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2020-12-18 03:58 136009877 Anonymous HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT (NIGGERS.jpg 2345x837 124kB)
AS SAID, WE CAN CLOSE THE BORDERS THAT WONT FIX ANYTHING
HOW DO WE FIX THIS TO POOR EXCUSES OF COUNTRIES?
1 min later 136009920 Anonymous
>>136009877
Brazil is improving, Argentina not so much,
2 min later 136009946 Anonymous
please annex us
2 min later 136009958 Anonymous
>>136009917
i'm here, alive and posting, so no
2 min later 136009963 Anonymous
>>136009920
>Brazil is improving,
kek
2 min later 136009969 Anonymous (1607914328051.jpg 1080x1575 158kB)
>>136009877
Mind your own business Arshitina 2.0
We have nothing to do with you
3 min later 136009987 Anonymous (2313f15fb0132ae089f9979365975508.jpg 474x632 20kB)
>>136009920
>Brazil is improving
3 min later 136010016 Anonymous
>>136009969
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL AND BOLSONARO IS GONNA PAY FOR IT
5 min later 136010072 Anonymous
>>136009963
>>136009987
yes it’s improving, or atleast recovering,
8 min later 136010167 Anonymous
>>136010072
well, leaving memes aside.
my city and the places around it have really improved a lot, I can't complain
11 min later 136010242 Anonymous
>>136010072
Dude, we're worse than Argentina. We didn't saved either lives or the economy during the pandemic. The only thing that our federal government is doing is giving less than a minimum wage for the millions of poor people, so they don't starve and freak out and start rioting and making chaos on the streets, but it will end at the final of this month. We're really totally fucked, and things will only get worse
12 min later 136010292 Anonymous
>>136010242
>pandemia
>yer with less death than 2019
kek
21 min later 136010596 Anonymous (1606573868353.png 500x506 127kB)
>>136009920
29 min later 136010862 Anonymous
>>136009877
You should try to move you country away. Maybe close to Las Malvinas. We are the normal ones.Your functionality is uncommon for the region
30 min later 136010893 Anonymous
>>136010242
You ae wrong. We are going badly, but Argentina is going worse. For now at least.
31 min later 136010926 Anonymous (uruguay.png 400x553 29kB)
Honestly the only solution is to annex then and govern them from Montevideo
32 min later 136010959 Anonymous
>>136010926
I unironically agree
33 min later 136010972 Anonymous
>>136010242
>we're worse than Argentina
no, we're not
34 min later 136010995 Anonymous (52e.png 600x737 498kB)
>>136010926
Annex the argies and go be happy with them, leave us alone
35 min later 136011039 Anonymous
>>136010926
LatAm alliance is the only solution
36 min later 136011072 Anonymous
>>136009920
Top kek
37 min later 136011090 Anonymous
>Uruguay stops being in the shadow of its neighbors for 12 picoseconds
>"ughh.... these fucking SLACKS dragging us down, we should fucking ANNEX them already"
it's like looking at a small Chihuahua gnawing at your heels
the last time some cunt actually put their money where their mouth was and did it they lost most of their male population, and they were a more formidable opponent at the time
42 min later 136011237 Anonymous
>>136011090
>imagine being this butthurt
>imagine seeing Marcos Galperini(the richest man in South America) move from Argentina to Uruguay due to significantly lower taxes
53 min later 136011541 Anonymous
>>136010926
All smart brazilians agree with you.
54 min later 136011561 Anonymous
>>136011541
Nah, give Brazil to the amerisharts.
54 min later 136011563 Anonymous
>>136009877
i want to see their gaysex
1 hours later 136012032 Anonymous
>>136011561
A valid alternative
1 hours later 136012220 Anonymous
>>136011541
>>136011561
>>136012032
the Seat of Power is in Montevideo but the overlord is Bolsonaro
I'm pretty sure Bolsonaro would get elected in the three countries
1 hours later 136012233 Anonymous (mariscal lopez.jpg 450x777 113kB)
i got your solution right here
1 hours later 136012269 Anonymous
>>136012220
We wouldn't, bolsonaro would never win in Uruguay, also he's going to lose in 2022
1 hours later 136012326 Anonymous (1608262247847.png 400x553 29kB)
>>136012233
eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh last time it didn't go so well for you
just join us m8
1 hours later 136012347 Anonymous
>>136009877
they should be annexed by uwugay
1 hours later 136012388 Anonymous
>>136012269
he would win in a landslide here
we're tired of communists and we're tired of politically correct politicians
Bolsonaro would rake an 80% win here
1 hours later 136012413 Anonymous
>>136012326
that was the idea but...
i accept your invitation urubro
now we will control the monopoly of meat
1 hours later 136012421 Anonymous
>>136012347
yep, unironically this
1 hours later 136012465 Anonymous
>>136009877
Balkanize Brazil, each state becomes its own country. Adopt extreme isolationist policies in each of the new countries, done.
