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2020-12-21 12:55 136201928 Anonymous (5C5C565F-85DF-4461-B9FA-123F67C90198.jpg 400x400 24kB)
>Go for /nightwalk/ >Cops start following me >Ask what I’m doing >Say I’m thinking about life >They tell me not to be a smartass >Apologize because beta >Demand my ID >Show it to them >One grabs my neck and says “don’t reach in your fucking pocket like that, dumbass” >Start crying because I’m sensitive >They call me a fucking faggot and say they’ll arrest me for disorderly conduct if I don’t stop >They say they’re surprised I haven’t done anything creepy yet >Shove me down and say they’ll fuck me up if they see me again being weird tonight >Go home >Hyperventilate for a while and cry Are cops in your country absolute brutes too?

1 min later 136201965 Anonymous
>>136201928 Freedom aint free

1 min later 136201974 Anonymous
Are you black?

1 min later 136201999 Anonymous
>>136201974 If he was black the cops wouldn't have seen him at night dummy

3 min later 136202052 Anonymous
>Go for /nightwalk/ >Cops start following me >Demand my ID >Show it to them >They let me go Feels good to be white

3 min later 136202075 Anonymous (1608481431985.jpg 480x320 19kB)
>>136201999

4 min later 136202117 Anonymous
To be fair, walking is suspicious behaviour in America. It's like walking into a store with a rifle in a first world country

4 min later 136202127 Anonymous
>go for /nightwalk/ >nobody ever bothers me

5 min later 136202142 Anonymous
>go for night walk as a 19y/o >cops too afraid to walk up to gaijin >go home

5 min later 136202161 Anonymous (1607141534215.jpg 480x480 15kB)
>>136201999

5 min later 136202164 Anonymous (walky.jpg 4032x3024 899kB)
>>136201928 Where do you like to nightwalk anon? There's a lake near me that's usually deserted and it's pretty comfy

6 min later 136202195 Anonymous
>Go for night walk >Cops start following me >demand to see my loicense

6 min later 136202205 Anonymous
>>136202117 >To be fair, walking is suspicious behaviour in America Audible chuckle

7 min later 136202255 Anonymous
>>136201928 Did you report them?

7 min later 136202276 Anonymous
>go for nightwalk >There's a curfew, so I would probably get an expensive fine

8 min later 136202283 Anonymous
>go for /nightwalk/ >don't get mugged because criminals don't need to work at weird times since they can just do their business during the day >pass by local cops >know them all by name, wish them a good night and go on with my walk It feels good not being a nigger.

10 min later 136202391 Anonymous (1482612064200.jpg 480x480 44kB)
>>136201928 Yes. They're all idiots who barely finished high-school and are just looking for a job where they can bully people and feel like they have power. They gave me a heavy fine for not wearing a cuck muzzle on the street (I didn't realize we're required to, many other people didn't) without any warning or questions. The entire concept of police needs to be reformed.

10 min later 136202399 Anonymous
>>136201928 >OI M8 YEW GO' A WALKIN' LOICENCE?

11 min later 136202445 Anonymous
>>136202255 >implying cops don't protect other cops

15 min later 136202633 Anonymous (7BDB90F4-AED7-402C-A1B3-AD1827A8ED2B.jpg 3000x1725 257kB)
>>136202283 >It feels good not being a nigger. Does anybody wanna break it to him?

16 min later 136202682 Anonymous
>>136201928 >go for a /nightwalk/ >nothing happens There are 4 cops only for about 35k people living in my small city.

18 min later 136202760 Anonymous
>>136201928 this muss be fake, but if this shit is real then america is truly a third world country lol

18 min later 136202786 Anonymous
>>136201928 Faggot

20 min later 136202869 Anonymous
>go for a /nightwalk/ >cops ignore me because they're not played enough to deal with trivial shit

22 min later 136202935 Anonymous
>>136201928 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBc XcH6lD58

22 min later 136202961 Anonymous (2bd0f2bb338fcb05ab653f2fb3ee9b5ee92e0142.jpg 487x512 57kB)
>go for a nightwalk >see a police car pulled up in the corner and like a dozen of cops asking for ID to pretty much everyone >they look at me >they don't even ask, I just walk by and my mind business like it's nothing

23 min later 136202972 Anonymous
>>136201999 holy based

24 min later 136203015 Anonymous
>>136202961 if you were a K*Rd they probably would have shot you on the spot

24 min later 136203040 Anonymous
>Go for a /nightwalk/ >Go to the MacDonalds' that's open till 3am for a cup of tea >fight breaks out in the line >nerdy lanklet manager asks the guy to leave and he just does

26 min later 136203117 Anonymous
>go for a nightwalk >wave to the cops feelsgood

30 min later 136203292 Anonymous
>>136201928 >can't go on /nightwalk/ because there's a fucking curfew and i'd get a massive fine for being out past 10pm and for not wearing a muzzle Such is life in first world, I suffer.

