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2020-12-18 10:18 136054892 Anonymous /cum/ - Canada US Mexico (mlem.gif 298x340 609kB)
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*cums*
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>>136054796
Imagine running up from behind and slapping her ass REAL hard with your flat hand
2 min later 136055001 Anonymous (cum bois.png 1596x1128 810kB)
Hello cum bois <3
2 min later 136055007 Anonymous (Capture+_2020-12-18-13-16-17.png 1080x2214 3755kB)
>getting my mum an xmas gift, see this
What did the author mean by this?
2 min later 136055022 Anonymous
>>136054956
you're supposed to cup your hand a bit for maximum surface area on contact...
3 min later 136055061 Anonymous
>>136055022
now that you say it...yes!!
3 min later 136055080 Anonymous
>>136055007
so are you getting that for your mum or what
3 min later 136055096 Anonymous (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.jpg 500x374 37kB)
>>136055007
>blowing my way to the top
would read
3 min later 136055100 Anonymous (1596909689820.jpg 431x579 41kB)
>>136054892
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>>136055080
she got it for him
4 min later 136055117 Anonymous
I SHALL be taking the vaccine.
4 min later 136055126 Anonymous
>>136055007
Tenga eggs in the shelf?!
4 min later 136055174 Anonymous
>>136055104
They always put tons of words on their placards.
5 min later 136055182 Anonymous
>>136055080
>>136055106
No stop i got her a mystery book you butteheads
5 min later 136055193 Anonymous
>>136055117
I will too and I'll wear a shirt that states it
6 min later 136055246 Anonymous (zhongsenmingcai.jpg 1280x720 52kB)
Would defintely have sex with this specimen
7 min later 136055301 Anonymous
>>136055104
>deviantart url at the bottom
kek
7 min later 136055308 Anonymous
>>136055104
I saw a graduation ceremony where a kid wore a naruto headband under his robe and it looked like he was carrying around a CRUSHER dong
7 min later 136055315 Anonymous
>>136055104
dangit xir deviantart page is no longer there
7 min later 136055333 Anonymous
>>136055246
Pretty beat t b h
I would of course
8 min later 136055366 Anonymous
>>136055246
Specimen because she's a bug to be studied?
8 min later 136055372 Anonymous
>>136055308
There used to be a guy in my neighborhood who wore naruto hokage clothes all the time, don't see him anymore.
9 min later 136055393 Anonymous
>>136055366
Specimen because all women are basically just fuckmeat and we need to probe them with our cocks
9 min later 136055420 Anonymous (1608247601960.jpg 2000x3000 400kB)
I would definitely have sex with this specimen
10 min later 136055464 Anonymous
>>136055420
Tiny tit queen
10 min later 136055478 Anonymous
Women are precious
12 min later 136055563 Anonymous
fuckmeat
13 min later 136055604 Anonymous (1607989681423.jpg 268x258 14kB)
>>136055563
15 min later 136055741 Anonymous (EpGWrM5U8AIVXJt.jpg 1536x2048 398kB)
Pure objects of lust
16 min later 136055791 Anonymous (dy.png 684x1024 1042kB)
>>136055741
I miss my asian gf
16 min later 136055793 Anonymous
Face and Body Reveal
https://twitter.com/worshipurdaddy/ status/1339839979627921410/photo/1
17 min later 136055848 Anonymous
>>136055791
Same BRO!
Need to force my GF (future wife) to loose weight
18 min later 136055902 Anonymous (nathan_1-052319.jpg 1600x1058 346kB)
Have any of you read Yukio Mashima? Pewdiepie talked about him because he's an edge lord,I watched a documentary about Mashima, he seems to be a very interesting yet tragic character. Are Mashima's books any good?
18 min later 136055933 Anonymous
>>136055741
only if they have a cock
19 min later 136055968 Anonymous
>>136055902
He was a GAYLORD
20 min later 136056009 Anonymous
>>136055902
I read the sailor who fell from grace with the sea but I didnt understand the ending
20 min later 136056013 Anonymous
>>136055968
Yeah but we're his books good?
