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2020-12-25 01:59 136439712 Anonymous (1586677858512.png 550x535 202kB)
>Its a schizo uncle rambles about the government during christmas dinner episode Does this happen in your country?

4 min later 136439887 Anonymous
>>136439712 No, because the government doesn't allow big groups of people to gather, so we have an excuse to filter those guys

5 min later 136439919 Anonymous
Nope, my uncle is the most laid back person in existence

5 min later 136439933 Anonymous
>>136439712 yeah but it's usually everyone in my family including me

5 min later 136439960 Anonymous
Nope, I don't have any contact with the rest of my family besides sister and both parents.

6 min later 136439986 Anonymous
I think my sister in law is Jewish

7 min later 136440012 Anonymous
>>136439712 >it's a schizo I bet he posts on int

7 min later 136440014 Anonymous (CD3988F0-FAD2-450B-AB72-F161A372CB87.jpg 471x388 44kB)
>>136439712 I’m banned from going to any family gatherings bc my sisters got a half black kid and i’m a massive racist. I wish it wasn’t true

7 min later 136440043 Anonymous
>>136440014 story NOW

8 min later 136440061 Anonymous (64afb8b27e0711907863d26dcb8249d4___graf_zeppelin_and_graf_zeppelin_azur_lane_drawn_by_ljpwow__64afb8b27e0711907863d26dcb8249d4_1girl arm up bangs black swimsuit blue sky breasts clothing.jpg 999x1414 158kB)
>>136439712

9 min later 136440097 Anonymous (call for you anon.png 376x676 138kB)
>>136440014

9 min later 136440112 Anonymous (1564645529161.png 360x360 186kB)
>>136440014 I'm guessing the kid's father does not attend either

9 min later 136440124 Anonymous
>>136440014 what do they tell the kid to explian his uncle's absence

9 min later 136440126 Anonymous
>>136440014 Kek

9 min later 136440128 Anonymous
>>136440043 too long, I’m only racist in real life and not on the internet

9 min later 136440133 Anonymous
>>136439712 i'm that uncle lmoa

10 min later 136440156 Anonymous
>>136439712 >Does this happen in your country? Every single fucking time

13 min later 136440276 Anonymous
>>136439712 >>136439933 >>136440156 Explain what they ramble about, here they ramble about Spain oppressing us and about the independentist parties that aren't the one they specifically vote.

15 min later 136440350 Anonymous
>>136439712 If your uncle is schizo it's possible you have schizo genes in you too

15 min later 136440382 Anonymous
>>136440156 Was it a Chega talk?

17 min later 136440426 Anonymous
Maybe you should listen to him for once

19 min later 136440528 Anonymous
>>136440350 Yeah in 10 years I will probably BE that uncle

20 min later 136440568 Anonymous
>>136439712 this is a year of duh corona virus. people have a right to be upset and talk about it. you germans don't like topic that is just barely uncomfortable. yet i'm sure you agree with sodomy and things of that nature

22 min later 136440643 Anonymous
>>136440014 Is she single now?

22 min later 136440663 Anonymous (1550258674441.jpg 750x500 398kB)
>>136440128 >I'm only racist in real life and not on the internet

23 min later 136440714 Anonymous
>>136440663 Check his flag, don't they get swatted for butter knives and the n word?

24 min later 136440751 Anonymous
>>136440014 fucking kek

24 min later 136440758 Anonymous
>>136440714 Canada isn't that different.

25 min later 136440780 Anonymous
>>136440758 Otherwise it looks top comfy

26 min later 136440825 Anonymous
>>136440014 How old is the kid? Is the father still around?

28 min later 136440890 Anonymous
>>136440097 Being a loser isnt based.

29 min later 136440934 Anonymous
>>136440872 What? Maybe it's not all lost.

50 min later 136441833 Anonymous
>>136439712 yes, i'm the uncle

1 hours later 136442196 Anonymous (_91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f.jpg 976x850 63kB)
>>136439712 sadly not anymore, my schizo uncle killed himself when i was twelve years old. i miss him desu

1 hours later 136442301 Anonymous
>>136440128 Holy based

1 hours later 136442344 Anonymous
>>136439712 No, it's considered rude to talk about politics during a dinner here.

1 hours later 136442449 Anonymous
>>136440128 kek literally the opposite of most people here

1 hours later 136442539 Anonymous
>>136439712 That's me except I got that stage of my life in my early 20s, hoping to progress to full shamanistic gnosis by the time I hit 40.

