4chan archive /int/ (index)
similar threads
2020-12-30 09:47 136726305 Anonymous (https___specials-images.forbesimg.com_imageserve_5bb22ae84bbe6f67d2e82e05_0x0.jpg_background=000000&cropX1=560&cropX2=1783&cropY1=231&cropY2=1455.jpg 416x416 17kB)
What would you do if you had the same amount of money as Jeff Bezos?

1 min later 136726336 Anonymous
>>136726305 buy a sex slave and get blackmailed by CIA

1 min later 136726341 Anonymous
>>136726305 All that money in the world, he can get any woman he wants, but he settles for a mexican? I don't get it.

2 min later 136726358 Anonymous
buy 4channel and delete it

2 min later 136726366 Anonymous
Finance a militia to kill all the niggers, chinks, jews and shitskins

2 min later 136726370 Anonymous
>>136726305 I'd probably be murdered for the money

3 min later 136726383 Anonymous
>>136726305 redistribute my money

3 min later 136726390 Anonymous
>>136726305 I'd create a virus to kill the germans and africans.

3 min later 136726407 Anonymous
probably cartoon villain shit like planning to nuke the entire planet for fun or burning down rainforests

4 min later 136726415 Anonymous
>>136726390 Kek based

4 min later 136726423 Anonymous
Influence politics

6 min later 136726465 Anonymous
>>136726366 based

7 min later 136726486 Anonymous
>>136726383 poorfag detected

7 min later 136726490 Anonymous
>>136726305 give me a ton of money

7 min later 136726509 Anonymous
two chicks at the same time

8 min later 136726532 Anonymous
>>136726305 Buy some beer, I think

10 min later 136726587 Anonymous
>>136726305 Pay for an army to conquer Madagascar and turn it into a 1st world country with me as King.

12 min later 136726608 Anonymous (o7qm6yizs9651.jpg 727x550 82kB)
morrowind 2

13 min later 136726636 Anonymous
>>136726305 buy my whole city

13 min later 136726641 Anonymous
I'd shoot Jeff Bezos 40,000,000,000 times.

14 min later 136726656 Anonymous
>>136726341 It's called love, not sex-driven primitive instincts.

14 min later 136726662 Anonymous
>>136726636 also kick out everyone from their homes

14 min later 136726663 Anonymous
make a gun manufacturing company influencing saudi to start proxy wars in shithole countries sell guns to all sides of these wars profit while also advancing the political infulence of my count ree

15 min later 136726680 Anonymous
>>136726305 Actually go into space.

15 min later 136726695 Anonymous
>>136726656 billionaires don't have emotions

15 min later 136726696 Anonymous
use it to expand my businesses and make more money then build a space elevator

15 min later 136726698 Anonymous
I would invite all kinds of people and make a new community with a new language in some very very remote part in the world. We would farm our own food and have our own solar powered electrical motors and pumps. It would be like a community-ish monastic order.

16 min later 136726722 Anonymous
Have surgery to make myself look like Johnny Sins and found a clinic for young women, where I cure the patients by fucking them.

17 min later 136726752 Anonymous
>>136726305 I would make myself beautiful through plastic surgery, but with the amount of power and fuck you money Bezos has, you unironically just bee urself

19 min later 136726808 Anonymous
do the same shit I always do except I would live in a giant house. I'd also go on more flights to different places using first class. I'd also invest a shit ton of the money into stocks

19 min later 136726809 Anonymous
>>136726663 ARAMCO and its princes are wealthier than bezos, why dont they do that

20 min later 136726835 Anonymous
buy a comfy mansion and get high until I kill myself with drugs

20 min later 136726850 Anonymous (147690-women-vashperado-belly-artwork-anime-video_games-88_Girl-drawing-futuristic-space-space_station-colorful-anime_girls-PlayStation_3-Space_Invaders-spaceship-zero_gravity-cockpit-controllers-748x421.jpg 748x421 61kB)
>>136726305 become a space neet

