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2020-12-31 08:19 136789761 Anonymous I have invented a game /in/ (turkish-flag-871282057874rayG.jpg 615x410 41kB)
Whenever I see this flag on /int/, I play a little game in my head that I call WHGLA, an acronym for "Who He Gunna LARP As" and then give each LARP categroy a point for that particular LARPer to see which category wins at the end of each month
The scores in December 2020 are as such:
Mongol/Tatar: 17 points
Chinese/Japanese/Korean : 11 points
Black : 8 points
Non-Balkan European : 5 points
White : 5 points
Arab : 5 points
Balkan European : 3 points
Jewish : 2 points
Hittite : 1 point
Amerindian : 1 point
You should start documenting instances of Turkish identity crisis and insecurities on /int/ as well so we can all play this fun, family-friendly game together in the future.
1 min later 136789794 Anonymous
>>136789761
im the Afshar exile, what am i in this chart
1 min later 136789813 Anonymous
>>136789761
The rules are simple, a turkish flag must implicitly or explicitly claim ancestry from a different people, current or historical.
>Implicitly: turkflag when replying to a Spanish flag and referring to the Arabian conquest of Iberia says something like "we ruled over you for five centuries abdul, bow before your masters", this will be a point to Arabs and NOT to Spain.
Another form of implicit LARPing is when a turkflag calls an Arab or Pakistani or Indian or South American flag things like "brown manlet" or "shitskin", whereby implying he's anything but, and implicitly LARPing as white and tall and ect...
>explicitly: turkflag starts a thread with an image of a Mongolian Throat singer with the comment "tfw I can't
go hunting and raiding with my tribesmen in current year". Needless to say, this will be a point for the Mongols category.
Reverse LARP counts as well: this is when a turkflag instead of claiming TO BE of another people, claims another people as HIS OWN, for example:
>everyone knows that Sumerians were turkish
>Alexander the great was a cypriot turk
This will be considered a point to the subjective nation.
2 min later 136789834 Anonymous (IMG_1590527878291.jpg 1080x749 103kB)
>>136789761
But we're all of these especially BLACK, add a point to every category for me
3 min later 136789853 Anonymous
>>136789794
Turkflags themselves can participate and in fact determine the results of this game by picking their favorite LARP-of-the-day.
7 min later 136789944 Anonymous (50695c5c2c53c4423366364f1e69e6a73594b6ef.jpg 1171x936 84kB)
I'm honorary brazilian
9 min later 136789994 Anonymous
>>136789761
LMAOOOOO
10 min later 136790007 Anonymous
Posting in a legendary thread
12 min later 136790055 Anonymous
>>136789761
I expected black to have more points because of KARA BOGA
12 min later 136790075 Anonymous
>>136789761
WHGLA is a fine game to play. Why do think WHGLA is so common for Turks but not so other countries, even more than afro-centric we wuz kangz people.
13 min later 136790086 Anonymous
turks are clearly latinx
15 min later 136790152 Anonymous
>>136789761
Cheat mode : using a turkish proxy, start a thread with an image of nation x and call them Turkish, such threads usually get dozens of replies from actual turkflags affirming or denying the claim and battling one another.
Posting an image of your favorite candidate nation with such a message is bound to tilt the results in your favor.
Needless to say that such sneaky and mean-spirited psychological manipulations go against the spirit of Fairplay and results from these bait threads must not be included in the final counting/crowning ceremony.
22 min later 136790325 Anonymous
This needs to be a sticky
28 min later 136790506 Anonymous
Probably butthurt Iranian thread but still quality
30 min later 136790571 Anonymous
>>136789761
Based
Why are Turks like this
31 min later 136790582 Anonymous
>>136790506
He's defending your country in another thread
What's butthurt about this? It's a fun thread
39 min later 136790767 Anonymous
>>136789813
>Another form of implicit LARPing is when a turkflag calls an Arab or Pakistani or Indian or South American flag things like "brown manlet" or "shitskin", whereby implying he's anything but, and implicitly LARPing as white and tall and ect...
Amendment to this : sometimes it's not clear what the turkflag is LARPing as, for example he may call you "lil dik chinklet", or "cucky white boi", or "smelly brownshit", it's not clear what he's claiming to be in these instances so the player has the liberty to assign his own preferred category.
Or he may reply to a japanflag with "indeed my Samurai brother", is he merely expressing affinity for the Japanese or is he claiming actual kinship with the Japanese? In such instances you may attempt to clarify the turkflag's true intentions by attacking him or mocking him, but do so in moderation because he may attack you instead of clarifying his statement.
