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2013-04-01 10:56 32702978 Anonymous (MURRIKA.png 573x504 218kB)
You probably heard about our recent move to North Korea. Many of you rightfully bashed us for siding with a dictatorship. We want you to know that we have listened to your critique. So without further due, we hereby announce that we have moved our servers from the evil North Korea to the greatest fuckin nation in the entire world. The United States of America, fuck yeah! We have worked closely with the awesome american government to establish a strong military graded server park that will endure any nuclear attacks that Kim Jong Un and his evil allies will send at Us. Along with this move to the greatest country in the universe, we will soon remove all torrents from North Korea, China, Iran, France and Islamistan. American torrents will be seeded with extra power, to ensure that you'll get your american dose extra fast. America, fuck yeah!

2 min later 32703008 Anonymous
Good to know that these guys have a sense of humour, but really, april fools day is just a wasted day at this point.

3 min later 32703012 Anonymous
>greatest country on earth >futile attempts to take down a torrent site for several years

5 min later 32703027 Anonymous
I get that it's a joke but that image makes me gag

8 min later 32703061 Anonymous
>>32703027 Looks like you just can't handle FREEDOM

11 min later 32703088 Anonymous
Are you lelgun? There is an obnoxious little shit spouting memes on the Pirate Bay blog. It reaffirms my belief that most pirates are children.

15 min later 32703122 Anonymous
>>32703088 >A faggot says something stupid >Clearly everyone who goes on this site must be stupid What are you even doing here?

16 min later 32703132 Anonymous
>>32703122 He's stupid, obviously.

17 min later 32703143 Anonymous (1364611370124.jpg 780x877 119kB)


18 min later 32703151 Anonymous
>first comment isn't "God bless America!" pig disgusting freedom hating site

18 min later 32703152 Anonymous
>>32703143 Final box: "No time for pizza, I gotta go to work"

1 hours later 32703971 Anonymous
>>32703143 lol

1 hours later 32703988 Anonymous (3ptn0l[1].jpg 625x468 67kB)
GOD BLESS 'MERICUH

2 hours later 32704449 Anonymous
>>32703012 Do you understand sarcasm in the least? They fucking hate america, they used to have a site called `americas dumbest soldiers` or something and mock the dead american soldiers

2 hours later 32704466 Anonymous
>>32704449 Pretty sure you're confusing them with the phelps.

2 hours later 32704484 Anonymous
>>32704466 No, they even showed what was the site in their documentary. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTOK XCEwo_8

2 hours later 32704575 Anonymous
>>32703143 Do Americans even understand what they are saying when they use the buzzword "Free"? I mean, in what context are they actually free...

2 hours later 32704579 Anonymous
>>32704575 They're free to choose their own slavers.

2 hours later 32704598 Anonymous
>>32704575 >I mean, in what context are they actually free... Free to bear arms

2 hours later 32704611 Anonymous
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE

3 hours later 32704696 Anonymous (priceoffreedom.png 1100x733 434kB)
>>32704575 >>32704579 >>32704598 FREE DO OGGUBI WALL SDREET! FREE DO SHOOD A SGHOOL! FREE DO EAD BURGERS!

3 hours later 32704705 Anonymous (amerigabear.jpg 500x375 281kB)
>>32704696 >oggubi wall sdreet >>32702554

3 hours later 32704706 Anonymous
>ITT: Shitposting

3 hours later 32704721 Anonymous
>>32703012 A Torrent site located in another country.

3 hours later 32704740 Anonymous
>>32704706 >>>/g/

3 hours later 32704756 Anonymous
I genuinely believe all you obese, disgusting, filthy, mentally retarded subhuman Americans deserve to die. You fat filthy rats need to be cleansed for being a devolution of the human race and being worse than neanderthals. Being an ill minded, illiterate, xenophobic American should be punishable by death to cleanse Earth's gene pool of deformities of both the body and mind. The only good American is a dead American Over the years we've learned to deal with Americans no matter how obnoxious they are we have dealt with them, I for one have had enough and propose we form an army of exterminators, these creatures have infected our planet for over 200 years. I think a good deal of napalm and nuclear bombings SHOULD kill these foul creatures, but I fear it's not enough they're too fat and can withstand heavy blows, yes even nuclear bombs can't harm an American. The fat in their body is what's keeping them alive, without it they'd be dead in seconds, a pure non-fat American is so weak even an ant can kill them without much trouble. Remember Americans are NOT human, they deserve nothing less than total extermination. You see, Americans if they even have a history at all, it's one of war, America is a violent country and it shows throughout it's "history". It was founded on violence and will be nothing more than a violent country for however long it lasts. It is this reason and many more that makes America a risk to our safety on planet Earth, we MUST exterminate them or face the consequences. Americans are the worst problem we face today, they blend in with humans and they trick us into believing they're the good guys, this is not true, they are the biggest problem Earth has ever faced and this is a crisis. We must exterminate them as soon as possible.

