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2020-12-25 07:19 136426995 Anonymous /brit/ (1608873221274.webm 1000x563 1878kB)
jiu-jitsu gf edition
0 min later 136426998 Anonymous (LucyApu.png 634x635 679kB)
I love Lucy.
0 min later 136427004 Anonymous
>>136426964 #
I hate american sports but you gotta admit the PL has some boring team names. Repost.
1 min later 136427015 Anonymous
happy kwanza
1 min later 136427024 Anonymous
>>136427004
Names aren't for entertainment.
1 min later 136427026 Anonymous (Catherine.jpg 365x371 12kB)
Catherine
2 min later 136427034 Anonymous
Was in town yesterday and seen a grim amount of ethnics
2 min later 136427039 Anonymous
for me its AFL
2 min later 136427048 Anonymous
>>136427024
Kind of are though
2 min later 136427052 Anonymous
Really into women with bony hands. Reckon it's from the piano lady who taught me when I was little. I'd sit on her lap with the back of my head nestled in her massive bosom while she guided my hands over the keys. I was like 6 but can remember it very vividly.
3 min later 136427053 Anonymous (1597246794504.png 656x527 31kB)
>advertisements on christian youtube music
3 min later 136427070 Anonymous
>>136427048
Genuinely not you headcase.
4 min later 136427078 Anonymous
fed the world
4 min later 136427080 Anonymous
>>136427053
>christian music
>literally every song is about Jesus
They've got the whole bible and two thousand years of christendom to work with, why are they so limited.
4 min later 136427082 Anonymous
>>136427052
I have a massive fetish for women with lots of freckles. My elementary school reading tutor was a ginger. I never even thought of that. Thanks.
4 min later 136427086 Anonymous
>the only person to wish everyone a "Merry Christmas!" on our work group chat is the Muslim intern
kek good lass
4 min later 136427088 Anonymous
>>136427053
A labourer is worthy of his wages
5 min later 136427093 Anonymous (1592369298326.jpg 550x733 88kB)
6 min later 136427112 Anonymous
amazed at how gross women have become over the last ten years
6 min later 136427113 Anonymous
>>136427080
>MUST WORSHIP SPECIAL GOD KING MAN
mental isn't it
missed the whole idea of christianity entirely
6 min later 136427119 Anonymous
>>136427086
Tell her that's not very inclusive and she should say 'happy holidays'
6 min later 136427124 Anonymous
are big road trips a thing in the uk? never heard anyone on brit talking about it. you could cross the country in a few hours surely?
7 min later 136427145 Anonymous
>>136427052
>>136427082
genuinely can't remember anything from before I was like 15
7 min later 136427151 Anonymous (2020-25-12 06_25_42-Window.png 764x128 12kB)
>>136426957
biscuits or something i guess
scathing reviews coming in for bananas
8 min later 136427163 Anonymous
morning de lads
merry christmas and that
8 min later 136427176 Anonymous
>>136427124
cant remember but end to end its like 12-14 hours legally but its hard work. from the middle its 70 mile drive to the coast maximum i think.
8 min later 136427177 Anonymous (1484350991865.jpg 234x271 40kB)
Cheer up lads.
8 min later 136427178 Anonymous
>>136427124
When we go somewhere, it's to go to that specific place and not everywhere inbetween
>>136427113
I think the point of Christianity might be to follow Christ.
8 min later 136427179 Anonymous
Why are there so many nonces on /tv/
8 min later 136427180 Anonymous (tawny port.png 562x200 7kB)
i love when you can tell the review is done by someone actually drunk on the product
9 min later 136427181 Anonymous
>>136427145
how mate? I have memories from when i was a couple of months old
9 min later 136427185 Anonymous
so this is christmas
and what have you.. oh, leaving reviews on the tesco website? that's.. nice.
10 min later 136427202 Anonymous
>>136427181
dunno it's like a blur
maybe wanking rotted my brain
10 min later 136427204 Anonymous (maxresdefault (2).jpg 1280x720 146kB)
>>136427151
>How the hell dare you?
10 min later 136427209 Anonymous
is this the first day of christmas or the 12th?
10 min later 136427213 Anonymous (1608869340013.jpg 799x1024 93kB)
Can't believe this old prick and the disdain he has the movie that made his career. If it wasn't for star wars he'd still be cleaning pools. Hell of an ego for a man that spent his life playing cartoon characters.
10 min later 136427223 Anonymous
>>136427070
You just mad we better than you at sport
11 min later 136427231 Anonymous
>>136427223
>we
11 min later 136427236 Anonymous
>>136427145
My brother is like that and it weirds me the fuck out. I was born in 1994 and I have memories that, from context clues, took place in 98-99.
11 min later 136427238 Anonymous
Corporations love referring to this time as "unprecedented" not because this is the first time global modern society has been disrupted by a pandemic but simply because this is the first time they've needed the government to bail them out over a plague.