31 min later 136203303 Anonymous (__kawashiro_nitori_touhou_drawn_by_yaise__0ad6aaa0c552b3cc9de74b58df41949b.png 935x935 627kB)
>>136203015 there's some truth to this. I knew a kurdish guy who always had to show ID whenever there were cops doing routine controls in public transport. but it has more to do with your looks. ugly turks and kurds (they are ugly by default) get asked for ID constantly.

36 min later 136203548 Anonymous
>>136203303 based turkish cops oppressing incels

37 min later 136203612 Anonymous
>>136201928 Yes and no, if they do something stupid or rude and you report them, they going to get into troubles, you are on the winning side by default. Some people complain about this because criminals sometimes take advantage of the passivity of the police. But on the other hand in Mexico there a lot of classism, and if you are poor, ignorant or simply too stupid, there is a high probability that they will take advantage of you and treat you like shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiv WNlUtIeU

39 min later 136203663 Anonymous
>>136202142 Lol, that's a lie.

40 min later 136203744 Anonymous
>>136202935 >Police officers with berets Kino

43 min later 136203889 Anonymous (55ba87b8dd0895c81c8b4581.jpg 1100x1007 63kB)
>>136201928 What the actual fuck, if this is real America is beyond memes

44 min later 136203902 Anonymous
>>136201999 gotem

49 min later 136204145 Anonymous
>>136201928 i was expecting >Go for /nightwalk/ >Get shot

55 min later 136204400 Anonymous (1608400119195.png 657x527 46kB)
>go for /nightwalk/ >there is literally zero police presence apart from the occasional highway patrol >walk around in sleepy suburbia and moist forest >go home

59 min later 136204561 Anonymous (2721939B-E446-424F-AB4C-F321B52A1AE6.png 1200x1201 491kB)
>Go for /nightwalk/ >Mountain Lion starts following me >try and get it to fuck off >it won’t >loop back around the block and go to sleep On my bike they can’t follow me but then I have to worry about running into deer

1 hours later 136204632 Anonymous
>>136201928 I got stopped by a c*p once because he taught I was a bangladeshi illegal immigrant Fucking bastard

1 hours later 136205323 Anonymous
so this is what land of free is all about

1 hours later 136205859 Anonymous
>>136201928 This must be fake

1 hours later 136207228 Anonymous
Got my licence, drink and stagger around drunk, still never spoken to an on duty cop once

2 hours later 136207460 Anonymous
>>136202445 This. Usually when news of misconduct in police departments gets out, it's way after the fact, since the rest of the cops keep the secret. This is even true with serious crimes like torture.

2 hours later 136207502 Anonymous
>>136202195 lol

3 hours later 136210585 Anonymous
>>136201928 >go for /nightwalk/ >get covid 19 >fucking die

3 hours later 136211043 Anonymous
>>136201928 Lmao is this real

3 hours later 136211133 Anonymous
>>136201999 Unless he’s naked that isn’t true

3 hours later 136211644 Anonymous
>>136201928 Kek land of the frees.

3 hours later 136212402 Anonymous
>>136201928 hot

3 hours later 136212681 Anonymous
>>136201928 I wish I could /nightwalk/ but I live in a suburb and feel like I would be noticed easily. If I was in a city or rural area I would.

3 hours later 136213253 Anonymous
>go for nightwalk >wypipo cross the street every time I walk on the same side of the sidewalk

3 hours later 136213388 Anonymous
>>136201928 Is this a meme or a normal thing? I can't tell anymore. If it actually happened that's completely fucked. >>136212681 I don't understand. You would be noticed by whom in a suburb? Why would you be disturbed for walking in the street?

