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2012-12-11 09:12 29781366 Anonymous (niggercatcher.jpg 300x300 13kB)
Hey /g/. Some racial slur for african americans have broken into my house for the second time these past four weeks. What are some good security cameras for ~$150? I'm not looking for an arsenal or anything, just 2-4 cameras. >inb4 move out of the ghetto I live in an all white neighborhood, some condos opened up and the racial slur for african americans took them all.

1 hours later 29783369 OP
bomp

1 hours later 29783435 Anonymous
webcams are not good?

1 hours later 29783451 Anonymous
>>29781366 >racial slur for african americans Alright. I lol'd. I doubt /g/ knows jackshit about security cameras. Also I doubt security cameras will help you much. What you need is an actual security system.

1 hours later 29783485 Anonymous
>>29783435 Webcams can't into infrared, which is important at night. They're also typically not near as high definition unless you spend a ridiculous amount on one. Then you're just better off going with security cameras.

1 hours later 29783681 OP
>>29783451 True, maybe I should just ask /k/.

1 hours later 29783717 Anonymous
>>29783681 they just tell you to get a gun and hide in a dark corner with the lights off in camo then shoot whatever moves

1 hours later 29783720 Anonymous
>racial slur for african americans >>>/pol/ You'll go far there.

1 hours later 29783794 Anonymous
>>29783681 Dont listen to what t >>29783717 said. Go to /k/ they will actually give you plenty of good advice.

2 hours later 29784201 Anonymous
I use an old setup, 2 wireless 900mhz cameras to avoid interference from wifi and new wireless phones etc. Even baby monitors are 2.4ghz now. If you can use wired, do it, it is better. One camera is under an eave on my garage watching my driveway and front door, another watches the back door at face level. I have two receivers, one in my bedroom with a TV, and one in my garage hooked up to a 96 hour VHS time-lapse recorder I bought at a yard sale for $25. The video is grainy as shit, so it is more a deterrent than to actually aid police in identifying a redguard hamburgler.

2 hours later 29784248 Anonymous
Get a big dog

2 hours later 29784249 Anonymous (darwin hates niggers.png 900x450 168kB)
get a gun not much of a /k/ guy but I just bought a Mossberg 500 Tactical for under $300 gonna kill me some racial slurs

2 hours later 29784465 Anonymous
>>29784201 oh, and my receiver and recorder is behind a big steel desk, in between some studs in a nook I cut into the drywall. I installed a power receptacle in there using existing wiring so there are no visible wires. The steel desk is also bolted to the studs. >>29784248 If you're just looking for security, a big dog will cost you more in the first year in food and shots than a decent multi-camera home security DVR with offsite recording. My neighbor had a big rottweiler. She was very intimidating and would bark like a maniac at anybody that came near the house, unless you give her a big steak before you used a crunched up spark plug to shatter the back door glass and make your way in. My neighbor is a dick, I am pretty sure he got rid of the dog after that, hopefully he found a home for her.

2 hours later 29784515 Anonymous
dont go to /k/, they'll just tell you that the first thing you need to do is enrich some uranium wat you need is some good locks and a security system.

2 hours later 29784559 Anonymous
>>29781366 Nothing you can do OP, they'll just steal the cameras too.

2 hours later 29784589 Emily
Set up a few automatic turrets.

2 hours later 29784600 Anonymous
>>29784249 >gonna kill me some racial slurs You gonna go to jail for murdering people unprovoked. Say high to Brevik for me while you're there.

2 hours later 29784677 Anonymous
>>29784515 Locks only keep out honest people. Unless you're going to be installing grates over every single window and using steel studs on your door jambs, any moderately determined thief will get into your shit. Alarms work, security cameras work. Dogs and $100 deadbolts from home-depot don't do shit for security. I, admittedly, have one of those $100 deadbolts on my house, but only because I can enter my house with a 5 digit code and not take my house key with me where it might get lost along with my address. I had to change my locks twice after someone stole my wallet and keys out of a gym locker, fuck that.

2 hours later 29784708 Anonymous (20110908-131745_1315505287319.jpg 1024x768 152kB)
Buy a shotgun. The next time the redguards break in, fire 2 or 3 shots into each of their chests. Wait until they've bled out for a few minutes, then call 911. Tell the police you saw one reach into his pocket for a weapon and that's when you shot.

2 hours later 29784757 Anonymous
>that feel when white thief whose been stealing people's shit for years but I never get caught cause everyone always blames the niggers Feels good man. No one suspects a thing.

2 hours later 29784790 Anonymous
>>29784600 Self defense or defending your home and family are not the same as murder. Now get the fuck out kid.

2 hours later 29784827 Anonymous
I would love it if someone tried to rob my house, both my wife and I have CHL and are more than proficient in firearm use.

2 hours later 29784828 Anonymous
>>29784757 Did you fucking take my Amazon envelope off my porch? I needed that shit man. That wasn't cool!

2 hours later 29784884 Anonymous
>>29784708 Guns are only effective against thieves and small time criminals, how do I defend myself against serial killers, people who you may know or trust, or people who have staked out your house and thoroughly know your habits and can get to you before you reach your gun? Home invasions, rapes and murders have been on the rise lately and it seems every layer of defense is ineffective against someone who wants to make you suffer for no other reason than shits and giggles.

