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2019-07-22 11:12 71998142 Anonymous (e51.jpg 774x960 94kB)
/g/ humor thread

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>>71998153 I'm not usually into group stuff but unf.

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12 min later 71998277 Anonymous (childs-artwork-on-refrigerator-door-XDR7C9.jpg 1300x956 152kB)
>>71998253 Memcached

17 min later 71998335 Anonymous (1559073980506.png 461x660 63kB)


19 min later 71998371 Anonymous
>>71998277 Anyone remember when memcached servers were used to conduct terabyte per second ddos attacks?

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>>71998253 >right is better checks out

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>>71998335 This is just sad.

1 hours later 71998790 Anonymous (20171118_10.30.11.jpg 4011x2100 3907kB)


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>>71998142

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>>71998814 kek

1 hours later 71998852 baron von
>>71998790 live fast, die hard

1 hours later 71998866 Anonymous
>>71998852 fuck you tripfag

1 hours later 71998870 Anonymous
>>71998790 >raid 0 >ever toll paid

1 hours later 71998874 Anonymous
>>71998814 10/10 good image

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1 hours later 71998909 baron von (2019-07-22-172328_2560x1422_scrot.png 2560x1422 267kB)
>>71998870 >be me >use zfs for raid0 on my laptop server is this really that bad

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1 hours later 71998969 Anonymous
try to think of a clever name for your folder call it.. >nrop

1 hours later 71999061 baron von
>>71998963 it's like the viking version of rms lmao, love it. Mind if I share?

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>>71998790 can someone explain

1 hours later 71999209 Anonymous
>>71999194 He had an 8 drive raid 0 You lose one of those drives, you lose all the data.

1 hours later 71999211 Anonymous (1476748567560.jpg 500x555 28kB)
>>71999152 >

1 hours later 71999225 Anonymous
>>71999194 He stored his data all across 8 drives with no redundancy. That means most of the data is likely fragmented and there are bits and pieces everywhere, but you can make sense of them as long as you have access to everything. One of the drives failed which means everything is fucked. In essence, that's what happened.

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1 hours later 71999240 Anonymous (oogaboogaaa.jpg 800x450 42kB)
>>71999194 raid 0 bad

1 hours later 71999263 Anonymous (1415556479995.jpg 276x280 24kB)
>>71999167 Never fails.

1 hours later 71999268 Anonymous (1494267900223.gif 320x232 1027kB)
>>71999248 >Mass replier Neck yourself

1 hours later 71999270 baron von
>>71999228 It's funny but he answered his own question lol

1 hours later 71999280 Anonymous
>>71998814 i don't get it

1 hours later 71999294 Anonymous
>>71999268 >Makes a bunch of repeated posts with increasing time to wait for post, having to do the captcha everytime You're right anon

1 hours later 71999301 Anonymous
>>71999280 Without having seen the other cartoons of his it's referencing you won't.

1 hours later 71999317 Anonymous
>>71999280 IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

1 hours later 71999325 Anonymous
>>71999280 He's pretending to be gay fagit but it's not working because he keeps fucking himself

1 hours later 71999336 Anonymous
>>71999268 >t.butthurt autistic and gay poster

1 hours later 71999361 Anonymous
>>71999248 yur autistic and gay get on knees

1 hours later 71999382 Anonymous (i am fat fuck.jpg 800x619 151kB)
>>71999280 Search for the originals of that image and mine and you'll get it.

1 hours later 71999390 Anonymous
>>71999268 >being mad about mass replies Perhaps Reddit is more your speed, you can only reply to a single post at a time there

2 hours later 71999417 Anonymous
>>71999390 No one gives a shit about your opinion, dumb nigger, mass reply to a thousands of nigger cocks in your mouth.

2 hours later 71999450 Anonymous
>>71999418 >>71999417 >>>/r/eddit

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2 hours later 71999475 Anonymous
>>71999461 Time to get off the core 2 duo, gramps

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>>71998480 someone explain pls

2 hours later 71999504 baron von
>>71999481 it's a circuit used in UPS devices that allows voltage correction to be done in the case of dirty current without switching to battery, which makes the battery in the UPS last longer

2 hours later 71999505 Anonymous (1502896931703.jpg 658x720 35kB)
>>71999463 Take your pills.

