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2013-01-23 09:35 30935649 Anonymous (yes.png 779x600 150kB)
Idea for website; called "wank bank". It's a site where you have an account and upload your fap folder, store it there and access it later from other computers. Not only that, but you can share your collection with others. Has this been done before?

6 min later 30935732 Anonymous
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9 min later 30935769 Anonymous
Dropbox? Why would you be masturbating from other computers anyway? I mean I sometimes masturbate at the library, but I don't need a computer to do that.

11 min later 30935797 Anonymous
>>30935769 It's more of a site to share and view masses of user-uploaded pornographic material.

12 min later 30935821 Anonymous
this is actually useful. Ive done this in the past with my home server (minus the other people pron and sharing part) remote access is sometimes useful also id rather not be storing it all on my laptop that i take to uni. so yeah. i wouldnt upload it somewhere else though, but i guess thats just because around here data caps are low so everyones a bit of a jew with their data nevertheless its a good idea

17 min later 30935872 Anonymous
Porn sites sorta have this with favourites, but something that can do images as well as videos and is more community-centered is new.

46 min later 30936195 Anonymous
One last bump

1 hours later 30936877 Anonymous
>uploading my gore, horse dicks and child porn >yeah no

1 hours later 30936976 Anonymous
>>30935649 So, like a cloudserver for porn? Oh dear... this would be hell to moderate. You can't legally have anything even remotely resembling child porn on any server. In some countries, like Australia, you'll even get an added sentence for shit that may or may not be children (too skinny, tits too small, etc). OP, horrid idea, absolutely woeful. You'd get more cat goddess on there than an egyptian temple, more Russian kids than a Chechen orphanage.

1 hours later 30936996 Anonymous
>>30936976 >Australia >tits too small I remember the shitstorm this caused when it was passed. and im not even from australia

1 hours later 30937055 Anonymous
>>30936996 It's not really how the Australian legal system works, you can't go to jail purely for having pictures of girls with small tits. It's more that if you have CP AND girls with small tits, they can bring in both sections into your court case. Still unfair, because you could have very questionable case about something or rather (I don't know, you smiled at an 8 year old, her parents want your blood), and out of no where there's a few pictures from your porn collection with small Bs and A cups for the jury and prosecuters as well as your entire family to see. Our society just hates sex crimes, really. Actually, they hate crimes typically associated to men, meaning hooning, anything about sex and whatever.

1 hours later 30937072 Anonymous
>>30936976 >>30936996 OP here. I live in Australia and I have seen no instances of that law being actually enforced. >>30936877 I was more concerned about getting fucked over by big porn companies getting legal about their shit on my site.

1 hours later 30937096 Anonymous
>>30937055 Nope. It is towards small breasted, or young looking pornography. For example, that DVD of 'Hot Teen Sluts" would get you in jail. Even though all actresses are legal age.

2 hours later 30937106 Anonymous
Have fun finding a place that will host it.

2 hours later 30937123 Anonymous
>>30937106 I'll contact moot

2 hours later 30937125 Anonymous
Big porn sites will sue you for copyright infringement and other big porn sites will overload the site with teaser images linking to their site.

2 hours later 30937143 Anonymous
>>30937096 >that DVD of 'Hot Teen Sluts" would get you in jail No, it wouldn't, I highly doubt you understand the Australian legal system. Almost nothing is enforced until the cops make an effort to enforce it

2 hours later 30937147 Anonymous
>>30937106 you could do it but youd need your own servers. it shouldnt be a problem finding somewhere to put them

2 hours later 30937155 Anonymous
I have a new summer project. Thanks OP. >>30936976 Nobody cares about shit countrirs like Australia though.

2 hours later 30937161 Anonymous
>>30936996 >>30937096 And the Australian Sex Party propaganda strikes again. "Tits too small" was one of the factors that lead the censors to believe the actress was underage. It wasn't the only factor. The Australian Sex Party are just a bunch of cunts who wanted attention and blew the whole thing out of proportion. It wasn't just "oh she has small breasts she must be under 18" it was "she has X number of items that lead us to believe she is under 18, this material will be RC (refused classification) which means it cannot be sold in Australia." RC material is not illegal material, you just can't sell it. Fuck I hate the ASP, they make foreign plebs think Australian government is crazy (it is like all govt. but in other ways).