Next decade they'll need bailouts over drought and famine.
11 min later 136427240 Anonymous
Doing a hideous beer shit
Merry Christmas to one and all
12 min later 136427251 Anonymous
>>136427231
We dominate the Olympics
12 min later 136427260 Anonymous
>>136427251
>we
13 min later 136427262 Anonymous
>>136427213
He wanted Han to die in Jedi and was pissed he lived and had to act for the entire thing. He was ready to check out after Empire.
13 min later 136427265 Anonymous
>>136427213
nah fair play to him
he had no idea it was going to be so big and define his life
i'm sick of star wars myself after a few hours on /tv/, imagine how he feels
13 min later 136427276 Anonymous
>>136427145
I can remember faces and places very vividly very far back but not events. I don't have an "internal monologue" either, I just thought that was a narrative device.
14 min later 136427292 Anonymous
local police department only allotted $2300 to diversity programs out of a 33 million dollar budget. Bit worried we aren't doing enough
14 min later 136427303 Anonymous
>>136427251
run the 400 do you? discus, mayhaps?
14 min later 136427307 Anonymous
>A man suffered a punctured lung in an assault at a train station after he asked two fellow passengers to put on face masks.
Finally some good news
15 min later 136427311 Anonymous
>>136427260
Coping
15 min later 136427313 Anonymous
even people not being able to remember when they were 3 is weird to me
15 min later 136427316 Anonymous
>>136427311
nice buzzword
15 min later 136427322 Anonymous (1551715913846.gif 500x324 2615kB)
I hope you lot find some happiness this season. I'm trying really hard myself.
16 min later 136427330 Anonymous
business idea: cis women with penises
16 min later 136427336 Anonymous
>>136427303
Yup more than your irrelevant nation
16 min later 136427337 Anonymous
>>136427322
doubt i will
good luck though lad
16 min later 136427341 Anonymous (mw.jpg 1200x1786 365kB)
the tanuki for me
16 min later 136427347 Anonymous
>>136427330
>cis
yeah what is this?
17 min later 136427356 Anonymous (1585611264390.jpg 1200x1200 107kB)
>>136427322
*hugs u*
17 min later 136427357 Anonymous
>>136427336
whats your name lad
17 min later 136427361 Anonymous
>>136427341
Imagine the freak who made this
18 min later 136427362 Anonymous
>>136427336
onya mate keep on hauling your lard the fucking way mate
18 min later 136427367 Anonymous (taste the port.png 560x195 8kB)
>>136427180
tenner says this is the same guy
18 min later 136427377 Anonymous
>>136427357
in your gfs phone as "daddy"
18 min later 136427382 Anonymous (dragonball.gif 498x373 2067kB)
rewatching dragonball (the good one) for christmas
19 min later 136427390 Anonymous
Do you reckon any of those "hacked webcam" porn videos are real? If they're not the girls give a pretty convincing performance
19 min later 136427392 Anonymous
Swear i was born in ‘98 and have vague memories of smoking towers on the television screen and my family members all in shock
19 min later 136427393 Anonymous
US got 46 Gold Olympics in 2016 while Australia got 8
19 min later 136427400 Anonymous
>>136427377
i only have bfs
20 min later 136427402 Anonymous
>>136427356
ok retard
20 min later 136427406 Anonymous
>>136427392
that's when they picked the pope
21 min later 136427422 Anonymous
>>136427393
cos we couldn't give a fuck cunt
straight up too good to care
21 min later 136427432 Anonymous
>>136427422
Seething. You cant beat us in sports
21 min later 136427434 Anonymous (hylksg4zxt601.png 255x255 77kB)
laughing shoes
21 min later 136427435 Anonymous
>>136427393
there's 25 million Australians and 328 million Americans
so per capita Australia did around 2.3 times better
21 min later 136427436 Anonymous
remember when i was a wee lad i would crawl quickly across the kitchen floor to gain friction in my willy and it always felt nice haha
coomer since day 1 me
22 min later 136427451 Anonymous
>>136427435
how many of those were won by crime americans
23 min later 136427465 Anonymous
*does the hustle*
23 min later 136427468 Anonymous
>>136427451
has an abbo ever won an olympic medal?
23 min later 136427471 Anonymous
bf just got back from christmas and got a couple packets of pokemon cards from his sister as a joke and pulled some rare charizard worth $1200 lol
23 min later 136427476 Anonymous
>>136427432
you should be thanking us for letting you lot take the win
24 min later 136427483 Anonymous (1608878572765.webm 480x480 607kB)
corr
24 min later 136427491 Anonymous
>>136427392
>Swear i was born in ‘98
Surely you must know the year you was born
24 min later 136427495 Anonymous
>>136427468
Sydney 2000 Cathy Freeman
25 min later 136427500 Anonymous
>>136427468
Petrol sniffing coming in Paris 2024.