3 hours later 32704766 Anonymous (brettygood.gif 482x800 30kB)
>>32704756

3 hours later 32704773 GT3000 (1364628554628.jpg 849x1200 296kB)
Fuck yeah, never get to use this image. LIBERTY PRIME, NIGGAS.

3 hours later 32704783 Anonymous
>>32704773 Oh fuck, I fell off my chair laughing when I played that part of the quest.

3 hours later 32704797 Anonymous
>not moving the masses to i2p ya blew it tpb, you could've saved us all

3 hours later 32704807 Anonymous (spurdo02.jpg 723x657 77kB)
>>32704756 B-but muh guns?

3 hours later 32704820 Anonymous (spurdo-amerigabear.jpg 403x403 25kB)
>>32704756 Jelly yur-oh-poor dedegded

3 hours later 32704821 Anonymous
>>32704807 UH GUNS FUCK YEAH FREEDUM

3 hours later 32704826 Anonymous
>>32704773 COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE.

3 hours later 32704831 Anonymous
>>32704820 That shirt's fucking awesome. Hamburger pockets in convenient locations? Well fully laden with hamburgers you appear to be highly muscular!

3 hours later 32704856 Anonymous
>>32704756 I know this copypasta but I agree with this 100%.

3 hours later 32704868 Anonymous
>>32704826 DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

3 hours later 32704876 Anonymous
>itt: some yuropoors actually think their countries are better than the US >inb4 pretending

3 hours later 32704891 Anonymous
>>32704876 > their countries are better than the US But that's true.

3 hours later 32704898 Anonymous
>>32704876 Even Mexico is better at this point.

3 hours later 32704901 Anonymous (norway.jpg 675x845 155kB)
>>32704876

3 hours later 32704904 Anonymous
>>32704891 >50% taxes >better than US >>32704898 >fucking drug cartels running the country >better than US

3 hours later 32704912 Anonymous
>>32704898 Apart from the crime, the people, the weather, the corruption, and the lack of modern infrastructure.

3 hours later 32704920 Anonymous (norway2.jpg 515x544 234kB)
>>32704904 >50% taxes Not on everything, you retard.

3 hours later 32704921 Anonymous
>>32704904 Drug cartels vs spree shooters. There's no difference, both are shitholes.

3 hours later 32704927 Anonymous
>>32704912 Yeah, America is pretty shit.

3 hours later 32704937 Anonymous (Norge.png 646x912 336kB)
>>32704876 I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of our black gold.

3 hours later 32704939 Anonymous
>>32704921 The difference is that spree shooters are rare. Drug cartels are so bad that the weathermen have a 'chance of having decapitated bodies all over your lawn' warning index.

3 hours later 32704945 Anonymous (1361629638063.png 535x571 203kB)
>>32704939 >spree shooters are rare

3 hours later 32704949 Anonymous
>>32704901 God I hate it when people use the "smart child gives rebuttal" rethoric. It's horrbly condescending. Not that I disagree with the point (although arguin against religious nutjobs is a low blow).

3 hours later 32704950 Anonymous (Screenshot from 2013-04-01 14:25:24.png 509x414 115kB)
>>32704898 http://www.ifitweremyhome.com/compa re/US/MX

3 hours later 32704954 Anonymous
>>32704939 Murricans can't go one day without a shooting

3 hours later 32704962 Anonymous
>>32704945 There's about one a month. that's pretty rare. In Mexico there are drug cartel butchers every day.

3 hours later 32704963 Anonymous (spurdono1.png 680x476 294kB)
>>32704927 Murrika is No.1 you asshole.

3 hours later 32704966 Anonymous
>>32704575 Free to kick your ass, you whiny little bitch!

3 hours later 32704972 Anonymous
>>32704950 >More chance of being employed in mexico Shit why the fuck are they coming here for jobs?

3 hours later 32704974 Anonymous (1361659239799.png 867x685 50kB)
spurdo thread?

3 hours later 32704982 Anonymous
>>32704972 Because of the pay. And virtually everything else.

3 hours later 32704983 Anonymous (1355733300222.jpg 563x470 37kB)
>>32704962 >once a month >not a bad thing

3 hours later 32704987 Anonymous (Do it for america.jpg 493x847 209kB)
>>32704963 Not everything. Sadly there are some Americans who neglect their duty to preserve freedom.

3 hours later 32704992 Anonymous
>>32704756 Canada pls go

3 hours later 32705004 Anonymous (Screenshot from 2013-04-01 14:26:44.png 513x391 107kB)
USA strong

3 hours later 32705010 Anonymous
>>32704876 But it's true. America is a the technological center of the world and I'm sure it's not as bad as people say, but I'd never want to live there.

