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2019-04-09 10:12 70489189 Anonymous (1545625959147.png 570x1670 521kB)
>you're paying extra for the amazing customer ser-
1 min later 70489205 Anonymous (me_041.jpg 250x250 6kB)
>>70489189
literal hell on earth
2 min later 70489215 Anonymous
>works on my machine :)
7 min later 70489288 Anonymous (1534991745758.gif 540x304 1862kB)
>>70489189
iTODDLERS BTFO
10 min later 70489319 Anonymous
>>70489288
Cringe.
Go to hell.
11 min later 70489330 Anonymous (26C07573-C3A3-491D-A5B2-BC78E85AE8B1.jpg 680x568 46kB)
>>70489189
apple store employees
11 min later 70489331 Anonymous
>>70489288
BASED
>>70489319
SEETHING
13 min later 70489349 Anonymous
>>70489331
Degenerate.
14 min later 70489356 Anonymous
>>70489349
cope
15 min later 70489367 Anonymous (Werks_on_my_machine.png 200x193 30kB)
Poor people. Sad.
15 min later 70489369 Anonymous
>"Mine doesn't." said the salesperson
>"Mine isn't"
I bet she runs Linux.
15 min later 70489371 Anonymous (1554135807540.jpg 3264x2448 791kB)
What do you people expect a store employee to say, if they're taking a cut out of every sale, why would they tell you not to buy something?
They'd get fired for speaking their minds, though being a braindead zombie is arguably it's a prerequisite to work for an Apple store.
17 min later 70489383 Anonymous
>>70489189
>work on my machine
18 min later 70489403 Anonymous (1278897624809.png 1920x1200 25kB)
>>70489189
Imagine supporting this company that bare-faced lies to its customers with mountains of evidence to the contrary.
Just incredible.
44 min later 70489703 Anonymous
>>70489189
oh no no no no no
48 min later 70489746 Anonymous
>>70489189
To Apple, customer service means the customer services Apple's schlong.
51 min later 70489782 Anonymous
>>70489189
>go to applE store for support on $2500 product
>its just as bad as going to /g/for support
Works on my machine :^)
1 hours later 70490244 Anonymous
>works on my machine
>itoddlers pay $300 extra for this
lmao
1 hours later 70490308 Anonymous (1511858141792.jpg 640x740 43kB)
>>70489288
Based and redpilled.
2 hours later 70490648 Anonymous
>>70489288
based
3 hours later 70491462 Anonymous
>>70489288
b&r
3 hours later 70491488 Anonymous
>>70490308
What's going on in this pic
3 hours later 70491499 Anonymous
>>70489288
Bless satania poster
3 hours later 70491503 Anonymous
>>70490308
what in the goddamn is this pic? Some sudaca meme?
3 hours later 70491509 Anonymous
>>70489189
>works on my machine
3 hours later 70491546 Anonymous
>>70489189
I worked at Apple in London’s biggest store for a year, and regularly told people than the MacBook Pro keyboards are unreliable and that the MacBook Air is terrible, without any repercussions whatsoever. So OP’s ‘ specialists ‘ are pretty much choosing to lie.
4 hours later 70491612 Anonymous
>>70491546
Well, that was in another country, within another country, very far from the store mentioned in the article.
I imagine the culture/laws might be different enough for both your story and this one to be accurate
5 hours later 70492156 Anonymous
>>70491546
Whatever you say, Rakesh
5 hours later 70492470 Anonymous (macbook suck.jpg 1910x1397 353kB)
>>70489189
I'm surprised she didn't just tell him all you have to do is suck on it to fix it.
6 hours later 70492704 Anonymous
>>70491612
can't tell if 'country in another country' is London joke or serious misunderstanding of the United Kingdom
6 hours later 70492707 Anonymous
>>70489319
Cringe.
Go to hell.
6 hours later 70492733 Anonymous
>>70489288
How can you be so based and redpilled my guy
6 hours later 70492980 Anonymous
Lenovo gave me a free HDD when my T61 fell in an earthquake and the HDD died. Their support is really top notch
6 hours later 70493003 Anonymous
>>70491488
>>70491503
Black guy is cautions of the random meathead giving beer to a chicken.
6 hours later 70493022 Anonymous
>>70492470
why wouldn't you just use a vacuum?