25 min later 136427508 Anonymous (12635684-3x2-xlarge.jpg 862x575 88kB)
>>136427468
yeah
25 min later 136427515 Anonymous
God Parklife is a shit song
26 min later 136427524 Anonymous
Does Jamaica actually have a good bobsleigh team?
26 min later 136427535 Anonymous
>>136427471
he can spend it on your aids medication faggot
27 min later 136427547 Anonymous
>>136427508
>abbo flag
Why do blacks have to force their race into everything. Wouldn’t seen a chinaman doing this shite
27 min later 136427550 Anonymous
>>136427535
im a trans women actually, so its straight x
27 min later 136427554 Anonymous
>>136427535
thats free lol
27 min later 136427562 Anonymous
>>136427435
Not my fault Australia doesnt make more babies
27 min later 136427569 Anonymous
You will never breed You have no chin, you have no beard, you have no jawline You are a genetic dead en, a rejected failure a man who failed to fulfill what billions of men have done
All the coping you do is two-faced half-hearted, built out of frog memes and wojaks Behind your back and infront of your face and even behind a monitor people mock you. You are so pathetic repulsive undesirable and ugly that you re-introduced evolution in the 21st century.
Women are completely repulsed by you Thousands of years of sapient evolution have hardwired women thoroughly to mock and deride your type until they commit suicide so as to improve the gene pool. Your bone structure, your high-pitch squeaky voice, your glasses, your weak jawline your weak chin, your small shoulders your noodle arms, your pallid skin, when women see you walking their brain fires every red flag and tells them to stay away Their expression of disgust is instantaneous
You will never be happy with this reality. You cope with this by calling yourself a /vol/cel and joining subreddits and discords lined with coping losers like you You cop out of being called a virgin by bringing up that one time you paid upfront for 5 minutes with an ugly hooker. You cope by venting your inept rage at other people whether they be black people or trans people
The only thing that sustains you and keeps you from the noose is the void implication that out there there might be people who are worse than you or more pathetic than you. You tell people to commit suicide all day because it's the only way to get yourself to stop thinking about committing suicide because deep down you know you are living a farce a nightmare built out of irony and memes A mental conundrum of fake values and meme opinions that will collapse like a house of cards the second you get a reality check outside of your online hugbox
This is your fate This is what you deserve
28 min later 136427579 Anonymous
>>136427554
you'd know gayboy
28 min later 136427584 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oji gNOKF4t8
28 min later 136427588 Anonymous
Hnng
28 min later 136427596 Anonymous
imagine trying to govern a country like Indonesia
28 min later 136427598 Anonymous
>>136427547
I don't have a problem with Aboriginals doing it.
29 min later 136427617 Anonymous
>>136427598
Ok Bruce woogawoogadoo
29 min later 136427619 Anonymous
>>136427569
G'day madcunt
30 min later 136427624 Anonymous
>>136427508
are caffy
30 min later 136427639 Anonymous
>>136427596
Indonesian history is actually pretty interesting and yes its central theme is precisely that
30 min later 136427643 Anonymous
>>136427562
LOL Aussie wrecked
31 min later 136427649 Anonymous
>>136427617
I mean it's different isn't it compared to some cunt from Sudan coming over here and waving that shit flag.
31 min later 136427665 Anonymous
>>136427558
>>136427469
Mate why do you want to fuck the family pet? What's going on here?
31 min later 136427668 Anonymous
*runs around the stadium draped in my azn pride flag*
32 min later 136427675 Anonymous
>>136427643
Your head is wrecked
32 min later 136427685 Anonymous
Sick of hearing of the so-called "uyghur genocide"
32 min later 136427690 Anonymous
>>136427675
Why cant you beat us in football and basketball?
33 min later 136427705 Anonymous
>>136427649
the abbo flag was created in the 70s just to call the australian flag racist
waving it next to the australian flag is basically a big fuck you to every aussie, even more so than some sudanese
34 min later 136427712 Anonymous
For me it's petrol bombing cars with St Andrew's cross decals
If they want to live here they have to integrate and not shove their identity hangups from their old countries onto us
34 min later 136427716 Anonymous
>>136427690
because no cunt gives a fuck about those sports
Why can't you play cricket?
34 min later 136427723 Anonymous
in line for the boxing day sales lads
34 min later 136427726 Anonymous
>>136427685
take a day of zhang, it's christmas in the Western World today
35 min later 136427734 Anonymous
Girl who I ghosted over a year ago sent me a merry christmas message after sending me a happy birthday message a month ago. Should I respond?
35 min later 136427735 Anonymous
>>136427712
i too also hate the scots with a passion that a scotsman could only ever muster about heroin and talking funny
35 min later 136427739 Anonymous
>>136427716
Because we're not 3rd worlders
35 min later 136427745 Anonymous
>>136427705
>>136427712
>>136427716
thoughts on having sex?