20 min later 136056024 Anonymous (Capture.png 499x505 176kB)
>>136055193
well lets not get hasty, arent there other shirts you could wear?
20 min later 136056039 Anonymous
>>136056013
He was gay so...?
20 min later 136056045 Anonymous
>>136055902
I read the sailor who fell from grace with the sea. I didn't love it, but it wasn't awful and a short read
21 min later 136056098 Anonymous
>>136056039
Oscar Wilde was a gay too, he could write well.
21 min later 136056100 Anonymous
How many times do you fap per day? I do it 2-3 times although I want to get rid of my coomer habits
22 min later 136056136 Anonymous
>>136056100
Once, twice max (rarely)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX7 OoAqOBAE
23 min later 136056192 Anonymous
>>136056100
About .072 times a day
24 min later 136056248 Anonymous
>>136056039
You didn't enjoy reading about the intoxicating mixture of ocean smell with man sweat? Fuckin weirdo
25 min later 136056296 Anonymous
>>136055902
I’ve read several of his novels
The Temple Of The Golden Pavilion and Forbidden Colors were my favorites but Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea is probably the easiest to start with
25 min later 136056298 Anonymous
>>136056248
That's a bad smell.
25 min later 136056312 Anonymous
>>136056136
Rarely? Wtf I have do to it on the morning as soon as I wake up and after going to bed at night. Yesterday I had lots of dreams, I rarely remember them so I don't know if fapping before sleep has any influence over dreams, do you guys know something about dreaming?
25 min later 136056320 Anonymous
Where do you see yourself in 10 years /cum/
26 min later 136056336 Anonymous
>>136056298
Sounded tasty to me
26 min later 136056338 Anonymous
>>136055315
try way back machine?
26 min later 136056369 Anonymous
>>136056009
>>136056045
>>136056296
I guess I'll give him a read
26 min later 136056373 Anonymous
>>136056320
posting in /cum/
27 min later 136056392 Anonymous
>>136056100
1, wish i could do 2-3+
28 min later 136056438 Anonymous
>>136056320
drawing for an indie game company
28 min later 136056452 Anonymous (1608090602301.jpg 1080x1349 165kB)
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I liked the part in confessions of a mask where the ocean washes away his sin
28 min later 136056459 Anonymous
Finding out the Russians were behind the latest hacks guaranteed Trump would be quiet about it lol
29 min later 136056498 Anonymous
>>136056312
idk...I usually fap after waking up.
And I really can't remember my dreams all that much...I guess because I always sleep at ungodly hours and am suffering from severe sleep deprivation.
29 min later 136056527 Anonymous
>>136056320
Hopefully dead
30 min later 136056552 Anonymous
There is no higher expression of love than getting breast implants for your bf/husband
30 min later 136056556 Anonymous (795EA8F5-DF3C-463F-8715-A41B9985743B.jpg 980x490 66kB)
>>136056459
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>>136056320
hopefully scoring a movie and working on vidya
30 min later 136056568 Anonymous
>>136056320
as an alligator
30 min later 136056587 Anonymous
>>136056552
Fake tits don't feel very good.
31 min later 136056596 Anonymous
>>136056320
Designing some cool products.
31 min later 136056623 Anonymous
>>136056320
part time employment
apartment
fish tank
31 min later 136056631 Anonymous
really glad I don't have non-mainstream fetishes
the big porn purge did very little for me
32 min later 136056655 Anonymous
If dubs gonna kms
32 min later 136056662 Anonymous
When I went to a concert in Taiwan last year Mass Of The Fermenting Dregs was the opening act and after the show I bought the solo album of the singer, listening to it now for the first time kek
A waste of 15 buxxx or whatever it cost me. The type of shit only weebs can pretend to enjoy with a straight face.
32 min later 136056677 Anonymous (1321411384105.jpg 500x312 22kB)
>>136056552
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>>136056587
whomst've cares
32 min later 136056683 Anonymous
>>136056655
Sorry bro, we hardly knew ye.