1 hours later 136012570 Anonymous
>>136012388
>Bolsonaro would rake an 80% win here
Brazil is much more right wing than Uruguay, you guys have weed and if you talk about in Brazil people will treat you like a piece of shit and his voter said he would win like that in Brazil, turns out he needed the second turn to win against a pretty shitty leftist. You're not fooling me, he would lose horribly in Uruguay.
1 hours later 136012632 Anonymous
>>136009877
by Uruguay ( and Paraguay ) being annexed by Argentina
Get off your high horse Argentine province
1 hours later 136012667 Anonymous
>>136012388
>Bolsonaro would rake an 80% win here
LMAO is Uruguay really that bad?
1 hours later 136012701 Anonymous
by killing all m*xicans
1 hours later 136012812 Anonymous
>>136012570
times change irmao
Lacalle Pou government in this 10 months is disappointing (he says it's because of the pandemic, and it's a valid excuse) BUT
HE PROMISED TO AUDIT EVERY SINGLE BRANCH OF THE STATE, BECAUSE THE LEFTARDS DIVERTED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS INTO UNKNOWN AND UNTRACEABLE ACCOUNTS
this is a SMALL country, you can't just get billions of dollars and get unpunished
Bolsonaro has the balls our President has not, he would win in a LANDSLIDE
1 hours later 136012833 Anonymous
>>136010242
m8, bolso is a retard, that's true, but our economy is unironically recovering and at a must better rate than Argentina. Ironically, cause they destroyed their economy but their death rate per capita is almost the same as ours.
As I said, I agree with you that Bolso is a retard, but nothing, with the exception of Maduro, comes close to the retardation that is Fernández and the Argentinian government in general. The guy is catastrophe.
1 hours later 136012844 Anonymous
>>136009946
1 hours later 136012888 Anonymous
>>136012326
Pedro II should've accepted Argentina's proposal and annex Paraguay along with them. At least I could claim Guarânia is Brazilian.
He was too progressive for his time though, a pity...
1 hours later 136012904 Anonymous
>>136009877
Im surprised Uruguay isn't swamped by Argentinian and Brazilian refugees desu
1 hours later 136012940 Anonymous
>>136012812
I really doubt you would change a corrupt for another, bolsonaro tried to put his son as ambassador in the USA and the guy didn't have any formation in that area. He fired one of the main ministers in the government (the one in Justice) just because he refused to intercede on the investigations against another one of his sons. The guy is a complete douchebag that doesn't know what he's doing and he's basically a right wing populist. I really doubt Uruguay would be dumb enough to make the same mistake we did.
1 hours later 136012968 Anonymous
>>136012904
You guys don't understand Latin America. We move to places where there's jobs. Uruguay, despite being a very nice and comfy countr, has only 3 or 4 million people, there's pretty much no industry there. If anything, they would be moving to São Paulo to get high paying jobs.
1 hours later 136012986 Anonymous
>>136012968
Brazil is not latin american.
1 hours later 136012998 Anonymous
>>136009920
Yes
1 hours later 136013006 Anonymous
>>136012904
1 fat and untrained Uruguayan with a plastic fork could actually kill 10 special ops trained Brazilian or Argentinian military
its just what makes us different, you know
1 hours later 136013020 Anonymous
>>136010242
Niggertinya did worse
1 hours later 136013036 Anonymous
>>136012968
Fair enough. I'm surprised we don't see more Latin American immigrants here, considering the amount of indians, nepalese and other 3rd worlders managed to make their way here, it's obviously possible
1 hours later 136013042 Anonymous
>>136013036
Brazil is not latin american.