1 hours later 136442574 Anonymous
>family dinner >immediately start sperging out about how jews control USA and how there's a secret plan to create a new world order >rest of the family joins in because they aren't braindead sheeple >get banned from the restaurant

1 hours later 136442591 Anonymous
>>136439712 im an uncle and i do not

1 hours later 136442644 Anonymous (1608260977142.jpg 695x640 128kB)
my parents are the schizo uncle/aunt

1 hours later 136442759 Anonymous (1574524181354s.jpg 124x121 2kB)
>>136439712 no thats my dad

2 hours later 136445458 Anonymous
>>136439712 your uncle is right German government is shit

2 hours later 136445604 Anonymous
>>136439712 >>Its a BASED uncle rambles about the government during christmas dinner episode ftfy

2 hours later 136446008 Anonymous
>>136440276 Grandfather is a hardcore Socialist Party loyalist, he defends the Goverment unconditionally when PS is in power, and relentlessly criticises the goverment when they are not. Mum is a broader leftist pragmatist, sometimes she votes Left Bloc, sometimes Socialist Party, sometimes Communist Party, she clashes with Grandfather because she disagrees with his partisanship. Dad is leftist like mum, but purely economically, he despises culture war issues and virtue signaling. Uncle is a "Anarcho-Bolshevim"-tier lunatic that doesn't vote, criticises everything, questions the validity of everything, and nobody really knows what the hell he truly believes in. Sister is the generic SJW progressive who gets rilled up over stuff like pronouns n shit. >>136440382 What is a Chega?

2 hours later 136446195 Anonymous
>>136446008 and what are. you

2 hours later 136446322 Anonymous (1561776356423.png 483x470 188kB)
>the meds start kicking in >gramp starts saying dirty jokes and making sexual innuendo >everyone is visibly uncomfortable around the table until my uncle tells him to stfu

2 hours later 136446398 Anonymous
>>136446195 I'd say most similar to dad.

2 hours later 136446445 Anonymous (uysmop020hn41.jpg 395x512 88kB)
>>136439712 I unironically talked about the whole covid pandemic and how it's being used to further perpetual lockowns to destroy the economy, my grandma is redpilled on freemasonry and jews since she grew up in the 30s, you're uncle sounds based

2 hours later 136446642 Anonymous
>>136446008 Sounds like my family except we also have closet conservative wine aunts in my mother's side.

2 hours later 136446663 Anonymous
>>136446398 based

2 hours later 136446741 Anonymous (C529A2E1-74B3-4940-BBD7-A6221306B38C.png 225x225 6kB)
>>136440890 You would know wouldnt you.

2 hours later 136446742 Anonymous
>>136439986 How do you not know?

2 hours later 136446901 Anonymous
>>136442344 thats how it should be everywhere

2 hours later 136446957 Anonymous
>>136439712 My Uncle was quoting bugs bunny episodes and changing the channel to Rocky every time my mom put on the Yule Log.

2 hours later 136447040 Anonymous
>>136440890 He's a winner

2 hours later 136447088 Anonymous
I'm the schizo who talks about conspiracy theories at the dinner table

2 hours later 136447107 Anonymous
>>136442344 It is here as well but in smaller gatherings someone inevitably throws that rule under the bus.

2 hours later 136447133 Anonymous
>>136446008 Mom is a former leftie turned civic nationalist due to workers party and communit party betraying the workers for virtue signalling and goodboy points, shes also christian now Dad was big on workers rights and socialist esque politics, eventually he was fed up with all of that shit, became more skeptic of it all and realised swedes are the only normal people around everybody else has a different mindset, hes not racist though. Eventually he just turned into a viking larper and lots of his workers also have done the same. I had that phase before him though so it doesnt feel strange to me.

2 hours later 136447191 Anonymous
>>136439712 I will be him in a few years

2 hours later 136447223 Anonymous
>>136439712 If I had siblings I'd be him to a certain extent, I'm a depressed alcoholic. Family and friends pretend not to notice that my hands are shaking and that I'm drinking way more than everyone while gradually becoming more depressed and more political as the evening goes on.

2 hours later 136447237 Anonymous
>>136447133 >swedes are the only normal people What sort of retard logic is that

3 hours later 136447560 Anonymous
>>136447237 He probably means that all of their glorious immigrants are retarded muslims.

3 hours later 136447732 Anonymous (1591453993528.jpg 438x707 56kB)
>>136447237 WE

3 hours later 136447998 Anonymous
>>136447237 He is experienced with people from all over the world since he is in charge of lots of workers that have been hired in because of shortage, their mindset and work ethic is way different than swedish people so the job isnt done properly, their values are strange and wont work efficiently the way swedes organise when doing contsructions and what not. Unless they become swedish in mind they can fuck off basically. >>136447560 Oh and yeah he really doesnt like muslims all that much.

3 hours later 136448036 Anonymous
>>136447732 Kek, never thought of this

3 hours later 136448246 Anonymous
>>136447237 And the logic isnt retarded from a swedish point of view, if a swedish mindset is the norm for you, you grew up with it making it normal. Anything that cannot work efficiently with the normal is a problem and should fuck off in his opinion.