33 min later 136056717 Anonymous
>>136054892
gonna name my son Hurminanocleciousgrungarusbogarshop otomushumarshdargopagratus
33 min later 136056723 Anonymous
>>136056662
I met a guy who was honest to god their biggest fan, he went to japan 3 times just to get at the front of their concert
they fuckin stink, man
33 min later 136056734 Anonymous
>>136056631
I have masturbated primarily to hentai since I was 14. I am fucked beyond belief. The idea that people watch physical porn and were affected by this I find quaint
34 min later 136056749 Anonymous
>>136056723
I quite like them TBHonné but her solo album is garb as HECK
35 min later 136056795 Anonymous
>>136055007
He wants your mom to be vegan, she needs to lose weight
35 min later 136056821 Anonymous
>>136056320
Joining the CPC
35 min later 136056842 Anonymous
>>136056655
damn anon
36 min later 136056870 Anonymous
Good news everyone
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-c anada-55370919
36 min later 136056894 Anonymous
https://www.xvideos.com/video347249 59/busty_brunette_jessica_bangkok_l icks_her_lesbian_lover_alyssa_reece _s_hot_cunt_on_the_sofa
Just came to this
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>>136056655
>>136056677
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>>136056870
What a true KING
37 min later 136056944 Anonymous
>>136056870
Imagine being that guy. Divorced and sued his parents at 42. Jfc
38 min later 136056951 Anonymous
watching 3dpd porn is fucked and VERY degenerate
38 min later 136056961 Anonymous
>>136056870
kek
38 min later 136056984 Anonymous
>>136056870
fuckin nice
39 min later 136057037 Anonymous
>>136056870
>Mother, your debt
>You haven't paid it off yet
40 min later 136057064 Anonymous (1Z3A2663A.jpg 1000x1500 735kB)
>>136056951
take the javpill fren
40 min later 136057081 Anonymous
irritable bowel syndrome
40 min later 136057107 Anonymous
>>136056870
Gamers win again
41 min later 136057117 Anonymous
I do not like Japan.
41 min later 136057130 Anonymous
>>136055308
>>136055372
i remember in highschool, i saw a qt wearing one of those shitty headbands from nartuo. i unironically fantasized about walking up to her and explaining why her taste in anime fucking sucked, but fortunately i failed to commit.
i miss the mid 2000s so fucking much, bros.
41 min later 136057136 Anonymous (EpHSMvXVoAYQpzV.jpg 1081x864 138kB)
I love Japan
41 min later 136057145 Anonymous
Don't mean to toot my own horn but I'm quite confident in saying that I could pin down and subdue every poster ITT.
42 min later 136057185 Anonymous
footkraut is 39 and still lives with his parents
he has never been married
he has never had sex
and he has been on disabilities his whole adult life
43 min later 136057193 Anonymous
no big american bf to subdue me
43 min later 136057222 Anonymous
>>136057145
Bro stop, your gonna make the Finn horny
43 min later 136057238 Anonymous
I have this Army slut stationed in Germany in my snap.
What do they even do here?
All she does is post snaps of her doing dumb shit in the dorm with Negros and Mexicans.
43 min later 136057241 Anonymous
>>136057064
Jav is trash unless its a bwc or bbc pounding that japuss
45 min later 136057287 Anonymous
>>136057185
Wrong he's a 39 year old office drone that goes on frequent sex tourism vacations because he's never had sex without money involved
45 min later 136057301 Anonymous
>>136057145
The only thing you can pin down and subdue is your gf's boyfriend cock in your ass.
45 min later 136057325 Anonymous (1601078880194.png 782x168 35kB)
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>>136057185
>he has never been married
uuh yeah because I will get married next year?!
>>136057287
nonsensical post
45 min later 136057343 Anonymous
>>136057238
>Negros and Mexicans
like, nigresses and chicas? you should get her to have an orgy with them, record it, forward said recording to you and then post it here.