35 min later 136427747 Anonymous
>>136427705
Will bet dollars to donuts that you've got a flag next to the Australian national flag somewhere
36 min later 136427764 Anonymous (1603936450566.png 1348x797 361kB)
>americans are so fragile they make up their own sports that only they play then name the leagues stuff like world series and claim to be international victors
i love em theyre literally a nation of children
36 min later 136427765 Anonymous
why is sex between siblings illegal anyway. As long as it doesn't result in babies, who is it hurting? How is it any different than outlawing gaysex?
36 min later 136427768 Anonymous
The holodomor didn't happen, but it should have.
36 min later 136427773 Anonymous
>>136427723
people act like consoooomption is relatively recent phenomenon but look at the Boxing Day sales. Grimmo.
37 min later 136427789 Anonymous
>>136427739
you are
37 min later 136427792 Anonymous
>>136427764
You did that too with Australian Rules Football
37 min later 136427793 Anonymous
>>136427747
i dont hang flags nor fly them
find it tacky and meaningless to do so on a normal home in my own country
the flag should be special not some crumpled, unironed union jack hanging upside down is some bizzaro rorke-tranny's bedroom wall
38 min later 136427808 Anonymous (mmm.png 268x122 4kB)
gimmick idea: tesco review screencaps used as reaction images eg pic related in reply to a very good post
38 min later 136427827 Anonymous
>>136427789
More counties play basketball than cricket
38 min later 136427829 Anonymous
asked Santa to take me back to madchester or glastonbury tor in the early 90s - he's fucked me over though, useless twat.
39 min later 136427836 Anonymous
>>136427745
never tried it
39 min later 136427840 Anonymous
>>136427793
yeah now i'm wondering if my webcam is on
39 min later 136427853 Anonymous
>>136427773
people are fucking idiots
to live is to consume, in every meaning of the word
39 min later 136427857 Anonymous
>>136427765
because almost all of it is noncing and it's easier to establish that there's been a sexual relationship between people than it is to prove an absence of proper consent or that the sex started when a partner was underage, so the contextual act becomes the offence.
40 min later 136427866 Anonymous (1512788522840.png 500x500 134kB)
I'm going to try my best. I'm really going to.
40 min later 136427874 Anonymous
Whose the best English footballer right now?
40 min later 136427876 Anonymous
>>136427734
pls give advice
41 min later 136427890 Anonymous
>>136427875
name on [whatever liz hurley's son's name is]
42 min later 136427898 Anonymous
>>136427857
no it's because they invariably end up having kids which have a huge likelihood of becoming burden's on the state compared to normal kids and so society protects itself
there's a great book i'll try and find the title that talks in part about the weird traditions/myths that some african tribes have come up with to stop incest because it's basically natural selection, the tribe/society that bans it thrives better
42 min later 136427900 Anonymous
>>136427874
adam johnson
43 min later 136427923 Anonymous
a DUD?!
44 min later 136427932 Anonymous
To be fair if I were Elizabeth Hurley I'd be hopping on top of that too
44 min later 136427941 Anonymous (i hate booze.png 559x237 13kB)
44 min later 136427944 Anonymous
>>136427898
>no it's because they invariably end up having kids which have a huge likelihood of becoming burden's on the state compared to normal kids and so society protects itself
You could say the same about niggers and no one is outlawing them from having sex
44 min later 136427950 Anonymous
>>136427876
Yes but only if you want to see this chick again. She's putting out feelers for you to see if she's a prize you would reconsider chasing.
45 min later 136427964 Anonymous
>>136427950
She was pretty crazy but she showered me with attention and I'm really lonely now
45 min later 136427974 Anonymous
>>136427944
anymore*
45 min later 136427976 Anonymous
>>136427941
Sounds french.
47 min later 136428009 Anonymous
"porn with plot" has ruined my sex life, can only cum if there's some kind of sultry story in my immediate thoughts
47 min later 136428027 Anonymous
>>136427964
Accept the fact that you are an object to cling to. She may give you affection and maybe even mean it, but you are the buoy in the storm for her to attach herself to. Be prepared for that kind of relationship.
48 min later 136428029 Anonymous
>>136427941
rasheed on the ropes one again
48 min later 136428035 Anonymous
>>136428009
are you a woman?
48 min later 136428037 Anonymous
>>136427964
then just have a punt
if she just wants to get some attention and ghost you abck who gives a shit
if she wants a relationship you'll be able to appreciate what you lost and rekindle
its pretty much a no brainer
48 min later 136428041 Anonymous
>>136428035
>he thinks women post on /brit/
49 min later 136428057 Anonymous
>>136427874
Dele Ali
50 min later 136428083 Anonymous
>>136427874
England's Brave Jack Wilshire
51 min later 136428110 Anonymous
>>136428037
>>136428027
What would I even say to her though?