2 hours later 30937166 Anonymous
>>30937147 That would be the worse thing to do. Most ISPs don't even allow servers. The ones that do, don't normally allow pornographic content. That, and you'd need a good fucking connection. Plus paying for a server, and all the storage.

2 hours later 30937175 Anonymous
>>30937155 >higher HDI than America >more economical equality than America >better education system than America >better health system than America >less non-white scum than America >implying Australia is a shit "countrirs" I bet you think we all live in dusty, red dirt and ride kangaroos to work, don't you? Americans sure do love making themselves look bad...

2 hours later 30937190 Anonymous
>>30937166 >ISPs no, i mean you buy a rack or 2 of space in a datacentre. you put your servers there.

2 hours later 30937194 Anonymous
>>30937161 Maybe we need plebs to think the Australian government is crazy. I'm not sure about you, but I'd love a freer system socially even if the consequences are that a few American rednecks think we get castrated for looking at girls with less than a C cup.

2 hours later 30937212 Anonymous
>>30937155 No problem.

2 hours later 30937221 Anonymous
>>30937175 >implying I am American It is only some 4 countries (including Murrica) that have retarded laws against lolicon and even teen-looking porn. >"countrirs" What is typo

2 hours later 30937222 Anonymous
>>30937175 Sydneysider here. Australia sucks though. We have the highest taxes in the whole damn western world. And Sydney is the most expensive city in the world. Also, the average American has higher purchasing power than the average Australian.

2 hours later 30937223 Anonymous
>>30937194 Americans being stupid won't make our government systems freer. Vote for the ASP or LDP or some party like that if you want more freedums.

2 hours later 30937234 Anonymous
>>30937161 The National Classification Code made anything RC that if it appears to be under 18. So any fantasy stuff about high school cheerleaders? RC. This lead them to 'trying' to ban small breasted genre pornography films. This was at the same time of them trying to ban "Female ejaculation" pornography.

2 hours later 30937238 Anonymous
>>30937222 As someone who used to live in Sydney I have to agree with you about that place being expensive as fuck. Holy balls it's crazy. Mind you I'm only marginally better off now. I moved to the Blue Mountains.

2 hours later 30937265 Anonymous
>>30937161 Wow, that's a dumb party. I know a few girls over 18 who are skinny and have really small boobs.

2 hours later 30937271 Anonymous
>>30937234 The thing with the female ejaculation stuff is that we really do have very VERY very restrictive pornography laws. Basically anything other than sex in the missionary position between two consenting adults for the sole purpose of making porn is deemed inappropriate. Female ejaculation was considered watersports and therefore inappropriate. That's one of the reasons the censor was a big worry. Luckily they've put that on the back burner after the massive unpopularity.

2 hours later 30937278 Anonymous
>>30937222 >Australia sucks though. Get the fuck out then. >We have the highest taxes in the whole damn western world. The alternative is to have barely any taxes at all, like in America and (surprisingly) China, where they also have a huge economical gap. This is contrast to other nations with high taxes, like Sweden and Norway, who also have a very small economical gap (which is larger now because of immigration). Taxes aren't quite as much of a bad thing as your average bogan (you) thinks they are.

2 hours later 30937279 Anonymous
>>30937265 Oh it wasn't the party saying that, it's just the party making it seem like that was the reason. Amittedly our porn laws are retarded. Anything fetish is RC.

2 hours later 30937292 Anonymous
>>30937222 >>30937278 Taxes are pretty great if you're not earning boat loads of cash (I doubt anyone with time for 4chan would be). Even better recently. They raised the tax free threshhold to 18k. Being a filthy student I don't pay any tax now. Feels good mang

2 hours later 30937315 Anonymous
>>30937271 >considered watersports and therefore inappropriate wut so anything a little unusual is deemed inappropriate for everyone ever?

2 hours later 30937322 Anonymous
>>30937292 >Taxes are pretty great if you're not earning boat loads of cash Yeah, pretty much. I hear bogans complaining about dem govment tacken der monies all the time, what they don't realise is that they pay an extremely tiny portion of tax, especially if they don't pay capital gains. Australian capital gains is fucking huge, it makes buying and selling shares, or even property, a waste of time.

