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2019-01-15 09:42 69377361 Anonymous (softwaredev.jpg 1140x1006 112kB)
>wake up >sev 1 ticket assigned to me >get pinged by 3 managers three different times >people I have never heard of in my slack channel >can't pick up my daughter from school anymore, now my shitty ex wife gets to have her for the week >haven't eaten during lunch >my desk mate to the left keeps on moving his shit to my end, fucking open office meme >people being loud drinking coffee at the machine every 30 minutes I should have done medicine instead

45 min later 69377882 Anonymous
>>69377361 >daughter >shitty ex wife >office space life this shit writes itself

45 min later 69377892 Anonymous
>>69377361 Switch companies dude that sounds horrible.

47 min later 69377912 Anonymous
>>69377361 i hope for your sake you did a dna test on your daughter

51 min later 69377944 Anonymous
>>69377361 The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

1 hours later 69378251 Anonymous
>>69377361 isnt he sysadmin in the movie? only the guy with glasses or pajeet is dev

2 hours later 69379224 Anonymous
>>69377882 Shit, at least in Office Space Peter got his own cubicle. Open office sounds like pure hell.

2 hours later 69379232 Anonymous
>>69377944 reported to the fbi

3 hours later 69379919 Anonymous
>>69377944 based

3 hours later 69379931 Anonymous
>>69377944 based and farmpilled

3 hours later 69379949 Anonymous
>>69377944 >t. cryptojew Yeah, it sure is bad with >twice the lifespan >human rights >a third of the working hours >increased population from <1B to 7B

3 hours later 69379970 Anonymous
>>69379949 >can't see the problem with that you have a long way to go, worm

3 hours later 69379982 Anonymous
>>69379970 Only kikes see a problem with that. But I guess you just hate that the white man enjoys liberty, don't you? Fucking vermin.

3 hours later 69380002 Anonymous
>>69377361 do that thing from fight club and get another job lad

3 hours later 69380013 Anonymous
>>69379949 >twice the lifespan twice the torture >human rights were a mistake >a third of the working hours part-time with no benefits, and mandatory overtime >increased population yeahhhh, about that.

3 hours later 69380034 Anonymous
>>69380013 >twice the torture Edgy >were a mistake Edgy >part-time with no benefits, and mandatory overtime Still working about half of the time compared to your grandparents, even with the "overtime" included. Also >working part-time >claims to have overtime You clearly don't know what overtime means. Get a real job, faggot.

3 hours later 69380044 Anonymous
>>69377361 >work from home for company that's 50% remote >nobody really knows how few hours I work, but I'm good at responding to emails >top performer on my team The only way to do software. Never working in an office again.

3 hours later 69380061 Anonymous (1529817217554.jpg 675x601 74kB)
>>69377361 I'm right there with you bro. But at least we're not minimum-wage, college drop-out fags like the rest of /g/!

3 hours later 69380100 Anonymous
>>69379224 >>69377361 >open plan office >"hot desk" >working on a solo remote project in a room full of people working on another project >they have teleconferences and /or arguments every 5 minutes >decide to leave my desk and go into an unused room one month later >get fired for bad work attitude >my work attitude affects people around me

3 hours later 69380130 Anonymous
>>69380034 >You clearly don't know what overtime means i was talking about two different things. 1. inability to get full-time work since the employers don't want to give full-time benefits 2. and those that do have full-time jobs having MANDATORY -UNPAID- OVERTIME they have to work, especially in programming.

3 hours later 69380147 Anonymous
>>69380044 Same here been exclusively working remotely for the last 5 years. Getting paid salary for 40hrs/wk. Honestly I only work about 10hrs/wk. I’ll never go back to cubicle life

3 hours later 69380152 Anonymous
>>69380130 >1. inability to get full-time work since the employers don't want to give full-time benefits Wrong and illegal. >2. and those that do have full-time jobs having MANDATORY -UNPAID- OVERTIME they have to work, especially in programming. Wrong and illegal. Come back when you're 18 kid, and then we can discuss how the real world works.

3 hours later 69380159 Anonymous
>>69379949 >>increased population from <1B to 7B tell me dis nigga baitin me

3 hours later 69380230 Anonymous
>>69380152 >>2 . and those that do have full-time jobs having MANDATORY -UNPAID- OVERTIME they have to work, especially in programming. >Wrong and illegal. I dont know about his first point but I can corroborate his second. Often times you get contracts with an overtime contingent like 10 hours a week that it says is reserved for "economic necessity" but your line manager will expect you to exhaust it every time. that way even if your contract says 40 hrs a week you'll be working 50 for the same money. which is not completely true because these contracts come with a higher salary but it feels like you're being abused.

4 hours later 69380290 Anonymous
>>69380152 >wrong and illegal You are completely out of touch with how the real world operates. I agree that they are wrong, but they DO happen, all the time. Get back to me when you get a job in the private sector, pal.

4 hours later 69380292 Anonymous
>>69380230 For the first point, in my country it's only allowed to keep someone on a temporary contract for maximum 18 months before being forced to offer a full-time position. And if you get to month 17 and your employer fires you, he isn't allowed to hire someone else. >agrees to contract for higher salary >calls it mandatory You know what used to be mandatory? Being in debt to the factory owner, him legally owning your kids so you and your wife and all your kids were working for him? Or before that? Working on the fields, letting the vasall king fuck your wife while you were farming food he got 60-70% of and then being forced to fight his wars. That's mandatory. Also, those kind of contracts you are talking about are illegal in my country. You either get paid overtime or you don't, and if you don't you can just leave after the end of the work day. 37.5 hours per week. We do have special positions that don't count overtime ("særlig uavhengig stilling"), but those contracts are typically used for CEOs and include a significant salary increase and massive tax benefits.