3 hours later 136448580 Anonymous
My dads usually goes on long tirades against LGBT and always brings up how gay people ruined Eurovision Song Contest which he used to like 15 years ago. It always make me cringe and feel uncomfortable so I pretend I have to go make a shit.

3 hours later 136448833 Anonymous (1589418384686.jpg 663x496 61kB)
>>136439712 Yes. I am the schizo

3 hours later 136448975 Anonymous
Nah, I say hi to my aunts and uncle when I arrive, then I go to the basement with my cousins and siblings. We come upstairs to eat together and then go back downstair and hang out some more. Not this year obviously....

3 hours later 136449043 Anonymous
>>136448975 Are you 12 year old?

3 hours later 136449161 Anonymous
>>136439712 kek this is me

3 hours later 136449171 Anonymous (periantaikalia.jpg 725x674 99kB)
>>136448833 junkies and doctors can keep their drugs becaus the only mood stabilizer I need is a FRIDAY BEER

4 hours later 136451775 Anonymous
>>136447998 Haven't met a single person who works with muslims with a good opinion about them, as a group. They either dislike all of them or like individuals while they dislike the collective.

4 hours later 136451827 Anonymous
>>136439712 For me it's uber drivers, I've yet to meet one that wasn't an obssessed politics schizo.

4 hours later 136451864 Anonymous
>>136439712 bring dich um opferkind

4 hours later 136451901 Anonymous
>>136439712 We just chill and talk about anecdotes and the shenanigans with each other At least in my family

4 hours later 136451908 Anonymous (1604957480696.jpg 441x319 32kB)
>Father starts texting me about how Corona is a hoax

4 hours later 136451930 Anonymous (videoblocks-a-funny-cat-wearing-a-santa-claus-hat-playing-a-keyboard-or-organ_r20fiki7g_thumbnail-1080_01.png 1920x1080 1077kB)
>dad is beating mom again for fucking up the turkey >he then watches youtube on the TV about construction diggers until he passes out from alcohol >me and mom then watch whatever movie is on tv

4 hours later 136451938 Anonymous
>>136439712 no we all usually get our anti-establishment ramblings out of the way before or after dinner. who has time to talk with food on the table

4 hours later 136452035 Anonymous
>>136440014 Based

4 hours later 136452125 Anonymous (1570203229172.jpg 960x850 38kB)
>>136451908 >i say a million boomers dying at 82 years isn't worth crashing the country >i get called hitler

4 hours later 136452183 Anonymous
>>136448975 We also do it, or kind of. The garage is the smoking spot where we gather to smoke weed before eating. Most of my family don't drink at all, we're mostly pothead

4 hours later 136452187 Anonymous (1590509398513.jpg 822x960 50kB)
>mfw I am banned from family gatherings after beating my cousin over the ownership of the apartment grandma left for us when she died Totally worth it tho

4 hours later 136452225 Anonymous
>>136452187 I didn’t know germans were that feisty

4 hours later 136452310 Anonymous
>>136452187 so who got it?

4 hours later 136452378 Anonymous
>>136440014 Based bong

4 hours later 136452384 Anonymous
>>136452225 >>136452310 We were suppose to sell it and split the money in half but he then tried to squat the property out of me. I told him he should at least buy my part and told me to fuck off. I paid some turks 1 grand each to beat the shit out of him and take his stuff out. I gave him a couple grand and told him to sign the papers and he did.

4 hours later 136452422 Anonymous
>>136452384 Bro wtf, you could have just called the cops on him

4 hours later 136452456 Anonymous
>>136452422 We're not white so the police don't give a shit about us. Why do you think he didn't go to the cops either?

4 hours later 136452476 Anonymous
>>136452456 What are you?

4 hours later 136452485 Anonymous (c9c4bb05a7020d99f60c88fc38aeae11.jpg 320x249 6kB)
> old unmarried distant aunt who had a glass too many starts showing everyone at the table the Christmas-themed porn videos her friends sent her on watsapp > at first is quite funny, but she keeps going on showing another and another and another, no one is stopping her and after 5 minutes were all looking at each other like pic related

4 hours later 136452520 Anonymous
>>136439712 I guess this is me. I always rant against Statism and American imperialism

4 hours later 136452578 Anonymous
>>136452476 Lebanese.

4 hours later 136452625 Anonymous
>>136452485 >tfw no thirsty coomer italian aunt gf

4 hours later 136452633 Anonymous (f8f486f6e010cfed1394d5292aabc819.jpg 474x711 84kB)


5 hours later 136452798 Anonymous
>>136439712 No because he's not my uncle, he's my dad

5 hours later 136452862 Anonymous
>>136439712 This but it's me and eveyone agree with me

5 hours later 136453555 Anonymous
>>136439712 Based

5 hours later 136453599 Anonymous
>>136452862 >I suffer in Switzerland

5 hours later 136453607 Anonymous (pepe listens.png 306x306 74kB)
>>136442449 Really? I'm both.