3 hours later 32705029 Anonymous
>>32704950 >have 39.78 more chance at being employed >be 50% less likely to have AIDS 'murika, the home of the unemployed and the land of the gay.

3 hours later 32705032 Anonymous (Screenshot from 2013-04-01 14:30:28.png 502x422 114kB)
>>32704992 >>32704992

3 hours later 32705035 Anonymous
>>32705029 >land of the gay. Land of niggers.

3 hours later 32705065 Anonymous (Sem título.png 497x347 55kB)
nothing to hue about.

3 hours later 32705077 Anonymous (murricah.png 524x417 71kB)
>>32704950

3 hours later 32705093 Anonymous (germany.png 468x442 102kB)
>>32705077 Feels good man. Sill love you though, ameribros.

3 hours later 32705097 Anonymous
>>32705004 >use 2.2 times more electricity The fuck do norwegians do with electricity?

3 hours later 32705116 Anonymous (Untitled.png 491x401 67kB)
Har.

3 hours later 32705118 Anonymous
>>32705097 Heat their homes I suppose. Also doesn't Norway have like 90% hydroelectic power? They can afford it.

3 hours later 32705120 Anonymous (2614704859.png 300x135 32kB)
>>32705097 >The fuck do norwegians do with electricity? Well, the winter is fucking cold bro. Also, we all have a lot of consumer electronics to go with our superior broadbands

3 hours later 32705127 Anonymous
>>32705097 Mine buttcoins. But seriously, they power their modern infrastructure with it. A lot of it probably goes to heating.

3 hours later 32705137 Anonymous
>>32705116 >be 15.31% less likely to be the next Hitler

3 hours later 32705143 Anonymous
>>32705118 >Also doesn't Norway have like 90% hydroelectic power? Not fully 90% (we sell gas to UK and Germany, and buy power back [yes, it's fucking retarded]), but I guess 80% of our power comes from hydroelectricity. We do have incredible amounts of Thorium though, it beats me why we don't do nuclear power like the swedes.

3 hours later 32705156 Anonymous (amerifats.png 472x353 55kB)
>>32704950 I'm okay with this

3 hours later 32705157 Anonymous (toplol.png 526x446 72kB)
Lel

3 hours later 32705159 Anonymous
>>32705143 >why we don't do nuclear power like the swedes. muh chernobyl

3 hours later 32705175 Anonymous
>>32705159 >Implying nuclear power is a safety risk if used correctly

3 hours later 32705183 Anonymous
>>32705175 That is not what I was implying.

3 hours later 32705186 Anonymous (wtfug.png 211x246 10kB)
>>32705035 >this is a good thing

3 hours later 32705187 Anonymous (feelsgoodman.png 485x413 69kB)
>>32704950 Nice.

3 hours later 32705188 Anonymous
>>32705159 Well, we could mine thorium and sell it to others though. We don't do that either. Fucking ridiculous. I mean, we fucking sold plutonium to the Israelis so they could make their first atomic bombs, why the fuck don't we just go nuclear power already.

3 hours later 32705192 Anonymous
>>32705175 >implying it's used correctly. Energy companies don't give a shit about the risks as long as they can make 1ct mroe anual profits.

3 hours later 32705196 Anonymous
>>32705183 Then please elaborate

3 hours later 32705198 Anonymous
>>32705175 He didn't imply that, he was referring to the scaremongering that the environmentalists do here in Norway

3 hours later 32705215 Anonymous
>>32705192 Incorrect. Norway isn't greedy jew ameriga. Also state owned energy companies. Socialism, it fucking works.

3 hours later 32705218 Anonymous
>>32705198 Oh, now I get it, probably should have given it a little more thought.

3 hours later 32705224 Anonymous
>>32705196 See >>32705198

3 hours later 32705229 Anonymous
>>32705187 Too slow. >>32705157

3 hours later 32705230 Anonymous
>>32705196 I was implying that the fear of disasters like chernobyl have been a significant political impedance to governmentally supported nuclear power schemes. IE: >>32705198 Not just norway- everywhere.

3 hours later 32705243 Anonymous (image.jpg 640x960 222kB)
Jesus. I never knew Americans had it so much worse. I really hope you guys will catch up and get the better life you deserve. :3

3 hours later 32705252 Anonymous
ITT: Americans got told. Hard.

3 hours later 32705269 Anonymous (2fast2manychromosomes.gif 281x243 1046kB)
>>32705120

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3 hours later 32705301 Anonymous (Screenshot from 2013-04-01 14:47:58.png 508x350 96kB)


3 hours later 32705314 Anonymous (laugh2.gif 285x235 969kB)
>>32705269 >filename

3 hours later 32705347 Ambien
>Go to comparison >"Less money" is determined by GDP But nearly all jobs in Australia pay higher than they do in the US, and our currency is worth more, and you cant directly compare the cost of living because of variability and the ability for free import in Aus.

