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2013-01-17 05:56 30763461 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast (Apple-remembers-Steve-Jobs-with-impressive-video-640x577.jpg 640x577 38kB)
Steve Jobs is tech related! Lets have a thread about the most influential man that's ever contributed to the tech world.
>It's the early 1980's
>See Xerox squandering their software and hardware
>Create amazing revolutionary home PC
>MFW It's an instant hit
2 min later 30763509 Anonymous
>Revolutionary home PC
Remind me what they accomplished that PC didn't years ago?
2 min later 30763516 Anonymous
made me respond
1/10
3 min later 30763536 Anonymous (ZombieGoast.jpg 2012x574 490kB)
4 min later 30763541 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30763509
Well, Apple released the first widely used and popular home PC. Up until that point PCs had been slow, hard to use and not mainstream enough to make a big impact.
Steve Jobs changed that.
9 min later 30763641 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>Macworld 2007
>Get up on stage
>Blah blah blah OS X
>Blah blah blah new MacBook
>iPHONE
Crowd went wild, and no phone has ever sold as well as an iPhone.
12 min later 30763702 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
http://mashable.com/2012/09/12/watch-steve-jobs-announce-the -original-iphone/
Here's a great article about the first iPhone announcement.
13 min later 30763713 Keion (clipboard_vectorized.png 2048x1920 946kB)
Whose you're favorite keion, /g/?
13 min later 30763723 Anonymous
>>30763641
except android. There is only one iPhone and they count them all as "iPhone" so its like saying no car ever sold as good as "car" did.
13 min later 30763724 Anonomono
>>30763641
>/g/ 2012
>Open up MacBook Air
>Blah blah I like iOS
>Blah blah I like OSX
>SHITPOST IN HOMESCREEN THREAD
Crowd went wild, and nobody has liked you ever since
14 min later 30763728 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30763713
Keion is here! Now it's a party!
14 min later 30763737 リッテ
Steve please go, you didn't do anything but sell overpriced shit.
15 min later 30763752 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30763723
No phone has ever outsold an iPhone.
Android vs iOS is the wrong way to look at it. There are 1000s of Android devices, only a few iPhones.
15 min later 30763763 Keion (1357893774422.jpg 2048x1920 2761kB)
>>30763728
Party!
16 min later 30763767 Anonymous
If there's one thing apple has done well, its market overpriced garbage to the ignorant masses.
17 min later 30763812 Anonymous
>>30763541
Google "Xerox Palo Alto Research Center."
18 min later 30763824 Anonymous
>>30763752
>No one android has outsold iphone
>There are 1000s of android devices
You consider this a victory? More people are still choosing other phones with the other OS than people are choosing iphone.
19 min later 30763842 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30763824
Show me a phone that's ever outsold an iPhone.
You can't? Victory.
19 min later 30763858 Anonymous
die in a fire
20 min later 30763870 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30763842
Oh, in b4 someone posts that article about the Galaxy S 3 beating the iPhone out in sales for only a single quarter because the iPhone 5 was 1 month away, but then loses to overall sales vs every iPhone just like usual.
20 min later 30763871 リッテ (phones.png 471x623 30kB)
>>30763842
21 min later 30763896 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30763871
>No sources
22 min later 30763922 リッテ (look at this fucking moron ishit faggot.png 1465x472 94kB)
>>30763896
23 min later 30763940 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30763922
>Using Wikipedia
>Claiming it's a reliable source
>Schools won't accept it
Sure is butthurt faggot in here.
23 min later 30763943 Anonymous
>>30763461
I'm curious, why do you feel the need to post this shit here? You know that topics like these cause shitposting and is generally disliked.
24 min later 30763948 Kursa
>>30763842
>Asks for sales numbers for 1 specific phone
>Talks about the iPhone in a way that covers all iPhones
See your flawed logic?
Forgive me if I don't make sense, got the flu
24 min later 30763950 リッテ
>>30763940
Do you feel the need to be the most idiotic person on all of /g/?
25 min later 30763957 Anonymous
>didn't design, code, or do a single fucking thing
>sold everything purely on image and 'it just werks'
>revolutionary
>influential
no
Steve jobs was a con man and he did nothing but sell shit to the masses and kept them tech illiterate.
I'm glad he's dead.
25 min later 30763958 Anonymous
>>30763940
Are you retarded? Those sources aren't wikipedia, god you're retarded
25 min later 30763962 Anonymous
>>30763940
>Schools won't accept it
Not wikipedia as a source, but they accept wikipedia's sources just fine.
26 min later 30763996 Anonymous
>>30763461
Actually the original Macintosh languished for a bit until Pagemaker and the Laserwriter came along.
27 min later 30764005 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30763958
>>30763962
Nope.
http://isites.harvard.edu/icb/icb.do?keyword=k70847&page id=icb.page346376
Enjoy that.