46 min later 136057361 Anonymous
>>136057238
Based welfare queen taking snaps all day and mogging germans on german soil
46 min later 136057385 Anonymous
>>136057343
No, men (boys).
47 min later 136057417 Anonymous
>>136057385
i sleep
47 min later 136057436 Anonymous
>>136057238
American women that use snapchat are really boring, so they never really have anything going on
49 min later 136057541 Anonymous
>>136057325
women are so stupid, kids don't die of rona. buncha fucking drama queens
50 min later 136057571 Anonymous
>>136057329
Yea tell em foot king
50 min later 136057614 Anonymous
Jason, any input?
https://twitter.com/finbratbella/st atus/1340050739008253957
51 min later 136057648 Anonymous
footkraut's parents don't allow him to travel alone
the taiwan posting months was just him with a proxy
52 min later 136057677 Anonymous
probably gonna be horny tomorrow, just got a feeling. i apologize in advance for anything i may post.
52 min later 136057693 Anonymous
>>136057648
NordVPN (I used the code "PewDiePie")
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52 min later 136057711 Anonymous (1600639977234.gif 480x270 272kB)
>mexican bois
53 min later 136057747 Anonymous
>>136057677
we cool bro, as long as it isn't gay shit
54 min later 136057782 Anonymous (1590625250885.webm 432x570 1261kB)
>>136057747
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>>136057782
bro come on
55 min later 136057884 Anonymous
>>136057827
Go die
56 min later 136057907 Anonymous
>>136057884
hein?!
56 min later 136057908 Anonymous (pigg.jpg 736x729 109kB)
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>>136057747
don't worry, i keep the twink stuff to myself.
57 min later 136057990 Anonymous
>>136057711
Interested in that uncut chorizo?
57 min later 136058012 Anonymous
>>136057136
yum
57 min later 136058026 Anonymous
Where is my best British friend?
58 min later 136058081 Anonymous (1581544166989.jpg 720x900 105kB)
>>136057827
I'd like to cum on
59 min later 136058113 Anonymous
REALLY excited for Belle Delphine's fucktape
1 hours later 136058245 Anonymous
https://vocaroo.com/19Fi2vHnMQJW
1 hours later 136058261 Anonymous
>>136056100
1 to 2, I can't really stop. I'm convinced nofappers lasting multiple weeks are cut, there's no other explanation.
1 hours later 136058263 Anonymous
>>136058113
didn't it already come out
1 hours later 136058291 Anonymous
>>136058245
this is basically my head 24/7
1 hours later 136058331 Anonymous
>>136058245
wish i could talk like that. i'm a mumbler
1 hours later 136058350 Anonymous
>>136058263
idk because her archive is down :(
1 hours later 136058386 Anonymous
No horny images unless it's an original
1 hours later 136058414 Anonymous
I’ve spent weeks sending my friend sissy hypno because I wouldn’t be able to get a gf any other way.
1 hours later 136058415 Anonymous (13458780_1121605074562560_5225102261810533605_o.jpg 1152x1152 171kB)
>>136058386
1 hours later 136058421 Anonymous (1582217151248.jpg 960x960 58kB)
just jerked off to pictures of the last girl I had sex with
1 hours later 136058476 Anonymous
>>136058421
If you don't talk anymore you should really delete those.
1 hours later 136058479 Anonymous
>>136058421
Mind sharing?
Naughty pictures or regular insta pics?!
1 hours later 136058519 Anonymous
>>136058263
It comes out on christmas day
1 hours later 136058534 Anonymous (AD8067F4-7A47-4902-9C5A-B639B17F6D88.png 612x857 95kB)
>If you don't talk anymore you should really delete those.
1 hours later 136058544 Anonymous
>>136058476
now why would I do such a thing?
>>136058479
I do mind
1 hours later 136058554 Anonymous
>>136058421
That makes me feel guilty. I just look at them and sulk
1 hours later 136058557 Anonymous
>>136058544
>I do mind
yeah ok freak
1 hours later 136058565 Anonymous (1587415378947.gif 800x800 137kB)
1 hours later 136058580 Anonymous
Kinda craving some dill pickles. Nothing else just the pickles
1 hours later 136058598 Anonymous
>>136058557
incel
1 hours later 136058604 Anonymous
>>136058544
Because it's the right thing to do and it's not good for you either.