51 min later 136428115 Anonymous
>>136428041
kek this is me
51 min later 136428123 Anonymous
>>136428110
how about you start with 'merry christmas x'
51 min later 136428126 Anonymous
>>136428068
because you're a miserable wimp who doesn't have the confidence to guide a partner in life
51 min later 136428128 Anonymous
>>136428009
Are you familiar with the early oeuvre of Pierre Woodman?
Seems mad that a guy whose work now pretty much defines gonzo porn once directed some of the most heavily polished hardcore movies ever made.
52 min later 136428156 Anonymous
>>136428115
YEAH THE GIRLS
52 min later 136428161 Anonymous (SirBilli_Poster (2).jpg 147x154 12kB)
accidentally just comcast belle delphine's sex video on the large family television while nan was watching christmas carols
all of a sudden my screen went black and i could hear screaming
53 min later 136428165 Anonymous
>>136428123
Feel like asking her why she still gives a shit. I'm boring, I'm not hot, and I was a cunt to her
53 min later 136428170 Anonymous
honestly wish you'd all shut the fuck up
53 min later 136428176 Anonymous
>>136428161
no you didn't, but i'm howling still
53 min later 136428183 Anonymous
>>136428128
For me? It's Alex Adams, or maybe a bit of dirty Rodney Moore the sicko
53 min later 136428184 Anonymous
can we talk about trannies or darkies or something I've never had sex
54 min later 136428198 Anonymous
>>136428165
are you such a deranged egotist you'd rather explore why she has her feelings for you and just talk about yourself than end your lonliness and get some pussy in the process?
54 min later 136428199 Anonymous
>>136428029
pommy bastard raus
54 min later 136428201 Anonymous
>>136428170
or what cunt
54 min later 136428203 Anonymous
About to check the news. I hope a bunch of normies died today.
54 min later 136428204 Anonymous
Jamie Vardy is literally 4chan. Sterling is reddit
55 min later 136428217 Anonymous
a lot of aussies talking a whole lot of crud
*rolls up sleeve*
55 min later 136428233 Anonymous
>>136428198
yes
55 min later 136428236 Anonymous
>>136428217
>crud
YANK
55 min later 136428237 Anonymous (6ab.jpg 680x680 43kB)
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>>136428184
turtle
56 min later 136428256 Anonymous
10 brit bucks to the first person to tell me which song this rips off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYz lVDlE72w
hint: it's in the chorus
56 min later 136428257 Anonymous (ezgif-4-8276792df27d.jpg 1180x560 108kB)
>About to check the news. I hope a bunch of normies died today.
56 min later 136428265 Anonymous
>>136428165
You were boring and predictable. That's stability, stability she could be looking for after whatever else she was doing fucking exploded. You're something for her to hold on to that won't blow away.
56 min later 136428268 Anonymous
>>136428239
turt is a mid-tier shagger
57 min later 136428279 Anonymous
>>136428233
then go for it ask the bitch whats up but dont expect a factual response, because she liekly doesn't even know why she does this shit herself, being just a woman, and even if she did she'd never admit to it
57 min later 136428290 Anonymous (1594487678470.png 1024x575 1190kB)
59 min later 136428310 Anonymous
*blows away*
59 min later 136428311 Anonymous
>>136428256
bizarre to me that anyone would ever sit down and listen to this
59 min later 136428315 Anonymous
>>136428256
Better be from before 1977 or you're full of crud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw2 6pG7u5ak
59 min later 136428319 Anonymous
>>136428290
>Quick m8 we need a timer for the bomb
>just use my fucking Orient Mako 2, I've got another one anyway
1 hours later 136428330 Anonymous
rozzers just came round checking to see how many people were in the house and if we were within the rules. Said they'd be back at 2pm to check again.
1 hours later 136428336 Anonymous
>>136428256
gangnam style
1 hours later 136428341 Anonymous
>>136428319
not the biggest issue i see with that device mate i will confess
1 hours later 136428344 Anonymous (0_Inside-Look-At-Michael-Jacksons-Neverland-Ranch.jpg 615x832 150kB)
Fuck neverland ranch looks insanely comfy to me. Imagine how awesome it would be to have a massive mansion with an amusement park, a train station, movie theatre, massive kitchens with chefs, comfy bungalows, secret rooms and beautiful grounds to just walk around with. All those cool toys and stuff and just buying whatever you want.
1 hours later 136428348 Anonymous
British people don't speak their own language correctly. Hint there's a "t" in the word "British", it's not BRI ISH
1 hours later 136428367 Anonymous
>>136428348
>gram cracker
>aluminum
>look in the meer
fuck off
1 hours later 136428369 Anonymous
>>136428344
not enough to stop him wanting to die was it
1 hours later 136428370 Anonymous
>>136428344
looks insanely tacky, useless, creepy and uncomfy to me
to each their own innit
1 hours later 136428371 Anonymous
>>136428348
same with you faggot
it's "British", it's not BRIDDISH
1 hours later 136428377 Anonymous
>>136428290
Hang on, I can diffuse this
*Pulls the safety pin out with wire cutters*
No, diffuse. Not defuse.
