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2018-12-29 10:46 69113857 Anonymous (apple poo.png 595x627 315kB)
OH NO NO NO NO

3 min later 69113893 Anonymous
future google autocompletion: >why does my iphone... >taste like shit? >smell like shit? >have shitstains all over it? >transmit diarrhea?

46 min later 69114217 Anonymous
POOED

47 min later 69114225 Anonymous
introducing the all new iPhone, now available in fecal ochre

50 min later 69114241 Anonymous
>tfw coprophobia pls Apple no

50 min later 69114243 Anonymous (1546076781629.jpg 595x627 202kB)
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA iTODDLERS BTFO

54 min later 69114264 Anonymous (1529779774114.gif 540x540 285kB)
IPOOS BTFO

55 min later 69114272 Anonymous
>>69114264 I hate you

57 min later 69114279 Anonymous
How can Apple be considered a premium exclusive product now if brown hands have touched it?

58 min later 69114291 Anonymous
>>69114279 'ignorance is bliss'

1 hours later 69114301 Anonymous
>>69114264 Fake satania poster.

1 hours later 69114339 Anonymous
>>69113857 I love the way Apple has moved its production back to the United States now that the import costs from China have gone up!

2 hours later 69114740 Anonymous
>>69113857 War between the USA and China is inevitable. It is not a matter of if, but when. Apple realizes this, and they are beginning a soft redeployment of their physical assets from China to India.

2 hours later 69114764 Anonymous
it's because of this >India said Thursday it is raising customs duty on imported mobile phones from 15% to 20% in a move designed to protect local manufacturing. The higher tariffs take effect on April 1. You have to make it there or to a certain percentage or you get hit with high tariffs.

2 hours later 69115142 Anonymous
>>69113857 i hope they wipe them down before they pack them.

2 hours later 69115218 Anonymous
>>69115142 >buy iPhone >get salmonella and hepatitis Now apple also offers health care with their AppleCare

3 hours later 69115252 Anonymous
>>69113857 Now all the basedboys will smell like curry. gross.

3 hours later 69115254 Anonymous (1539018682012.png 404x456 44kB)
>>69113857 Pink iPhones will come pre installed with assmbly line worker phone numbers now.

3 hours later 69115279 Anonymous
>>69115254 I have only met one Indian guy and he was really this thirsty, but his English was fine.

3 hours later 69115304 Anonymous
Isn't this a good thing, they can be produced cheaper, and mutts lose jobs. It's a win win

3 hours later 69115314 Anonymous
>>69113857 >pay $1300 for the latest iPhone XSC+-= >awful curry smell right out of the box >drop phone out of shear disgust >screen shatters into a million pieces >take phone to apple certified repair technician >they open iphone >shit smeared all over the inside >tell me I have to pay 1500$ for a new board, screen and phone case otherwise i have to get a new phone

3 hours later 69115319 Anonymous
>>69115279 Their porn ban really makes them fucked up, since they have acccess to social media to tease them with hot women. Take away their porn ban and they'll start behaving normally in a few generations.

3 hours later 69115385 Anonymous
>>69113857 That's what happened when you have pajeets running the damn company. >Yeah we're totally moving production to india because we're concerned about US-china trade war. >Totally nothing to do with our misguided sense of "Jai Hind" even tho we were born in american hospital instead of inside a mud hut and received american education and is practically an american sans the shit-colored skin

3 hours later 69115393 Anonymous
>>69113857 Well to be fair even Xiaomi move their production to India and consider india as their primary market

3 hours later 69115436 Anonymous (satanichialaughing.gif 543x533 425kB)
>>69113857 Aplelshills eternally btfo

3 hours later 69115457 Anonymous
>>69115385 This. Pajeets are the worse than jews in their nationalism.

3 hours later 69115487 Anonymous
>>69115457 This. I bet poos will cum of those iphones in a hope of white girls using them.

6 hours later 69117303 Anonymous
>>69113857 Why not OP? China doesn't respect our IP and India has a large enough talent pool. You spergs love to whine about pajeets coming to the US. Well, the industry is coming to them. Win-win.

7 hours later 69117609 Anonymous
>>69115393 Big if true

7 hours later 69117859 Anonymous
>>69113857 Better than China. Fuck China.

8 hours later 69118280 Anonymous
>>69115436 based sataniaposter

9 hours later 69119314 Anonymous
>>69114264 >>69115436 based

9 hours later 69119352 Anonymous
Would you rather sell 300m iPhones or 1.3b iPhones?

