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2019-07-15 12:54 71882419 Anonymous (1563144737825.jpg 1080x1491 619kB)
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2 019/jul/15/india-calls-off-moon-mis sion-minutes-before-launch-liftoff- cancel-chandrayaan-2
Chandrayaan-2 wa India’s first attempt at a surface landing on the moon - a feat achieved by only Russia, the US and China. It would also be the first mission to land on the unexplored lunar south pole.
In January, a Chinese spacecraft became the first to land on the far side of the moon, while in April, the Israeli spacecraft Beresheet, the first privately funded mission to the moon, crashed after an apparent engine failure.
1 min later 71882440 Anonymous
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Poo in peace Chandrayaan-2
1 min later 71882443 Anonymous
lol who cares
we are the fastest growing population and higher the population higher teh chance for a genius like einstain
get ready to get fucked
6 min later 71882493 Anonymous
>>71882443
+1 get fucked bakras
10 min later 71882556 Anonymous (1524762859922.jpg 1920x1080 707kB)
>>71882443
>higher the population higher teh chance for a genius
can't wait for all those sub saharan geniuses....any day now...
12 min later 71882578 Anonymous
>>71882443
its a country of 1.5 billion idiots. there is literally a zero percent chance that someone as smart as einstein would be born there. why do you think theyre so poor?
12 min later 71882586 giannis
>>71882443
You had omen m8, Ramanujan. Brighter than Einstein actually. But the eternal Anglo took him from you.
Funny how his health deteriorated in “advanced” England and sent him to the he grave.
13 min later 71882592 Anonymous
Damn, I was excited to whiteness the first human fecal matter being deposited on the moon
14 min later 71882603 Anonymous
>>71882592
shit was left on the moon during every Apollo program mission you fucking retard
read a book nigger
23 min later 71882717 Anonymous
>>71882603
Or, bear with me on this, you could take a fucking joke you shitsmeared currynigger.
26 min later 71882746 Anonymous
>>71882717
if joke doesn't make any sense it's a shitty joke you stupid american nigger
28 min later 71882770 Anonymous
>>71882746
You will never be white
35 min later 71882864 Anonymous
>>71882578
I'm white (honestly) and there are smart Indians. Often times they leave India so you don't realize.
But India, like China, will benefit from total modernization in the same way that Europe, North America, and Japan have. They just need to uplift the billions of street shitters and soulless Chink drones to be capable of greatness.
China keeps shooting itself on the foot with commie nonsense designed to keep the party wealthy and in power, but from what I can tell India actually is taking steps to modernize. It's easy to meme about how a national goal to get people to use toilets, but that's better than Chinks installing suicide nets so their slaves can't skip out on a lifetime of pulling gold out of waste electronics to buy plastic "rice".
41 min later 71882964 Anonymous (India deploys 104 satellites in space - World Record.webm 480x360 2808kB)
>>71882443
lol who cares
we are the fastest pooping population and higher the poop higher teh chance for a genius like space pooping
get ready to get pooped on
41 min later 71882967 Anonymous
>>71882864
>responding to /pol/ bait
anon...
2 hours later 71884317 Anonymous
>>71882717
He’s right though. A shart has been deposited but Neil Muttstrong, a true American hero.
2 hours later 71884330 Anonymous
>>71882964
>104 new satellites to find new places to shit
based
2 hours later 71884333 Anonymous
>>71882864
>nonsense designed to keep the elite wealthy and in power
Aren’t you an American mate?
Have you checked how much your 1% owns?
2 hours later 71884350 Anonymous (A71594DB-D579-4648-8DE0-DCEFCEB821AB.jpg 500x281 55kB)
>>71884317
3 hours later 71884590 Anonymous
>>71882419
There must be problems with the FECAL propulsion system
3 hours later 71884631 Anonymous
>>71882964
DESIGNATED POOING ATMOSPHERE
3 hours later 71884691 Anonymous
>>71882443
Ben chode
3 hours later 71884719 Anonymous
Isn't there japanese shit on the moon too
3 hours later 71884791 Anonymous
>>71882443
maybe he can teach indians to poo in loo
3 hours later 71884795 Anonymous
>>71882419
Isreael is beresheet
3 hours later 71884798 Anonymous
>>71882419
Sirs this is not fair
3 hours later 71884875 Anonymous
>>71882443
imagine needing to spam population to create genius
5 hours later 71885989 Anonymous
>>71882419
I really can't wait to watch this blow up on the launch pad.