4 hours later 136213476 Anonymous
>go for an evening walk >a man is standing on the sidewalk and shaking violently while staring into emptiness >emits a guttural screech when I pass by him

4 hours later 136213625 Anonymous
>>136213388 >I can't tell anymore. That means it's working.

4 hours later 136213695 Anonymous
>>136201928 I prefer corrupt inept mexican cops, you can call all your friends and beat the pigs to a pulp, burn their car and they can't touch you lol

4 hours later 136213756 Anonymous (dae le doomer.jpg 650x628 64kB)
>/nightwalk/

4 hours later 136213844 Anonymous (1608481234865.png 2230x1646 1201kB)
>>136213756

4 hours later 136216060 Anonymous
>>136204632 Kek

5 hours later 136217860 Anonymous
>go for a night walk >Cops push me up against a wall and force their buttholes around my penis

5 hours later 136217968 Anonymous
>go for a night walk >its raining >go back inside

6 hours later 136220219 Anonymous (1607479347130.png 532x546 289kB)
>go for a nightwalk >get stopped by cops >they talk to me with a strong terrone accent

6 hours later 136220331 Anonymous
>>136220219 Based agente Esposito

6 hours later 136220990 Anonymous
>>136202760 >this muss be fake Topkek, this kind of thing also happens here. In North America, Cops act like retarded subhuman because they think they're invincible. Also for the CIAnogs currently spying on my posts, you can suck my cock.

6 hours later 136221196 Anonymous
>go for a /nightwalk/ >I live in a rural shithole with no lights and can't see shit >Go back home

6 hours later 136221639 Anonymous (Medicine Time.gif 500x276 887kB)
>>136220990 What makes you beliebe you're important enough for the CIA to spy on?

6 hours later 136222288 Anonymous
>>136221639 >Flag Imagine my shock

7 hours later 136224181 Anonymous
>>136201928 Absolute state of muttland. Meanwhile in communist Europe nobody will give a fuck if they see you wandering at 4am

7 hours later 136224231 Anonymous
>>136222288 Epic How about you actually answer instead of replying like someone who can only think in memes?

7 hours later 136224394 Anonymous
>>136203663 is it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOA NF-iIgqc

7 hours later 136224533 Anonymous
>>136201928 what about you stop being a fucking faggot? the cops are just doing their jobs

7 hours later 136224543 Anonymous
>>136213844 imagine reading an entire bible worth of words filled with the most standard absurdly normal things for socially distant men of inaction who just procrastinate and consume media while life goes by just to reassure yourself that "right! this is what's happening to me!! this is so me! I see it all clearly now"

7 hours later 136224646 Anonymous
>>136201928 Police academies are just IRL CoD lobbies

7 hours later 136224697 Anonymous
>>136213844 >penis better than average but not big enough >looks better than average but not quite enough.... >super smarts!! but not enough to turn your life around hehe >x/y/z ABOVE the average. . . but . . . yep you guessed it, not quite enough... this is the lamest identity a man can have for himself in the entire history of mankind and nothing else comes close

7 hours later 136226088 Anonymous
>>136201928 >walking back home, a touch drunk after hanging out with some frens >got some beers to keep my buzz >almost home, run out of beer, buy a bottle from the 24/7 >cross street, saggy pants start falling down >leave my bottle on the roof of parked car >leave it unstable, full bottle falls and breaks >cop car across the street makes a u-turn >'is this your car' >'nah, my beer just fell', while collecting bigger pieces of glass from ground and throw them in trash bin >demand ID, show them >they check for 30 secs, return it to me >'you can go' >go back to store, by another beer felt nice not having to explain myself

7 hours later 136226490 Anonymous
>go for a /nightwalk/ >homeless people try to be your friend >people passing high speed on cars and making noise >you will probably be obliged to suck a dick or be raped

8 hours later 136226896 Anonymous
>>136201928 Anon, police are public servants, and you're the public. Keep them accountable. >don't talk to them if you don't want to >don't let them insult you, demand to be respected >don't let them curse at you, they're at work. Would you let the cashier at starbucks curse at you? >don't give them your id, you don't have to unless you live in a retarded state >take their names and badge numbers so you can call the station and complain about them when you get home. >after making your complaint, follow up on it to make sure the officers concerned experienced consequences for their unprofessionalism. THAT's how to deal with the cops. Don't be a pussy.

8 hours later 136229109 Anonymous
>>136221639 >yes goym you're not a watchlist

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