2 hours later 71999533 Anonymous
>>71999504 but why is it humorous?

2 hours later 71999557 baron von (american women using laptops.jpg 1520x2688 604kB)
>>71999533 Not sure, I'm not very good at humor because of ass burgers. I think this is pretty funny though

2 hours later 71999577 Anonymous
>>71998142 man and woman are different

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2 hours later 71999616 baron von (trash can eating an apple then pooping.gif 120x200 976kB)
>>71999596 keked

3 hours later 72000153 Anonymous
>>71998142 This guy has made the exact same joke about 10 times over the course of 5 years What a retard

3 hours later 72000217 Anonymous
>>71999505 he's right though

3 hours later 72000226 Anonymous
>>71998507 >liking modern art >>>/r/eddit

3 hours later 72000263 Anonymous
>>71998142 Was the memes and pics of her actually not really being the key factor in the Black Hole imaging code true? Wasn't there some other guy that almost had more lines than the rest of the team combined?

3 hours later 72000279 Anonymous
>>72000153 I thought that was supposed to be the joke

3 hours later 72000360 Anonymous (112py.jpg 800x1200 142kB)
>>71998908 good taste

3 hours later 72000439 Anonymous
>>71999268 >>71999417 Hi. >>71999382 Funny how a parody became itself the joke. >>71999390 He's right you know. >>71999557 Is it a screen rotate feature for reading documents maybe?

3 hours later 72000442 Anonymous
>>71998812 Big oof.

3 hours later 72000462 Anonymous
>>71999461 This is why you get an SSD.

3 hours later 72000486 Anonymous
>>71999616 lol this was my boot.img back in the day

3 hours later 72000510 Anonymous (fuckyou.png 650x1038 84kB)
>>71999463 fuck off nigger

3 hours later 72000547 Anonymous
>>71998909 Yes and you should feel bad

4 hours later 72000579 Anonymous
>>71999475 stop enabling pajeets and shit programmers, dumb zoomer.

4 hours later 72000600 Anonymous (834.png 680x760 195kB)
>>71999463 based

4 hours later 72000681 Anonymous
>>71999107 would be funny except it's more like >nvidia gets ~117 fps >amd gets 113 fps the screen tearing is actually not relevant to any GPU manufacturer anymore with g-sync, freesync, fastsync, etc...

4 hours later 72000689 Anonymous
>>71999557 nice candid feet pic should unfuck the blurryness tho

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>>71998909 never use raid zero holy shit

4 hours later 72000704 baron von
>>72000695 I always use it (except on my main PC at the moment but usually I use raid0 with 3 disks) I only put my OS and software there usually, and back up files I care about elsewhere

4 hours later 72000735 Anonymous (e43.png 571x618 54kB)
>>71998507

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>>72000694 >See me!

4 hours later 72000765 Anonymous
>>71998790 so much pain in one picture.

4 hours later 72000779 Anonymous
>>71999152 women were a mistake

4 hours later 72000786 Anonymous
>>72000704 >I always use it (except on my main PC at the moment but usually I use raid0 with 3 disks) >I only put my OS and software there usually, and back up files I care about elsewhere that's actually somewhat understandable what i mean is never use raid 0 on something you can't afford to lose

4 hours later 72000806 Anonymous (1545941218503.png 760x400 390kB)
>>71999557 >guy who coats his camera in vaseline criticizing other people's use of technology now that's fuckin funny

4 hours later 72000828 Anonymous
>>71999280 i wonder how it is someone could be on /g/ and not know who dobson is

4 hours later 72000879 Anonymous
>>71998153 POO'D(formerly blacked)

5 hours later 72001145 Anonymous
>>71999557 cute feet

5 hours later 72001223 Anonymous
>>71999152 What an asshole mom!

5 hours later 72001250 Anonymous
>>71998253 >muh 25 million line oracle atrocity why don't boomers just learn data structures and algorithms?