3 hours later 32705354 Anonymous
>>32705243 >work 38% more >yet earn only earn 18% more >to archieve this in the first place you first gotta find work >83% more chance of being unemployed >almost double of the payments go to health care anyway >a whole lote more on electricity and oil too America is seriously really poor. How do you guys survive? >31% more dies on infancy >die 1.3 years sooner >300% more AIDS

3 hours later 32705358 Anonymous
>>32705347 Shut up, desertnigger. Nobody cares about your bullfrogs.

4 hours later 32705441 Anonymous
>>32705354 >biased anti american website telling you america is worse Not shit europoors stay deluded. Lel

4 hours later 32705506 Anonymous
>>32705441 >Biased and anti-american >Based on CIA World Factbook statistics

4 hours later 32705555 Anonymous
>>32705441 You can compare any country with any country. >>32705347 In my opinion, GDP is inherently flawed when you use it to compare wealth, as different countries spend more or less money on crap instead of saving it.

4 hours later 32705801 Anonymous
>>32705243 >I really hope you guys will catch up and get the better life you deserve. Americans really have no control over that, since people neither realize nor stand up to the influence of business in government. Our district had its first decent representative in years (Robert Schilling). Like all of our reps, he was republican, and represented an area which has a large majority of republican voters. He voted nay to SOPA and CISPA, was open to direct telephone calls, and was a reasonable and amiable fellow at the conventions. I was honestly quite surprised that we still has politicians like this. Surely his reelection would be in the bag. He made one big mistake however. Illinois is the corn heartland of the nation, and Monsanto wanted to get some reps to help pass a bill giving them greater protection for their use of genetically modified crops. Not only did the rep oppose it, he publicly stated that under no circumstance would he tolerate this injustice to American farmers. For this, he was due to be burnt. Suddenly, out of literally nowhere, a Democratic candidate emerged who mysteriously garnered amazing popularity in the media and news. Suddenly, Schilling was seen as unamerican for supporting pirates by saying no to SOPA and supporting terrorism and pedophilia by saying no to CISPA. The other rep quickly accumulated funds from various pacts, and she publicly promised to give Monsanto more liberties in their GMCs for "job opportunities and the health of Americans everywhere." Although it is a faux pas, I did ask around, and even the traditional democrats who I knew did not particularly care for her, as she was seen as trying to turn the district upside-down.

4 hours later 32705813 Anonymous
>>32705801 American democracy hard at work.

4 hours later 32705851 Anonymous
>>32705801 On election day, the queerest thing happened. As I was going to vote, I saw buses, dozens in lines, coming in from the East (aka Chicago). As I went to vote, the lines suddenly became absurdly long as these busgoers took the queue. Most of them were black, except for a few persons who very much seemed mentally handicapped. In the line, they were openly talking about how much they were getting paid to ride down here to vote. One of the mentally handicapped was getting paid a package of candy bars, for christ's sake. So they voted, and their sheer numbers kept quite a few away from the polling station. The next day, the democratic nominee won by a slight majority. And just a few days ago, Monsanto's act, which was attached to a finance bill, was approved by Congress. Now ask me, how the hell am I suppose to contests that?

4 hours later 32705867 Anonymous
>>32705851 Email obama that story. Or the journalists. Everyone that doesn't run with it is paid off.

4 hours later 32705930 Anonymous
>>32705867 It was mentioned in all the editorial sections of our local newspapers. However, the newspapers never reported on it themselves, as that would not be politically correct. This happens all the time in Illinois; its not even news. Every election year the Democrats in particular use bus people around the state to vote across district lines. However, the sure amount of people who were illegally brought in to vote alarmed me. And I am trying to demonize one party in particular; it us just the Democrats that hold the reigns in Illinois. It goes across party lines.

4 hours later 32705943 Anonymous
>>32705930 You missed a very important not. But yes, the companies really don't care about the party, they care about the politician who's parroting their views.

4 hours later 32705951 Anonymous (finlan02.jpg 494x402 62kB)
>>32705270 And in reverse. I have to say I've never been prouder that I'm not american.

4 hours later 32705957 Anonymous
I hope everyone in USA realizes that while most of Europe just laugh at you lack of culture and ignorance, Scandinavians and the French actually hate you.

4 hours later 32706085 Anonymous
>>32705957 don't really care lol

5 hours later 32707009 Anonymous (austria fuck yea.png 979x773 300kB)
Österreich masterrace

6 hours later 32707223 Anonymous (zuig het amerivets.png 480x434 67kB)
nederland meester ras

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