6 hours later 70493036 Anonymous (inverted-eyes.jpg 790x800 67kB)
>>70489189
LMAO you have to suck Apple's cock to make it run, good lord. Tim Cuck is giving the middle finger and shoving it down every iTard's throat out there, and the bozos keep buying their shit. Now, imagine being not just a larper, but an actual iToddler, and defending this shit.
7 hours later 70493342 Anonymous (1546938875499.jpg 832x623 414kB)
>>70489189
> the sales people are corporate, cock sucking drones
> people are supposed to be surprised by this
quality journalism as always by zdnet. not surprised at all by their revelation or by how lousy zdnet is.
also: itoddlers btfo.
7 hours later 70493352 Anonymous
>>70492980
lenovo gave me the finger when my HDD died after letting a laptop run out of battery while seeding torrents every night for 8 months straight
good thing I had a 3rd party warranty
7 hours later 70493416 Anonymous
>>70493022
It's just natural for a mac user.
7 hours later 70493470 Anonymous
>>70493352
Ideapad or Thinkpad?
7 hours later 70493482 Anonymous
>>70493416
Nice.
7 hours later 70493583 Anonymous
>>70493470
ideapad, back in uni when I was really into planetside and NEEDED a gpu
8 hours later 70493682 Anonymous
>>70493583
well they give different service to the Thinkpad line. Back then my T61 was 2 years old so it was still covered under warranty.
12 hours later 70495296 Anonymous
>>70489288
based
12 hours later 70495384 Anonymous
>>70493022
>Expecting tech illiterate below-human niggers to have common sense
14 hours later 70496215 Anonymous
>>70489319
Cringe.
Go to hell.
14 hours later 70496249 Anonymous
>>70489189
Listen OP, the keyboard defect only affects a very small number of customers. If you are affected we're sorry you are having problems. That must suck. Best rest assured you are an exception and most Macbook users are reporting a wonderful experience with their keyboard. Are you sure yours isn't broken because of something you did? Liquid damage perhaps?
14 hours later 70496315 Anonymous (honklhonk.jpg 800x450 47kB)
>>70492470
My head fucking hurts after resding this.
18 hours later 70497907 Anonymous
>>70492470
imagine not only scamming your customers on massively inflated hardware costs, but making them literally suck your shit off just to make it work
I kinda like apple
21 hours later 70499850 Anonymous
>>70489288
bassed
22 hours later 70500186 Anonymous
Imagine paying for this trash.
22 hours later 70500201 Anonymous (1537289595687.png 619x1011 368kB)
>>70500186
22 hours later 70500331 Anonymous
>>70489189
how exactly would you respond to this considering you are a dumb salesperson and your job is to flog Apple's junk?
23 hours later 70500954 Anonymous
>>70500000
24 hours later 70501661 Anonymous
>>70489288
baste
26 hours later 70502626 Anonymous
>>70493416
kek
27 hours later 70503578 Anonymous
>>70489288
bass
29 hours later 70504763 Anonymous
>>70496249
cope
31 hours later 70505751 Anonymous
>>70489371
>They'd get fired for speaking their minds
This happened to me at BestBuy, Staples, and then Apple. I now work a remote helpdesk job. Should I kill myself?
31 hours later 70505761 Anonymous
>>70493416
10/10
33 hours later 70506390 Anonymous
>>70493416
how will mactoddlers ever recover?
33 hours later 70506549 Anonymous (524192.jpg 564x535 51kB)
at this point im thinking that craplel users that are not old men or women have no fucking dignity or intelligence.
34 hours later 70507035 Anonymous
>>70497907
This. I fucking love Apple now. Not in a way that I would ever buy any of their products, but the fact that they are just ridiculing their customers and cashing in on them with shitty products that will probably in the future require you to shove it in the ass to make it work.
34 hours later 70507075 Anonymous
>>70489371
>>70505751
Apple employees do not work commission.
35 hours later 70507226 Anonymous
>>70507075
They don't even get paid.
36 hours later 70507910 Anonymous
>>70489288
ᵇᵃˢᵉᵈ
36 hours later 70507931 Anonymous
>>70489288
beyzt
37 hours later 70508428 Anonymous
>>70489288
>comfy apple hate thread
>first fucking post is this hivemind forced bullshit
you nerds really hate fun dont you
37 hours later 70508439 Anonymous
>>70496249
good post
>>70504763
aaand baited. You guys are so fucking dumb.
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