5 hours later 72001644 Anonymous
>>72001250 Dear socialist scumbag please learn about the history of programming languages, and try to think with your brain, not your ass

6 hours later 72001654 Anonymous
>>71999557 I find that pic hot

6 hours later 72001669 Anonymous
>>72000263 >Was the memes and pics of her actually not really being the key factor in the Black Hole imaging code true? Nobody was the "key factor" in anything it was a research team, a picture of her went viral and retard media decided she invented the black hole

6 hours later 72001677 Anonymous
the only one that made me laugh was ops pic

6 hours later 72001734 Rasputin (that smile.png 944x948 1872kB)
>>71999382 >i am fat fuck >i am so fat i eat computers >imagine being at computers >so fat you look and see food

6 hours later 72001759 Anonymous (tcpip.png 238x650 266kB)
I have a good one that always makes me laugh.

6 hours later 72001768 Anonymous (it hurts to live - please kill me.jpg 500x375 106kB)
>>72001759

6 hours later 72001778 Anonymous (1381666155926.jpg 961x923 317kB)
>>72001734 I loved the most recent episode. >>72001768

6 hours later 72001781 Anonymous
>>72001759 glix is the one true OS

6 hours later 72001788 Anonymous (xorg.conf.png 319x261 9kB)
>>72001778 This one is too real. I still remember the dark times...

6 hours later 72001792 Anonymous (ups and downs.jpg 622x540 86kB)
>>72001788

6 hours later 72001799 Anonymous (modern_startups.jpg 1052x611 215kB)
>>72001792

6 hours later 72001815 Anonymous (woha.jpg 2304x1728 504kB)
>>72001799 I love this one. Reminds me of the good old times.

6 hours later 72001824 Anonymous (mommy and daddy.png 940x535 124kB)
>>72001815

6 hours later 72001839 Anonymous (thermal-paste.jpg 2048x1536 1537kB)
>>72001824

6 hours later 72001843 Anonymous (IMG_8701.jpg 3547x2550 1389kB)
>>72001799 Shockingly accurate

6 hours later 72001853 Anonymous
>>72001788 Dear wayland shill. Please fuck off and fix your shit before promoting it

6 hours later 72001855 Anonymous
>>71998371 Wait really? That is fucking awesome! Do you have a source for this? It sounds interesting.

6 hours later 72001858 Anonymous (ignoring deprecation warnings.jpg 236x309 15kB)
>>72001839

6 hours later 72001861 Anonymous (1563828649195.jpg 1024x1343 237kB)
>>72001853 I've never used wayland, don't know much about it bro. You seem salty though. >>72001858

6 hours later 72001872 Anonymous (vague understanding.jpg 1125x1476 289kB)
>>72001861

6 hours later 72001880 Anonymous (1482420004878.jpg 500x499 104kB)
>>72001799 >checked That first one elicits an guttural fight or flight feeling in me

6 hours later 72001887 Anonymous
>>72001855 https://github.blog/2018-03-01-ddos -incident-report/

6 hours later 72001889 Anonymous
>>72001824 top kek

6 hours later 72001905 Anonymous
>>71998142 But women have been proven to be better coders than men

6 hours later 72001912 Rasputin
>>72001880 the reaction of the author was pretty funny

6 hours later 72001937 Anonymous
>>72001843 Heh.

6 hours later 72001961 Anonymous
>>72001887 Thanks. This is pretty cool. I guess I shouldn't be surprised Memcahce could be used for something like this.

6 hours later 72001963 Anonymous
>>72001912 Why? Did he pussy out when the SJWs appeared?

6 hours later 72001982 Rasputin
>>72001963 that's an edit

7 hours later 72002284 Anonymous (29437996._SX318_.jpg 318x418 22kB)
>>72001872 I have some too

7 hours later 72002304 Anonymous (ic_goes_prog.jpg 500x678 91kB)
>>72002284

7 hours later 72002336 Anonymous
>>71998142 Is this not supposed to make sense?

7 hours later 72002458 Anonymous
>>72001905 by who, other woman?? woman with pink hair and pointy glasses? woman who call them selves frank and finger underage girls? woman who don't need no man? woman who are both fat and healthy??

7 hours later 72002487 Anonymous
>>72001843 I don't get it

7 hours later 72002492 Anonymous
>>71998253 >forgot mariadb feels bad

7 hours later 72002506 Rasputin
>>72001905 and gamers have been proven to be the best boyfriends by science!