46 min later 136790915 Anonymous (erdogan.jpg 873x915 75kB)
>>136789813
>>136789761
Really good idea we also need an American version
47 min later 136790940 Anonymous
Topkek
59 min later 136791242 Anonymous
>>136789761
samefag
1 hours later 136791320 Anonymous
>>136791124
Nah, I prefer this game to be played only amongst the few who are initiated with the ways of the turk instead of many plebs, lest the turkflag not become self conscious and stop expressing himself as liberally. I will make regular threads at the end of each month and players can post the results as they have been gathered and accumulated for the top nation. In order for you to win you must make a prediction for the next month's crown nation and screencap it with the date visible.
My prediction for January 2021 is "Black".
1 hours later 136791487 Anonymous
>>136789761
>White : 5 points
Is it really that low. I expected more from t#rks
1 hours later 136791610 Anonymous
how are you so sure that it isn't banter or bait? you have proofs?
1 hours later 136791615 Anonymous
>>136791487
Keep in mind that I have kept Balkans, Whites and Europeans as separate categories. White was scored when a turkflag insulted others by claiming to be "whiter" than them without any specifications, in one instance for example a turkflag replied to an Argentinian that "my shit is whiter than you".
1 hours later 136791644 Anonymous
>>136789761
Autism
1 hours later 136791647 Anonymous (1603631456411.jpg 672x471 42kB)
>>136791615
>insult Amerishart with whiter than you
>that counts as white-larping
okay retard
1 hours later 136791829 Anonymous
>>136791647
>>136791647
Not quite, the turkflag's reply was to the Argentine's initial objection doubting the OP's claims about a particularly blond looking turkish woman's picture posted with the quote "TURKISH WOMEN LOOK LIKE THIS?", to which the Argentine objected rudely and said that Turks do not look white and so on, which then prompted the turkflag to chime in and affirm that he indeed agrees with OP's implied claim to be white.
I assure you that I take the integrity of these results very seriously.
1 hours later 136791893 Anonymous
>>136789761
No Romans? Turks LARP as them as well.
1 hours later 136791953 Anonymous
>>136791829
maybe a screencap of all the posts would be a nice idea. the monthly /int/ thing is actually pretty neat if you ask me
>>136791893
we are romans faggot
1 hours later 136792115 Anonymous (file.png 1182x360 209kB)
fresh from the oven, Anatolian Greek mutt larping as a Mongolian
1 hours later 136792183 Anonymous
kek
1 hours later 136792196 Anonymous
>>136792115
God, i hate Turks.
1 hours later 136792205 Anonymous
Based Persian Kurd
1 hours later 136792358 Anonymous (1597273674938.png 785x757 25kB)
maybe it's time to play how many faggots seethe today because of us
1 hours later 136792398 Anonymous
>>136791893
We are already romans
1 hours later 136792410 Anonymous
>>136792196
Based
2 hours later 136794198 Anonymous
epic thread
2 hours later 136794431 Anonymous (dublin-racist-girls.jpg 2957x1478 345kB)
chichano here. i have teenage femdom fetish.
2 hours later 136794781 Anonymous (maid pub.jpg 338x450 48kB)
>>136789761
I am a real Japanese Takashi, not weeb tourist John, nor English teacher Tom, nor Sgt. Ramirez
3 hours later 136795257 Anonymous
Add +1 to the hittite. I will resurrect our empire of ANATOLIAN NATIVES
3 hours later 136795586 Anonymous
i am the only turkish poster here
every post under turkey flag was made by me
3 hours later 136795650 Anonymous (1594410583663.jpg 790x645 193kB)
>>136789761
>>136789813
Sounds like a pretty fun game, my Iranian brother. I think it would be a good idea to save screenshots of those particular posts as well, so that we can compile them all at the end of the month. It would also serve as proof for the points given.
3 hours later 136796175 Anonymous
do diaspora count because i just told my wife ill fuck her best friend if she doesnt give me anal
im sure that counts for the BLACK category
3 hours later 136796375 Anonymous
>>136796175
just received word she's now letting me do anal
W
3 hours later 136796378 Anonymous
>>136789761
Where’s the “greek” LARP?
3 hours later 136796628 Anonymous
>>136791893
thats not larp
3 hours later 136797674 Anonymous (20143636.jpg 400x400 73kB)
>>136789761
>>136789813
4 hours later 136797832 Anonymous
>>136790571
because theyre greek and the greeks are like that
4 hours later 136797964 Anonymous
>>136796378
>>136797832
here
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