1 hours later 136058615 Anonymous
me and you
and you and me
1 hours later 136058627 Anonymous
How come when I look up beastiality I only see german niggers?
Most pedophiles are germans
1 hours later 136058635 Anonymous
Imagine having a home button on your iPad lmao
1 hours later 136058640 Anonymous (1597493858740.png 500x374 224kB)
>>136058604
1 hours later 136058642 Anonymous (1605835933418.jpg 225x225 8kB)
>>136058386
>pic is (you)
1 hours later 136058668 Anonymous
germans be like
1 hours later 136058677 Anonymous
>>136058598
Sorry I meant to say Twitch Staff
1 hours later 136058685 Anonymous
>>136058619
jesus christ man
1 hours later 136058724 Anonymous
>>136058615
go on...
1 hours later 136058735 Anonymous (1592270201664.gif 105x140 475kB)
>>136058685
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>>136058642
But it would also increase the quality of the threads. But yes maybe a little
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>>136058685
He is not a man
1 hours later 136058852 Anonymous
>>136058789
Why?
1 hours later 136058857 Anonymous
getting very cold in the dumb old condo
plugged in a space heater
1 hours later 136058887 Anonymous (kelis.jpg 400x400 47kB)
...this is it....yeah....
...said I've paid my dues for all that i've done...
...and I showed you that I love you more than once...
...theres nothing left there to decide....
...said you might trick me once...
...I won't let you trick me twice....
1 hours later 136058928 Anonymous
>>136058857
Space heater is a much cooler name than it has any right to be.
1 hours later 136058944 Anonymous
>>136058789
Where is this
>Have sex
>Your whole neighbourhood hears it
Kinda hot ngl
1 hours later 136058955 Anonymous
>>136058857
But how's it work if you're not in space?
1 hours later 136058959 Anonymous
>>136058887
Take your prozac nigger
1 hours later 136058960 Anonymous (c5ffecb9aa484fcbb1171347d596eecc6fd06db8aa3864b261b95498d2b8a373.jpg 1080x898 79kB)
1 hours later 136058968 Anonymous
>space heater
nigga that's called the sun...
1 hours later 136058971 Anonymous
>>136058928
its the closest i'll get to the moon
1 hours later 136058978 Anonymous
>>136058789
Imagine a landslide occurring there.
1 hours later 136059056 Anonymous
>>136058971
I'm sure there's other means
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>>136058944
haiti if i remember correctly
1 hours later 136059153 Anonymous
>>136058944
Does that sound ideal to you? I wouldn't be able to look at them anymore
1 hours later 136059173 Anonymous
get drunk and start googling airport statistics [x]
1 hours later 136059187 Anonymous (peperetard3dmovie.jpg 1643x1849 442kB)
>>136059056
enhanced reality
1 hours later 136059259 Anonymous
>>136059187
That is tomorrow night's plan. Need to get more on the playlist and I should be good to go
1 hours later 136059284 e|i (1_HGj8E9ov64LLRBFaIXCGjw.jpg 1200x627 122kB)
my attempts at being a regular on /mtfg/ failed again
literally everyone ignores me
1 hours later 136059296 Anonymous
how do I stop hyperfixating on the 5% i dislike about a person
1 hours later 136059305 Anonymous
>>136059284
gee i wonder why
1 hours later 136059318 Anonymous
Some men are coomers with such passion that they take art to another level
https://imgur.com/riiWqvz
1 hours later 136059344 Anonymous
>>136056024
is this real
1 hours later 136059352 e|i
>>136059305
me too
i dont have problems talking to women but talking to trannies is like they dont like me
1 hours later 136059356 Anonymous
This mexican motherfucker needs to jaja himself out of a fucking bridge
1 hours later 136059377 Anonymous
>>136059356
are you the nazi french guy
1 hours later 136059379 Anonymous
>>136059352
Post your cock already
1 hours later 136059389 Anonymous (contacts.jpg 500x498 37kB)
right wing be liek:
>I ain't wearing no mask Im not a blind zombie no vaccine for me I ain't no sheep
>why don't brown people just obey the police and stop the anarchy? just be a good boy, obey your authorities and no bad can happen to ya
1 hours later 136059438 Anonymous
maga bros do we really?