7 hours later 72002535 Anonymous
>>71999557 women: reading documents in portrait mode like any smart person would person who took photo: can't centre shot, unfocused, possibly a dirty lens, laughs at things they don't understand

7 hours later 72002550 Anonymous
>>71999152 Absolutley none of that is true

8 hours later 72002563 Anonymous
>>72002487 the test "if(isCrazyMurderingRobot = true)" has a single '=', which sets the variable to true, it should be '==' which instead returns true if the values match

8 hours later 72002581 Anonymous
>>72002492 eh, it's pretty close to MySQL still, i think wait, that's not on that list either

8 hours later 72002586 Anonymous
>>72002563 Oh I missed that one. But I'm a python brainlet so when I misplace an == for an = I just get an error, which makes it much easier to figure out what's wrong with my code.

8 hours later 72002596 Anonymous
>>72002586 it's subtle on purpose

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>>72000510

8 hours later 72002675 Anonymous (woman-sitting-computer-bad-posture.png 576x324 386kB)
>>71999557 I mean this looks kinda comfy. Much comfier than sinking into a position similar to pic related.

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>>72001799 >Likes to build clocks lmao

8 hours later 72002712 Anonymous
>>71998142 This is why you need to optimize from the beginning.

8 hours later 72002860 Anonymous
>>72002675 She does tilt the screen when she opens the laptop, hence being aware that it can be adjusted, right?

8 hours later 72002874 Anonymous
>>72001824 This made me hard for some weird reason

9 hours later 72003196 Anonymous
>>71999280 It's funny because he's fat and computers haha! I love making fun of Dobson but this particular edit adds nothing.

9 hours later 72003216 Anonymous
>>72002874 Same.

9 hours later 72003269 Anonymous
>>71998142 Whats this nonsense, dozens of drives for a few lines of code?

9 hours later 72003397 Anonymous
>>72002685 The original one was better

10 hours later 72003451 Anonymous
>>72002550 this could literally have been my mom, stfu

10 hours later 72003462 Anonymous
>>71999596 lmao

10 hours later 72003485 Anonymous (raid0.png 1362x665 662kB)
>>71998790

10 hours later 72003542 Anonymous
>>71999152 I now understand murder suicide and school shooters

10 hours later 72003577 Anonymous (1563030676114.png 753x772 45kB)
>>71998153 Glad I always used GitLab desu.

10 hours later 72003596 Anonymous
>>72003577 hello fellow code warrior, may i interest you in BOOST?

10 hours later 72003606 Anonymous
>>72003269 It's a joke. A react app won't be "a few lines of codes".

10 hours later 72003646 Anonymous
>>72000695 It's good if you use it as scratch disk, for huge video files

10 hours later 72003647 Anonymous (1563021654697.png 1357x1281 1562kB)
>>72003596 Yes ofc.

10 hours later 72003686 Anonymous
>>72003647 She's still done more work on her project than me.

11 hours later 72003936 Anonymous
>>71998335 wtf...

11 hours later 72003948 Anonymous
>>71998253 >mariadb Remember it was pushed so hard by tutors

11 hours later 72004020 Anonymous
>>71998898 >BO2k This is just as feasible with modern RATs. It's just that now, their users are far more interested in deploying ransomware and being a huge pain in the ass.

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>>72003577 I hated these kind of people

12 hours later 72004470 Anonymous (never_relax.webm 600x338 729kB)
>>71998153 >remembers i have personal projects saved on github. >wait... it was bitbucket after all. Fuck yeah!

12 hours later 72004495 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj 8p-PEwbI

12 hours later 72004499 Anonymous
>>72002550 You probably didn't grow up with entitled siblings.

12 hours later 72004500 Anonymous
>>72000695 Are you retarded or something? raid provides whatever redundancy you want. Too bad if all you did was mirror shit on your low quality hard discs.

12 hours later 72004515 Anonymous
>>72003686 You just need to cd 10 times and you'll be ahead. Don't forget to ls in between its very important

12 hours later 72004518 Anonymous
>>72000695 >>72004500 >raid zero I'm sorry, I'll try to read better. I can't even delete my post because "something went wrong". okay, faggots.