4 hours later 69380298 Anonymous
>>69380290 Private sector follow worker laws, otherwise they get sued to hell and beyond. See >>69380292

4 hours later 69380307 Anonymous
>>69380013 >argues why lack of socialism and worker unions is wrong >blames industrialisation instead of capitalism

4 hours later 69380334 Anonymous
>>69379949 >>increased population from <1B to 7B > implying this is a good thing

4 hours later 69380341 Anonymous
>>69380292 >Also, those kind of contracts you are talking about are illegal in my country. fyi there's more than 1 country on this planet. I'm just saying it feels like you're cheated when it says "40 hour contract", but then in the fine print it says it's actually 50. just reporting what I experienced, no need to get salty.

4 hours later 69380359 Anonymous
>>69380341 >fyi there's more than 1 country on this planet. Ditto I'm just saying that bitching over lack of worker rights is your own god damn problem and can't be blamed on the industrial revolution. If you want better worker rights, then threaten to change jobs or join a union.

4 hours later 69380370 Anonymous
>>69380334 >>69380159 >implying population increase isn't a symptom of prosperity and wealth aka less children dying >implying the overpopulation meme is true Go suck on Alex Jones' dick.

4 hours later 69380383 Anonymous
>>69380298 >Private sector follow worker laws you sweet innocent child. may your sleep be peaceful always.

4 hours later 69380398 Anonymous
>>69380383 >everybody is out to get me >it's not my own fault that I am a total loser >"why even bother to be hard working, I'll only end up cheated. I'll just play videogames all day and live off mommy instead" This is what happens when you gave your zoomer kids gold medals for coming last.

4 hours later 69380413 Anonymous
>>69380383 >hurr durr capitalism and private sector is ebil Go take a helicopter ride, you fucking commie.

4 hours later 69380416 Anonymous
>>69380370 > There's trillion of ants, therefore being ant is better than being a lion. Overwhelmingly onions.

4 hours later 69380431 Anonymous
>>69380416 Ants have been around for millions of years before lions and will be around for millions of years after lions, so yeah, they're pretty much what peak evolution looks like.

4 hours later 69380436 Anonymous
>>69379949 Working hours increased with the industrial revolution, they didn't decrease.

4 hours later 69380458 Anonymous
>>69380359 >I'm just saying that bitching over lack of worker rights is your own god damn problem and can't be blamed on the industrial revolution. If you want better worker rights, then threaten to change jobs or join a union. I did quit that shit, and I'm not sure if it's legal even. but the reality is that IT grads are a dime a dozen if you know where to look, and people are happy to have a job so they take pretty much anything.

4 hours later 69380507 Anonymous
>>69380436 >Working hours increased with the industrial revolution, they didn't decrease. That's just blatantly wrong. They severely decreased, so did the need for child labour. >>69380458 >but the reality is that IT grads are a dime a dozen That's definitively not the situation here.

4 hours later 69380543 Anonymous (milton.jpg 250x310 10kB)
>>69377882 You know what you gotta do now: burn the building down.

4 hours later 69380586 Anonymous
>>69377944 Checked. Most people will disagree with you because they hold no deeper values. They are either too stupid or soulless. Addiction to luxury.

4 hours later 69380605 Anonymous
>>69380013 The idea of human rights aren't a mistake, it's just that the UN's declaration of what they are, when it's not outright wrong, is totally self nullifying. There are certain things that nobody can stop you from doing, and things that nobody would want someone to stop them from doing, and therefore pursuant to treating each other how they want to be treated, should not stop other people from doing (unless you really need to!), like thinking whatever you want, disagreeing, breathing, owning guns, stuff like that.

4 hours later 69380615 Anonymous
>>69379949 > A third of the working hours >average workday is 8 hours >implying people used to work 24 hours a day Yeah you're a tool

4 hours later 69380619 Anonymous
>>69380615 >average workday is 8 hours Lol, cucked by the jews. It's 6 here in Denmark. >implying people used to work 24 hours a day No, but they did used to work 16-18 hours a day.

4 hours later 69380655 Anonymous
>>69380615 People used to work on both Saturdays and Sundays, you fucking idiot. Having the weekend off is a modern conception.

4 hours later 69380696 Anonymous
>>69377361 kill yourself at this point, unironically.

4 hours later 69380723 Anonymous
>>69380615 >modern work week is 40 hours per week >3 * 40 = 120 >full week has 168 hours >leaves 6.9 hours for sleep and eating every day You're a retard

6 hours later 69381585 Anonymous
Bump

6 hours later 69381793 Anonymous
>>69379224 God fuck open offices, the "cubicles are evil" meme got propagated so much that you can't even have personal space anymore

6 hours later 69381843 Anonymous
I broke prod today because some dipshit senior eng doesn't have a gitignore and had c dynamic library files in his python module I forked studying for the lsat rn

6 hours later 69381844 Anonymous
Have you tried going to Chotchkie's ??

6 hours later 69381862 Anonymous
>>69377361 you couldn't handle medicine anon

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