1 hours later 136059463 Anonymous
>>136059284
>>136059352
>>136059389
Hey look guys mexico in the /cum/ board, like whattt???
1 hours later 136059465 Anonymous
watching the new Expanse brehs
1 hours later 136059469 Anonymous (1606517159731.jpg 598x574 21kB)
ooowwweeeeehh
1 hours later 136059480 Anonymous
>>136059379
Die faggot retard shit eater
1 hours later 136059498 Anonymous
>>136059438
trust the plan
1 hours later 136059505 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoK Z_dUg34I
1 hours later 136059509 Anonymous
I need a computer chair that reclines somehow so I can lay in that instead of going to bed. Something like that. The most important thing is I never have to go to bed.
1 hours later 136059532 Anonymous
>>136059509
Get PewDiePie's chair
1 hours later 136059560 Anonymous
>>136059389
Republicans be like
>Law and order, law and order!
>WTF BURN THE SUPREME COURT DOWN THEY DIDN'T MAKE TRUMP A KING
1 hours later 136059567 Anonymous
>>136059532
I don't know what chair pewdiepie has
1 hours later 136059612 Anonymous (22c318465b51a465db106cf8b2e14c8f.jpg 500x700 47kB)
>>136059480
waaaooooww
>>136059567
https://canada.clutchchairz.com/pew diepie/
1 hours later 136059617 Anonymous
>>136059389
>not wearing a mask
>burning down buildings and assaulting police
wow these things are so similar
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>>136059509
what do you have against bed-kun?
1 hours later 136059680 Anonymous
>>136059509
how will you exercise your heart and veins to avoid clotting
1 hours later 136059690 Anonymous
>>136059612
Kinda cool. Wouldn't buy anything with an internet celebrity's branding though
1 hours later 136059711 Anonymous
>>136059690
then buy an unbranded one...
1 hours later 136059747 Anonymous
>>136059673
He's done me rough and wrong many times.
1 hours later 136059752 Anonymous
Canadians be like
>Trump and American republicans live rent free in my head
1 hours later 136059767 Anonymous
Communists be leik
>umm read more heckin theory okay sweetie I'm done with this conversation I have 6 more debates lined up that I need to upload to my 5 subscriber youtube channel
1 hours later 136059800 Anonymous
All the songs in this are unironically amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1p VLJl_snc
1 hours later 136059813 Anonymous
i be like
1 hours later 136059823 Anonymous
>>136059767
i am neither a magatard nor a communist
1 hours later 136059824 Anonymous
I wish Vaush gets beheaded while his fat goblin GF watches with a machete up her gut
1 hours later 136059833 Anonymous
>>136059680
Do you normally do that in the bed?
1 hours later 136059838 Anonymous
>>136059752
repubs did try to jack up relations with one of our closest western allies
1 hours later 136059847 Anonymous
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1 hours later 136059883 Anonymous
>>136059847
shut up, sissy
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>>136059847
1 hours later 136059962 Anonymous (1490849061694.jpg 472x472 36kB)
>>136059747
i thought you liked dreamland
1 hours later 136060016 Anonymous (1604084492357.png 530x908 699kB)
I said her from the city so her got to be witty witty...
She said him from the country so him got to be funky funky....