12 hours later 72004540 Anonymous
>>72004515 Say if, hypothetically, I didn't ls in until after all the cds. Would I have to start again?

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>>72004540 Well no, but see the ls itself provides a few lines of code (sometimes more) if you don't then you have to add even more cds.

12 hours later 72004558 Anonymous
>>72003451 I always thought that was just a fiction, how the fuck do people like that exist?

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12 hours later 72004577 Anonymous
>>72004558 Because people are tech illiterate. My parents are lawyers in top firms drawing God knows how much but completely retarded when it comes to technology. They thought wallpapers were games back when I was a kid and till today my mother has 3 lockscreens from 2 different apps + stock lockscreen.

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>>72004579 I sure love my french fries seasoned with bromides, lead, and various sorts of epoxy/resins, and best of all, capacitor juice!

12 hours later 72004658 Anonymous
>>72004555 Aww man. Koding is complicated.

12 hours later 72004691 Anonymous
>>72003647 >>72004635 koding is only for 200+IQ people sadly i'm only a 198/199 so shame

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>>72004577 I understand people who are incapable of using technology, but like the rest of that behavior in that copypasta is reprehensible. >Taking your son's laptop that he bought with his own money and giving it to his sister >Not listening to the fucking technician that you're paying to fix the computer >Taking your son's computer when he's not there and having it wiped I don't think I've ever met someone with their head that far up their own ass. Like... what would make someone act that way??

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>>72004691 Women are so much better at programming we might as well multiply IQ by number of X chromosomes!

13 hours later 72004748 Anonymous
>>72004579 The strangest part is why he didn't buy canola oil by the gallon

13 hours later 72004750 Anonymous
>>72004610 Why do b0ngs stand for this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlr jDvS7wxo Holy mother of god

13 hours later 72004792 Anonymous
>>72004558 >I always thought that was just a fiction Huh? The only thing I didn't understand was why it kept getting posted when it basically just a normal tech having a normal life.

13 hours later 72004807 Anonymous (1563575696375.jpg 2448x2496 1059kB)
>>72004725 i wish >>72004750 b0ngs are based and i'm totaly ok about global control, can't wait for the gov to install cctvs in my apartment so i can be more safe you all should do this, you have nothing to hide, right anons?

13 hours later 72004810 Anonymous
>>72004725 0*2=0

13 hours later 72004815 Anonymous
>>72004495 ?? just install windows ?

13 hours later 72004817 Anonymous
>>72004721 >Taking your son's laptop that he bought with his own money and giving it to his sister But she's so innocent and she deserves a present >Not listening to the fucking technician that you're paying to fix the computer Of course not. He said something she didn't agree with. Fuck that guy. >Taking your son's computer when he's not there and having it wiped It's for his own good. It was obviously full of viruses and porn.

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>>72004767

13 hours later 72004849 Anonymous
>>72004807 Only creepy incels have things to hide. If you have anything to hide, you must be a virgin and probably a pedo as well!

13 hours later 72004859 Anonymous
>>72004712 >Have fully transactional update system >Need to reboot to apply changes >end up rebooting almost every day Gonna make it, lads

13 hours later 72004888 Anonymous
>>72003606 >unironically coding react apps

13 hours later 72004897 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxL CwfA1cLw

13 hours later 72004909 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgy 6LaO3SB0

13 hours later 72004915 Anonymous
>>72004567 hey if it look stupid but it work it ain't stupid

13 hours later 72004924 Anonymous
>>72004888 I'm not defending react faggot, I'm explaining the joke

13 hours later 72004961 Anonymous
>>72004721 There are millions of parents like this. They pick a favorite early and no amount of failure/abuse/vileness on the part of the favorite will ever turn them, nor will any success/awesomeness/love from the "other" kid. There's also an excellent chance that he's earned this contempt and behavior from his sister and mother.

13 hours later 72004977 Anonymous
>>72004909 delete this

13 hours later 72004979 Anonymous
>>71999533 Compared to the alternative used for IT/hospital equipment, it's a laughable piece of shit system adopted by poorfags and illiterates.