1 hours later 136428382 Anonymous
>>136428348
You know we took the T in the divorce lad, no need to be cruel.
1 hours later 136428389 Anonymous
>>136428348
can yew believe its ackchewerly chewsday
1 hours later 136428395 Anonymous
>>136428348
>everyone in the UK speaks like a bad yank impression of a cockney
1 hours later 136428405 Anonymous
>>136428377
Well you've done it now. Someone's watch is about to get a lot more scratches.
1 hours later 136428412 Anonymous
>>136428311
>>136428315
>>136428336
it was originally written by a guy called Michael Masser, who stole the chorus from this Gordon Lightfoot song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5t r_L31StI
Once Whitney Houston's version became a hit, Lightfoot sued Michael Masser and settled out of court
>According to Maclean's, Lightfoot commented, "It really rubbed me the wrong way. I don't want the present-day generation to think that I stole my song from him."[42]
1 hours later 136428425 Anonymous
Alright I asked her why she still messages me
1 hours later 136428450 Anonymous
Anyone fancy a christmas morning scrap? Will be outside the Toby Carvery in Wakey til 11am
1 hours later 136428465 Anonymous
For me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Z biemJ1KU
1 hours later 136428467 Anonymous
>>136428400
aren't you sick of being who you are?
1 hours later 136428469 Anonymous
She's been typing for a really long time
1 hours later 136428472 Anonymous
*looks in the mirror*
oh my days you sad bastard its christmas why are you posting here
*laughs and walks away*
1 hours later 136428479 Anonymous
>>136428412
here's a more direct comparison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXR pr_Ggzzg
>Lightfoot has stated that he dropped the suit when he felt it was having a negative effect on Whitney Houston, as the suit was about Masser and not her.[43] Ultimately the case was settled out of court and Masser issued a public apology.[44]
1 hours later 136428494 Anonymous
>>136428465
pretty based
for me its
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR2 tIyj8_y8
1 hours later 136428498 Anonymous
*smothers you*
no more tears
1 hours later 136428503 Anonymous
Holy fuck it still says she's typing. Just hit enter bitch
1 hours later 136428521 Anonymous
least i don't get shot while dewin maffs in skewel
1 hours later 136428577 Anonymous
>>136428503
post pic of her la
1 hours later 136428585 Anonymous
>>136428395
Bri'ish peepoh be like:
oi kunt cheers to the bih' of scran innit lads aha what am I like x
1 hours later 136428594 Anonymous
>>136428503
lad no one cares just post what she wrote later
1 hours later 136428600 Anonymous
>>136428577
Don't have one saved. She's not particularly hot though, just alright looking and gave me attention
1 hours later 136428606 Anonymous (D9A7B133-9E57-4B4B-B692-11268AFDBCA1.jpg 850x665 99kB)
>>136428467
why would I be sick of being myself? sounds unhealthy lad
1 hours later 136428607 Anonymous
>>136427690
(a) they don't play what we call football
(b) they're about to pass us up in basketball soon
Just look at the best young players in the NBA. They are almost all foreigners.
Embiid (Cameroon)
Giannis (Greece)
Simmons (Australia)
Porzingis (Latvia)
Wiggins (Canada)
Towns (Dominican Republic)
Jokic (Serbia)
Nurkic (Bosnia)
Also the last 5 of the last 6 #1 picks in the NBA Draft have been foreigners. DeAndre Ayton (Bahamas), Ben Simmons (Australia), Karl Anthony-Towns (Dominican Republic), Andrew Wiggins (Canada), Anthony Bennett (Canada). Next year's projected #1 pick is also a foreigner: RJ Barrett (Canada).
The era of US dominance in basketball will be ending pretty soon. Our under 19 team was beat by RJ Barrett and Canada last year in the World Championships. I think by the 2020 Olympics the US team will start to look beatable. And by 2024, the Olympics in basketball will start to look like the World Cup in soccer where it'll be a tournament that is up for grabs rather than a lock to the US team.
1 hours later 136428610 Anonymous
going to consume so much peng scran today oh my god
1 hours later 136428614 Anonymous
wish i had a cool english accent instead of the stereotypical east end cockney accent
1 hours later 136428640 Anonymous
>>136427124
road trip round Scotland with wild camping is nice, but country is too small. You can pretty much daytrip anywhere on a train.
1 hours later 136428663 Anonymous
toilberg tracking me down at my family home over the christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGa cy5GaspM
1 hours later 136428678 Anonymous
>>136428614
Literally one of the rarest now
1 hours later 136428700 Anonymous
>>136428614
cockneys pretty cool imo
1 hours later 136428703 Anonymous
When I sleep I prefer a pillow as flat as a board.