>Wikipedia is not credible
27 min later 30764014 Anonymous
/g/ to Apple products is what /r/atheism is to Christians.
Yes, Apple is a huge, soulless company who sells overpriced shit to the masses; but so is Microsoft. And if any of you were actually over the age of 19, you would probably know that Apple was a much better, and a valuable computer company during the 90's / early 00's.
Give up OP, unless you're trolling. And Anon, stop sprouting your rehashed / copy-pasted pseudo-intellectual opinions about while Apple is the worst company in the world. You kids know nothing.
>inb4 Butthurt iDrone
>mfw I hate Apple too, but hate all of you more.
27 min later 30764018 Anonymous
>>30764005
You can't be this retarded
28 min later 30764024 リッテ
>>30764005
You're an absolute complete fucking moron.
29 min later 30764042 Anonymous
>>30764014
Don't hate, love.
30 min later 30764063 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30764018
>>30764024
>Butthurt because their fake sources aren't acceptable
31 min later 30764082 Anonymous
>Late 70s
>You and your colleagues developing revolutionary ideas, looking back, actually inventing the future.
>Upper management doesn't do shit with your creations. And when it does, bungles it bad.
>Steve Jobs comes along.
31 min later 30764088 リッテ
>>30764063
>Butthurt because he can't accept that fact that a simple google search proves every bullshit he says wrong.
32 min later 30764114 Anonymous
>>30764063
That refers to using the wikipedia article as a source, not the sources wikipedia uses. Those two are completely different things you retard.
35 min later 30764176 LEE Forgot His Tripcode
Hey guys, I'm listening to Taylor Swift because she's on the radio, but when I saw her come on, I noticed that she looked like a typical trap.
Does she have a penis?
35 min later 30764177 Anonymous
>>30763541
woz did that
jerbs sold it
there's a difference, dickbag
36 min later 30764202 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
I've made some faggots buttmad because they can't properly give sources for their bullshit numbers that they edited on Wikipedia.
36 min later 30764203 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast !GdAPplECeo
oh god im such a huge faggot pls rape my face
37 min later 30764216 リッテ
>>30764203
>>30764202
just as planned . jpg
37 min later 30764217 Anonymous
>>30764176
Yes and no.
Schrodinger's cat.
40 min later 30764298 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30764217
The obvious answer is Yes.
That's why she has a new boyfriend every other week. She shows them her dick and they run away.
41 min later 30764320 Anonymous
>>30764298
But how many? That is the question.
5 dicks? Six?
Maybe we will never know.
42 min later 30764351 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30764320
I think she might only have one penis.
Lady GaGa on the other hand..like 4 or 5.
45 min later 30764424 Anonymous
>>30763948
He knows, he's just trolling. No vehicle ever sold as many as car did. Ford was a genius.
Uh, ford didn't invent the car and Jobs didn't invent the smart phone, they just massed produced it.
46 min later 30764437 Anonymous
>early 80s
>create a shitty monocolor beep boop home PC that requires $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to make it do anything useful via expansion
>creates a horribly expensive followup that has no support from anyone
>meanwhile commodore kicks their fucking ass with the C64 and Amiga
AHAHAHAH. Apple: losing to superior companies since the 1980s.
50 min later 30764531 Anonymous
>>30764437
Yep, Commodore was a computing leader for the past 20 years.
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57 min later 30764684 Anonymous
>>30764649
>>30764670
Can't you use your shitty iImage viewer to look at those while you fap, you faggot
I don't want to see that faggot anymore
dickgoblin
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How many of you faggots have been on the cover of TIME magazine?
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1 hours later 30764828 Anonymous
>>30764811
Me
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1 hours later 30764847 Anonymous
>>30764811
person of the year 2006.
1 hours later 30764876 Anonymous
How much of your day do you dedicate to this trolling and why don't you have anything better to do?
inb4 madjellybutthurt etc, I'm just curious.
1 hours later 30764929 Steve Jobs' Zombie Goast
>>30764876
I multitask on my PC often. So I'll do it while I'm working on programming or watching a movie, or browsing, or when I'm playing a game I'll periodically alt+tab to check things out.
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1 hours later 30765086 Anonymous
>>30765064
That's Jobs on the left? Wow, he could have been a model.
1 hours later 30765466 PurpleDizzy
>>30763461
Please go to sleep
I'm happy that he died should put a end to this locked down OS shit he tried
1 hours later 30765524 Anonymous
>>30764177
this
1 hours later 30765586 Anonymous
>>30764424
...
mass-produced*
1 hours later 30765776 Anonymous (appleiisystemboard.jpg 1000x1311 308kB)
>>30764177
Woz made the machine.
Jobs had him lay out the chips in neat, orderly rows and ordered up the creation of the injection-molded cases.
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