13 hours later 72005003 Anonymous
>>72004961 his sister also is a slut i have a step sister and i'm not even imagine having such a behavior with her

13 hours later 72005030 Anonymous
>>71999268 Why is Ben Microsoft fly?

13 hours later 72005033 Anonymous
>>72004610 Internet ((((safety))))

13 hours later 72005098 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-f XzUsPZtM

13 hours later 72005104 Anonymous
>>72005003 is she hot

13 hours later 72005125 Anonymous
>>72004979 yeah, real men use rotary phase converters and flywheels

13 hours later 72005135 Anonymous
>>72001824 why is my dick hard

14 hours later 72005170 Anonymous
>>71998814 Actually pretty good lol

14 hours later 72005175 Anonymous
>>72004610 >fake disappointed desu

14 hours later 72005185 Anonymous
>>72005125 This

14 hours later 72005227 Anonymous
>>72005175 It's not fake https://www.ispa.org.uk/ispa-withdr aws-mozilla-internet-villain-nomina tion-and-category/

14 hours later 72005289 Anonymous
>>71998814 Fucking lol

14 hours later 72005294 Anonymous
>>72004597 Lost

14 hours later 72005296 Anonymous
>>72005227 >>72005033 >>72004610 only people which have something to hide use DoH, if you live in legality you have nothing to fear anons!

14 hours later 72005367 Anonymous
>>71998253 Oracle database is the worst thing created by mankind. t. dev who had to port oracle db code to postgresql

14 hours later 72005380 Anonymous
>>72005367 do you use PgAdmin?

14 hours later 72005410 Anonymous
>>72002458 by me

15 hours later 72005598 Anonymous
>>71998909 >raid0 zfs >laptop server >raid0 >on zfs Why, just fucking why?

15 hours later 72005629 baron von
>>72005598 I used it to host a bunch of VMs for my penetration testing class last semester. Some for sploitin' and several kalis for attac since some of the people in my class were too tarded or poor to set up something similar for themselves and it worked very well. Why a laptop? Because it is an oldish gaming laptop I no longer use and this gives it a purpose in life. Why raid0 on zfs? Idk, seemed simpler than dealing with multiple data pools in proxmox lol

15 hours later 72005634 Anonymous
>>72005367 How hard is that to do? I'm going to need to move a postgresql database from a local machine to a server, but I don't know dick about it. There's instructions online, but how likely am I to bork the data?

15 hours later 72005653 Anonymous
>>72005367 It is bad, but others are so fucking much worse. also, postgresql shills should dangle on the trees.

15 hours later 72005656 Anonymous
>>72001223 I read this as a compliment and was really confused

15 hours later 72005681 Anonymous
>>71999280 IMAGINE

15 hours later 72005737 Anonymous
>>71999240 In 2019, with easy access to cheap SSD or NVME storage, yes.

15 hours later 72005754 Anonymous
>>72000828 >i wonder how it is someone could be on /g/ *4chan. The Son of Dob is hated across all the boards.

15 hours later 72005799 Anonymous
>>71998814 SON OF DOB

15 hours later 72005814 Anonymous
>>71998909 Convert it to Raid 3 ASAP.

15 hours later 72005826 Anonymous
>>72005799 WHAT GAIETY AND TOMFOOLERY

15 hours later 72005837 Anonymous
>>72002685 too much boring details and too close for comfort for the faggot that made the image

15 hours later 72005864 baron von
>>72005814 would raid 3 even work with 2 drives lol, doesn't seem like it would

15 hours later 72005973 Anonymous
>>72005296 > ispa is a non-government assosiation of uk providers > government is bitching them about implementing siteblocking because terrorism and child pornography and knifes without loicenses, isps absolutely don't want to do it because fucking with customers' connections is bad for business > they brokered a deal to implement the shittiest block ever aka dns filtering, which absolutely have no effect on everyone except retards while spending absolutely nothing, government is happy since they don't know better > mozilla proudly announced they're going to fuck with dns censorship especially in uk > government loudly complains they're being fucked and demands more advanced censorship technology used from now on > isps are frantically counting money they'll have to spend for dpi implementation while every customer's connection inevitably taking a hit because passive dpi is a joke and active dpi fucks with every packet going through, not to mention prices would going up > nobody wins except "good guys" from mozilla who did the good thing soon to be obsoleted by ip blocks anyway

15 hours later 72005993 Anonymous
>>72005864 No it wouldn't. But I never implied it would.