1 hours later 136013056 Anonymous
>>136012940
well, let's make the best out of our two governments
Argentinian politicians should be PURGED as every single one is a corrupted piece of shit
1 hours later 136013095 Anonymous
>>136013056
there is no single Argie leader or politician that is worth their salt
1 hours later 136013175 Anonymous
>>136013042
Yes it is, now shut the fuck up cunt
1 hours later 136013187 Anonymous
>>136012812
I heard your current government is pretty popular.
Sometimes, the best government is the center right one, the one that is not so polemist but get things done.
For example, Temer was a better president than Bolsonaro.
I agree that all leftist governments are trash though.
2 hours later 136013248 Anonymous
>>136013036
Australia isn't an industrial powerhouse big enough to attract people living in the other side of the globe.
In fact, we are probably way more stronger than you industry wise, meaning it is easier to find a job here.
Besides, Brazilians love to complain but love to live in this shithole. They prefer to live in the best parts of their state and go to Europe or burgerland here and there to visit, but that's it.
2 hours later 136013250 Anonymous
>>136013175
>Yes it is
You're not even australian
https://youtu.be/KOEQ9AuHfFE
2 hours later 136013255 Anonymous
>>136013036
We don't migrate at all, we hate this shithole but can't adapt to anything different than here.
>>136013056
Most of latam is basically filled with corrupt retards, but corruption isn't the main problem, it's the low IQ that fucks us.
2 hours later 136013454 Anonymous
>>136013255
>Most of latam is basically filled with corrupt retards, but corruption isn't the main problem, it's the low IQ that fucks us.
agreed
but let's just say it happens more commonly than everywhere else in Argentina, cause Argentinians are the pinaccle of corruption
honestly politics in South America is just a drag
in the US(with all their problems, rigged voting systems and all) people go to jail for the smallest corruption case
2 hours later 136013614 Anonymous
>>136013454
Argentina isn't even close to our corruption, haven't you seen lava jato and even lula getting arrested? Lmao we literally have corruption cases that go beyond the R$ 7 billions.
2 hours later 136013708 Anonymous
>>136013614
well you two have to purge some serious shit
i'm actually mad that two nations that could be global powers are fucked by corruption
BE BETTER
VOTE WHOEVER WANTS TO ROOT OUT CORRUPTION
BRAZIL IS LITERALLY A CONTINENT
or just call us and we'll administer it and kick the corrupts outs
2 hours later 136013734 Anonymous
>>136013708
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easier said than done idealistic tard
2 hours later 136013788 Anonymous
>>136013734
Islam is 14% of your religious population yet you use this muslim moon in your flag, why?
2 hours later 136013810 Anonymous
>>136013708
Argentina can't be a superpower, they don't have population for it. Also, Brazil tried to do that electing the guy you think is a great leader lmao.
We will eventually fix our shit in the upcoming years and start growing fast again, until another populist comes and puts us in a shitty situation.
2 hours later 136013859 Anonymous
>>136013788
same reason why you have Order and Progress in your flag
2 hours later 136013891 Anonymous (17143353.jpg 620x413 63kB)
>>136013708
We just need our emperor back
2 hours later 136013921 Anonymous
>>136013859
Top kek
There's tons of libertarian cucks in Brazil that love your country
2 hours later 136013930 Anonymous
>>136013734
what's wrong with being idealistic?
what's wrong with trying to fix things?
>>136013734
listen singapore boy, you're a Tax Haven
your country is smaller than my dick, and my dick is pretty small
your main income is having no taxes so every rich faggot moves there
and that's ok
but you are not allowed to participate in real country problems
2 hours later 136013945 Anonymous
>>136013859
I'm generally curious, I mean... why? Do the muslims have this much power there?
2 hours later 136013992 Anonymous (Imperial Brazil.png 2000x1292 844kB)
>>136013891
at least the monarchy is aesthetically pleasing
nothing is more ugly and souless than a republic
i would welcome them back just so we could change the flag to a nicer one
2 hours later 136014030 Anonymous
>>136013930
>real country problems
Yea because if we get hit hard we can just teleport under the earth were we hide our stolen gold from every nation
Get real faggot, this country will sink to the ground the moment some domino effect kicks in and hits us
Compare to yours were you can just wipe the slate clean and start over without heavy reprecussions
>what's wrong with being idealistic?
>what's wrong with trying to fix things?