5 hours later 71885998 Anonymous
>>71882443
based
5 hours later 71886007 Anonymous
>>71882443
>einstain
I think that genius might be you, faggot
5 hours later 71886008 Anonymous
>>71882419
Poo and liquid nitrogen do not mix
5 hours later 71886101 Anonymous
Why don't they build the toilets in India before launching stuff to the moon?
6 hours later 71886223 Anonymous
>>71886101
My random guess is india is a fragmented society. The poor and rural need toilets, the middle class need to shop and the educated need to utilize their brains. basically it seems india is trying to put its people to work and modernize.
6 hours later 71886251 Anonymous
>>71882419
It's pretty common for launches to be called off shortly before take off.
6 hours later 71886430 Anonymous
America has given up on manned missions as it a collective global agreement that the fat ass bitch retards be restricted to the Trump Land alone. Poop will deteriorate, sharts can fly however the dumbness is ever growing.. DC houses the largest collecting of backfired shit holed up with an orange orchard leading the parade.
6 hours later 71886661 Anonymous
>>71882443
>we are the fastest growing population and higher the population higher teh chance for a genius like einstain
i guess evolution really missed out on india
7 hours later 71886701 Anonymous
>superpower by 2020
more like superPOOER am I right
7 hours later 71887052 Anonymous
I despise everything about poos, their disgusting complexions, skin, smell, food, country, culture, language, names, fucking disgusting shitpit overgrown cockroaches.
7 hours later 71887063 Anonymous
>>71882419
They forgot to poo in it probably.
8 hours later 71887295 Anonymous
Btw how do I go full MJ? How do I transform my skin I to white? Proper answers only pls.
8 hours later 71887606 Anonymous
>>71884317
>Neil Muttstrong
Kek
10 hours later 71888345 Anonymous
>>71882419
I hope it accidentally crashes into a pakistani military base and the poos all nuke each other.
10 hours later 71888460 Anonymous
>>71882419
Who cares about india. Shitstain country.
10 hours later 71888463 Anonymous (402908_65271635.jpg 556x370 98kB)
>>71882493
10 hours later 71888485 Anonymous
>>71882443
>higher the population higher teh chance for a genius like einstain
A higher population also means more instances of weird birth defects. Most of the news stories of mutant babies come from India. I googled "boy with four legs" because I imagined him having two asses to shit, and unsurprisingly the first article linked by google is about an Indian boy.
10 hours later 71888513 Anonymous (Screenshot_2019-07-15_21-42-15.png 1005x741 78kB)
Go India! Make Silicon Valley a designated shitting street!
10 hours later 71888541 Anonymous
>>71888485
Why is this? The whole country is just so disgusting, down to their genetics. Mutant abomination capita of the world no doubt. The only good contribution india ever gave the world was philosophy from over 2000 years ago. It's all been down hill since then.
10 hours later 71888569 Anonymous
>>71888541
In China they just kill the mutant kids most of the time. Indians are a lot more spiritual, so they parade their kids around as avatars of some multi-armed god in thier pantheon, or something.
12 hours later 71889392 Anonymous
>>71888485
>>71888541
>he only has two arms
Sir, you are respectfully sub-human. Do needful and enter the loo for systematic extermination. Heil Vishnu.
12 hours later 71889411 Anonymous
>>71882419
A FUCKING RAMP
13 hours later 71890154 Anonymous
>>71884333
shhhh dont tell the american that “communism” is just capitalism in countries as corrupt as is
14 hours later 71890686 Anonymous
Press S to shit on moon
14 hours later 71890707 Anonymous
>>71882443
>einstain
Einshitstain more like.
14 hours later 71890725 Anonymous
S to piss on Israelis and their kike junk. Dumb Jews, can't accomplish anything without leeching from others and still fuck up.
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