ford

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>>137020121 LOOOOL

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I had real hopes of a permanent move to Spain in 18 months time. Retire a little early and find a warm climate for my aching bones. Health reasons were the key but to be honest I find Britain broken at the moment with little hope for improvement. The debate on Brexit showed the deep rooted unkind nature of too many people and a horrible I’m alright stuff anyone else culture. Demonisation of foreigners, despite the clear evidence they added significantly to the economy, rounding on so called scrounges (there by the grace of God), slagging off single mums and the sick - I think the country and this and the previous message board showed a horrible underbelly during and post Brexit. I thought a Corbyn government could make us care a bit more again (wouldn’t free Broadband of helped the poorest kids in lockdown this year) but the ugly nasty destruction of him not what he offered ushered in the nastiest government since Thatcher. The Tories will only get worse as nastiness coupled with intolerance and ineptness is a scary mix. Need to see what the EU offer for those still wanting to live and spend our hard earned money in their countries but I see a decade of hard right politics creating an even greater society of haves and have nots. Convinced my kids to get to New Zealand as soon as they can. Farage won

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made a comment on reddit but it got -2 upvotes so I deleted it :p

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Prediction: Scotland will successfully leave the UK and become the new Reddit: The country

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Bangers and mash and a Guinness for supper. Not my best.

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resent the ex gf but can't stop thinking about her been almost a year since it ended don't want anything to do with her but always find her on my mind funny that

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How do they get into these situations??

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>>137020081 i think the truth is we've all got normals on our fb feed who post this banal shite as though it's funny on any level

49 min later 137020238 Anonymous
>>137020197 awa an bile yer heid wae that patter

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FUCK IT putting another £10 on my lotto account

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>>137020214 If anyone needs a quick translation let me know

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>>137020214 Once thought the button on my jeans came off, was bricking myself as I was on my way to toil and would have to deal with it for the entire day. Turns out it just came out of the hole.

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>>137020288 Please mate I'm stumped

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>>137020198 Too much gravy mongboy Probs still pengers

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>>137020198 >6 sausages alri tubby

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dr dirlewanger, im nsdap

52 min later 137020355 Anonymous (1351702596637.jpg 830x676 145kB)
/mu/ was my homeboard some years ago. can't believe the state of it now. k-pop and rap garbage. disgusting.

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>>137020251 What you doing with it?

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>>137020364 >>137020364 >>137020364

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>>137020293 Could you maybe repeat this in Scots?

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>>137020198 >A whole packet of sausages

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>>137020346 he cute

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>>137020355 grim There's only been 4 good boards on 4chan

53 min later 137020437 Anonymous
>>137020332 hello

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deepfaking the imam

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arsehole looks like a plum

53 min later 137020468 Anonymous
>>137020445 the what?!

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>>137020405 >250 posts janny aint gonna like this one bit

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>>137020405 Ffs

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>>137020498 you know what to do

55 min later 137020560 Anonymous
>>137020411 there's 20 sausages in a packet (of 20)

55 min later 137020578 Anonymous
>>137020498 jannies a bawbag mate

56 min later 137020629 Anonymous
>>137020560 povvo

57 min later 137020660 Anonymous
haha been posting in that thread without realising it's only 260 posts what am I like

57 min later 137020699 Anonymous
dont think ill post in that early thread

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>>137020330 That gravy soon gets mopped up. Yeah it's tasty as well because I added oregano and black pepper to the gravy.

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>>137020473 this lil nigga is based

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>>137019702 You dislike the term because it identifies your class precisely.

59 min later 137020777 Anonymous
>>137020715 Put a sausage up yer arse

1 hours later 137020839 Anonymous
Post pics of your pets, lads.

1 hours later 137021059 Anonymous
*does one*

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Mumberg has gone vegan, which effectively means I have too.

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>>137017464 How’d you do that lad

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swear every post i've done today has gotten dubs

1 hours later 137022994 Anonymous
go on janny, you know you want to

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welcome back you dirty animals i've been waiting for you

1 hours later 137023326 Anonymous
@137021370 heard you the first time

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>>137017698 Would you want a chance with a lass like that? Probably a good reason why Andrew bucked and chucked her.

1 hours later 137023470 Anonymous
>>137023349 >bucked autocorrect get you there?

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this is still the official thread btw

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>>137023470 Fucking hell are you retarded?

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>>137023532 >>137023532

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yeah frozen sausages and that

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babumpump

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>>137023898 yes

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>>137024604 janny humiliated devastated and destroyed

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rape me

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