How many times has everyone done that in LatAm and actually succeed? How many times have idealistic dumbasses try to throw their stake only to be bitten in their ass?
>>136013945
5x more Islamic
2 hours later 136014050 Anonymous
fucking zimbabwe could annex us and we would be better
fuck per*nchuds, they deserve torture
2 hours later 136014082 Anonymous
>>136014030
>5x more Islamic
i don't get it
2 hours later 136014124 Anonymous
>>136014082
same reason why Order and Progress is slapped in your banner which contradicts your cunt
2 hours later 136014169 Anonymous (images - 2020-12-18T023625.530.jpg 503x610 32kB)
>>136014124
Cope
2 hours later 136014212 Anonymous
>>136014124
the reason we have an order and progress motto in our flag its because the republicans were positivists, and put a positivist motto in the flag after the coup against the monarchy
so, are you saying there was a muslim coup in singapore and you just continue to use the moon in the flag ever since?
2 hours later 136014313 Anonymous
>>136014212
no its because we wanted to spite Malaysia by having five stars
>put a positivist motto in the flag after the coup against the monarchy
So much for that when for its entire history, its been mired with corruption or borderline wars while giving nothing back to the world
2 hours later 136014315 Anonymous
>>136014030
>this country will sink to the ground the moment some domino effect kicks in and hits us
not happening
there's a lot of tax havens in this world but some of them are just immune to everything
Singapore
British Virgin Islands
The Bahamas
Bermuda
et-cetera
2 hours later 136014361 Anonymous
>>136014313
can't you just have a normal conversation?
> borderline wars while giving nothing back to the world
??
2 hours later 136014506 Anonymous
>>136014315
BUT IF ANY COUNTRY DEFIES THE EURO DEFINITION OF TAX HAVEN, YOU¡RE GONNA GET PUNISHED
like we did in 2010. The Retarded President of France Nikolas Sarkozy decided too much french money was funneled to out country and single-handedly decided we were going too far and included us in the TAX HAVEN" black list"
fun times the 2010'
2 hours later 136014511 Anonymous
I don't understand how nations can be poor. Like just don't be corrupt lmao mate
2 hours later 136014552 Anonymous
>>136014511
yeah lmao
good take Chang
2 hours later 136014585 Anonymous
>>136014552
We were rich before any immigrants. We are just based like that
2 hours later 136014638 Anonymous
JUST BE FIRST WORLD LOL
2 hours later 136014692 Anonymous
>>136014511
>Like just don't be corrupt lmao mate
Easier said than done.
3 hours later 136014728 Anonymous
>>136014638
>>136014692
Stop coping. Corruption is a cultural and moral problem. Ethical people wouldn't do that. If you have the correct societal behaviours, like we have, it would be virtually non existent
3 hours later 136014793 Anonymous
>>136014728
There is nothing to cope about. That's how things are. The powers that be want Canada to import a million foreigners and sellout the entirety of land to chinese millionaires, and Uruguay to be a small country experiment for retarded gay shit that nobody cares about because we're 3 million people.
3 hours later 136014842 Anonymous
>>136014728
i mean, some nations have some problems and other nations have other problems
usually "first world" nations have the most stupid problems, like your army having to get faggots and address them "by their pronouns"
3 hours later 136014934 Anonymous
>>136014793
that's just neoliberals at work, powers that be is a spook
3 hours later 136015033 Anonymous
>>136014934
Well, our neoliberals are retarded. We had one guy that tried to be a underdog newcomer as president, failed, worked as a chancellor for the elected government for 2 months and then decided to quit all political activity forever. That's the state of things. It will take a miracle to change things. And by miracle I mean people dying of old age and having no descendants taking the political mantle.
3 hours later 136015076 Anonymous
>>136015033
Idk, they only care about economics and economics power here. They want this cunt to have 100mill people by 2100 so it can be a global power or some shit.
3 hours later 136015126 Anonymous
>>136015076
Canada, the India of 2021.
3 hours later 136015152 Anonymous
>>136015126
I'll be dead then so it doesn't matter to me
3 hours later 136015182 Anonymous
>>136009920
kek.
>>136010072
How delusional are you? We are going downhill
3 hours later 136015263 Anonymous
>>136012388
He's a literal retard.
3 hours later 136015867 Anonymous
>>136011090
Basado
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