21 min later 136726887 Anonymous
>>136726809 boomers who are in a place of power here never take risks they are dumb and only got to that position becasue they are in the royal family they are content with being as rich as they are and want to keep being like that with the least amount of effort

21 min later 136726892 Anonymous
>>136726808 >invest all that money into stocks wait until you find out where 99% of his money is right now

23 min later 136726942 Anonymous
>>136726892 I thought we were basing this on if we had the $200 billion or whatever it is at our disposal

24 min later 136726952 Anonymous
Start playing totally pay to win videogames and wreck some noobs.

28 min later 136727061 Anonymous
>>136726305 Sex sex sex

28 min later 136727079 Anonymous
>>136726305 heroin

31 min later 136727151 Anonymous
>>136726305 Go full Soros with the money, except I would shill for the removal of Slavs and Jews.

35 min later 136727263 Anonymous
>>136726850 >browsing 4chan with a controller W-W-WHAT!!!???!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??? I kneel........

36 min later 136727290 Anonymous (172-1723337_jeff-bezos-face-jeff-bezos-black-and-white.png 589x751 361kB)
>>136726305 56 different hot models. On 2 hour shifts each. A different one every 2 hours. On a 7-day rotation. Sucking my dick and licking my asshole. 8 different women, 4 sucking dick, 4 licking asshole. Each doing it for 2 hours a week. Getting dick sucked and asshole licked for 8 hours a day. Each of them would get paid $10,000 per hour. They'd earn $20,000 a week. They'd each earn $1 million a year for 104 hours of work. I'd end up paying $56M for getting my dick sucked and asshole licked by 56 different women over the course of a year. That's almost 6,000 hours of getting my dick sucked and asshole licked for $56M.

39 min later 136727383 Anonymous
>>136727290 Thats a win-win-win situation

41 min later 136727448 Anonymous
sex sex sex buy the media become the patron of my fc build an architectural landmark sex sex sex

42 min later 136727475 Anonymous
>>136726663 your country already funds proxy wars by funding wahhabis

42 min later 136727486 Anonymous
Would a woman really want to have sex with me even though I have $191,000,000,000? Am I still going to be a sexless virgin with that much money? I don't feel like that's enough.

43 min later 136727537 Anonymous
>>136726305 Create a utopia.

44 min later 136727560 Anonymous (1559071654213.webm 800x450 2774kB)
>>136727263

45 min later 136727590 Anonymous
>>136727475 yes but we arent as smart as israelis and americans and russians who are constantly making money by these wars

45 min later 136727604 Anonymous
>>136727486 just say you'll pay her and then you dress her in cosplay clothes while fucking her

58 min later 136727958 Anonymous
>>136726341 His wife is just for public appearances, he actually does this >>136727290

1 hours later 136727996 Anonymous
>>136726305 Buy government and be a dictator

1 hours later 136728054 Anonymous
>>136726486 i didn't say to whom though

1 hours later 136728102 Anonymous
Fuck with whatever investment /biz/ is looking at

1 hours later 136728465 Anonymous
>>136726305 I'd want to help as many people as possible. Especially in really shit 3rd world countries But I'd probably get murdered for that

1 hours later 136728548 Anonymous
>>136728465 Same, I'd invest heavily in Latin America's development to stave off immigration and hold off Chinese global domination.

1 hours later 136728874 Anonymous
>>136726305 would buy every single small protestant temples in my city and build a church there with a SSPX priest

1 hours later 136728925 Anonymous
>>136727475 and? he wants to get in the business himself

1 hours later 136728939 Anonymous
>>136726305 Hair transplant

1 hours later 136729014 Anonymous (1590621443186.png 396x385 141kB)
>>136728102

2 hours later 136730464 Anonymous (file.png 1280x932 2249kB)
>>136726305

2 hours later 136730828 Anonymous (when a rich guy is done with a whore no sound.webm 640x352 2666kB)
Buy a few hundred acres of land up north, work the land and grow vegetables, raise chickens and goats, and fly in whores from around the world to fuck and send them back to the city in my helicopter.