1 hours later 136428707 Anonymous (1608673618350.jpg 468x590 44kB)
>>136428614
brown bread
1 hours later 136428745 Anonymous (4A700D61-6EFE-48F7-A74C-F005E7C1D045.jpg 850x1160 190kB)
mummy
1 hours later 136428750 Anonymous
neil breen movie marathon tonight
1 hours later 136428756 Anonymous
cheers to the scran
1 hours later 136428757 Anonymous
when I kill i prefer a lively american as my victim
1 hours later 136428768 Anonymous
not sure why this appeared on my recommended but i love it, is he norf fc?
https://youtu.be/nl5wu222_Vs
1 hours later 136428774 Anonymous
>over a million people toiling in the UK today
pray for them bros
1 hours later 136428775 Anonymous
merry christmas lads
1 hours later 136428797 Anonymous
*sharpens penis menacingly*
1 hours later 136428812 Anonymous
>>136428757
Unironically one of my biggest sexual fantasies is to be kinda-sorta killed by a lolcow-tier femcel.
I want the fear of death, and I want to feel her loathing, and I want her to take her hatred of men out on me; but I don't ACTUALLY want to die-- but I can't get off knowing I'm not actually going to die, but I can't fucking die, because I don't actually want to be deceased.
Such a fucking dilemma. How can I go through my "holy shit she's going to fucking kill me I don't want to die" fetish if it's all consensual and no one's actually going to kill me?
I'm a bit fucked in that matter, lads.
1 hours later 136428821 Anonymous
>>136428774
all brown people innit
1 hours later 136428829 Anonymous
>>136428812
wtf.
1 hours later 136428838 Anonymous
>>136428812
>but I don't ACTUALLY want to die
pfft ok try hard
1 hours later 136428839 Anonymous
>>136428775
m c l
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>>136428768
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA0 oeQcNCBU
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>>136428812
1 hours later 136428863 Anonymous
watching that yorkshire ripper doc on 'flix
no offence, RIP and that but christ alive the women in 70s Yorkshire were clapped.
1 hours later 136428879 Anonymous
>>136428838
Go on then if you're so brave
1 hours later 136428881 Anonymous
seasideMARK
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you boy, what day is today?
1 hours later 136428905 Anonymous (file.png 1045x545 1215kB)
johnny rottens cleaned himself up for christmas
1 hours later 136428906 Anonymous
i reckon if i were a girl i would believe that men's wee originates in their balls and you could make them piss themselves if you squeezed them
1 hours later 136428913 Anonymous
>>136428896
chridmas, sir
1 hours later 136428921 Anonymous
>>136428812
it can be arranged callum king, 81 Montowese St, Hartford, CT 06114, USA
1 hours later 136428922 Anonymous
fucking hell of course it's got to be friday on christmas day, hope diego will lay off the endless boring wankery for today
1 hours later 136428926 Anonymous (Arrivals+National+Television+Awards+Part+2+1_-zUmaHc-Ux.jpg 702x1024 107kB)
>Name's Bond, lave
>James Bond
1 hours later 136428938 Anonymous
>>136428881
mark is now a dead gimmick - hope the state forces him to get help.
1 hours later 136428953 Anonymous
not disturbing or anything just cringe and try hard
1 hours later 136428967 Anonymous
>>136428896
chewsday innit?
1 hours later 136428969 Anonymous
>>136428896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hub 8rPm7M7Y
1 hours later 136428994 Anonymous
>>136428921
but you're not a cute, emotionally unstable femcel with a deep, burning hatred for men
1 hours later 136428997 Anonymous
>>136428953
are you talking to me?
1 hours later 136429015 Anonymous
just deleted my seaside mark folder hope he gets help
1 hours later 136429016 Anonymous
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
1 hours later 136429023 Anonymous
>>136428994
I'll just make a profile on a certain app with your name and address
1 hours later 136429035 Anonymous (lee947644-m0xd-w640_h480_q80.jpg 640x480 57kB)
Cor, imagine blowing it up like in one of them Bruce Willis fillums
1 hours later 136429063 Anonymous
>>136429023
I don't get it, what app could you possibly know of that would help me get nearly killed by a seething femcel?
1 hours later 136429078 Anonymous (__original_drawn_by_gesogeso__017d4916de78d79753aaa8554be54de2.png 1200x1679 832kB)
Merry Christmas
1 hours later 136429085 Anonymous
>>136429063
darkweb tinder
1 hours later 136429089 Anonymous
>>136429063
you don't sound very committed mate
1 hours later 136429090 Anonymous
the vibes of this edition have been very weird
1 hours later 136429123 Anonymous
reckon macron was visited by 3 ghosts in the night and allowed the lorry drivers to go home
1 hours later 136429133 Anonymous
very tired lads
not on top form for the trials of drinking and eating that lay before me.
