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2019-01-23 05:58 69490131 Anonymous Autism will never be cured. You will never be normal. You will never be happy. (th.jpg 474x274 17kB)
You will always be the grumpy isolated computer guy.

1 min later 69490145 Anonymous
>>69490131 Fine by me. I don't have autism, I do however enjoy being left to my own devices.

1 min later 69490152 Anonymous
>>69490131 I wouldn't have it any other way OP.

1 min later 69490154 Anonymous (1548203419629.jpg 557x711 55kB)
>>69490131 im intellectually superior

2 min later 69490159 Anonymous
>>69490131 I'm happy with my autism

4 min later 69490183 Anonymous
Tfw qt 3.14 gf, high paying job, and the code guy on my team. Life is good!

4 min later 69490186 Anonymous
>>69490145 Delusional. >>69490154 >>69490159 Defeatist. >>69490152 Based.

5 min later 69490197 Anonymous
>>69490183 >qt post pics then >high paying job your manager gets twice for sitting on his ass making phonecalls >code guy hahahaha ohhhhhhh boy

47 min later 69490702 Anonymous
>>69490131 No joke gut bacteria may actually be the cure. Autists lack a certain bacterium in their colon that releases a chemical. This chemical makes people more likely to enjoy socializing. Autists don't enjoy socializing - never develop social skills as a result. Faecal transplant may be the cure, or at least make them more normie.

49 min later 69490730 Anonymous
>>69490702 No, autists just have inactive brain regions. They're literally braindead.

50 min later 69490742 Anonymous (child.jpg 680x832 82kB)
>>69490131 I'm okay with this.

53 min later 69490774 Anonymous
>>69490742 >wheres the function Literally sides hurt. So true.

53 min later 69490778 Anonymous
>>69490730 Transplantating faecal material has been shown to lessen autistic traits in mice initially lacking the bacteria.

55 min later 69490809 Anonymous
>>69490778 >based anon calls spergs mice I like you, stick around

55 min later 69490814 Anonymous (1487681488102.jpg 634x416 45kB)
>>69490131 I sure hope so. I'm not even someone with autism, I just want to be left alone to do the things I like as a shut in. Nothing makes me happier. While the people with autism that I know want the opposite, they want to have a social life and socialize, but they are unable to do it to the extent they want.

57 min later 69490823 Anonymous (500kvelectricalarc.gif 240x197 1579kB)
>>69490730 Autism is an evolutionary trait. People with mild autism are able to set their mind on a single task and spend inhuman amounts of time and energy to complete it. Autists are more useful than not. Extreme cases of autism like with Chris Chan make him unable to function, though I don't think these cases are the norm for autists. >>69490778 Not him but I'm not going to stick magic poop up my ass in an effort to connect with morons. Alcohol already exists.

58 min later 69490836 Anonymous
>>69490809 Well calling them rats is a little harsh.

59 min later 69490859 Anonymous
>>69490823 >People with mild autism are able to set their mind on a single task and spend inhuman amounts of time and energy to complete it. Literally everyone in higher education can do that. You're not special.

1 hours later 69490894 Anonymous (1495159827478.jpg 800x600 58kB)
>>69490823 >I'm not going to stick magic poop up my ass in an effort to connect with morons. You can always eat it instead

1 hours later 69490917 Anonymous
>>69490859 Inhuman amount of time would be 14h a day on 1 task. The social failures aren't in that group

1 hours later 69490927 Anonymous
>>69490131 Autism is the norm now. If you don't have autism you're an outsider.

1 hours later 69490928 Anonymous (1533567849235.png 587x587 12kB)
>>69490859 No they can't. I try to explain basic shit to retards at work and their eyes glaze over. Going through higher education is as simple as showing up and doing the work, and anyone with an IQ above 90 can do it. You aren't special because you got some meme degree. >>69490894 I'm not going to eat shit.

1 hours later 69490931 Anonymous
>>69490702 Autism spectrum is like depression, it's a symptom, what memers fail to see is that there is a wide range of possible causes. But you are correct, I've personally experienced great improvement in my personal life just changing a few things regarding alimentation. For example lots of fermented food (kefir and kombucha for example) with prebiotics (is fiber rich food). This translated as a mood and general well being improvement. Pardon my poor synthax, baguettefag here

1 hours later 69490946 Anonymous
>>69490928 >glaze over Because you're dogshit at explaining, spergo. >as simple as showing up Hahahaahha you're american!

1 hours later 69490994 Anonymous
>>69490946 >Because you're dogshit at explaining, spergo. If you say so. >>as simple as showing up >Hahahaahha you're american! If the American education is bad memes are true, why haven't eurofags invented anything of value in decades? Get off my internet.