2 hours later 29784937 Anonymous
>>29784884 >Guns are only effective against thieves and small time criminals I'm willing to bed a murdering rapist serial killer home invader dies just as much from bullets as a small time thief does.

2 hours later 29784938 Anonymous
>>29784790 >gonna kill me some racial slurs More or less implied you would just go on a killing spree like it was nigger hunting season. You didn't say anything about home defense, which is more understandable. You sound irresponsible however and should probably mature a bit before you handle a weapon.

2 hours later 29784957 Anonymous
>>29784937 >bet jesus fuck.

2 hours later 29784961 Anonymous
>>29784884 Simple, Stay fucking strapped. Tint your car Windows, Don't take the same route home/to work. If you can't afford bullet proofing the car then add fucking phone books to the inside of the doors. Get a permit for a single shot AK or AR15. Any niggers break into ur house its bang bang done.

2 hours later 29785013 Anonymous
>>29784937 It's not that, it's the fact that they usually have your life staked out so well that they will chose to strike you when you are most vulnerable, when either you don't have access to your weapon or when they can subdue you before you have time to get to it. The average criminal doesn't do this.

2 hours later 29785016 Anonymous
>>29784938 I am >>29784827 I would go on a killing spree like it was nigger hunting season if multiple people tried to rob me or burgal my home.

2 hours later 29785034 Anonymous (1355191600476.jpg 316x237 11kB)
>>29784961 >Guns not working? >Simple, get more guns MURRKA STRONG

2 hours later 29785080 Anonymous
>>29783451 Actual security systems suck dick at stopping crime. Most of the time they are set off, it is by the owner himself. Because of this police usually take 15-20 minutes to respond to them because they are low priority. Security cameras are more of a deterrent (if you place them somewhere they are clearly visible) because they are out in the open and criminals will know they are being filmed. While with a system they have no idea.

2 hours later 29785100 Anonymous
>>29785034 Well thats implying you've done the obv. bolting up your windows, Cameras, Ect. You think anyone is going to fuck with you or try to break in if they see you carrying a AR15? Get some fucking cop killer bullets in that bitch

2 hours later 29785119 Anonymous
>>29785034 one of the joys of learning how to live with muds

2 hours later 29785146 Anonymous
BREAKING IN TO Y'ALL HOUSES TO STEAL Y'ALL BATTLESTATIONS INNIT

2 hours later 29785182 Anonymous
>implying security systems, dogs, locks, guns, or any measure of security works OP if somebody wants to get into your house they will. So just scan the thought waves of the whole town and murder anyone who thinks about breaking in before they do obviously.

2 hours later 29785201 Anonymous
>>29785146 My battlestation contains C4 and and a battery powered GPS tracker, it's wired to explode if it detects itself at a certain range from my residence.

2 hours later 29785477 Anonymous
Get a dog. Seriously, if criminals think there is anything living in your house they will be less likely to rob you. Then get a bat, knife, gun....Something to defend yourself.

2 hours later 29785505 Anonymous
>>29785080 A really loud persistant siren is a good idea though, those phone home system are stupid. I have mine set to only give me a call, then I just hop on my smart phone and check my IP cameras, I can shut it off remotely as well.

3 hours later 29785551 Anonymous
>>29785013 Yeah, if I'm being stalked by a serial killer or a jilted lover, I'm probably fucked. Home invasions though, those are stopped thousands of times a year with guns.

3 hours later 29785613 Anonymous
If a dog is too expensive just set up some motion sensors hooked up to a stereo that plays loud barking.

3 hours later 29785682 Anonymous
>>29785477 >get a dog. If you're getting a dog solely for security, you are wasting your money. Criminals aren't afraid of dogs. Chuck a ball of raw hamburger full of ambien over the fence, come back in 25 minutes to a dead/knocked out dog and go to town. Also, a two years of feeding and immunizing a dog is thousands of dollars. For $1000 you could have a 6 camera offsite DVR setup with streaming to your phone with programmable motion detection and shit that will send you a text any time somebody walks up your front steps.

3 hours later 29785707 Anonymous
>>29785682 Get a wolf instead.

3 hours later 29785735 Anonymous
>>29785707 Get a downs syndrom liger. Retard strength and more massive than a lion.

3 hours later 29785760 Anonymous
>>29785707 >buy wolf >cut finger working in garden >wolf catches the scent of your blood >wolf rape

4 hours later 29787521 Anonymous
>>29785682 >Chuck a ball of raw hamburger full of ambien over the fence, come back in 25 minutes to a dead/knocked out dog and go to town. fuck you know absolutely NOTHING about dogs. this isn't some fucking movie you retard. Camera+Dog is even better

4 hours later 29787539 KERNEL PANIC
Get a lion. You can get past a dog, but no one fucks with a lion.

4 hours later 29787595 Anonymous
>>29781366 >racial slur for african americans What the shit is this, SomethingAwful?

4 hours later 29787625 Anonymous
>>29784559 It is impossible to kill a negro outside of a self defense scenario, regardless of circumstances.

4 hours later 29787744 Anonymous
If you kill them, prepare yourself for Trayvon Martin 2.0. Even though you'd have every right to self-defense, white guilt society and the Jesse Jacksons of the world will get CNN, NBC, and Twitter against you and you'll be fucked.

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