1 hours later 136429140 Anonymous (Epp-pz7UcAExf7H.jpg 1536x2048 375kB)
merry christmas my nadeems
1 hours later 136429145 Anonymous
do you have to be autistic to create your own viable magic deck
1 hours later 136429153 Anonymous
>>136429078
NEED to be a contract killer hired to make a hit on this girl, only for her to evade my every attack, until she finally falls in love with me for being her equal, and one day I decide I'm not going to kill her, and she reveals that she's the one who hired the hit on herself so that she may find a worthy opponent, but in doing so she found a lover, and although I'm slightly smaller than her, I make up for it by being incredibly intelligent
1 hours later 136429158 Anonymous (2029679722.jpg 1080x1080 827kB)
festive shiny slags innit
1 hours later 136429163 Anonymous (thatshoulddothetrick.png 328x145 143kB)
>>136429063
Twitter
1 hours later 136429183 Anonymous
>>136429089
I JUST said I don't actually want to die. No one actually wants to die, you stupid eejit.
1 hours later 136429187 Anonymous
>>136429163
based nigger hating chad
1 hours later 136429191 Anonymous
just finished all my beers
time for bed methinks
1 hours later 136429198 Anonymous (46731320-970248966518370-7872007680034549853-n.jpg 1080x1263 143kB)
aye, t'is
1 hours later 136429205 Anonymous
>>136429163
HOLY mother of based
1 hours later 136429226 Anonymous (69147005.jpg 1080x1350 92kB)
of all kinds
1 hours later 136429229 Anonymous
mental to think how many muslims would literally try to kill me if the knew what my thoughts on islam and muhammad were
1 hours later 136429238 Anonymous (EqBUvikVQAYVMTw.jpg 748x731 125kB)
1 hours later 136429246 Anonymous
gf doesnt want to shag cos we're staying over at her mums but shes gladly just sucked me off for the best part of half an hour
women are bizarre
1 hours later 136429251 Anonymous (17B7A78C-F53D-49BB-B6FB-885FDBB7D39E.jpg 850x1403 160kB)
want a buxom motherly fox to snuggle and spoon me
1 hours later 136429260 Anonymous (1194569821.jpg 1080x1350 95kB)
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how are people attracted to this >>136429260
but not this >>136429251
boggles the mind
1 hours later 136429299 Anonymous
>>136429246
shagging is louder mongboy
1 hours later 136429306 Anonymous
>>136429277
cos one exists and the other is the thought product of a mentally disabled freak
1 hours later 136429322 Anonymous
>>136429306
yeah but the one that exists is demonstrably ugly
1 hours later 136429323 Anonymous
>>136429246
forwarded this to the central office for COVID wardens
1 hours later 136429331 Anonymous (benin.jpg 388x300 104kB)
Hey /brit/ Jannie i am going to post Trannie dicks all over your thread for banning me.
How dare you think you are more powerful than an ASM holder.
1 hours later 136429334 Anonymous
>>136429299
dont care not like her mums gonna assume we dont shag is it
1 hours later 136429354 Anonymous
>>136429322
even last place beats disqualification
1 hours later 136429360 Anonymous
> >>136429351
> >>136429351
> >>136429351
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>>136429331
fuck sake mate its christmas day can you not, or at least take it to /cum/
1 hours later 136429369 Anonymous
>>136429334
no but fair enough if she doesn't want her parents hearing her getting pumped on christmas morning. you autistic or something?
1 hours later 136429412 Anonymous (E9EACB84-721D-4E85-836F-1AABC87A86BD.jpg 692x800 113kB)
>>136429331
he's asleep lad I've been posting furry porn for an hour
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>>136429365
Your Jannie banned me on fucking Christmas and he did it for free, i am posting Trannie dicks on your thread because of it.
He can clean up my mess for free now.
1 hours later 136429472 Anonymous (benis.jpg 640x480 206kB)
WHAT NOW WHITE BOI!!!??!??!??? U SHOWING ENVY HUH WHITE BOI!!??!??!??
1 hours later 136429543 Anonymous (Feminine Benis.jpg 1024x768 164kB)
WHY ARE WHITE BOIS AFRAID OF POWERFUL FEMALE BENIS????
1 hours later 136429567 Anonymous
still at toil lads
1 hours later 136429585 Anonymous (Fuckya.gif 420x391 4150kB)
Imagine being a Jannie that cleans up feminine dicks that i post for free, and on christmas
YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC JANNIE
1 hours later 136429631 Anonymous (Powerful benin.jpg 671x408 57kB)
JANNIE THERE ARE SOME POWERFUL BENINS HERE BETTER CLEAN IT UP FOR FREE YOU PATHETIC CUNT
1 hours later 136429708 Anonymous (ASM.png 673x994 667kB)
Jannie why did you think you were fucking with a nobody when you banned me for that bread?
2 hours later 136429743 Anonymous (bleep bloop deleted.jpg 1190x839 209kB)
Where are you now fikod?
Are you okay?....
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