1 hours later 136060022 Anonymous
>>136059962
I love sleeping from the bottom of my heart. But bed can go fuck itself and die. I just really don't like going to bed
1 hours later 136060055 Anonymous
UFOs are real
1 hours later 136060090 Anonymous
>>136057990
Gonna use this line on bf
1 hours later 136060115 Anonymous
>>136060055
yeah, real fake
1 hours later 136060130 Anonymous
>>136060055
UFOPORNO
1 hours later 136060139 Anonymous
>>136060055
muh israeli expert confirmed
1 hours later 136060147 Anonymous
>>136060022
ever since I got my first laptop 10 years ago it's become a habit of mine to watch a show or stream before sleeping
that laptop's only function is being my bed computer, sitting on a low nightstand
1 hours later 136060157 Anonymous
>>136059711
But money..
1 hours later 136060175 Anonymous
Where there is cheese, there are rats.
Wherever there are rats, there are cats.
Wherever there are cats, there are DOGS.
If you got dem dogZ you got BITCHES.
Bitches always out to put they paws on your RICHES!!
1 hours later 136060208 Anonymous
>>136060147
Used to do that when I was 16 with a stack of books for it the ventilate.
1 hours later 136060287 Anonymous (1605191625740.jpg 600x600 86kB)
Imagine being as content as this lil doge
1 hours later 136060343 Anonymous
what toppings should i put on my pizza
1 hours later 136060376 Anonymous
>>136060343
From bottom to top
Tomato Sauce
Sauce Hollandaise
Cheese
Turkish Sucuk Sausage
thank me later
1 hours later 136060378 Anonymous
looks like someone here needs to get a life
that someone is me
1 hours later 136060382 Anonymous
>>136060343
Mushrooms
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>>136060343
Greek/Mediterranean
1 hours later 136060389 Anonymous
didn't realize the frozen veggie pizza i bought has fake vegan cheese on it, fml
1 hours later 136060439 Anonymous
>>136060385
good choice, feta on pizza rules
1 hours later 136060453 Anonymous
how do i sit up all day without wanting to kms
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>>136060453
Just start loving your life
1 hours later 136060485 Anonymous
>>136060453
Just kill yourself
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>>136060439
wish i liked feta
1 hours later 136060542 Anonymous
>>136060343
pineapple
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retarded chink at my work keeps using paper towels to open doors, keeps wrapping paper towels around hand tools, as some sort of defense against corona
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UGH...so close to resubbing.....
1 hours later 136060607 Anonymous
would it be an affront to tribalists if i got scifi tribal tats
1 hours later 136060706 Anonymous (1267576_307265762748242_290466701_o.jpg 480x480 63kB)
>>136060607
don't even think about it
1 hours later 136060714 Anonymous
>>136060530
i only like the cow feta, goat feta tastes like ass and feet
1 hours later 136060755 Anonymous
>>136060714
most of the feta i have experienced is in american lasagna and i hate it
wish americans used bechamel instead
1 hours later 136060766 Anonymous
>>136060542
NO
1 hours later 136060768 Anonymous
>>136060607
literally the worst thing you could tattoo on your body. you'd be better off with hitler's face.
1 hours later 136060779 Anonymous (1597427773543.jpg 326x233 8kB)
How do you not autistically shut down when talking to a cute cashier? especially when they say "hello how are you?" with a nice smile
asking for a friend hahahaahah
1 hours later 136060792 Anonymous
>>136060755
do Americans really...
1 hours later 136060816 Anonymous
>>136060792
southern italians immigrated to america and they use feta instead of bechamel
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why would you ever need onlyfans?
1 hours later 136060839 Anonymous
How does Jason feel about his face being on so many random people's hard drives? Also, could someone post the soyjason edit please?
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>>136060779
Just nod and don't say anything
Bitch just scan my items and leave me alone like tf
>>136060839
He cute...
1 hours later 136060891 Anonymous
Post your mom's tits
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>>136060378
Don't we all. Well most of us at least
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>>136060880
Thanks
1 hours later 136060933 Anonymous
something i don't like about borderlands is that every time you die the boss always regains all its health
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>>136060917
You are very very very much WELCOME my friend
1 hours later 136061009 Anonymous
>>136060779
I do that with all cashiers. Been grocery shopping for myself for almost 3 months and I still haven't gotten the hang of it entirely
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>>136060880
>Just nod and don't say anything
>Bitch just scan my items and leave me alone like tf
that's what I do + avoiding eye contact but it feels wrong bro...