9 hours later 69119433 Anonymous
>>69114764 Do you really think that apple cares? Rich people will pay for a Iphone regardless of the price. It is more than technology, it is a status symbol. t. third worlder

11 hours later 69120738 Anonymous
>>69115218 TRUE INNOVATION

11 hours later 69121026 Anonymous (asda.png 499x378 183kB)
>>69115314 >be iPhone india worker in 2048 >live on compound 340 days a year >curry is forbidden >cannot tolerate the oppression any further >slowly sow seeds of rebellion within the Apple compound >stage violent uprising >"they can take our lives, but they will never take our curry"

11 hours later 69121046 Anonymous (1526439909097.png 813x1402 377kB)
>>69121026 CURRY UPRISING NOW

11 hours later 69121070 Anonymous
ishit

11 hours later 69121204 Anonymous
>>69115319 No you autistic kike. Shit like porn is what added to their already existing degeneracy. Indian movies are sometimes even worse than what hollywood kikes push out.

12 hours later 69121720 Anonymous
>>69114264 baste

12 hours later 69121741 Anonymous
>>69119433 they want to sell billions of phones there not a few million to the rich

12 hours later 69121910 Anonymous
>>69114264 based

14 hours later 69123200 Anonymous
>>69113857 yikes

15 hours later 69123627 Anonymous
>>69121741 Yo average indian has like one third the purchasing power yo average chinaman so that's a moot point. Even if you want to play the "300 million middle class by 2020" card, do remember that it's their definition of "middle class", not ours. Sure Indian has cheaper labor than china but the on the other side of things india also has worse infrastructure than china. Even then if they somehow could produce iphone at lower cost (which I highly doubt), that doesn't necessarily translate to cheaper retail price. For all we know they would simply retain the price and make higher profit Xiaomi is the king in india for a reason. They're willing to take 3 percent profit margin to keep price low. Would apple do the same thing? Nope

16 hours later 69123884 Anonymous
>>69113857 This is the best news ever. Might get some of them for even less money now.

16 hours later 69123924 Anonymous
>>69113857 Based poo phone

16 hours later 69123925 Anonymous
>>69113857 >surprised apple is using cheaper labor than china You don't really understand economics do you? After India it'll be Africa.

16 hours later 69123935 Anonymous
iPoop

16 hours later 69123948 Anonymous
>>69113857 >the iPajeet is real

16 hours later 69123957 Anonymous
>>69121026 >it begins silently at first >random turds are strategically left along hallways and often in front of bathroom doors >posters depicting the Toilet Witch on the door to discourage fellow Indians from using them

16 hours later 69123960 Anonymous
>>69114264 Posting this hard against Apple iPhones. Man you must get 0 bitches at parties with. You’re that one socially awkward faggot that no one likes and will die alone. I truly feel sorry for you and I hope you one day stop shit posting

16 hours later 69123962 Anonymous
>>69114264 Based and Loo-pilled

16 hours later 69123968 Anonymous
>>69114264 Based

16 hours later 69123985 Anonymous
>>69123960 found the apple user

16 hours later 69124012 Anonymous (1469302875939.png 400x500 187kB)
>>69113857 Fuck Apple but you're going to be seeing a hell of a lot more of this in the future. China's wages are no longer that competitive.

16 hours later 69124077 Anonymous
>>69119433 >rich people Will this meme die? fucking highschool students with pizza delivery jobs can easily get an iphone on a 2 year lease with no cosigner. When you can pay for something with less than a cheque you would receive while on minimum wage, you don't need to be rich to buy it.

16 hours later 69124265 Anonymous (1514682031871.png 852x436 555kB)
LITERALLY

16 hours later 69124297 Anonymous
I don't see how this is a bad thing 1) China is a commie state, giving money to a commie state is wrong 2) They steal our shit all the time 3) If you really hate pajeets, a growing India will make them go back 4) Google, the absolute bane of this planet, will suffer all along this journey Is everyone on this thread a newfag?

17 hours later 69124533 Anonymous
>>69124077 You're talking about a country where half the population made less than 5 bucks a day. That pizza delivery shit? People are willing to migrate to america simply to take that job

17 hours later 69124613 Anonymous
>>69124297 >Is everyone on this thread a newfag? Yes.

17 hours later 69124627 Anonymous
>>69114272 Why? Because /g/ literally came up with an anti-shill meme and it worked?

17 hours later 69124663 Anonymous
>posting anti iphone and indian memes from his pocophone f1

18 hours later 69124837 Anonymous
>>69124297 I personally don't want human feces short circuiting my electronics.

18 hours later 69124944 Anonymous
>>69114740 China getting fucked will be satisfying.

18 hours later 69124967 Anonymous
POOOOOOOOOOOOOO

18 hours later 69124968 Anonymous
IN

18 hours later 69124982 Anonymous
tera phone me poo karduga behnchod hahaha

19 hours later 69125815 Anonymous
>>69113857 yikes

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