1 hours later 69491009 Anonymous
>>69490823 >Autists are more useful than not. That's were you're wrong. 99% of autists are useless, sure the 1% has actually helped humanity as a whole. But the 99% drag everyone else down by being socially unable to be useful at all. Take for example aspergers, socially unable to function and usually worse at maths and related than an average person.

1 hours later 69491010 Anonymous
>>69490994 >eurofags Your companies are full of europeans and asians. No, seriously. Look up your favourite companies and count how many indians, russian, chinese, RUSSIANS, etc there are. If not that, said people work as outsource.

1 hours later 69491028 Anonymous
>>69490917 Yes, that's actually nothing. Even non-social failures spend 14-18 hours a day on a single task if that task is important. I have the sense that you're actually very clueless about real life.

1 hours later 69491072 Anonymous
>>69491010 Cope. I don't interact with europoors at all at work. Asians, yes. Eurofaggots, no.

1 hours later 69491074 Anonymous
>>69490994 >Get off my internet. Invented in Europe by Europeans. I guess you're not very experienced in the real world? The reason why America has so many startups is marketing/taxes/laws, those startups are mostly made out of non-Americans.

1 hours later 69491089 Anonymous
>>69491072 Clueless retard.

1 hours later 69491095 Anonymous
>>69491074 Murica took our jobs

1 hours later 69491106 Anonymous
>>69490928 >>69490946 >>69490994 >>69491010 >>69491072 >>69491089 >I like to LARP on a cartoon forum Yeah, a real thread for autists.

1 hours later 69491116 Anonymous
>>69490131 Autism is a choice just like gender.

1 hours later 69491127 Anonymous
>>69491074 The internet was invented by the US military, numb nuts. >>69491089 Gay, butthurt, and european. SAD! Many such cases!

1 hours later 69491141 Anonymous
>>69491127 >angsty american sweats as his dreamworld is shattered

1 hours later 69491142 Anonymous
>>69490931 not only are you autistic you're also a hypochondriac placebofag >kefir >kombucha both are mostly fungal food (a type of yeast culture) with minor amounts of bacteria probiotics are yoghurt and pills with bacterial cultures that release bacteria once in small intestine fibers are good for bacteria but aren't probiotics by themselves nonetheless, it's more of a vitamin D deficiency, the remedy is literally just go outside on a sunny day https://youtu.be/U_gw5i93T5I

1 hours later 69491177 Anonymous (Pepe_shrek.jpg 249x249 9kB)
>>69491142 >autism >shitty gut bacteria from tendies diet >not going outside The pieces are all coming together

1 hours later 69491198 Anonymous
>>69491127 you poor baby

1 hours later 69491208 Anonymous (1547905838637.gif 500x280 1309kB)
>ITT: Actual autists arguing with autistic arguments

1 hours later 69491216 Anonymous (1541256230309.png 1000x1000 143kB)
>>69491141 >>69491198 I'm sitting here shirtless in my chair like a wad of chewed bubble gum, chowing down on McTendies and Coca-Cola corn syrup while you work yourself into a tizzy over sped posts on Mongolian tapestry weaving darkent forum. Imagine being a europoor. Lick my freedom balls, bitch boy.

1 hours later 69491255 Anonymous
>>69491127 >The internet was invented by the US military, numb nuts. This is what i've been taught in school as well, but google says it was invented by a Britfag at CERN. So i guess it's european.

1 hours later 69491270 Anonymous
>>69490131 But I don't have autism? I'm just special education

1 hours later 69491277 Anonymous (1472371260061.jpg 528x444 37kB)
>>69491255 Google also says the holocaust happened.

1 hours later 69491313 Anonymous (free_shrugs.jpg 449x642 48kB)
>>69490131 I made peace with that 15 years ago.

1 hours later 69491332 Anonymous
>>69491142 You are fake news. You forgot to mention the lactobacillus acidophilus,Bifidobacterium bifidum,Streptococcus thermophilus,Lactobacillus delbrueckii subsp. bulgaricus,Lactobacillus helveticus,Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens,Lactococcus lactis, andLeuconostocspecies. Also there is a difference between pro and pre biotics. I invite you to DYOR.

1 hours later 69491334 Anonymous (linux_0.jpg 418x565 45kB)
So... you guys like locomotives?

1 hours later 69491364 Anonymous
>>69490131 But it is possible to cure it.

1 hours later 69491402 Anonymous
>>69491332 >anon makes a joke about autists being autistic for not going outside >autistic baguette spergs out about bacteria lmao

1 hours later 69491664 Anonymous
>>69491402 We were talking about fermented food and gut bacteria, I mentioned bacteria in fermented food. Duh that dude totally got you shaa.