1 hours later 136061112 Anonymous
i've only ever found 1 cashier attractive
she was like indian or something
1 hours later 136061188 Anonymous
How do we feel about this video my guys?
https://streamable.com/t0s3oh
1 hours later 136061198 Anonymous
>>136061112
there were lots of attractive ones in my college town
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>>136061112
Most cashiers(female) here are qt which is the problem
1 hours later 136061240 Anonymous
>>136060287
well yeah little mutt has like $1500 to spend on doggy treats, you'd be jacked too
1 hours later 136061276 Anonymous
>>136061232
wright in a bennis...
2 hours later 136061323 Anonymous
janny keeps warning me for gamer words
2 hours later 136061328 Anonymous
does anyone else think weed smells like armpit sweat
2 hours later 136061340 Anonymous
>>136061232
just wait till you start getting a bazillion apu's and ferdinandoritas
2 hours later 136061379 Anonymous
>>136061188
Kinda rude
2 hours later 136061403 Anonymous
>>136061328
The citrus and piney stuff smells pretty good. Some of it just smells like straight dogshit though
2 hours later 136061413 Anonymous
it's another listening to avril lavigne's debut album type night
2 hours later 136061444 Anonymous (__guy_fieri_real_life_and_2_more_drawn_by_tyrone__sample-1a7a9d15763646b37d70a18e912583f4.jpg 850x1204 126kB)
>>136061340
the qtest cashiers are usually punjabis tho
2 hours later 136061460 Anonymous
I want her to sit naked on my chest again. Our mixed juices dripping down onto my chest as we talk about this and that.
2 hours later 136061524 Anonymous (1607989681423.png 268x258 139kB)
>>136061460
2 hours later 136061554 Anonymous
whads up bloodclot
2 hours later 136061597 Anonymous
lol y'all gon get the covid
2 hours later 136061610 Anonymous
>>136061554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGg DRS71Gg8
2 hours later 136061833 Anonymous
do not horny post here. it only excites footkraut.
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>>136061833
yessss
2 hours later 136061913 Anonymous
>>136061868
very nice bosoms
2 hours later 136061934 Anonymous
get two birds stoned at once
2 hours later 136062023 Anonymous
>>136061934
what did you gave the birds?
2 hours later 136062053 Anonymous
>>136061328
i can't smell weed, which is probably good because people usually complain that it's pretty unpleasant so i don't have to worry about the smell.
2 hours later 136062064 Anonymous
Guess it's an Alien Ant Farm type night after all
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i smell but need to go buy booze before the crowds buzz in
2 hours later 136062128 Anonymous (ae2ff022d2f7aa6d6234b6ad4e4059b413872b24da1151398c65bf37ae5cbdfe.jpg 750x1052 188kB)
Hello?!
2 hours later 136062152 Anonymous
I want to go toehunting and drinking lager with fk the footkang
2 hours later 136062296 Anonymous
>>136062152
BASED
Coors or Busch?
2 hours later 136062299 Anonymous
>>136061868
Literally a perfect woman
2 hours later 136062306 Anonymous
why does literally every apartment complex I can find on google have 2-3 star reviews?
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>>136062306
Most people don't go out of their way to rate things unless they're mad about something
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>>136062317
2 hours later 136062430 Anonymous
The veggie pizza with fake cheese isn't that bad. Real cheese is better though
2 hours later 136062442 Anonymous
>>136062433
>>136062433
>>136062433
>>136062433
>>136062433
>>136062433
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>>136062296
Coors if those were the only 2 choices.
2 hours later 136062473 Anonymous
>>136062344
unironically a nice looking dress but >$55
2 hours later 136062492 Anonymous
>>136062445
IDK they sound like bro beers to me.
the type of cold ones you'd crack open with a bud on the porch
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>>136062317
tran
2 hours later 136062698 Anonymous
>>136062502
no, delusional retard
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