5 hours later 136453759 Anonymous
>>136453607 >Neither racist online or in real life Great!

5 hours later 136453885 Anonymous
>>136449043 No.

5 hours later 136454097 Anonymous (1606764075197.jpg 235x175 9kB)
>It's that hot cousin of yours keeps flirting on the table episode

5 hours later 136454228 Anonymous
>>136454097 >only female cousin turned into a bald cunt who was homeschooled by schizo auntie into being a bitch Fuck my life

5 hours later 136454256 Anonymous (1606416730749.jpg 593x517 21kB)
I am the family schizo

5 hours later 136454412 Anonymous
>>136452633 >it was never anti-other race >proceeds to gas six million jews

5 hours later 136454574 Anonymous (1262.jpg 159x250 6kB)
>>136442344 >No, it's considered rude to talk about politics during a dinner here.

5 hours later 136454620 Anonymous (wojak death scene.jpg 1722x1722 610kB)
>>136439712 what's it like to have family gatherings? I never went to them because my parents hate my grandparents

5 hours later 136454676 Anonymous
>>136439712 Yes.

5 hours later 136454834 Anonymous
>>136447088 I mean since you're wise enough to understand that's it's not appropriate, why do you still do it?

5 hours later 136454902 Anonymous
>>136439712 Germans can't not be schizo about the government after what happened in Keulen.

5 hours later 136454930 Anonymous
>>136454620 when you're a kid they suck because adults talk about boring adult shit as an adult they suck because there's kids doing stupid kid shit 2/5 do not recommend

5 hours later 136454951 Anonymous
>>136440014 >>136440112 Banter

5 hours later 136454985 Anonymous
>>136454930 Well its cool to meet your family and its soulful and memorable from the daily drag of life

5 hours later 136455033 Anonymous
>>136453599 I already talked about Uncle Ted to them, next time it will be the eternal Hans menace

5 hours later 136455071 Anonymous
>>136446322 What kind of sexual innuendo?

5 hours later 136455089 Anonymous
>>136454930 As a kid you play coop Tony Hawk with your cousins As an adult you get wasted with your family

5 hours later 136455118 Anonymous
>>136448580 Are you the ugly face fag who posts his ass?

5 hours later 136455153 Anonymous
>>136440825 Now we all know the answer to that

5 hours later 136455191 Anonymous
>>136452125 Lol you shouldn't say things everyone is thinking

5 hours later 136455238 Anonymous
>>136452578 *Phoenician

5 hours later 136455287 Anonymous
>>136454097 Really weird to have family giving you bed eyes. Shan't appreciate flirty cousins.

5 hours later 136455335 Anonymous
>>136454620 Fun, family usually has a few interesting people like my lesbian French aunt

5 hours later 136455338 Anonymous
>>136455033 Give us back the alps, you nazi-money narco-launderer fueled scumbags.

5 hours later 136455446 Anonymous
>>136455338 They have never been yours. Why dont you start and lose another World War and take them?

5 hours later 136455447 Anonymous
>>136455338 You lost it fair and square.

5 hours later 136455492 Anonymous
>>136455089 my grandparents didn't have a game console or any toys. we watched king of the hill on tv and were way too young to understand most of it

5 hours later 136455497 Anonymous
>>136455446 Based Neutral Evil Jews.

5 hours later 136455532 Anonymous
>>136446008 Sounds like me and my friends on a night out

5 hours later 136455546 Anonymous
>>136439712 My uncle was taken in custody because he had drunk and thrown with chairs

5 hours later 136455565 Anonymous
>>136455446 That's it, I'm getting the albanians involved in this.

5 hours later 136455635 Anonymous (1427272744835.jpg 932x1042 159kB)
I hate family gatherings of any kind because of my social retardation Usually I just get drunk asap, makes it bearable

6 hours later 136455758 Anonymous
>>136449171 Delet this. You cannot have broken simpson meme.

6 hours later 136455793 Anonymous
>>136455635 beer turns you into a woman

6 hours later 136455851 Anonymous
>>136455492 We brought our own

6 hours later 136456145 Anonymous
It's been years since I've been an active part of Christmas/New Year supper. Bad memories and cringe since childhood so I avoid them most of the time. My role is being the first one to eat and the first one to finish eating so I can smoke a cigarette and then sleep at a silent corner of the house.

6 hours later 136456319 Anonymous
>>136439712 >Does this happen in your country? Simon and i'm that uncle. Y que viva AMLO CHINGADA MADRE

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