1 hours later 69491683 Anonymous (Big-Chungus-Meme.jpg 2000x1000 125kB)
>>69491334

2 hours later 69491787 Anonymous
>>69491255 Actually sir Tim berners lee pioneered the world wide web. "inventing" the internet as we know it today. The US Military played around with "ARPANET" The first ever message sent was: Lo Until it cut out. The word they were trying to type was login. >>69491277 As for you. Go back to >>>/pol/ This is >>>/g/ retard. Keep anti-semitism on there please. We have issues with trannies and Poo in the loos here. We don;t need anti-semitism at the moment.

2 hours later 69491788 Anonymous
>>69491009 Replace autistic with nigger and we're talking

2 hours later 69491851 Anonymous (HCP2.jpg 1384x1054 287kB)
>>69490131 humans is ugly animals just kill em oll and clone new

2 hours later 69491854 Anonymous
>>69490131 Good, considering how life is becoming increasingly digital, I will be the master of the new world, you merely adopted the computer I was molded by it.

2 hours later 69491869 Anonymous
>>69490131 *happy isolated computer guy I'm fine with this. My life is pretty fulfilling and I couldn't ask for much more. The only people I need in my life are my girlfriend and my son.

2 hours later 69491925 Anonymous
>>69491216 >Lick my freedom balls, Your freedom is an illusion. I'm sure you also think only people in the US are able to have guns or that there exist no counties without niggers or jews. The delusion of a slave living in a neo-capitalist nation.

2 hours later 69492073 Anonymous (Examgple_Notebook.png 1080x1663 264kB)
>>69490131 >You will always be the grumpy isolated computer guy. Autism.

2 hours later 69492103 Anonymous
>>69490131 Bullshit, if you get a job and make any amount of effort to try and socialise you can completely lose all signs of autism in a couple of years. Human interaction is just a protocol like any other and you can easily learn the rules. I'd say it's nearly impossible to not grow out of autistic social skills when you're forced to spend 40 hours a week interacting with neurotypicals.

2 hours later 69492119 Anonymous
>>69490131 Yes I know anon and I suffer from it daily. If I could cure it I would do so, sadly there is no cure. I have been born as a social animal inhibited in my function to make social connections. It's a special kind of hell. You seem like a nice, gentle guy. And I hope you have a pleasant day tommorow. Your family loves and needs you :).

2 hours later 69492123 Anonymous
i don't see the problem on being half autistic. i thing that the word autism should a better or another definition. for me, an autistic person should be some one who sadly are no able to be smart or have a low intelligence. and it is sad because using my definition for autism, his o her life will be difficult and that is a real problem.

2 hours later 69492150 Anonymous
>>69490131 Good thing I don't have autism, just ADHD.

2 hours later 69492198 Anonymous
>>69492103 Yeah and what I"m saying is none of /g/ mongrels will take the chance.

2 hours later 69492228 Anonymous
>>69492119 That sounds like a subtle death threat

3 hours later 69492977 Anonymous
>>69490131 >/g/ - Technology >>>/trash/

3 hours later 69492999 Anonymous
>>69490131 That's wrong already so...idk >>69490730 I have/had tbi, the "joke" of why I like /g/.

3 hours later 69493369 Anonymous (0AEBD90C9166428D88C7B1B5647E271A.jpg 653x767 44kB)
>>69490131 It's ok OP, life is what you make of it. I'm sure you'll be happy someday even if your autism can never be cured.

4 hours later 69493397 Anonymous
>>69490131 You will always have down syndrome. Retard.

4 hours later 69493517 Anonymous
I can't see myself being normal and doing all the things normals do at once, to me is just incomprehensible, my head would explode I can't see how an actual autist(and not a failed normalfag) would want to become normal, to me is just unnatural, like a man wanting to become woman and vice versa a "normal" me wouldn't be me, my brain and personality would be totally different

4 hours later 69493530 Anonymous
>he isn't a high-functioning, self-aware autist kys weakling

4 hours later 69493571 Anonymous
Was tested as a kid, no autism. Stay mad.

4 hours later 69493593 Anonymous
>>69491787 >As for you. Go back to >>>/pol/ This is >>>/g/ retard. Keep anti-semitism on there please. We have issues with trannies and Poo in the loos here. We don;t need anti-semitism at the moment. >he doesn't know why those issues exist lmaoing at you newfriend

4 hours later 69493611 Anonymous
>>69490742 Why does the text in this look so janky?

4 hours later 69493702 Anonymous
>>69490131 The "never be happy" part is unlikely. You will understand this when you watch the My Little Pony fan club documentary where it is clear even the lowest form of life can be happy. With normal people becoming more autistic through excessive smart phone usage (or phone golems as I would call them where the phone is literally their "precious") the actual autistic people despite their odd quirks (and clear warning signs to older gens) are blending in fine and will only be noticed as not being normal when idiots stop using their phone for a moment (and that is if they are not totally hopeless at social interactions with people in person).

4 hours later 69493737 Anonymous
>>69493517 Yeah it would be faster, more efficient, on the edge.

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