2 hours later 136730973 Anonymous (file.png 299x168 142kB)
get a hot trophy wife

2 hours later 136731008 Anonymous
>>136726305 Use it to fund a communist world revolution and use Amazon as the seed for the future central planning and distributing network

2 hours later 136731102 Anonymous
>>136730973 I didn't know they gave out 4th place trophies.

2 hours later 136731115 Anonymous
>>136727290 Once you have sex two or three times a day you get bored of it

2 hours later 136731180 Anonymous
>>136726305 Buy a huge castle, build a big defensive wall around it, put most of it in a trust fund, continue to waste my life in neetdom and bash vidya all my life

2 hours later 136731245 Anonymous
>>136726305 Heavily invest into research to extend human lifespan biologically, and keep it for a select few

2 hours later 136731305 Anonymous
>>136730973 even as a billionaire no amount of wealth can subsidize such abhorrent ugliness

2 hours later 136731363 Anonymous (Lauren-Sanchez-Sexy-TheFappeningBlog.com-2-1.jpg 851x1280 133kB)
>>136730973 >>136731102 She ruined her face with all that plastic surgery

2 hours later 136731620 Anonymous
revamp the ugly/old buildings in my city and visit my /int/ bros around the world.

2 hours later 136732335 Anonymous
fund an /incel/ paramilitary movement across the globe

3 hours later 136732450 Anonymous
Probably buy multiple high class escorts and fuck their brains out. Also I would buy a villa.

3 hours later 136732456 Anonymous
Finance global politics and paramilitary groups to suit my agenda and plot to take over the world. Also build a giant robot. If I fail then I can make a last stand in the robot

3 hours later 136732521 Anonymous
>>136732450 But I would become scared of stds over time, so I would soon rather get a blonde model type hot gold digger girl and fuck her until I get bored of her. Then the next.

3 hours later 136732767 Anonymous
>>136726305 Give my friends and family sufficient money to live the rest of their lives without needing to work. Then, I'd go back to school.

3 hours later 136732826 Anonymous
Make more money, so i can built my Mars base like Elon Musk. Bezo's current wealth is not enough. This might be the next step to the ultimate goal of astronautics: Extraterrestial mining.

3 hours later 136732997 Anonymous
>>136728465 basically this, help poor people

3 hours later 136733472 Anonymous
>>136726305 I would buy some small tropical island country and declare myself emperor. I would change the culture into something combining Mayan and ancient Chinese cultures, especially the architecture, and make it into a paradise.

3 hours later 136733499 Anonymous
>Buy a private island >Set up a military base >Hire a few sf guys to train neets i recruit from here >Recruit prostitutes to fuck the neets >Neets get paid in gf >Gfs get paid in safe shelter and food >I get paid in a private army >Buy equipment >invade a weak third world country to set up the beginnings of my empire

3 hours later 136734001 Anonymous (ContinuesLight.jpg 310x238 28kB)
>>136726305 I would donate 50% to the Sri Sathya Sai International Organization. https://sathyasai.org/ And the other half I would use to help people directly myself.

3 hours later 136735003 Anonymous (1589103752129.jpg 498x558 191kB)
>>136726608 >half of the budget is spent on drugs for kirkbride

4 hours later 136737174 Anonymous
negotiate with the government to set up my own autonomous region in the country in some island or coastal area

4 hours later 136737435 Anonymous
>>136726305 buy a twink harem

4 hours later 136737486 Anonymous
>>136726305 travel, live fancy, eat fancy, fuck women and play video games

5 hours later 136738282 Anonymous
>>136726305 Bought a shit hole third world country for my self and declare my self king.

1.166 0.102