2 hours later 30937327 Anonymous
>>30937271 Man. Australia is a shit hole. Good thing my crazy aunt lives there, and I don't. I searched more into the NCC. Any publications which contain 'offensive depictions' or who are, or APPEAR to be under 18 must be classified as RC. EVEN if the person is NOT engaged in sexual activity.

2 hours later 30937328 Anonymous
>>30937322 >>30937292 Bogans don't realise Australia is a glorious socialist paradise.

2 hours later 30937333 Anonymous
>>30937315 Only to be sold. I could have a harddrive full of the dirtiest smut known to man and it's fine. If I tried to sell it I could get in trouble though. NB: No one enforces these laws. Cops have better things to do than worry about porn.

2 hours later 30937335 Anonymous
>>30937271 >>30937315 A lot of things are still banned, even in America, and Canada. The laws are unclear, old, and vague. I am fairly sure anal sex is illegal under the age of 18. In some places it's still illegal. Though not enforced.

2 hours later 30937344 Anonymous
>>30937327 >Australia is a shit hole >and I don't My mother honestly thinks America is a third world country with homicides on the streets daily in every suburb. She thinks there are drug deals on every block and every emergency vehicle has its lights on. Naturally, she's never been to America. Americans are the same with Australia, the difference is everyone thinks my mother is dumb. No one thinks Americans who think Australia is a shithole are dumb, when they're essentially doing the same thing.

2 hours later 30937370 Anonymous
>>30937344 Good thing I am not American. Your mother is just retarded if she believes that though. I don't believe Australia is a third world country, just a shit hole. Has a lot of odd, and outdated regulations and bans. >New xbox 360 game >$100

2 hours later 30937497 Anonymous
>>30937370 Have you ever been to Australia?

2 hours later 30937541 Anonymous
>>30937497 He obviously hasn't. He's just an internet guru

3 hours later 30937813 Anonymous
>>30937335 >anal sex is illegal under the age of 18 That's retarded. I heard it happens in UK too.

3 hours later 30937840 Anonymous
>>30937813 There are many unenforceable laws, just like anal sex >hold on there son, did you put your peepee in her bumbum or in her ginny?

3 hours later 30938045 Anonymous
>>30937344 Wow, your mother is really that dumb? Media brainwashing at it again. Yes good goyim, give up your guns or we'll end up like America. You don't want that, do you, good goyim?

3 hours later 30938142 Anonymous
>>30938045 >Wow, your mother is really that dumb? Sometimes. It's more that she's dead convinced that it's a warzone there, no matter how much people who've actually lived there try to convince her otherwise. Likewise, Americans are dead convinced Australians can't fap to tiny tits or have buttsecks or fuck prostitutes, all a while believing that we're under constant threat of death by some obscure animal which is teeming in our backyards. I'm just saying, stupid people are stupid, except in America it's just a granted.

3 hours later 30938172 Anonymous
>>30938142 I've been to America many times (ausfag here) and people are nicer and more intelligent on average than here in Australia.

3 hours later 30938314 Anonymous
>>30938172 90% of the people on the planet are nice anywhere you are. Spend enough time there though and you'll meet enough of the 10% who are pricks to completely fuck up your perspective. Statistically Americans and Australians are about as unintelligent as each other, a little under average.

3 hours later 30938384 Anonymous
>>30938314 >Statistically Americans and Australians are about as unintelligent as each other, a little under average. Hardly. Australia usually ranks higher than America academically. Then again, academic marks aren't exactly a great litmus test for intelligence, and I'd assume America's Hispanic and Black population would drive down those scores.

3 hours later 30938407 Anonymous
>>30938314 No. Americans and Australians are extremely friendly compared to the rest of the world. In Australia, constantly people are trying to make conversation. Just walking down the street in a quiet suburb, if you see someone walking towards you, you lift your head and smile and maybe say hello. If in Europe you walk down the street and say hello to a stranger they'll look at you strangely. If you stare at someone in Europe they get mad. In Australia they just ignore you.

3 hours later 30938463 Anonymous
>>30938384 >I'd assume America's Hispanic and Black population would drive down those scores The indigenous population of Australia would probably have a similar affect on Australia's scores.

4 hours later 30938646 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHP-znJv 9ps Fucking straya cunt

4 hours later 30938928 Anonymous
>>30938463 We cull the local populace every century or so. It's a good way to keep our literacy rates in check.

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