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>>71999152 I would fucking kill them at this point

15 hours later 72006007 Anonymous
>>72005973 >have a corrupt and retarded government >everybody and their grandma should tiptoe around it and just take it boy you guys are cucks

15 hours later 72006014 baron von
>>72005993 fair

15 hours later 72006050 Anonymous
>>72003577 Gitlab shits itself on large projects.

15 hours later 72006058 Anonymous
>>72006007 > only one country in the world with corrupt and retarded government So far the only country who expressed no desire to somehow filter or censor the internet is the United States, and it's not because they don't want to.

15 hours later 72006089 Anonymous
>>72006058 >> only one country never said that. I am just tired of this mindset of citizens getting fucked by the government and having to take it.

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16 hours later 72006259 Anonymous
>>72006233 w00t

16 hours later 72006313 Anonymous
>>72004849 having no understanding of personal space, privacy, or boundaries. captain autismo that u?

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16 hours later 72006366 Anonymous
>>72005296 good to know, person not hired by a gubernamental agency

16 hours later 72006371 Anonymous
>>72004558 >>72004721 >>72004961 it's called narcissistic personality disorder

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16 hours later 72006632 Anonymous
>>71998335 oh wow

16 hours later 72006649 Anonymous
>>71999107 >that screen tearing kek

17 hours later 72006812 Anonymous
>>71998870 >>71999194 >>71999240 >>72005737 Reminder that if you don't necessarily care about the data on the drives, i.e. you use it as a scratch space for scientific computing, then RAID0 is useful. My lab just bought 16x4TB 860 QVO's, and you should see those babies fly.

17 hours later 72006820 Anonymous (IMG_20190413_040813.jpg 1356x1187 154kB)
>>71998142

17 hours later 72006858 Anonymous
>>71998142 >>72006820 Everything about her looks so scheming, so non-genuine, so semitic. It's like she has only one emotion and that emotion is scorn for goyim.

17 hours later 72007050 Anonymous
>>72001759 What happened to the i?

17 hours later 72007080 Anonymous
>>72007050 I became 1

17 hours later 72007112 Anonymous
>>72006858 save hex

17 hours later 72007113 Anonymous
>>72004767 AHAHAHAHA WTF

18 hours later 72007528 Anonymous
>>72000226 >>72000735 lmao barinlets

18 hours later 72007539 Anonymous
>>71998480 This looks normal to me?

18 hours later 72007624 Anonymous
>>72000579 literal retard

18 hours later 72007639 Anonymous
>>72002597 >look at me im retarded

18 hours later 72007645 Anonymous
>>72002304 I mean...that is how I've learned pretty much anything programming related.

18 hours later 72007653 Anonymous
>>72002685 wow

18 hours later 72007698 Anonymous
>>72005837 it's almost like he wrote the replies to himself to make it look "deeper"

18 hours later 72007708 Anonymous
>>72001768 >>72001792 >>72001815 >>72004547 >>72004635 >>72004700 >>72004712 >>72004722 >>72004754 >>72004759 >>72006373 >>72006403 some real knee-slappers itt

18 hours later 72007747 Anonymous
>>72001250 businesses care more about backwards compatibility than doing things the "right" way hence java and oracledb. that meme was poking fun at non-relational databases, though.

18 hours later 72007788 Anonymous
>>72006313 >replying to b8 why are you so stoopid anon?

18 hours later 72007810 Anonymous
>>72004577 My boss is an electrical engineer and programs control panels. He learned to program with punch cards and all that shit. When his wife spilled soda on her laptop he thought it would be a good idea to have in plugged in so that the charging would help evaporate the liquid. He also tried powering it on a few times while it was still wet. It did not survive.

18 hours later 72007848 Anonymous
>>72006858 hahahahaha everything about this posts screems "smally fat virgin"

18 hours later 72007858 Anonymous
>>72007810 i will tell that evaporate principle some coworkers if they spilled again shit over laptops

19 hours later 72007957 Anonymous
>>72001912 what was his reaction?

19 hours later 72008020 Anonymous
>>71998790 Lol, and here I am running a 4 drive 32tb raid0 with 99% uptime for over 18 months

19 hours later 72008072 Anonymous (DwsveKSU8AUhsKq.jpg 525x790 81kB)
>>71998142

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>>72008020 I hope to god you do regular backups on that.

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19 hours later 72008378 Anonymous
>>72007708 Was just about to ask whats up with these fuckin boomer tier memes

19 hours later 72008380 Anonymous
>>72008072 Why did they make a message every new Linux user is going to see so vague and aggressive?

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>>72008354 Remember that edgy kid? He looks like this now.

19 hours later 72008449 Anonymous (1556223541721.jpg 1200x1384 838kB)
>>72008415 no, he looks like this

19 hours later 72008465 Anonymous
>>72008449 Stupid child humor is cringy, but not as cringy as stupid child ideology.

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>>71999596 based chrome

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>>72002550

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>>72004700 Literally the only thing Intel does better than AMD

20 hours later 72008673 Anonymous
>>72008380 Because sudoing and being logged in as root is kind of a big deal.

20 hours later 72008698 Anonymous
>>71998480 >living in a 3rd world country where you actually need double conversion

20 hours later 72008704 Anonymous
>>72004590 that's not a celery that's a daikon radish.

20 hours later 72008711 Anonymous
>>72004597 underrated

20 hours later 72008714 Anonymous
>>72005410 Incel

20 hours later 72008720 Anonymous
>>72008415 >somethingawful >defend what is ours Can someone elaborate on this? I never had an account there.

20 hours later 72008733 Anonymous
>>72000226 >*tips fedora* >*rips fat cloud* amen, /b/rother

20 hours later 72008738 Anonymous
>>72004807 i wonder how feminine her penis is.

20 hours later 72008761 Anonymous
>>71999557 Surprised Apple hasn't made a folding MacBook to replace/combine the iPad line with proper PCs.

20 hours later 72008798 Anonymous
>>72006201 >a practical guide for JavaScript

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>>72008830 that makes no sense

20 hours later 72008878 Anonymous
>>72008830 based boomer joke

20 hours later 72008897 Anonymous
>>71998153 Unironically best thing that happened to github, got rid of the autistic freetards and pajeets.

20 hours later 72008910 Anonymous
>>72006858 imagine being this bitter

20 hours later 72008916 Anonymous
>>72008897 So glad that every new device - even Intel GPUs - are blobbed. LLVM was a mistake. Theo should be shot.

20 hours later 72009026 Anonymous
I sometimes feel like people only visit this kind of thread twice in their lifetime. At first they laugh, leave comments and save pictures The second time they post saved images and give birth to a new generation of first-timers

20 hours later 72009032 Anonymous
>>72004722 >I use Arch btw

20 hours later 72009084 Anonymous
>>72008378 /g/ is the most boomer board on this site by far

20 hours later 72009097 Anonymous
>>72008761 They specifically don't want to do that. The general selling point of an iPad to normies is that it's not a full blown computer, but more like a huge smartphone that is much nicer to look at and use than a 5.5" display. I think it's primarily for creative/entertainment purposes. Sure, a laptop can do everything an iPad can do, but the example I like to think about would be using it on a bus/train/plane. It's generally a better experience to use a tablet in those scenarios than a full blown computer. If Apple were to combine the MacBook and iPad like that, it would kill the iPad pro and seriously cannibalize the normal iPad.

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>>71998713 >the same fucking image since 2011 (at least) jesus christ

20 hours later 72009180 Anonymous (22539825_410245472706914_7681105521588720985_n.jpg 480x480 32kB)
>>72006403 putting an original xBox into a PC tower would be pretty dope actually

20 hours later 72009247 Anonymous
>>72009180 You do know what that pic is of, right?

21 hours later 72009269 Anonymous (buhhhhhhhhhhh.jpg 480x398 15kB)
>>72009247 an original xBox inside a PC tower?

21 hours later 72009270 Anonymous
>>72009247 Yeah, it's Serval!

21 hours later 72009287 Anonymous
>>72002304 This is legit all you need to know.

21 hours later 72009340 Anonymous
>>71998814 Reddit tier meme

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